A Raccoon on the Run
(a novel)
Book Three of 'The Harlie' Series
by J. F. Prussing
Chapter One
The Sharecropper
THE HARLIE ARRIVED HOME LATE THAT MORNING, finding his wife
at the washboard. She looked weary and drawn. She had
been up all night worrying, it seemed, just as she had
been every night since Elmo went away.
Nadine Cotton had
nothing to say to her husband, who looked both tired and
confused; so she turned, shook her head and tried to
smile. She then walked over and kissed Elmo on his
cheek. It was more than he expected, and far more than
he deserved. Although he could have used some
much-needed rest by then, the Harlie thought it would be
best to get right back to work. There was still twenty
acres to plow before winter set in; and besides, he
thought it might take his mind off all that had happened
to him in the mountain.
One by one, the
folks of Harley came out of their shacks to greet the
new day. Lil' Ralph was in the yard, playing with a
red-tailed rooster. Elmo went to the barn to fetch his
plow as Sherman Dixon drove by in his yellow wagon. They
waved. Elmo nodded before quickly disappearing into the
barn. Sherman shook his big brown head and smiled. "That
Mister Cotton sure am mighty peculiar. 'S'been actin'
that way ever since he come back down from them ol'
hills. Ain't that right, Abraham?" he questioned the
tired looking pony pulling his little wagon that day.
The poor animal
was either too dumb, or too weary, to answer the farmer
that day. Probably just a little of both, Sherman
reckoned.
After milking the
cow and feeding the chickens and pigs, Nadine Cotton ran
back inside the house as another man approached the farm
from the north. He was a tall man, wearing a large gray
hat that was frayed along the edges, a crackling new
pair of denim trousers, and a pair of patent leather
shoes with brown laces. He was also sporting a
double-pointed beard, what some still might call a
'goatee'. The whiskers were long, thin and gray, which
gave him the appearance of an old black billy-goat, in
trousers. His name was Isaiah Armstrong, but most folks
just called him 'Ike'. He was the Harlie's landlord, and
also happened to be the richest man in Harley; at least,
that what he liked to say. Ike actually owned half the
land in Harley but acted as though he owned it all. Elmo
Cotton was still hitching the plow to his farm animal as
the greedy landlord warily approached.
"Where them Greens
at, boy?" questioned the billy-goat from under a
confederate gray slouch hat he'd picked off a dead
soldier he found lying in the fields one morning, along
with the officer's military sword, spencer-burnside
carbine, and a half-smoked cigar that was still, believe
it or not, clenched in the dead man's teeth at the time
of the desecration. He was actually a Brigadier
General, a fact Ike was clearly ignorant of at
the time (not that it would've made any difference, of
course) despite the three star insignia and black
feathered plume pinned to the side of the hat signifying
his superior rank. "Folks commencin' to talk, you know.
Say somethin' about you takin' to the hills with ol' man
Skinner and some of them Creek mens. Be careful, boy!
Don't be messin' with them ol' white boys, now – You
hear?" He then spat on the ground and scratched himself
below the waist in a most distasteful manner.
It was something
Ike was in the habit of doing whenever he was irritated,
flummoxed, fixing to argue with someone, or just to be
spiteful. Naturally, most folks found the gesture
offensive, especially the good and decent women of
Harley who considered it not only rude and un-manly but
most disrespectful, especially when he did it in front
of the children. Others found it downright disgusting,
and told him so. But then again, modesty was never one
of Mister Armstrong's strong points. Ike was a man with
too much vice and not enough virtue. And it showed. He
was, as Joe Cotton once pointed out to his young
impressionable nephew one day: "'a character... with no
character."
Elmo pretended not
to hear Ike as he secured the harness around the mule
and attached it to the terraplane, hoping he would just
go away. He didn't, of course; he never did. He went
right on talking, which the Harlie found most annoying.
"Say now, Mister
Cotton," he continued, "just what you doin' in the hills
anyway? Ain't no good come out of them ol' hills.
Everyone know that. Nothin' up there for no Harlies...
'ceptin' trouble. Mountains is fo' Creek folks, white
mens – Greens! That's right. Uh-huh. You belongs down
here, on the farm, with yo' own kind. Speakin' of
which... and that's just another thing, Mister Cotton,"
said the landlord, changing the subject in mid-sentence
and scratching himself in the usual disgusting manner,
as he was want to do whenever he became agitated,
confused, or simply didn't know what else to do with his
hands at any particular moment. "How comes you up and
leaves yo' wife and chil' all alones on the farm when
you knows there's woik to be done? Now that ain't right,
Mister Cotton. And you knows better than that. Man's got
'sponsibilities, you know." What the inquisitive
billy-goat really meant was responsibilities; but
between his thick Sothern drawl and apparent lack of
education (which was the only thing he actually had in
common with the sharecroppers under his auspices) his
words were often mispronounced as well as misconstrued.
"Them ol' beans ain't a'gonna pick they'selves. No, sir!
And that's a fact. But what I really wants to know,
Mister Cotton... Mister Elmo Cotton," he reiterated just
to further humiliate the sharecropper that day, which,
of course, was his intention all along, "is just what
kind'a man is you, anyway? You ain't goin' Green on me
now – Is you?"
The term 'Goin'
Green' was an expression, not a very flattering one,
often employed by Harlies to describe someone (usually
another Harlie) who might be, for reasons that were
usually but not always quite so obvious, acting or
speaking in such a manner as to suggest that they
weren't Harlie at all, and should be embarrassed, if not
downright insulted, if anyone had thought they actually
were; from Harley, that is. In many cases, the
duplicitous individual would usually accomplish this by
simply taking on the tone, or vernacular, often
associated with the residents of Creekwood Green, a
predominantly Caucasians town located on the west side
of the Iron Gates; as opposed to the Harlies themselves
who, as we all know by now, occupied the swampy lowlands
to the east; the differences, of course, being clearly
defined not only along cultural and economic lines, but
ones that were linguistically and racially divided as
well, and quite noticeably.
"Don't be goin'
green on me now," admonished the billy-goat, eying Elmo
with more suspicion than ever. "S'been talk 'bout you
goin' over to old man Skinner's place. "What's you want
with that crazy ol' man anyway? They say he done lost
his mind. Sumpin' 'bout all that gold he keep talkin'
about – Ain't it? Stay away from them Greens, boy. Ain't
no good on the other side of them ol' gates."
Depending on one's
point of view, or perhaps which side of the Iron Gates
of Harley one happened to be born on, the expression 'Goin'
Green' could, in some cases, be taken as a
compliment as well as an insult, and just as
gratuitously; although it was usually the latter that
prevailed. But on that particular morning, Elmo took it
for neither. He was in no mood for such talk; and
besides, he'd heard it all before. He knew very well
what his nosey landlord was getting at. It was something
Elmo had heard all his life, it seemed; and it had
nothing to do with bean farming. Ike just wanted to
know, like so many others who were not so bold to come
right out and ask, if Elmo Cotton was really a Harlie at
all; chiefly, one could only imagine, on account of his
non-Harlie appearance. It wasn't the first time Elmo's
ancestral ties were brought into question, and it
certainly wouldn't be the last. He wouldn't have minded
so much if the suspicions concerning his past were
justified, or could be substantiated with cold, hard
facts. They could not, of course; but that didn't seem
to matter. The speculation never stopped; nor did the
long glances and whispering words that haunted him even
until this day. He just couldn't see how it was anyone's
business but his own, even if it was true. And so what
if he had light skin and blue eyes? Other Harlies had
light skin and... well, at least they had light skin; and
their eyes were not so dark. And who cares if his hair
was not as nappy as perhaps it should've been. Was that
his fault? Was it a crime? It just didn't matter; not to
Elmo, anyway. But it did to others. And somehow, that's
what really mattered.
"Don't do it,
boy...." regurgitated the billy-goat. "Harlies and Greens
don't mix. Peoples in Harley do lots of talkin', Mister
Cotton. Some folks say you ain't Harlie. Say you is
really Green. Now I's don't say that... but some folks
do."
He was once
accused of being illegitimate, a bastard, and a 'war
child': the product of an immoral and, therefore,
illegal relationship between a white Union soldier and a
Negro slave girl. They say it happened during the war,
which was not an unlikely occurrence at the time; and
there were even a few names brought up from time to
time; Elmo Cotton was just one of them. It didn't make
it right; and it certainly didn't it make it true. And
to make matters worse, and add fat to the fire
so-to-speak, it was further insinuated, again without
any collaborating evidence, that a rape was involved, a
young woman from Harley, which was also not uncommon at
that time. They say she was engaged to one of the Harley
boys, Erasmus' eldest son, perhaps, Ezekiel; and that
the man who done it was an officer, if not a gentleman.
If true, it was a capital offense, at least from a
military standpoint, as well as a moral outrage,
demanding a full investigation as well as court martial.
It never went to trail, however; which, if convicted,
would have not only ended the soldier's career, but his
life as well with an anonymous bullet through his
lustful and adulterous heart. It was the typical
punishment for non-cowardly offenses committed during
time of war; the more cowardly variety, such as treason
and desertion, being executed by a simple hanging. It
was a far more humiliating experience, reserved for
horse thieves and murderers, unfit for any
self-respecting soldier.
There were other
rumors concerning the Harlie's origins that were even
more disturbing and equally distasteful; but they are
not worth mentioning, as most lies never are. Elmo
didn't necessarily agree with any of these false
accusations; nor did he disagree. He simply decided long
ago to ignore such innuendo, reckoning that any
apologies he made in his own defense, however eloquently
stated or passionately argued, would merely create more
doubt and raise even more suspicions regarding his
personal and private life when, in fact, there was
really nothing, as far as Elmo knew, to be doubtful or
suspicious about. It is the just the way Harlies are, he
reckoned; which is really no different than anyone else,
I reckon.
Ike continued:
"Don't bother me none what other folk says and do. I's
just mindin' my own business. Won't never see me goin'
Green. Gots me 'nough to lookin' after all these
Harlies. No sir! I don't goes messin' 'round Creekwood.
Stay right 'chere in Harley. Keeps an eye on thangs.
That's what us ol' roosters is fo'... keeps an eye on
thangs," winked the billy-goat from under his stolen
slouch hat. "'Specially with all these here hens peckin'
'round. Someone gots to keep an eye on them hens when
they husbands is out lookin' fo' gold. Never know when
that ol' fox come around. Gots us some mighty fine hens
peckin' 'round here, Mister Cotton. Mighty fine hens.
Just like Miss Nadine...."
Talking about
himself was one thing; talking about his family was
another, and something he certainly didn't appreciate
it; especially when it concerned his wife who was more
often than not the target of the ol' rooster's lewd and
lascivious observations. And suddenly Elmo wanted to
tell him so; he just didn't know how to do it. He
couldn't say it to Ike's face; not for seven more years
anyway, until he was no longer legally obliging to the
landlord's outspoken. He was still a sharecropper, and
not a very good one at that, and still too poor to be
telling Ike Armstrong anything like that. So, he simply
pretended not to hear, or care.
"Now hows I gonnna
take care of all these hens and keeps an eye on all
these thangs ifin' all the mens goes takin' to the
hills with some Greens? Now hows I gonna 'complish all
that, Mister Cotton?" What Ike was really worried about,
of course, was not so much taking care of all those 'thangs',
which he never did anyway, but rather the money it would
cost him if and when the bean crop proved to be as poor
as it was expected to be that year, especially with not
enough sharecroppers around, not to mention the lack of
rain they've been having lately.
Feeling that he
was somehow owed an explanation (as landlords always do,
whether they actually deserve one or not) and not
receiving one, Mister Armstrong lived up to his unsavory
reputation by warning the Harlie: "Now don't you be
goin' ig'nant on me, boy!" What Ike really meant to say
was 'ignorant'. It was just a manner of speaking, of
course; but Elmo knew what was really on the ol'
rooster's mind, and so did his landlord.
"I don't know what
you're talkin' about, Ike," Elmo causally replied in a
friendly but bewildering tone.
"You knows what
I'm talkin' 'bout... Yeah! That's what I'm t-talkin'
'bout. Humph!" Ike stammered and stuttered, repeating
himself the way women sometimes do when they become
hysterical or just verbally frustrated and can't seem to
find the right words to express themselves. "Best minds
yo' business, boy! And minds yo' beans."
As he finished
hitching up the mule, Elmo simply shrugged and smiled.
"You mean just like you?" he noted with a discernable
amount of sarcasm.
The ol' rooster
couldn't crow because he knew the Harlie was right and
was only trying to rile him a little. So he just stood
there, scratching himself below the waist like he
suddenly wanted to pee, and looking in the general
direction of Elmo's farmhouse.
The Harlie knew
what was on the landlord's mind, and it wasn't
peeing.
