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1) screaming at people that the giraffe's r giving away free leaves with autographs on them??
2) attempting 2 put a necklace on a rhino's horn and if it doesn't work throw a koala at it.
3) paint a panda with black paint and let them out of their cage, screaming their black bears and that we should take cover with the elephants.
i would do more but its 3 in the morning so byeeeeeeeee!
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Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by 1st Timothy 4:12 » Sat May 12, 2012 9:52 pm
LOL PANDA BEARS! what about chasing a snow lepaord calling here kitty kitty.
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by KelseyLong » Fri May 25, 2012 5:03 pm
Lol the snow leparod would be TERRIFIED! I got some!
When you go to the zoos restaurant go around telling everyone eating meat that their food was just an old, sick, dying animal.
When the monkeys start throwing poop at you pick it up and throw it back.
Give the monkeys some coffee, then, RUN!
Yell at the hyenas, PUPPIES!
Pretend you are a general, bring a radio, and put on gunfire. Then yell, HIT THE DECK!
When you go to the zoos restaurant go around telling everyone eating meat that their food was just an old, sick, dying animal.
When the monkeys start throwing poop at you pick it up and throw it back.
Give the monkeys some coffee, then, RUN!
Yell at the hyenas, PUPPIES!
Pretend you are a general, bring a radio, and put on gunfire. Then yell, HIT THE DECK!
As a Christian, we will find struggles and hardships like no other, that is why Jesus died for me, that is why he died for YOU! Often times we find ourselves wondering, is this life worth living? I thought I got a great deal when I signed up for this. But here is a reality check, we did not just sign up, we chose to LIVE! God gives us tests, to prove ourselves to him and so we can grow stronger, that is why our hardships are truly blessings in disguise. So count both your hardships and blessings
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by dantyriverside » Sat May 26, 2012 2:12 am
Walk by the Llama cages and start spitting at them before they spit at you. 
Do these repeatedly and have others start scoreing you for accuracy and distance. 
Go to the Penguin enclosure and start screaming Free Willy! Free Willy! (This of course will be insane because Willy was a giant whale not a small penguin)
and last go to the Arangatang enclosure and start yelling "RIGHT TURN CLYDE" (now those of you who are my age know this is from a movie with Clint Eastwood)
But I am confident that harassing the animals will get you kicked out of a zoo. (humblevisitor and I are planning a trip to the zoo this summer I'll let you know how it goes)
danty
Do these repeatedly and have others start scoreing you for accuracy and distance. Go to the Penguin enclosure and start screaming Free Willy! Free Willy! (This of course will be insane because Willy was a giant whale not a small penguin)
and last go to the Arangatang enclosure and start yelling "RIGHT TURN CLYDE" (now those of you who are my age know this is from a movie with Clint Eastwood)
But I am confident that harassing the animals will get you kicked out of a zoo. (humblevisitor and I are planning a trip to the zoo this summer I'll let you know how it goes)
danty
"Therefore I say to you, whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them." Mark 11:24
Remember God loves you,
danty
Remember God loves you,
danty
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by 1st Timothy 4:12 » Sat May 26, 2012 6:17 pm
LOL DANTY! I love yours! *handas danty a lightbulb*
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by KelseyLong » Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:22 pm
WOW zoos everywhere: BEWARE!
As a Christian, we will find struggles and hardships like no other, that is why Jesus died for me, that is why he died for YOU! Often times we find ourselves wondering, is this life worth living? I thought I got a great deal when I signed up for this. But here is a reality check, we did not just sign up, we chose to LIVE! God gives us tests, to prove ourselves to him and so we can grow stronger, that is why our hardships are truly blessings in disguise. So count both your hardships and blessings
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by popples » Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:32 am
you guys are funny god bless
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by KelseyLong » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:51 pm
thanks popples!
As a Christian, we will find struggles and hardships like no other, that is why Jesus died for me, that is why he died for YOU! Often times we find ourselves wondering, is this life worth living? I thought I got a great deal when I signed up for this. But here is a reality check, we did not just sign up, we chose to LIVE! God gives us tests, to prove ourselves to him and so we can grow stronger, that is why our hardships are truly blessings in disguise. So count both your hardships and blessings
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Re: Ways to get kicked out of a zoo
by dantyriverside » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:29 am
Look out Atlanta Zoo humble and I are coming on our honeymoon! ROFL
"Therefore I say to you, whatever things you ask when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you will have them." Mark 11:24
Remember God loves you,
danty
Remember God loves you,
danty
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