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Postby KelseyLong » Tue May 15, 2012 2:25 pm

Okay so I get a lot of spam email and the subjects are so funny! Remember, I'm 14!
Grants Available to go Back to School (aren't I already in school?)
I am Just So Happy (Good for you)
Get Your Travel On! See if You Qualify for a $1000 Vacation Card (Pretends to open and read fine print, you must be 18 or older to call or go online)
Date Real Cheating Wives in Your Area (SHOCKER)
Please Confirm Your FedEx Laptop Delivey (I already have a lap top and I never ordered one so DELETE)
Lol what do you get?
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Re: Hehe Spam Subjects

Postby PrincessMcleod » Fri May 18, 2012 4:29 am

I get random emails saying that I am the monthly winner of an iPad for New York or London. I'm thinking . . . "Hello??? Wrong part of the world???"

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Re: Hehe Spam Subjects

Postby KelseyLong » Mon May 21, 2012 1:50 pm

LOL same here!
As a Christian, we will find struggles and hardships like no other, that is why Jesus died for me, that is why he died for YOU! Often times we find ourselves wondering, is this life worth living? I thought I got a great deal when I signed up for this. But here is a reality check, we did not just sign up, we chose to LIVE! God gives us tests, to prove ourselves to him and so we can grow stronger, that is why our hardships are truly blessings in disguise. So count both your hardships and blessings
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Re: Hehe Spam Subjects

Postby ILuvAnime » Wed May 30, 2012 9:10 am

i got a spam email from a woman wanting money so she could send me her child! O_O not happening...
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Re: Hehe Spam Subjects

Postby popples » Wed May 30, 2012 9:28 am

hey thanks for these little things put a smile on my face
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Postby ILuvAnime » Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:20 pm

i always giggle when I see a commerical saying: "must be 18 years older to call or GO ONLINE." i know it means smthing different but becuz it says that i must be breaking the law or smthing O_O LOL luv yas
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Re: Hehe Spam Subjects

Postby Pert » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:54 am

I think the best ones I get are saying something like "Please confirm your personal information to recieve your inheritance" I'm like REALLY? LOL! I also get the ones that say I won the lottery in Switzerland or Nigeria or some other country. When was I in Switzerland playing the lottery? hahaha!
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