Most of the
farmers of Harley were sharecroppers, just like Elmo
Cotton, and equally poor. The only exceptions were a
handful of the middle-aged colored farmers who had
eventually earned their own piece of real estate after
fulfilling their ten-year contractual obligation to
Mister Isaiah Armstrong. The land they hoped one day to
call their own was usually of very poor quality, despite
the fact that is was still considered bottom-land which,
under normal circumstances commanded a high premium. The
bottom-land in Harley was different, however, having
long since been depleted of all those natural elements,
chiefly through over cultivation and poor farming
practices such as slash and burn, associated with the
rich soils of the fruited plain. But for whatever
reason, the Harley beans, not unlike the generous and
reliable rice crop that also seemed to thrive in the
muddy fields of Harley, did exceedingly well. In fact,
the bean stalks of Harley were known to reach a height
of six feet or more and, in a good year, bring in two or
three crops, which not only helped sustain the
subsistent farmers of the region with a enough food to
hold them over the winter, but also provide a little
extra income to buy much needed seed and hay; or maybe
even a new pair of overalls, or shoes!
Other crops of the
region included corn, greens, squash, cabbage, carrots
corn and, of course, cotton, the cash crop of the South,
which, along with tobacco, grew abundantly in the rich
and fertile soils making up the larger plantations of
Creekwood County. But in Harley, it was the bean that
reigned supreme – the Harlie bean, of course! What else?
It became an integral part of the little town's economy,
upon which all their efforts were concentrated and so
many lives depended on. Naturally, the profits generated
by the indigenous bean crop came with volume and was
generally influenced by the climate, as well as supply
and demand which is perhaps the most determining factor
in establishing the true market value of any produce.
However, most of the profit generally wound up in the
pockets and purses of a handful of greedy landlords,
just like everything else in Harley, which was comprised
chiefly of Ike Armstrong and a few other 'old roosters'
who, although maybe not as mean and ugly as Mister
Armstrong, were just as greedy and equally
reproachable.
The Harlies
themselves owned very little, and bought whatever
supplies they needed, which was never enough for
personal or professional use, from Ike's general store,
which was set up right in the middle of town for the
landlord's own convenience, or so it seemed. The store,
which was actually an old dilapidated barn held together
with chicken wire and nails sold mostly dry good and
hardware, with a few can goods lying around and some
dead animal hanging from the ceiling with flies
constantly buzzing around. There was very little in the
ways of clothing (Harlies in generally made their own)
and the little bit that was there was old, dirty and
smelly; not at all like the clean, crisp shits and
trousers Ike liked to strut around in, especially when
he was out looking after the hens. The store was
actually owned and operated by a few of the landlords,
Ike Armstrong being the principal partner in the
questionable enterprise. They charged exorbitant prices
for their sub-standard products that were financed out
at extremely high rates designed to keep the
sharecroppers forever in their debt and, as Ike would
often say with a twisted and evil grin, 'woikin' da
fields'.
For the most part,
the sharecroppers of Harley worked solely for the
landlords, and a small piece of land they would one day
get to call their own, along the roof over their heads,
if they were lucky enough to have one, and a bowl of
beans at the end of each dreary day; so long as they met
their quota, that is. And for that, at least, they were
grateful; not so much to the landlords, whom in many
ways were really no different than their former
slave-masters, but to God Himself, the Father of all
farmers, great and small; the God of the wind, rain and
fire; the God of earth, and all things above and below
the soil; the Almighty hand that plowed and planted the
earth five thousand years ago, sowing His seed on every
continent, which even now He nourishes with the blood of
saints and martyrs, to be harvested at the appointed
time and stored in the silos and voluminous vaults of
Heaven, until such a time when, on that great and
terrible day of Judgment, we either feast at the table
of the Lord or are consumed in the bonfires of hell. And
don't be too surprised if, on that great and terrible
day, you happen to find yourself sitting at the banquet
table alongside a Harlie sharecropper or two, looking
around and wondering where in hell all those
self-righteous hypocrites are, the ones that spoke the
loudest and were so sure of where they'd be at that very
moment? Don't bother. They're right where they are
supposed to be. And so are you.
Sharecropping was
not the easiest way to make a living; but for many, it
was the only way, especially in Harley. Despite the
ultimate reward it promised, that of owning small parcel
of real estate the colored farmers could actually call
their own, sharecropping was avoided for a number of
reasons, not least of which was the simple fact that
many of those who entered into the old agrarian
institution were known to have died long before they
were able to reap any of the rewards and benefits
thereof. And no wonder! Sharecropping was hard work, not
known to promote the longevity of those who participated
in it. It provided the farmers with just barely enough
to stay alive; and, in times of drought or just bad
luck, they received even less than that.
According to the
terms of the typical agreement of the day, they, the
sharecroppers, were supplied with a roof over their
heads, a plow, a few scrawny farm animals and, if they
were lucky enough, a horse or a cow. It was little
wonder that the best livestock usually came at a price,
set by the landlords, of course; but one that could be
paid for in a number of ways that were often
questionable and sometimes demoralizing Such things as
blackmail and bribery were not below the landlord's
ethical standard, if they had any at all, and were often
employed as a means of coercion, especially when
everything else seemed to fail. And they usually
worked.
As previously
mentioned, there was also the promise of a small piece
of land, if and when the sharecroppers fulfilled the
legal obligations of their contracts, which typically
took about ten years to accomplish. It was something the
landlords dangled before the poor farmers day and night,
like a carrot on a stick, and not a very appetizing one
at that. Many considered it blackmail, extortion, a bad
deal, or worse. But for most Harlies, especially after
the War, sharecropping was the only deal to be found,
anywhere.
And nobody knew
that better than Isaiah Amadeus Armstrong, the richest
landlord in all of Harley, and perhaps the ugliest. Many
wondered if they weren't in fact better off woikin'
those same fields before the Great Emancipation as mere
slaves. At least then, it could be argued, they had
enough to feed themselves, their families, and then
some. And indeed, many had raised large and healthy
families at the time, usually under the generous
auspices and of their former taskmasters who were, in
some instances, known to treat their human chattel quite
well; affectionately, in some rare cases, with the same
care and consideration afforded the age old institution
from Genesis to Revelation. It was no small wonder that
some of the older folks of Harley still sang of the
'good ol' days' before the war, before the landlords,
and before the likes of Ike Armstrong.
Historically
speaking, the large tracts of land Mister Armstrong
claimed title over were actually granted to him by a
corrupt governor some years ago, shortly after the war
when he was still a relatively young man. Blackmail was
involved, naturally; although the facts surrounding the
real estate transaction were dubious at best and
scandalous at worst, which pretty much summed up the
magistrate's entire administration at the time. After
that, Ike never worked another day in his worthless and
lecherous life. He didn't have to. And since then, the
only thing he was good at was 'keepin' an eye on thangs...
lookin' after the hens', and generally minding
everyone's business, but his own; and in that, of
course, the ol' rooster excelled.
Mister Armstrong
may've been an ugly man and a thief by any charitable
standard, as well as a horny old rooster and weasel-eyed
billy-goat, but he certainly was not a stupid. He had
what some folks called 'horse-sense' and could be a
fairly shrewd businessman, especially when that business
had anything to do with his beans – Harley beans, that
is. He had no wife to speak of (not that they would ever
admit it) which many suggested was the real cause of his
belligerent behavior, and the root of his other personal
problems as well, which involved not only his many
disgusting habits but his misogynistic treatment of
women in general. He lived in a fairly modest home along
with several young women he conveniently called his
'sistas' whom he treated more like wives, but only
in the conjugal sense, and often against their will. He
was once accused of being a polygamist, in the Mormon
tradition of Joseph Smith; a fact he would never freely
admit, and one that might actually have landed in jail;
the practice of keeping more than one wife being not
only illegal at the time but fool-hearty and downright
dangerous as well, at least as far as the women of
Harley were concerned. Ike had heard stories of the old
patriarchs of the Bible, and how they would take
hundreds of wives (a notion that would have most men
running for the door, as well as their lives) as though
one wasn't enough, not to mention a harem or two of fine
concubines, young nubiles, which he took great interest
and pleasure in, along with a certain amount of comfort;
but not enough to actually marry any one of them or
father their children, which, by the way, may have
suggested that the ol' rooster, no matter how much he
cocked and crowed and strutted about like King Solomon
in all his glory and with all his alien mistresses, was
actually quite impotent and, sexually speaking, simply
did not 'measure up' as a few of the more promiscuous
women of Harley would come to agree in their own graphic
vernacular; although not one of them would ever say
exactly how they came to such a diminutive conclusion.
If true, however, it may be the one thing Ike Armstrong
had in common with Elmo's mule – sterility! Along with
being ugly and just plain ornery, of course. Not that
anyone ever believed they were actually his real
sisters, or wives, of course – especially those old
enough to have known Isaiah's biological mother and
father; they simply went along with it, well, because to
do otherwise would've been, in the wary words of the ol'
cock himself: 'Ig'nant.'
"Now don't be
goin' ig'nant on me , boy," he warned Elmo for the
second time that day; which Elmo was used to by now, but
something he still found offensive, insulting, and
downright... well, downright ig'nant.
Isaiah Armstrong
was an only and lonely child when his parents
mysteriously died, both on the same day, as a matter of
fact, and buried in unmarked graves. Some say that Mrs.
Armstrong actually tried to poison her lecherous husband
one night after catching him in the arms of a local
prostitute, and was forced to swallow the fatal
concoction herself when, with the help of the harlot,
Mister Armstrong administered the lethal dose upon
discovering what she was really up to. She died, of
course, but not before planting an ice-pick six inches
into her husband's skull as he embraced his whore in bed
for one last time. Apparently, the poison took a little
longer to work than anyone, including Mrs. Armstrong,
expected; just long enough for her to stagger back into
kitchen, grab a butcher knife off the table, run back
into the bedroom where the Babylon sister was attempting
to remove the ice pick from the dead man's brain, stab
her several times in the belly, and die. Needless to
say, the ice pick was never removed; but the knife
apparently was, as evidenced by the castrated man lying
right next to it when little Ike Armstrong slowly opened
the bedroom door the following morning and became an
orphan. He was never the same since.
Ike was then
brought up by an evil but very beautiful aunt, which
may, or may not, explain his misogynistic attitude
towards women in general, and why he was always on the
prowl for another one, as well as his sistas. It
soon became clear, to anyone with half a brain at least,
that a 'sista', or a wife for that matter, was
the last thing Ike needed, or wanted. But still, the
horny old billy-goat made it a point of stopping by each
and every farm under contract on a daily basis. And he
always began his rounds just after sun-up when Ike knew
for sure that most of the farmers would be out woikin'
in the fields, or, to put it in his own perverted
vernacular: '...when the roosters ain't watchin' the
henhouse'. Naturally, most of the hens were awake by
then, doing the things that farmer's wives do; like
preparing the meals, feeding the chickens, sweeping the
floors, doing the dishes, washing the clothes, and
getting their children off to school (if they were lucky
enough to be going to school instead of being sent out
in the fields with their daddies) or just plain talking
trash, or gossiping, as women often do; the landlord
himself being a favorite topic of their vitriolic
conversation, but never in the charitable sense and
seldom without spitting on the ground.
Of course, Mister
Armstrong always found this all quite convenient, if not
flattering; and he took every advantage he could of the
situation, many times at his own expense. But the women
of Harley knew better; and they weren't shy about giving
the lustful landlord a good ear-waxing from time to
time; or a broomstick, if one happened to be handy.
Many used a shotgun, or some other form of firearm,
which was often necessary to ward off Ike's unwelcome
advances, especially early in the morning when his
'sistas' were off tending to their own nefarious
business in town, and there was no one else for him to
pester or exploit at the time. Even ol' roosters get
lonely sometimes, I guess.
As for Elmo
Cotton, he only wished that Ike Armstrong, along with
everyone else in Harley, would just leave him and his
family alone. He knew that would never happen, of
course: and having Mrs. Cotton around the house didn't
help matters. Nadine was a good-looking woman; and most
Harlies knew it, including Ike Armstrong who was not
only the most eligible bachelor in town but also the
wealthiest, which sometimes makes a difference. But not
with Nadine Cotton. The woman had her faults and
failings, like most good-looking women do, but adultery
was not one of them. It was something she had never
considered, not for a minute, not even for all the money
in Ike Armstrong's bankroll. But money wasn't
necessarily the reason for the billy-goat's early
morning visitation, although he would get around to that
as well; he had something more personal, more private,
in mind that day. As they say in Harlie, as well as
other parts of the segregated and colorful South, the
man simply had too much 'jelly-roll' on his mind',
referring, of course, to that part of female anatomy
which should remain, for the sake modesty at least,
undisclosed for the time being.
Adultery was
actually quite rare in Harley, despite what those in
Creekwood Green might say, or think, about it. But it
did happen; as often, in fact, in Creekwood Green as it
did in Harley; come to think of it – maybe even more so!
Elmo sometimes wondered if it would ever happen to him,
or his wife; he knew the temptations personally, and
noticed how man naturally made eyes at Nadine whenever
they around her, which, as long as he had anything to do
about it, was as little as possible. And it wasn't just
her.
Elmo Cotton had
always been thought of as a handsome man, in his own
pale and peculiar way, and considered a 'good catch' by
more than one lonely Harlie farm girl who might fish at
the time. And there were times when the handsome young
bachelor actually took the bait; without swallowing it,
of course. But that was long before he'd meet up with
Nadine Simpson who, after trolling the depleted muddy
waters of Harley herself, finally wound up with this
thin, pale, and rather odd looking cat-fish hooked to
the end of her line one day which many, including
Nadine's mother, suggested should have been thrown back
at the time. Fortunately, Nadine had other plans for
this weird looking cat-fish; and it wasn't the frying
pan; it was the altar, which, come to think of it, is
pretty much the same thing. Either way, you're cooked.
The only difference being: one way takes a little longer
than the other. It some way, it only makes it more
painful. But that's what Elmo wanted; and so did
Nadine. Since then everything, or so it seemed, had
changed... but only for the better. The only other woman
he still desired, or even thought of anymore with any
degree of fondness or affection, was another farm girl
named Regina Johnson; but he never mentioned her name
anymore, especially not in front of Nadine, and seldom
did he even think of her.
Nadine knew who
this 'other woman' was, of course; they say farm girls
never forget, and they are right about that. But they do
forgive, and that's what counts; that's what matters.
Nadine was no different. And Elmo knew it. It was only
one of the reasons the Harlie loved her the way he did.
It was the kind of love that didn't keep score. It was
unselfish love; pure and sacrificial, an agape kind of
love; the love St. Paul spoke often of his many lovely
letters. It was the kind of love only real lovers can
have and hold, for any length of time. It was a love men
like Ike Armstrong would never know.
But Ike was right
about one thing, the Harlie admitted to himself that
day: Maybe he should've stayed home on the farm after
all, and not have gone wondering off in the mountains
with seven men and a red-faced devil, even if one of
them happened to be his best friend and benefactor. He
made it a point never to do anything like that again;
not even for gold... especially not for the gold! It
simply wasn't worth it. Not to Elmo. But he didn't come
back empty handed. He had something else; something,
perhaps, even better than gold. If only he could figure
out what it was. The black stone was still there, in the
top pocket of his overalls; right where he'd put it,
right where it was supposed to be. And that's where it
would stay, at least for the time being: out of sight
and out of mind. If only he could do that with Ike
Armstrong, the Harlie imagined.
Nadine Cotton was
not the only woman in Harley to keep a broomstick handy
after sun-up; although at times she wished she'd owned a
shotgun, or at least a pistol, which she was also quite
handy with. Bernice Dixon, Sherman's wife, once had a
similar experience with the misogynistic landlord and
wound up chasing him for over a mile, which for a woman
of Mrs. Dixon's full-figured proportions was a rare, and
quite comical, accomplishment; and one well worth
mentioning. But unlike her close friend and neighbor,
Mrs. Nadine Cotton, Bernice didn't use a broomstick, or
a shotgun. She used a pitchfork! And she never told her
husband what happened that day. Not that it would've
mattered, of course; Sherman Dixon was the type of
individual who relied not so much on his fists, but
rather his more affable attributes, such as his
ever-widening and effervescent grin, to disarm or
dissuade those who would otherwise seek to do him, or
anyone in the immediate vicinity, including his own
wife, any harm. Make no mistake about it: Mister Dixon
may have been naïve in many ways of the world, with an
appetite for friends as well as food; but he was no
coward. He certainly wasn't anyone's fool either;
although he could be quite foolish when he wanted to,
which is sometimes actually quite different, as any wise
fool will tell you. It's as simple as that. He was who
he was: sharecropper, famer, good friend and neighbor.
Sherman was... well, Sherman was Sherman. 'Nough said. And
there was a lot more to the fat farmer than most people
would ever know. He didn't want to be brave; he just
wanted to be liked, and maybe even loved. Besides, with
a wife like Bernice around, and a pitchfork, who needs a
hero? And after that last episode, Ike Armstrong never
showed his ugly face around the Dixon farm again – even
if he did happen to own it; and he maintained a healthy
and fearful appreciation for pitch-forks and farmer's
wives, especially the fat ones, ever since. But even
that didn't prevent the nosey ol' rooster from spying on
the fat farmer and his fat wife, or anyone else in
Harley, from time to time. He simply paid someone else
to do his dirty work for him. And if that didn't work,
he always had his 'sistas' who knew how get him
the information he wanted, or needed, especially from
the other roosters.
The Harlie
actually threatened to shoot the landlord himself if he
didn't stop pestering his wife; and he meant it, too!
Elmo Cotton was not an envious man; but he was a jealous
one, especially when it came to protecting what was his;
and that included his wife, Nadine, who, as previously
mentioned, was known and admired for her particular good
looks. It was something she never tried to hide, either;
except whenever the landlord was out and about on his
daily rounds, or, as the good woman of Harley who knew
better would often put it in their own home-spun pearls
of womanly wisdom: '...whenever a dog is lookin' for a
bone'.
And Ike Armstrong
was a dog; at least in one sense of the word. He
once even made mention of Nadine's generously
proportioned breasts in words that left very little to
the imagination; and he said it right in front of Elmo's
best friend and neighbor, Mister Sherman Dixon.
Naturally, the fat farmer expected nothing less from the
landlord and told him so at the time, right to his ugly
black face, which, considering Mister Dixon's affable
disposition, Ike found almost amusing. But if the truth
be told right here and now, the lusty landlord was right
about one thing: Mrs. Cotton did have a magnificent
bosom; and her breasts were indeed a spectacular sight
to behold. And in the solace and secrecy of his own
imagination, Mister Dixon would have to agree, however,
with the lustful landlord. He very much liked to look at
Elmo's wife, especially when she went out in the morning
sun wearing her white dress, and particularly from
behind. He had actually seen her getting undressed one
time, which only made him want to look even more. It was
an accident, of course; and she didn't even know he was
looking at the time. Nadine Cotton had come over to use
their bath tub. He never knew why, but always suspected
it had something to do with what happened one day over
at the Cotton farm when Elmo Cotton broke the leg of a
young white man from Creekwood Green he'd found
urinating in his own tub.
It happened some
time ago, but the image of Nadine Cotton stepping into
the hot tub had stayed with Sherman Dixon ever since. He
never told anyone; certainly not Elmo Cotton, whom he
would avoid for quite some time shortly after, afraid
that he might have somehow found out what happened in a
private moment of lust. Bernice was the only one that
knew; and she wasn't about to let him forget, either.
How could she? The dress fell to her ankles. Her back
was turned to him. She slipped slowly into the tub until
the dark brown nipples floated over the milky white
surface like two eggs in a frying pan, imagined the
hungry farmer. But it wasn't eggs he was thinking about
at the time – it was jellyroll! Sherman thought he would
surely lose control. And he would have, too, if Bernice
hadn't suddenly remained him where he was and what he
was doing, albeit without Mrs. Cotton being aware of
their presence. Needless-to-say, Sherman was ashamed of
himself. Mrs. Dixon was sad and angry, but only for a
while; farm girls understand these things, even though
she wished it was her in the bath tub instead of Mrs.
Cotton. It something he never mentioned to Elmo,
although he thought about it all the time; and he had
jelly-roll on his mind ever since then. Naturally, Elmo
knew all along that it was not only the landlord who had
eyes for his voluptuous wife; and, in a strange and
almost boastful way, it made him feel proud. Hell!
Everyone in Harley knew how beautiful Nadine Cotton was,
including and perhaps most of all, the women of Harley,
although you would never hear them admit to such
jealousies. The men didn't have to admit to anything. It
just showed, like horns on a bull.
"Them beans ain't
a'gonna pick themselves now," reminded Mister Armstrong
as Elmo tightened the straps of this mule. It was the
landlord's usually admonishment, one he would often use
when addressing the more tardy and less productive
sharecroppers of Harley who were busy hitching plows,
setting yokes, or, as Ike observed, 'looking at the
wrong end of a mule' when they should've 'woikin' the
fields' by now.
"That what you
come all the way over here to tell me?" questioned
Elmo.
Ike didn't
necessarily appreciate the sharecropper's wry sense of
humor, and wasn't even sure if he actually understood
it. He often found this one particular Harlie a little
strange (different might be a better word) and it was
not only because of his looks. There was something...
un-Harlie about him. Like so many others, Ike always
assumed it had something to do with what happened to
Mister Cotton not too long ago when he was whipped and
thrown into prison for breaking the leg of a Creek-boy.
Still, there was something else, thought the landlord,
eyeing the sharecropper up and down like he was some
kind of criminal or something. "No, Mister Cotton," he
said, returning the Harlie's sarcasm with scorn while
cleaning the dirt from under an overgrown fingernail
with the tip of a dangerously long pocket-knife he'd
suddenly produced from somewhere out of his trousers,
"Gots me mo' 'potent things to do. And so do you..." he
added, casting a gloomy glance over his tenant's poorly
managed farm, many of the beans already spoiling on the
vine.
Elmo knew, of
course, that he'd been neglected his crops as of lately.
Most farmers in Harley had already begun harvesting by
the time he'd returned from the mountain. And there were
still twenty acres that needed to be plowed before
winter set in, for the spring planting. It was simply a
way of preparing the soil in advance for next year's
bean crop, something he'd learned from Mister Dixon who
knew about such things. It worked! And it sure made life
a hell of lot easier come springtime. But that might
have to wait. There was just too much work for one poor
Harlie to do, and not enough time to do it. "Say, what
you doin' comin' 'round here anyway, Ike?" he suddenly
asked, as if he didn't already know. "A little early –
Don't you think? Look'ye here, the sun ain't been up but
one hour and already you's..." But he stopped just short
of saying it. Elmo just didn't want to think about it.
He knew what the ol' rooster was up to all right. Hell!
they all knew. Everyone knew. And it had nothing to do
with sharecropping, or beans.
Ike knew what the
sharecropper was thinking; he'd heard comments like that
before. It angered him at times (the truth often has
that effect; especially when it is so obvious) but never
enough for him to let it bother him. He was used to it
by now; and besides, the landlord's lustful reputation
preceded him like a ten foot bean pole. It was something
he, and everyone else for that matter, simply learned to
live with. He actually did have 'mo' potent' things on
his mind that day and, believe it or not, they had
nothing to do with his twisted libido or sexual
peccadilloes. He was thinking more about the current
bean crop and the profits it would fetch on the open
market that year; and he had good reason.
After hearing
about Mister Cotton's week long absence, Ike knew that
Elmo would be coming up even shorter than usual, if he
didn't get some help real soon. "Say, why don't you be
axin' (Of course, what he really meant to say was
'asking') the fat man for help? That's what neighbors is
for, you know. And by the way, that reminds me: Where is
Mister Dixon anyway. We gots some bi'ness to discuss."
He was referring, of course, to none other than Mister
Sherman Dixon, Elmo's next door neighbor who also
happened to be his oldest and best friend. As to the
nature of the 'bi'ness' he was referring to, Elmo had
not idea, but suspected it had to something to do with
what happened between him and Mrs. Dixon, and perhaps a
pitchfork . "I don'ts know," replied the sharecropper,
who wouldn't have told Ike even if he did know.
"Well..." bleated
the billy-goat," if you do sees him, tell him I wants to
have a woid with him. And ax' him to come over and gives
you a hand with these here beans. Don't know when I sees
me a crop as bad as this one. Might wants to pick what
you can and boin the rest. Mister Dixon, he might can
help. Fat men's always glad to lends a hand. It's in
their nature, don't you known? They can't helps it!
That's just the way the fat man be," noted the
instigating landlord, sadly mistaking Mister Dixon's
generosity for a certain kind of weakness; the kind to
be taken advantage of for any reason, and as many times
as possible. Naturally, Elmo Cotton never did like it
whenever Ike Armstrong, or anyone else for that matter,
referred to his good friend and neighbor as the 'fat
man', especially behind his big, fat back. And neither
did Mister Dixon, especially when they did it in front
of his big, fat face; but he was always either too
ashamed or afraid to do anything about it. Most of the
time he did nothing. Or maybe he would just smile and
shrug it off; sometimes he even laughed and grinned,
never knowing that he could easily crush Ike Armstrong,
or any other able bodied man, like a dung beetle, if he
really wanted to. Or perhaps he did know, which is
precisely why he smiled, shrugged, laughed and grinned
as much as he did. In fact, at times it seemed that all
he did; besides eating of course, which he was also very
good at. And the fat man would smile, shrug, laugh and
grin his way through almost every obstacle and insult
life had to throw at him almost on a daily basis, which
was something Elmo was always a little envious of,
wishing, in more ways than one, that he was more like
the fat man and less like himself. And just to stir the
pot, as Ike was want to do whenever he got the chance,
the greedy landlord reminder the Harlie sharecropper,
'Course, you might has to feeds him first. Heh! Heh!"
bleated the billy-goat. Naturally, Ike was well-aware,
as everyone else in Harley was for that matter, of just
how sensitive Mister Dixon was on the subject of his
ever-expanding girth and the large amounts of food he
would ingest just to sustain such a bulky brown mass.
"Fat mens sho' do like their vittles," reminded Ike.
"And it take a mess of vittles to feed fat man Dixon.
Yes it do. Yes, sir. Whole mess of beans to fill that
big belly. Heh! Heh! Heh! I hears he liked his catfish,
too! That one big ol' catfish. Yes, sir. I hopes Mrs.
Dixon gots herself a big 'nough frying pan to cooks a
catfish that big. I sho' do. Heh! Heh!"
And here Elmo
Cotton was forced to interrupt and give the landlord a
piece of advice that might otherwise have gone unheeded.
"I be careful what I says 'bout fat mens ifin' I was
you, Mister Ike," he admonished the unwelcome
billy-goat. "And I be careful what I say 'bout Mister
Dixon. I hears all 'bout you and Bernice, and 'bout you
bein' chased off with the pitch-fork. Sound to me like
she be cookin' you in that there frying pan ifin' she
catches you again. Cook you up just like that ol'
catfish... and serves you up for supper. And you knows how
much Sherman likes his supper. And I ain't talkin' 'bout
no damn catfish...."
The billy-goat
actually looked a little scared, thought the
sharecropper. He obviously hadn't forgotten about the
little incident with Mrs. Dixon and the pitchfork. How
could he! He still had the holes in his trousers (not to
mention a dozen stitched his sistas had to sow
into his backside just to stop the bleeding) to prove
it; which, by the way, was why he was wearing a new pair
of trousers that day. It was another reason Ike was
looking for Sherman: talk to Mrs. Dixon's husband about
reimbursing him for the two dollars and fifty cents he
had to spend on the new denim trousers he was wearing
that day. Not that he'd actually paid for them. Being
part owner of the only general store in town did have
its benefits; a brand new pair of denim trousers was
just one of them. "It come with the bi'ness...'as Ike
himself would put it whenever questioned on the
matter."
Elmo had thought
about asking Mister Dixon for help earlier that day, but
decided against it. He still had his pride, and his
wife, if not much else, and reckoned it wouldn't be
necessary after all. Besides, Sherman had his own
'bi'ness' to attend to; he certainly didn't needs
Elmo's, or Ike's. It would be insulting just to ask.
And speaking of insults – That's another thing Elmo
didn't like about Ike: the way he kept referring to his
best friend and neighbor 'he 'fat man'. He knew... Hell!
Everyone knew how much Sherman hated that name. It
seemed he'd been called the' fat man' his whole life;
even when he was just a little (or perhaps, not so
little) boy and it was applied affectionately. It only
make it worse. But just like Ike's shameless
indifference towards his own rude and misogynistic
behavior, it was something Sherman had learned to live
with over the years. Only the farmer's shame could not
be so easily ignored. It preceded him, like wheel-barrel
full of Harley beans; just as heavy and difficult to get
rid of. But with very curse comes a blessing, I
suppose; and even though the 'fat man' from Harley
hadn't realized by now, it was his own 'fatness' that
actually made him what he was: a kind and gentle soul
who'd apologize to the devil himself for stepping on his
tail, and then sit down to lunch with the fiery old
fiend, and a better man than most. 'Why, if being fat
ever becomes a virtue', Pastor Lee once observed from
the pulpit of the First Holiness Congregational Baptist
Church of Harley, 'Mister Dixon would be canonized in a
Yankee minute! And I don't means from a canon. Saint
Sherman! Now that there's a mouthful!' he sermonized
that particular Sunday morning to the amazement and
amusement of Mrs. Sherman Dixon and the rest of his
congregation, and much to the fat man's surprise and
delight. And who could disagree? Still, it wasn't a very
polite thing to say, even if it did happen to be true.
It was one of those things you just didn't do; one of
those things your grandmother wouldn't want say, either.
So, just don't do it – Please! "And don't be worrying'
about me, Mister Armstrong. I's can manage just fine,"
was all Elmo had to say to the landlord that day while
feeding his mule a carrot he'd just then produced from
the pocket of the same faded overalls he'd worn on top
of the mountains a week earlier.
But the old black
billy-goat wasn't finished with the sharecropper; not by
a long sight. He had played this game before, and knew
just what it took to get under the Harlie's thick skin.
"Well now..." continued Ike, for his own perverted
amusement perhaps, "How 'bout just takin' that harness
off that ol' mule and strappin' it to that purdy lil'
wife of yours? You knows that ol' mule of yours ain't
worth a damn, anyhow. Shoot! Ain't good for nothin' but
dog meat. But Miss Nadine... now, that woman gots some
meat on those purdy lil'bones of her. Good meat! Mighty
fine flesh. Gots them jelly-roll movements, all up and
down," he gestured in a most suggestive manner, "the
kind mens like to look at. Huh-huh. That's what I'm
talkin' about. Yes, sir! That's a mighty fine woman you
got there, Mister Cotton – Mighty fine! Look real good
pullin' that there ter'plane. Better than that ol' mule...
'Specially from behind," he added with a wicked wink and
an evil grin, "if you takes my meanin',"
Elmo did take the
landlord's meaning; but not the bait; not yet anyway.
And old goat kept right on scratching himself below the
waist as he vomited out his filthy garbage. It only made
matters worse.
But the billy-goat
wouldn't stop there. He just wouldn't let it go. "Now
how's about lending me that purdy lil' wife... Nadine?" he
questioned as if he didn't know, "maybe all she need is
a man who know how to drive her right– a real man! We
goes rollin' and tumblin' all night long. I drives her
al'right. I drives her like a mule..." And at that point
Ike Armstrong began hee-hawing like a mule himself, a
sick and desperate animal, scratching his genitals and
sniffing the air like a hungry dog in search of a
bitch.
Meanwhile, Elmo's
own mule stood silently by with head hung low, casually
munching on his carrot as if nothing had happened worthy
of its immediate attention, or comment. But the Harlie
had heard enough. As usual, Ike Armstrong had gone too
far. And so, before the landlord could insult him, his
wife, his neighbor, his mule, or anyone else for that
matter, which was obviously exactly what he intended to
do, any more than he already had, Elmo spat on the
ground and spoke his mind: "Don't you be talkin' about
my wife now," he flat-out warned the foul-mouthed
landlord with a certain calmness about him that not only
served to accentuate the animosity he was feeling at
that moment, but made the billy-goat back up a few paces
as well. The Harlie knew all along that any outward sign
of hostility, or fear, would only exacerbate the problem
and perhaps make matters worse. It would also satisfy
Ike's insatiable lust, which, of course, was all he
really wanted anyway; other than humiliate the
sharecropper.
Elmo was going to
say more – he wanted to say more; but he decided against
it. It just wasn't in his best interest, or that of his
family, to do so. He knew that Ike could legally
terminate his contract if the crop wasn't in on time;
and he was already three weeks behind schedule. Winter
would soon be setting in and the last thing the Harlie
needed was to be begging for a place to live in his own
hometown. He was actually closer to being homeless than
he'd ever been in his whole life. It was a feeling he
didn't particularly like, and one he certainly wasn't
used to. He knew he could always take care of himself –
that never seemed to be a problem for the Harlie, even
after his father had deserted him, and his mother up and
died, leaving him orphaned at a very young and
vulnerable age – but how would he take care of Nadine
and Lil' Ralph without the farm, and without a job? It
was times like these when Elmo Cotton thought that maybe
it would've been better if he and Nadine Simpson had
never met in the first place. And it wouldn't be the
last.
To make matters
worse (if that was at all still possible) Mister Cotton
was painfully aware of just how badly the crops were
failing; due not only to the poor soil quality he always
had to deal with but, moreover, the lack of rainfall
recently, which had already decimated a good portion of
the produce. It seems that Ike Armstrong was right about
one thing, he reckoned – the crops, that is. It was
about as bad as it could get for the sharecropper. And
he wasn't only in his suffering. All the other farmers
felt it as well, and were just as concerned; not only
about keeping their crop alive until harvest, but also
about making their quota and wondering if they too would
have a roof over their heads that winter, let alone a
bowl of beans. Most were all still under legal
obligation to produce one crop twice a year or be
evicted from their farm. It wouldn't have been the first
time it happened, either. Once, Ike even went so far as
to actually set fire to one of his own shacks just to
chase away a poor sharecropper who was down on his luck
and just wouldn't leave. The poor man's family escaped,
all nine of them; but the sharecropper died, getting
them all out just in the nick of time; but not before
being so badly burned in the process that died the very
next day after a long night of screaming agony. And the
screams were just because of the pain brought about by
the arsonist, but because he knew he was going to die
and there was no one to look after his widowed wife and
kids. He was wrong – Thank God! The wife re-married and
the kids all went on to become fine outstanding young
men; the eldest, James, becoming the first black fireman
to serve in the town of Old Port Fierce. Naturally, many
called it arson, and still blame Isaiah Amadeus
Armstrong for the unforgivable and, some still say,
preventable event. But, being that the local magistrates
were all landlords themselves at the time, with little
or no sympathy for sharecroppers in general, and no
higher power to answer to other than themselves, Ike was
never prosecuted, or even held accountable for the
actions which, until this day, he took no blame and held
no remorse for.
Everyone knows
what really happened, of course; and it made them hate
the landlord even more. And Elmo Cotton hated the
landlord more than most; more than anyone, it would
seem. More than his own father, he could only imagine,
who he hardly even knew and would never forgive for
running out on him and his mother; especially when there
were other men, good and decent men, out there willing
to die in a blazing holocaust rather than see any harm
come their wives or children. The only other man he
could have hated more at the time was Horace 'Rusty'
Horn. But the colonel was dead, and so was Red- Beard;
and for that he was glad. He was also thankful the
sharecropper's wife and children survived, despite the
cowardly acts of a cold-blooded killer, and more than
once wondered if Ike would do the same to him and his
own little family; if that's what it came down. He never
doubted the landlord for a minute. "You leave my family
be Ike .You here!" was the last thing Elmo had to say to
Ike Armstrong that day. And he left it at that, hoping
the landlord would do the same.
Before leaving the
Cotton farm that day, the 'ol' rooster' bid the farmer a
baneful and beguiling farewell. "Mornin' to you,
neighbor. Mornin'..." he falsely crowed from beneath his
confederate hat and behind his billy-goat beard,
appearing as arrogant and distrustful ever, and perhaps
just a little bit uglier that day. "Heeeee-haw!" laughed
Ike. "Mornin', neighbor. Hee-haw! Mornin'. Heeeeee-haw...
Hee-haw!"
Elmo knew when he
was being made fun of, and he knew when he was being
mock; he also knew what was really on the old
billy-goat's mind by then. And it had nothing to do with
munching on old cans or butting heads with other
billy-goats. Naturally, he could not in good conscience
return his landlord's gratuitous greeting; and so he
didn't even try. The mule was not so generous, however.
After it had gulped down the carrot Elmo had been
feeding it just before his landlord first arrived on the
scene, the mule suddenly went in to some kind of
spasmodic convulsion, coughing and naying in fits and
spits while shaking its equestrian head in a long and
painful jerking motion, suggesting it could no longer
breathe and was fighting for its very life. And then,
with one final burst from its dilated nostrils, the poor
beast finally coughed up what was left of the diseased
vegetable. It then fell from the animal's mouth,
partially digested but still very much intact, landing
directly on the right toe of Ike Armstrong's patent
leather shoe. And there it lay for quite some time, like
a dead orange lizard, until he finally kicked it off
like he would a stray turd.
"Oh, and tell Miss
Nadine..." said Ike, spitting on his shoe and buffing it
off on the back of his stiff trouser leg, "that I guts
something else fo' her."
"She don't want
nothin' from you, Ike," Elmo quickly responded, not
wanting to image what was going on inside the landlord's
tortured brain.
The billy-goat
just smiled. He then, slowly and suggestively, he slid
his left hand down the front side of his pants leg in
the usual unmannerly manner. But instead of scratching
himself in that most peculiar and private spot, as was
his habit, the ol' rooster simply cupped a big brown paw
around the genital bulge that had grown noticeably
larger by then, and gently squeezed; the long yellow
fingernails digging deeply into the denim clothe like a
carrion's claw around a piece of dead rotten meat . Then
he suddenly stopped smiling. "But she do want some of
this..." he finally sneered, in a voice Elmo didn't seem
to recognize.
The sharecropper
planted his feet firmly in the muddy soil, wondering
just how far the landlord was willing to go that day.
His fists were clenched behind his back. He knew what he
wanted to say; what he should say; what any other man
would surely say in a similar situation. But once again,
just like before, the words just wouldn't come. And so,
he simply shook his head in disgust as the mule wrestled
under its own burdensome yoke. It was not so much a sign
of discontent, but one of sheer bewilderment. He was
hoping by then that Ike would just go away.
But the billy-goat
didn't budge. It seems he had one more bleat left.
"Maybe you wants some then," he slyly suggested,
one hand still firmly ensconced in the bulging blue
fiber of his trousered leg; the other scratching out
some infectious lice from his long pointed beard. And
then he laughed. It was a wicked laugh, and evil sound;
and it came from a wicked, evil man, thought the Harlie.
But it was not nearly as evil or wicked as the words, or
the gesture, that preceded it. You see, in bringing into
direct question the Harlie's manhood, Ike Armstrong had
just committed the ultimate sin. It was the worst thing
he could have done; and he knew it. It was the ultimate
insult that could not go unanswered; more offensive than
any f-word, and just as demeaning. It was a
challenge, really – a slap in the face and a spit in the
eye – Harley style, that is. Ike may as well have raped
the sharecropper's wife in front of him and his child,
and left her for dead. It was just that evil. Moreover,
there was a reason, and a purpose, behind the gesture.
It cut to the quick like a knife and stung like a wasp;
and Elmo was not the first to experience it. It was the
crouch-grab. And it achieved its desired effect simply
by bringing into question the sexual preferences of the
one to whom the insult was, intentionally or not, aimed
and directed; and, in doing so, create in minds of
anyone witnessing the sordid event, even if it is just
the two of them, a doubt that would remain forever (or
at least until such a time when the victim of the crime
could prove himself in a way worthy of his manliness)
like a pink ribbon tried around his exposed male member
for men to be ashamed of and women to giggle at.
Elmo had heard
that laugh before. It was a revealing laught; the kind
of laugh small boys sometimes resort to when they're not
telling the truth; but not exactly lying, either. It was
what some folks like to call a 'liar's laugh'. Ike used
it a lot. But in his case, the liar's laugh was not only
meant to offend (that much, at least, was obvious) but,
just like the gesture that preceded it, it also took
direct aim at Elmo's manhood, which, in Harley at least,
was no laughing matter, and certainly not to be taken
lightly. You see, not only had Ike insulted the Harley
sharecropper (something Elmo had expected all along to
happen, and was actually getting quite used to) but he
went a step further this time by offending the farmer's
wife as well in the process. Insulting a man is one
thing, and can sometimes be overlooked; but insulting
his wife is something else, and simply cannot be ignore.
It's a private affair that touches a very raw and
sensitive nerve. It hurts. It smarts. And it should! It
belittles and embarrasses. But it also challenges.
It was a
challenge, perhaps the only one at the time, that Elmo
simply couldn't afford to ignore, and one that called
for a clear and immediate response, the absence of which
would only exacerbated the problem by proving its
insidious point. It would've been far better, and maybe
less painful, had Ike out-rightly emasculated the Harlie
right there and then by castrating him below the waist
with the dull edge of his pocket-knife, and left him
bleeding in the dirt with his dismembered organ lying
right beside him for all to see and pity, which, come to
think of it, was exactly what his wife once said she
would do to him if she ever found out he'd been cheating
on her. All that was really left for the bearded
billy-goat do at that point was to blow the Harlie a
flying wet kiss, which, for whatever reason, he just
didn't do. The laugh was enough, or so it seemed.
The entire
exchange had lasted less than a minute, and left Elmo
feeling the same way he did the time when he was kicked
by his mule. Only this time it was not in the backside,
which really didn't hurt as much one might expect, but
right in the stomach, the gut; and it hurt like sin.
Elmo knew, of course, that if didn't do something about
it, and quickly, it would be all over town by sundown
that he was not only a coward, but a 'girly-man' as
well, which would not only bring further shame upon him
and his wife, but make the insult complete. But what
else could he do? By then the, old black billy-goat
turned his horny head and was already walking away.
Elmo had already
picked the vomited carrot up off the ground and was
getting ready to throw back it at the billy-goat when,
from out of nowhere it seemed, Mister Sherman Dixon just
happened to appear, riding heavily on top of his red and
yellow wagon. The fat and farmer greeted his Harley
neighbor that morning in the usual manner: with friendly
wave of the hand and a big broad grin consisting chiefly
of two perfect rows of pearly white teeth sandwiched
between lips that somehow would've looked more
appropriate attached to the face of a big-mouth bass.
"Howdy, Mister Cotton," grinned the farmer from ear to
ear while climbing down from his wagon to see if
everything was all right, "What's goin' on?"
"Nothin'," said
Elmo, as the carrot fell harmlessly from his hand.
"Don't look like
nothin' to me," Sherman replied in his own innocent and
inquisitive way. "Looks more like... like a carrot!"
"Oh, that,"
shrugged Elmo, lowering his eyes to the putrid vegetable
lying on the ground. He was still hoping to put it good
use; but by then, of course, Isaiah Armstrong had
slithered away under his stolen confederate slouch hat,
and well out of Elmo's range. "I wasn't just gonna..."
"You was just
gonna what?"
"Nothin',"
repeated the Harlie.
"Hummm," Sherman
mused, "Seems to be an awful lot of nothin' goin' on
'round here...if you ask me, Mister Cotton."
"Well, no one's
asking," replied Elmo, realizing at once that he
shouldn't have, at least not so sourly. Sherman had been
a good friend and neighbor to him for more seven five
years; and they'd known one another even longer than
that. He was even best man at Elmo wedding. "I'm sorry,
Sherman," he rightly apologized. "It's just ol' Ike."
Sherman seemed to
understand. "Ohhhhh...Up to his ol' tricks again, is he?"
Elmo kicked the
carrot with side of his foot.
As friends and
neighbors are often able to do in situations like these,
Sherman had guessed by then what was on really on Elmo's
mind. It wasn't hard to do, simply because it'd been on
his own mind as well, ever since he'd heard about
Bernice having to chase Mister Armstrong off the farm
with a pitchfork. He wasn't supposes to know about it,
and neither was Elmo for that matter. But secrets are
difficult things to keep in a small town like Harley;
along with anonymity. "Can't say I blames you, Mister
Cotton," said Sherman, his thick lips quivering for
revenge he knew he would never taste, "Ol' Ike...he be
askin' for it. Don't suppose that there carrot would do
much good tho'."
"Got me a shotgun
in the barn," suggested the Harlie, considering, a
little hastily perhaps, a more lethal method of
accomplishing his desire goals just then.
The fat man
paused. He could clearly see the anger, as well as a few
tears and maybe even some blood, swelling up in vengeful
blue eyes of his neighbor and friend. It frightened him;
just like it always did ever since they were children.
It was those damn eyes of his! They were just so
different... so blue. 'Tain't natural', he once told Elmo;
not realizing, of course, that they were almost the
exact same color as those sometimes seen on the pale
faces of those residing in the nearby town Creekwood
Green, peering, or peeping perhaps, through the rusty
bars of an old iron gate now and then, which made the
Harlies nervous and was something they naturally were
suspicious of. It was just an innocent slip of the
tongue; and Sherman meant nothing by it. "Shotgun make
too much noise," Sherman was quick to reply. What he was
really trying to do, however, was give Elmo a little
time to settle down. He knew what kind of man Ike
Armstrong, and what mischief he was capable of.
The sharecropper
insisted, "I'll get me a knife than..."
"I heard that',"
said Sherman with a calm and cautious coolness about him
that spoke for itself. "And I know what you's thinkin',
too. Yes I do," he cautiously added. "But it ain't worth
it, Mister Cotton. It just ain't worth it."
Elmo disagreed.
"It is to me, Sherman."
"Well, may so. But
I sure wouldn't be usin' that ol' shotgun of yours,"
cautioned the farmer, "Or a knife.... Leastways not wait
until no one is watchin'.
"Don't worry. No
one will see me, Sherman... not even Ike."
"Well, I saw you!"
reminded the fat man.
"That's different.
I wasn't lookin'," Elmo defended. "Next time, I's be
more careful"
"I was listenin'
too," admitted the fat man, attempting to change Elmo's
mind on the deadly business of shooting their landlord.
He was thinking that, perhaps, by finding out what'd
really happened to drive his neighbor to such desperate
and deadly measures, he just might be able to save his
life; or, at least the life of his landlord, for
whatever it was worth; and maybe even both, if he was
successful. It seemed like the Christian thing to do.
And it was.
Elmo took the
bait. "What'd you hear, Sherman?"
"Well, I did hear
somethin' about Miss Nadine..." began the farmer, seeing
that his trap might've actually have worked after all.
"But you know how ol' Ike is. It's just talk. That's
all. All meat and no 'taters, so to speak. It don't
matter no how."
"Well, it do to
me," insisted Elmo, feeling a little less angry than he
did only a moment ago. He knew what Sherman was doing,
and he really did appreciate it; still, he wished he'd
thrown the carrot. At least he would've felt better
about it. He had his problems all right, enough to keep
in him awake at night; but having it spread all over
Harley of how Ike Armstrong put him down, like a dog it
suddenly seemed, like a no good goddamn dog! would
surely make matters even worse. And besides, he thought:
it just wasn't right. He could've told Mister Dixon
even more that day, a whole lot more! about what's been
going on around Harley lately, much of which he still
wasn't quite sure of, and what happened up in the
mountains the week before. He had the right, and he had
the stone to prove it. But he was either too ashamed or
too afraid. Sherman never could keep a secret, anyway,
and Elmo still didn't know if he could trust the
friendly fat man whom he's known for almost all his life
and who, although it could never be proven, was probably
related to him in one way or another along the ambiguous
genealogical bloodline that seemed to run through all
Harlies, whether they liked it or not. "And stop callin'
me Mister Cotton. Will ya? For crying out loud, Sherman,
we've been knowin' each other since he was chil'runs,"
he sighed.
"Whatever you say,
Mister Cotton," the farmer capitulated.
Elmo knew it was
useless. But he didn't want Sherman to say anything
about what had just happened. He was too ashamed. And
it was just so embarrassing. Besides, people were
already talking about him enough as it is. "You didn't
see nothin'," the Harlie admonished his good friend
neighbor that day, perhaps a little more forcefully than
he should have. "You hear me, Sherman? Nothin'!"
Once again, the
farmer seemed to understand. "Don't worry, Mister
Cotton, I won't say nothin'," he said with a firm but
re-assuring smile. "I know how peoples is. Yes I do." He
then reached down and picked the semi-digested vegetable
up off the ground and casually began wiping it off on
his skirt of his shirt. "Besides," he added after
disposing of the dead orange lizard in one gulping bite,
"waste of a good carrot." He then swallowed and
belched.
Elmo was amazed.
Not only at his neighbor's voracious and seemingly
insatiable appetite but, moreover, at Sherman's sheer
indifference and indiscretion when it came to whatever
he put in his mouth and, subsequently, his stomach. One
time, he'd actually seen the fat man dispose of a
twenty-pound catfish he'd found on the side of a road
not far from the bean fields in a similar condition and
consuming it in the same undiscriminating fashion: by
swallowing the fated fish, whole and uncooked, in one
long satisfying gulp; followed, quite naturally, by and
equally long, satisfying and extremely loud belch that
could be heard for miles away, as some were later to
have reported. It was on a hot summer day, too, which
made the morsel even less appetizing. No one was exactly
quite sure how a argentous catfish wound in the middle
of Harley one hot summer day on a dry and dusty road,
although there are some kinds of catfish that are
known to crawl up on dry land from time to time, using
their fins as some sort of amphibious feet, especially
in drought conditions when the river ran low.
Apparently, this particular fish had been lying there
for quite some time, many days, in fact, and was so raw
and rancid by the time Mister Dixon found it that the
buzzards, that were famous for eating anything that
didn't move, wouldn't even touch it. "I 'spose you're
right, Sherman," replied Elmo, thinking more highly now
of the fat man than he ever did before. "Waste of time,
too," he added to his neighbor's keen and cautious
observation. "Killing's easy", he said to himself,
thinking that Sherman might not even be listening
anymore, "Dyin's hard." Elmo had seen enough of both
already. He was thinking of the friends he left up on
the mountain not too long ago; and he was thinking of
death – too often it seemed, ever since he came back
down. He just couldn't get it off his mind. "...It's a
good day to die" he suddenly spoke, echoing the words of
the dead Indian.
"But it's better
to be alive!"observed the fat farmer, wishing to change
the subject and wondering what to make of his neighbor's
gloomy prognostications on such an otherwise bright and
cheerful morning, "And not a bad day do be a'plowin'.
Don't you think, Mister Cotton?"
"I reckon so,"
said the sharecropper as Isaiah Armstrong passed out of
sight, out of range, and out of mind; for the time being
at least.
"Oh, I wouldn't
worry about ol' Ike," said Sherman, picking his teeth
with a piece of straw he found lying on the ground next
to the carrot. "Like I said befo'... He's all talk. That's
what he is. Shoot! Everyone knows that. Let it go,
Mister Cotton. Just, let it go."
"It's not what
you're a'thinkin', Sherman," said Elmo, not wanting to
burden his friend and neighbor with any more of his
troubles, but comforted in the fact that there was
still someone he could talk to, "But..." There were many
things going on in the sharecropper's mind lately; and
he thought he might explode if he didn't tell someone,
even Sherman... especially Sherman! He had a funny feeling
about things in general There were times he felt as
though he were being watched; almost as if someone had
followed him all the way down from the mountain, and was
never very far away. He found himself constantly looking
over his shoulder; it was not a pleasant feeling. He
never said anything to Nadine about it. Why should he?
It would only make matters worse; and he knew how much
she worried about him.
Deep down he
suspected that it all had something to do with what he'd
brought down the mountain with him; the Motherstone, as
Red-Beard once called it; but he was never be quite
sure. One thing he was sure of, however, was that sooner
or later folks were going to start talking, asking
questions, especially when they found out that Homer and
the others weren't coming back. Naturally, Homer's wife
would be among them; and he couldn't rightly blame her
for that. She would only be doing what any good wife, or
widow, would do under the circumstances. Elmo had barley
spoken to her since he came back. Why should he? What
would he say? What could he say? They were all
dead; and that's all there was to it. The ponies didn't
even make it back. Red-Beard's body was never properly
buried either, which was something the Harlie now
regretted not doing himself and for a number of reasons.
He turned to his friend and neighbor and said, "I gots
somethin' prayin' on my mind, Sherman." He wasn't
thinking about his crops.
Mister Dixon
would've liked to stay and talk with his neighbor a
while longer; not only because it was the neighborly
thing to do but simply because, other than a good meal,
there was nothing Sherman Dixon liked better than
gossip, good or bad, which was usually supplied to him
in great juicy nuggets by Mister Lester Cox, whenever
the Creekwood Coroner happened to stop by in need of an
extra hand or just a place to rest his own weary bones.
Even now, questions were being asked, mostly by nosey
neighbors. And they weren't the only ones in Harley who
was curious about the sharecropper's sudden
disappearance and weeklong absence. According to the
informative undertaker, there was news floating around
Creekwood Green as well regarding a recent expedition in
the vicinity of the Silver Mountains, and most of it was
not good.
The Harlie had
been gone for long over a week by now, and hadn't spoken
a word about what happened on the mountain to anyone,
not even his wife, simply because he still didn't
understand much of it himself. In a strange and almost
hopeful sort of way, he didn't want to understand it. He
just didn't want to know. He suspected that people were
saying things about him that probably weren't true.
Harlies like to talk; they always have, which was just
another reason for him to be quiet on the subject. He
hadn't been the same since he returned last Sunday, and
it showed. Sherman could hear it in the way his neighbor
talked, what he said, and, more importantly, what he
didn't say. And so far, the fat man didn't like what he
was hearing, and not hearing.
Like most farmers
in Harley, Mister Dixon was just another sharecropper
who plowed and planted and harvested his own little bean
crop right alongside his lonely and frustrated neighbor,
Elmo Cotton. The two had become fast and reliable
friends over the years, not so much because they were
neighbors (not that that doesn't help, of course) but
rather because they generally like each other. They had
other things in common as well, besides working for Ike
Armstrong. They had actually known one another other for
as long as either one could remember; ever since they
were they were children, and were sometimes thought of
as siblings, despite the fact that Sherman outweighed
Elmo by at least seventy-five pounds and was, perhaps,
three shades darker. Their wives got along as well. In
fact, Nadine Cotton and Bernice Dixon were
actually related; but neither one was exactly sure just
how, as is often the case in such tightly knit
communities where bloodlines often blurred and incest is
not uncommon.
There was once
talk of Elmo marrying one of Sherman's many cousins. But
that was long before he had met Nadine Simpson, the
woman who would eventually became the sharecropper's
wife. Her name was Regina Johnson. She was a local girl
and very beautiful, even as a child. She'd lived with
the Dixons for a while when her mother moved down south,
to Old Port Fierce, to work in a suburb of the famous
port city known only as Shadytown. Regina eventually
followed her and never looked back. Elmo often wondered
what become of her, and if she ever thought about him
anymore. There was talk of a little boy; no one ever
asked who the father was. Elmo's name was mentioned from
time to time. He never saw her again after that.
It was Mister
Dixon who'd given Elmo Cotton the first and only 'thing'
he could actually call his own. It was a mule, and not a
very pleasant on at that. It was an old and an ornery
animal, the same one, in fact, that had only moments ago
vomited up Sherman's breakfast. It was a poorly fed
creature (and with Sherman around, what animal wouldn't
be?) which any other farmer might've shot for food by
now. Not that it hadn't crossed Elmo's mind as well from
time to time. It did. But he didn't want to hurt
Sherman's feelings, or the mule; and so, he decided to
give the wretched beast a chance, before he gave it a
descent burial, that is, which was more than most folks
were willing to give the Harlie at the time.
The mule
eventually earned its daily pail of oats, as well as an
occasional carrot or two, and proved quite capable of
pulling a plow; but only when it was in the mood to do
so and not too busy berating its beleaguered master,
which it would do from time to time in its own
frustrating and argumentative way. Elmo had actually
grown strangely fond of the animal, despite the fact
that it'd once kicked him in the butt and broke down his
barn door for, at least as Elmo was concerned, no
particular reason. It was at that time when he began
having imaginary conversations with the obstinate
equestrian while toiling behind the plow. It didn't make
his workload any easier, and it certainly didn't help
matters when others would observe the Harlie talking to
himself under the blazing heat of the hot Harley sun;
but it did make the hours pass by more quickly; and for
that, at least, Elmo was eternally grateful, and
sometimes even appreciative. At times, it was the only
conversation he would have all day. Not that he needed,
or even wanted, any; it was just a cathartic, and
sometimes pleasant, way of passing the time of day. But
whenever it did happen, sometimes when he wasn't even
aware of it, the lonely sharecropper was never quite
sure which animal was doing the talking, him or the
mule. And he never knew which one was the smarter of the
two, either: the one pushing, or the one pulling.
Life in Harley was
hard. But life's is always hard, Elmo imagined. Hell!
It's hard everywhere, even in Creekwood Green where
there was more work and money to be found. For the most
part life went on, it always did, but with increasing
suspicion and renewed hostility on both sides of the
Harley Gates that seemed to have only grown worse over
the years, even after the war – especially after the
war! The Harlies, and colored folk in general, were
often criticized, contemptuously and unfairly at times,
for initiating the great conflict that'd not only cost
so many lives but destroyed a cultural way of life that
would never be replaced and would never be the same; and
they were reminded of it every day of their lives,
either by Jim Crow, or the Klan. Or both!
Others were more
sympathetic realizing, of course, that slavery was a
thing of the past and that the wounds would have to
heal, eventually; otherwise, they would only fester over
time and get even worse, like cancerous growth that
would eventually destroy what was left of the Old South,
and Dixie, along with two noble and charitable
communities. Despite the rebuilding efforts initiated by
the previous Administration, which ended with an
assassin's bullet, and with all the altruisms attached
both politically and morally, reconstruction proved to
be a long and hard slough. No good deed goes unpunished,
I suppose. And when everything was said and done, much
was said and little was done. It was to be expected. The
assassin was caught, in an old tobacco barn; the
co-conspirators were rounded up and hung. One was a
woman, whose last words were 'Don't let me fall...' just
before the trap door sprung open. Many hoped that would
be the end of it; but for some the war raged on, if not
on the battlefield, at least in the hearts and minds of
those who simply refused to forgive and forget. For the
most part, the good and decent folks of Harley and
Creekwood Green mended their wounds, along with their
fences, and made the best of it. In the end, there was
little love lost, or gained, between the Greens and the
Harlies. Life went on, just as it always did; some for
the better; others, for the worse. For many, only the
bosses had changed.
Being the older
and more established of the two bewildered towns, and
boasting a population five times that of Harley,
Creekwood Green, naturally assumed a higher position in
all the political, social, and economic dealings both
during and after the war, which, not surprisingly, the
Harlies rarely objected to. The 'Greens', as they were
often referred to as by neighboring municipalities, and
a term they took no particular offense to, would have it
no other way. It was their birthright, their
inheritance; and the ways things 'ought to be'. It was a
quiet understanding, rooted in a not too distant past
when life was less complicated, more black and white (no
pun intended), when everyone knew their places, who
their friends and enemies were, and acted accordingly.
It may be
difficult for some folks to understand, particularly
those of a more liberal stripe, but strangely enough,
many folks, on both sides of the Iron Gates of Harley,
still preferred the old days, which they longed and
lived for in their own sentimental and bygone ways,
slavery not-with-standing. If nothing else, they were
still the proud sons and daughters of Dixie; and they
came all colors. But wars are not fought for sentimental
reasons, or the right causes; but still, the truth must
prevail or die, whether it is welcomed or not. And in
the end, the Union held, and the government of the
people, by the people, and for the people did not perish
from the face of the earth. It was simply matter of good
and evil, however ambiguously they are sometimes
defined. And it could be traced all the way back to
Erasmus and Buford Harley, the old slave himself, and
his benevolent master.
It was sadness
shared by two old men no longer bond or burdened with
the chains of the past. It was a relationship doomed
from the start, as all relationships are, death being
the final arbiter in the irreversible divorce. It was
simply the way things were and which, for better or
worse, could never be changed. It was something both
Buford and Erasmus Harley had found out during the war,
together; and they were never the same since. And what
they'd found out is sometimes hard to explain, at least
to those who have never suffered through it, whether on
the battlefield or in the privacies of their own
mercenary hearts which, as we all know, can prove as
fatal as any bullet.
'Til death do us
part....' It seems so final and fatal. Through years of
doubt and uncertainty comes to the logical and
inevitable conclusion, the predictable end that proves
the old philosopher was right after all. Eros fades
away, eventually; and Agape lives forever. But what
about Phileo? that transient old friend who is neither
spiritual nor sexual and seldom demanding. 'Women –
Humph! You can't live with them... but you just can't live
without them. But that age old axiom it true in any
application; even when it comes to the male of the
species: you know, those chauvinistic knuckle-dragging
Neanderthals who need love just as much as anyone, and,
in some cases perhaps even more, simply because... well,
simply because they're too insensitive and stupid to
know it. Love. It's something we can all appreciate at
one time or another, sooner or later (sooner we should
hope; for sometimes it is too late) and embrace
as man and wife, brother and sister, or, as in the
particular and perhaps peculiar case of Buford and
Erasmus Harley, not as a slave and his master, but as
one friend to another. And so too, not unlike Philemon
and Onesimus, which the apostle Paul writes about with
so much love and affection, in his own large hand we are
told, did the odd old couple from Dixie terminate their
long-standing and sometimes tenuous relationship one hot
July morning in Old Port Fierce. And they did it not in
the passionate heat of debate, not with so much anger
and hatred, and not with remorse; nor in so many
scornful words, the way lovers often do which they later
come to regret; not in the solemn silence of defeat,
which, just as when General Lee surrendered his sword at
Appomattox, would have been just as devastating; and
certainly not in despair. Nor did they part with shouts
of victory (as if victory can be found in any great
divorce) but rather, they parted the way two old
gentlemen usually do in these situations: simply and
sincerely; in tears, sad and sweet, joyful for the most
part; a warm and friendly embrace, a handshake, perhaps,
that said more and spoke just as loudly as any
Confederate or Union cannon, and in a way that would
have made Lee and Grant both pleased and proud.
After that, the
slave and his master simply waved, said goodbye, and
went their separate ways. And they never looked back. It
was as simple as that. That's all there was to it. They
knew it would happen sooner or later; and maybe that's
what made it so hard. No marriage lasts forever and,
just like death and taxes (and politics, I suppose)
divorce is sometimes a necessary evil, especially after
a long and costly war. But there are some things you
just can't run away from; not that you would really want
to. Call it tradition, or heritage. Some call it
culture. You may kill it, but only temporarily. Like any
other living organism, it will always come back, in one
form or another (some more recognizable than others)
genetically altered by chance or design and with their
own methods of survival. The Greens and the Harlies were
no exceptions. It's in the language they spoke; the food
they ate, and the gods they worshipped. They were all
the same, all equal, if only to themselves. Some even
shared the same parents, and would be just as surprised
and beguiled as anyone to know it. Many had the same
name, too; like Harley for instance, whether they liked
it or not, and were equally envied or despised. And
despite everything else that may've separated the two
cultures, not to mention old Iron Gates itself, they
always had one thing in common: they all shared the same
values and traditions that had been passed down from one
generation to the next, along with the supporting
principles that made them who and what they were,
whether that be Harlie or Green. It was a good time,
maybe even a better time, to be alive. Prejudices were,
for the most part anyway, kept in the basement along
with Uncle Bob's moonshine whiskey and Aunt Emma's
recipe for rutabaga pie. Discrimination was typically
reserved for what flavor of ice cream would be served
after dinner or who would be the judge at the next pie
eating contest, and was not necessarily a bad word.
Children played together under the cypress trees, with
not the slightest interest in what color they were or
the clothes they worn. Women were treated with respect,
and men generally got what they deserved. It worked!
Equal? Well, maybe... maybe not. Who among us are equal?
And who ain't a slave? Certainly not Saint Paul, the
self-proclaimed 'bond-servant' of Christ who wrote so
eloquently, in his own loving hand, to Philemon on
behalf of his run-away slave, Onesimus, in a short and
poignant letter. Nor was Luke, one of the four Gospel
writers who was not only a slave but a physician as
well, precluded from that distinguished class of
man-servants. Separate? Well, they weren't exactly
separate either, at least not the way some folks would
have it today. In many ways, the war would change all
that, and not necessarily for the better.
It seemed that
after the great conflict, things took an unexpected turn
for the worse. Some call it the law of unintended
consequences; a law often overlooked by politicians, of
all stripes, who always seem to know what's best for
everyone else except themselves, and go on to prove it
by passing legislation to protect its citizens by taking
away those things they cherish the most: like their
freedom, for instances, and their guns they use to
protect it; and then they wonder why we try to shoot
them. Thank God at least a few of the founding Fathers
understood this and had enough sense to come up with the
Second Amendment: Not so we would have the means to
shoot beaver and buffalo for their meat and fur
(although that's important, too) or drive nails into
planks of wood at fifty paces for a blue ribbon or just
for the hell of it, but rather for a much more important
and practical reason; namely, to protect ourselves from
those who would deny us that freedom. Think of it! – a
law that actually allows us to shoot our own leaders.
What a concept! What a country! No wonder they call it
the peacemaker. Perhaps what Mr. Lincoln should have
done was arm every slave in the confederacy with a
Springfield carbine rifle, a Gatlin gun, and enough
ammunition to have Jefferson Davis running for cover.
Now that's freedom for you! That's Emancipation.
For the most part,
the Harlies stayed on one side of the Iron Gates, and
the Greens stayed on the other. It was just as simple as
that, and as plain as black and white. But there are
exceptions to every rule. Every now and then you could
find the two communities coming back together, as they
did before the war, with an even greater appreciation
for one another than ever before. It is recorded that
shortly after the war, in a church somewhere in
Virginia, and old man approached the communion rail to
receive the Holy Sacrament. It was the first time a
Negro slave ever dared such a thing in that particular
church, or any other for that matter south of the Mason
Dixon. No one spoke. Nobody said a word. They simply
looked: first at the old Negro, and then at the Minister
holding the cup containing the Holy Eucharist, who was
perhaps just as unsure as everyone as to what he would
do next. It never happened before. It just wasn't
supposed to be like that. It just ain't... But then
something else happened; something nobody expected:
another old man approached the communion rail that day.
He was old and gray, bent with age and a lifetime of
worries. He looked broken, like a man defeated. Slowly
and deliberately he knelt down right beside the old
Negro, bowed his head in silent prayer, and waited on
the Lamb of God. It came, of course, to both men that
day; and they partook of it together, shoulder to
shoulder at the table of the Lord; not as master and
slave, nor black and white; but as two free and equal
men. No one knows, or remembers, the name of the old
Negro; but many recognized the other man. How could they
not know? His name was Lee – General Robert E.
Lee.
And it didn't
stop, or start, at the communion rail. Even before the
war, there were social functions open to all, regardless
of race, religion or even political affiliation; such as
funerals, wakes, weddings, along with a variety of other
church gatherings indispensable to most southern
communities, despite segregation, Jim Crow, and all it
represented. It wasn't unheard of, or uncommon for that
matter, for wealthier Greens to hire a Harlie or two for
the sole and specific purpose of providing the proper
accoutrements at such important social gatherings where,
as the saying sometimes, but not always, applies: 'the
more the merrier'. And if that special occasion just
happened to be a wedding...Well then! What better time and
place to be merry? Unless, of course, you happened to be
the cold-footed groom who is beginning to have second
thoughts about the whole affair; in which case you may
as well get drunk and enjoy yourself; for it may be the
very last time you actually can. And when it came to
more somber events, such as one you might find at your
local neighborhood funeral or wake, where the grief
stricken family is in need of a good dirge, as well a
good stiff drink in the Irish tradition of that special
solemn occasion, the Harlies' talents proved no less
entertaining and placed at an even higher premium. For
you see, not only were Harlies in general gifted with
excellent singing voices, particularly when it came to
dirges and other songs of lamentation associated with
the burial of the dead, but they were also known be the
best mourners money could buy! Naturally, no one could
sing the blues better than Harlies who were paid
handsomely for their vocal services by many a grieving
widow, and perhaps shed a tear or two over the dearly
departed husband who should expect and deserve no less,
even though, as his widowed wife would surely admit to
anyone willing to listen shortly after the ceremony,
that he was actually a no-good, two-timing horn-dog with
an unpaid bar-tab and a dozen or so women of
questionable character all claiming to be the mother of
his bastardized children and entitled to half of his
sizable estate. It's often said, in Harley at least,
that one good day of mourning was worth more than to
three in the fields. The pay was a hell of a lot better,
too! And as far as the charitable folks of Creekwood
Green were concerned: No 'send off' was complete (or
even official for that matter) without at least one
Harlie on hand to weep and wail for a spell before the
coffin was lowered into the ground. It just wouldn't be
proper.
Another time when
Greens and the Harlies could be found in the immediate
proximity one another, mixing freely and easily, and in
substantial numbers, was on Founder's Day. Held once
every five year in center of Middle Square Park,
Founder's Day was a celebration not to be missed, no
matter what side of the Iron Gates you happened to hang
your hat or call home. It was the time when everyone
with any sense of community, or pride, celebrated the
day Otis Odie first set foot on Creekwood soil, claiming
the good green earth for himself and his posterity,
whoever they turned out to be.
Legend has it (and
in this case it just happened to be true) that Otis Odie
came out of the West and, despite Horace Greeley's
migratory advice, actually travelled East from the land
of his ancestors to a place that is now called Creekwood
Green. For reasons we are not quite sure of, he left his
home, not unlike Brother Abraham one couldn't help but
imagine when the old patriarch made his own famous
sojourn from Ur of the Chaldeans on his way to the land
of Canaan, and never looked back. He brought along very
little: a wagon, a horse, a childbearing wife, a dream,
and a gun. He survived the journey, barely, and even
managed to keep a diary of his adventures along the way
that survives to this day and is kept inside the mayor's
mansion, more commonly known as the 'Redhouse' for
reasons forthcoming. In it, Otis writes of being hunted
and hounded across the wasteland by some cat-like
creature, a dark demon of sorts that almost killed him
and his pregnant wife, Betsey, along with their unborn
child. It's something the Greens talk about even today,
driving many a Creekwood kid under the covers late at
night, especially on warm summer evenings when the arid
winds blow in off the desert like the howling wolf, a
wild cat, or a banshee – that mythological messenger of
death who typically comes in the fairy form of a female
spirit, which they were also familiar with given their
Irish ancestry.
The Harlies had
own mythical beast, which they were able to relate to
with equal fear and trepidation. But unlike the feline
fiend that Otis had spoken of in so much dreadful
detail, the Harlie's monster came in a form they were
all too familiar with and just as dangerous. They called
it a 'hell-hound'. It was an animal, a dog to be
specific; not unlike the blood hounds employed by the
slave masters of old to track down runaway slaves; but
it was also a demonic. They were vicious, relentless
creatures; not of this world, many would come to agree
with no uncertainly as to the hellish origins of this
canine devil. And they were real, too! There were
others, of course, on both side of the Harley Gates,
that suggested the Harlie hell-hound and the mysterious
feline that Otis shot in the desert were actually one of
the same demonic spirit: Beelzebub, the devil incarnate,
that old serpent himself who could anthropomorphically
disguised himself in any form he, she, or it so desired,
and for any reason. Presently, at least in Old Port
Fierce, and especially around Shadytown where sighting
of a mysterious wild cat stalking the streets of that
sinful city were a source of much concern, spiritually
and economically, they called it, for lack of better
description and appropriately so, the 'Lion of Avenue
'D' and equated the ferocious feline to the same one
mentioned by the psalmist when he prophetically penned
the words: 'They are like a lion hungry for prey, like a
great lion crouching in cover.'
And there were
many who claimed to have witnessed this lion almost on a
daily basis; crouching not in the bush or in cover, but
right out in the open, in guttered streets of Shadytown
itself, boldly, usually on 'Fat Moon Friday' night, the
night of the flesh, when it would howl the loudest and
wait, crouching silently in the seedy shadows of the
Shadytown, for its next victim. Needless-to-say, it
never had to wait very long. It was a warning for all to
see and hear; and many in Shadytown, as well as Old Port
Fierce, would stay up well into the night, praying under
the covers, along with their frightened children.
Whatever it was, most would come to agree it was real;
and if it wasn't real, that only meant it was something
far worse, and dangerous – probably even fatal! But
worst of all, it was still out there, somewhere, lurking
in the shadows of the wastelands, the desert to south
and west of Creekwood County where the fertile green
turns, almost inexplicably, to barren browns and blood
runs cold, like that of a reptile, just beyond the Iron
Gates of Harley where earth and sky meet in one long and
thirsty grey line. And there the demon waits with fangs
and claws, even until this very day, crouching as a lion
in the dark on the lonely nights of the flesh, when men
are weakest, and waiting to spring on its next hopeless
victim.
They say Otis had
three bullets left that night: one for the cat, one for
his pregnant wife; and the last one, of course, was for
himself. That was the plan. That's exactly how he was
going to do it. He really had no other choice; and he
simply wouldn't have gone any further without his wife.
The food and the water were gone by then. The horse was
half-dead and the wagon broken beyond repair. There
wasn't a tree in sight; not a single blade of grass or a
drop of water. There was just nothing to live for. The
desert had consumed him. He cursed himself. He cursed
God. And then he cursed the cat that he could still hear
moaning in the dark distance. It was a starless night,
with a sickle moon hanging low over the horizon like a
pale white scimitar. He wouldn't go back; and he
couldn't go any further. He put the bullets in the
chamber of his revolver and went a'looking for the devil
himself.
Did he find him?
Well, that's another story altogether, and for another
time, perhaps. What Otis did find, however, was a home.
You see, he finally did make it out of the desert,
eventually; and he came upon a land with many tall trees
and a meandering creek running right through the middle
of it. There were sweet cedars, tall pines, some gnarly
live oaks and even a few majestic old redwoods that
appeared to touch the clouds. It was a forest-oasis, or
so it seemed, growing right out of the wilderness. Later
on, Otis would go even further east to find not only the
greenest valley he had ever laid eyes on, but a river as
well, as wide and as deep as the sea in some places, and
stretching from north to south as far as the eye could
see. And everywhere he looked was green; if fact, it was
so green that it was right there and then that Otis Odie
decided to call his new home Creekwood Green. And it has
been called that ever since.
And so, they
didn't die in the desert after all, as Otis himself had
once thought was a foregone conclusion. Some called it a
miracle, and they may very well be right about that.
Only one bullet was fired that night, and even that one
missed its mark. The other two were never used, of
course; they simply weren't needed. Otis went on to
become the first and foremost mayor of Creekwood Green,
with many sons and daughters to follow.
Three towns sprang
out of the new frontier: Creekwood Green, Harley and Old
Port Fierce. There was eventually a forth – Shadytown,
which comprised the northern section of the Old Port
Fierce where slaves, foreigners, and other persons of
color generally gravitated to both before and after the
war. Port Fierce was actually a harbor town established
at the mouth of the Redman River (later to be called Old
Port Fierce for reason to be expounded upon some other
time) where the waters from the Silver Mountains found
their way back out to the sea. Old Port Fierce, named
after Captain Benjamin Fierce who was original commander
of a fort in that vicinity which no longer exists, went
on to become one of the busiest and most profitable
seaports on the entire eastern seaboard. It had a good
and natural harbor, which made it easy for the tall
ships of the day with deep draws and high masts to
navigate and maneuver in and out of. It also provided
the vital supplies, imported mostly from the North, that
were so necessary for a new and growing economy.
Needless-to-say, many of the ships' logs and ledgers
were known to include generous number of slaves, both
before and after the war, the latter of which was said
to involve cannibals brought over from the islands of
the Pacific and referred to as ferals. But we
already know that. Don't we?
Naturally, the
Harlies weren't around at that time Otis Odie first
discovered the new land. And even if they were, they
certainly wouldn't be considered part of his, or anyone
else' posterity. But even that didn't seem to matter on
Founder's Day. And nothing short of another war could
keep the Harlies away from a good party. And the same
could be said of the Greens who, likewise, enjoyed their
own cultural exchange on the darker side of the Iron
Gates once a month and usually during a another famous
festival that eventually became known as 'Fat Moon
Friday'. It's always nice to know that hospitalities,
just like all prejudices, I suppose, exists in all
quarters, comes in all colors, and from all walks of
life.
It just so
happened, and was no mere coincident, that Founder's Day
and Election Day always happened to fall on the day,
albeit only once every four years. And no wonder! There
was simply no better way of turning out the vote than
throwing a party; and, depending on the candidates, it
was sometimes the only way to get anyone to vote at all,
or out of bed for that matter, especially if they'd been
out the night before on 'Fat Moon Friday', which did,
although not very often, coincided with the other gala
events from time to time. Naturally, the politicians
knew and were well aware of all this; and, perhaps, that
is why they made sure that there was always a plentiful
supply of alcoholic beverages on hand for that one
special occasion that was so vital to their political
survival. Some would later suggest that it had something
to do with the actual act of voting itself. Hey, if your
candidate of choice actually turned out to be the 'low
down, lying skunk, egg-sucking dog' that his opponent
had always claimed him to be, you could always say that
you were drunk when you nominated him in the first
place, partisanship not-with-standing, and therefore
cannot be held anymore accountable for putting the
weasel-faced bastard into office than you can be for,
say, urinating on your neighbor's lawn after polishing
off a keg or two of Charlie Kessler's potent corn-brew,
double footprint brand, with him. Alcohol and politics
can be a very volatile mixture; an almost as dangerous
as alcohol and marriage. Both are strong medicine, and
they may not be for everyone. It may also be the same
reason why so many altar-bound bachelors sometimes, but
not always, inebriate themselves the night before the
sacred vows are consummated. It just might be a good
excuse to have on hand one day, and maybe a legal one,
if and when you happen to find yourself pleading before
the local magistrate for a divorce that has been long in
the making and extremely overdue; but one your estranged
wife, and her lawyer, are adamantly opposed to; if for
no other reason than to simply torment you for the rest
of your no-good, low-down, dirty, cheating, lazy,
pitiful and pathetic life; or better yet – just for
spite! 'Well, you know, Judge...' you just might say in
that dark and desperate hour, if it ever comes to that,
'I was drunk when you married me to that old bitch in
the first place!' Which, by the way, is all the more
reason for inviting him to officiate at your next
marriage as well, which will undoubtedly be just as
doomed to failure as the first, along with several
reliable eye-witnesses (preferably all male and married
themselves) who will be able to swear on a stack of
Gideon Bibles that, just like the first wife you married
under the evil influence of old John Barleycorn and
divorced, you were undoubtedly in the same inebriated
condition when you married the second, and held just as
unaccountable, at least in a court of Law. And it might
even work! But just don't count on it.
Perhaps Saint Paul
had the right idea after all when he said: 'I say
therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for
them if they abide even as I'. Marriage, like all other
great and noble institutions, is best left to the
professionals, and not to drunks, scoundrels, liars and
deceivers. 'But if they cannot contain, let them marry:
for it is better to marry than to burn'. But how would
he know? Or could it be that the Great Evangelist was
once married himself? as some scholars suggests. Do you
think? He never did tell us – well, not exactly, and not
in so many words – what that 'thorn in his flesh' really
was. Do you suppose? And wasn't it the old tent-maker
himself who once counseled Saint Timothy regarding the
medicinal benefits of alcohol along with a prescription
to 'take a little wine... for the digestion'? It would
seem that the apostle of the Gentiles knew a thing or
two about wine and weddings, not unlike his Lord and
Master, Jesus of Nazareth, who combined and blessed them
both in performing his first miracle at Canaan. Not that
I'm condoning either one, of course; especially when
taken in excess and performed for all the wrong reasons;
but if one is going to marry anyway and/or become a
drunkard (notice how the two are not necessarily
mutually exclusive) and it simply cannot be avoided...
well, then naturally one must have the proper ingredient
to do so. Don't you think?
And if beer
happens to be your beverage of choice...well then, what
better beer to have on hand than Creekwood Green
cornbrew? There was just no better brew to be found in
Creekwood Green, Harley, Old Port Fierce, Shadytown, or
anywhere else on God's dry earth for that matter,
including Old Port Fierce, which was famous for its many
hospitable inns, taverns, and seaside saloons. And of
all the beer ever brewed in that part of the known and
civilized world, none could compare with Charlie
Kessler's Creekwood Cornbrew, especially when it carried
the conspicuous double footprint label branded right
into the side of the small wooden keg in which it was
carefully contained. 'Double Print', as it is called
'till this very day, was first brewed by Ezra Kessler,
Charlie's own esteemed and beloved father and the man
who is credited for inventing the beer famously known
for its potency as well as its distinct flavor. It was
more than just a beer... It's 'Double Print!' It's
tradition. And it's good.
Chapter Two
The Fly-Catcher
ONE DAY, SHORTLY AFTER RETURNING HOME from the mountains,
Elmo Cotton went to visit his Uncle Joe. He felt that if
he didn't tell someone about what'd happened soon, he
would burst. Either that or someone else would tell the
old man first, which, more than likely, would be a lie,
and make it that much more difficult to explain.
Joe Cotton lived
at the end of a dirt road in a house he not only owned,
but had built himself over thirty-five years ago. It was
a small, simple structure, constructed chiefly of
southern pine and live oak. It had a tin gable roof
overhanging a slightly elevated porch that made up the
entire front face of the house. As he eagerly
approached, Elmo could already hear the faint but
familiar sound Uncle Joe's rocking chair as it
lazily rolled over the uneven planks that made up the
floor of the old man's porch.
CREAK – CREAK – CREAK
Just as he had for
almost every day since he could remember, the Harlie
found his uncle sitting on the porch in his favorite
rocking chair with a pipe stemming loosely from his
thick, frog-like lips. It was a quiet cloudless morning
as the smoke from his pipe rose up from the yellow
stained bowl like virgin vapors on their way to
Paradise.
Joseph Cotton wore
a clean white shirt and navy blue cotton trousers hiked
nearly all the way up to his chest, in the style
preferred by older men of his generation, and held there
by bright red suspenders. To pass the time of day – but
mostly just to amuse the children of Harley who would
come and visit him from time to time – Uncle Joe, as he
was affectionately called by almost everyone related to
him or not, would sit lazily in his rocking chair from
dust to dawn, smoking his pipe and catching horseflies
in his large brown hand as they flew within striking
distance of his unassuming but deadly presence. Like a
bolt of greasy black lightening appearing from out of a
clear blue sky, the lethal appendage would strike
suddenly, silently, and without warning, not unlike the
sticky adhesive tongue of a reptile that stealthfully
darts its amphibious missile at whatever prey happens to
stray within striking distance. Snatching the winged
creature in mid-air and applying the death grip, he
would then mercilessly drain the life from the fated
fly, as a boa slowly but surely constricts its prey, in
his big brown paw, just as he'd done a thousand times
before. And it wasn't that easy to do. Others have tried
and failed, obviously lacking the skill, talent,
dexterity or sheer athleticism to accomplish the deadly
deed. Perhaps they were simply too kind. Sometimes, he
would let the insect go; other times, he didn't. It all
depended on the audience and whatever mood he happened
to be in on any given day. It was all up to Joe whether
the unsuspecting creature lived or died. Most he let go;
some never make it out alive. Life can be like that at
times; so can death... and not just for horseflies. It
seemed to amaze just about everyone who witnessed the
event, except the flies, of course; you might even call
it artistic – poetry in motion! Not that the horseflies
were that slow; but rather that Joe Cotton, even at the
ripe old age of sixty-four and weighing in at three
hundred and forty pounds, was so... so fast!
He was a
fascinating old gentleman who knew more about living,
and all the other wild wonders of the world, than most
folks gave him credit for. Joe was a modest man, honest
and humble in the ways old gentlemen are often
associated with, especially when there's nothing left to
hide and they're too old to care anymore. Joe was a good
man, too, despite what a few jealous relatives, who
really knew very little of Joseph Cotton, had to say
about him. Naturally, Daisy Cotton was not one of them;
and neither was Elmo. They were both related to the old
man by blood; Joe being Daisy's older brother whom who
she came to live with shortly after her husband,
Reginald, ran away. Elmo liked the old man he called
Uncle Joe, almost as much as he liked Homer Skinner,
which was saying quite a lot. He never knew his real
father, of course, except for some vague recollection of
the sound of his voice which, for some strange reason,
had remained with him over the years, the way certain
odors sometimes do, and even though he was only two
years old when his father disappeared. It was a sound,
and a smell, he simply couldn't forget, as the two often
go hand in hand in triggering our memories at the oddest
hours, and all the deep dark secrets we would sometimes
rather forget, whether we welcome them or not. It was
not a distinctive voice, like that of his Uncle Joe's,
which was soft and deep, like that of a fat and lazy
bull frog croaking at the moon, but rather, it was an
ordinary voice that the Harlie remembered so well. It
was actually not unlike the sound his own voice, which,
although he could never hear it as others do, always
made him uncomfortable whenever he heard it played back
to him in the echoing sound of an empty room, or his own
of his mind.
He had learned
only recently of his father's inexplicable and untenable
behavior, mostly from his Uncle Joe: how Reginald Harley
deserted his wife only one year into a failed marriage.
Elmo was too little to know what actually happened at
the time and, quite frankly, too young to care. Whatever
happened to his fated father would remain a mystery,
even to Joe Cotton who seemed to have know Ezekiel the
best; the two actually being thought of as siblings at
one time, despite the obvious differences: 'Zeke', as he
was called more often than not, being the taller and
thinner of the two Harlies and, as a few of the older
women still remember, the better looking as well. For
reasons he would never explain, Joe spoke very little of
Zeke after he ran away. It was as if a part of him died
that day. It broke Daisy's heart, too. Perhaps that's
why he was so reticent about it; or maybe he was still
angry at the man for doing such a terrible thing to his
sister. It didn't make sense, then or now. Not to Joe!
and certainly not to Reginald Cotton's son. And if the
old man did know anything more about the sharecropper's
father, he just wouldn't say. But there was more to it
than that Elmo, always imagined; something Uncle Joe
simply wouldn't, or couldn't, tell him. He didn't know
how or why he knew this; he just did. He could hear it
the big man's voice, every time he opened his frog-like
mouth.
The Harlie never
did forgive his father, and, for the most part, simply
tried to forget him. It wasn't easy. And it wasn't so
much for what he did to him, although that in and of
itself was inexcusable) but for what he did to his
mother which, in the end, is what really killed her.
Reggie Harley simply up and left one day. He ran away;
and, in doing so he not only forfeited his rights as
husband and father but, as far as Elmo was concerned,
forfeited his rights as a human being by committed the
ultimate unpardonable sin. It was something he just
couldn't get out of his mind, no matter how much he
tried, and something he would just as soon forget, if
only he could. But he had other things on his mind that
particular morning, which is why he was there in the
first place. That's why he came: to see his uncle Joe;
to talk to him. And so, he told the old man everything
he could remember about what had happened on top of the
mountain that day...well, not exactly everything. There
were parts he was intentionally leaving out, for
personal reasons. Nothing that really mattered, he
reckoned. Not to anyone but himself. And so, Elmo Cotton
talked while his uncle mostly listened, rocking away in
billowing clouds of rich aromatic smoke that reminded
the Harlie of burning incense, the kind often found in
Catholic Cathedrals as the pontiff purifies and prepares
the alter in the traditional order of the high-priest Melchizedek,
with frankincense and myrrh, the same gift of the Magi
that was set before the infant King. The aroma filled
the air. He breathed it in, like oxygen, filling his
lungs with life and his head with visions of strange and
beautiful places, like the kind his uncle would
sometimes talk about on the front porch; faraway places,
somewhere across the sea. There was something mysterious
about it; something old and Hindu. It was pure and
pagan, aboriginal, wild and primitive, and feral, like a
cannibal campfire on the banks of the Amazon.
"So, you say the
gun just went off?" questioned the large man through the
long white stem of his pipe. He thought, perhaps, that
he should first hear his nephew's interpretation of the
events as they unfolded, before coming to any hasty
conclusions. "Now, is you coitin' 'bout that? Absolutely
coitin!" added the old black man in a thick Southern
drawl that either mitigated the distinctive sound of the
letter 'r' rendering it practically undetectable to the
human ear, or precluded it from his verbal discourse
entirely for whatever anatomical or psychological
reason. Or maybe he just found it too difficult to
pronounce; as older folks sometimes do, especially when
they're missing the teeth needed to produce that rolling
and royal sound that glides off the tongue so naturally,
so freely and fluently, with the letter
'r'.
"Just like that,"
replied Elmo. "I heard it!"
"Hearin's not
always seein'," reminded Joe in his famous frog-like
voice. "And seein's not always believin'."
Elmo agreed, of
course; but he stuck to his story, however ambiguous and
unbelievable it might have sounded at the time. "The
gun... it just went off!" he repeated in vain.
"Now don't be
showin' me them ol' horns, boy!" Joseph Cotton
admonished his young nephew that day on his front porch;
and not for the first time in their relationship.
"Huh?"
"It's them horns
of yours, son. Them horns! You know, the ones on tops of
yo' head. 'Member?"
Elmo did remember.
It was an old adage; the old man's ways of reminding his
young impressionable nephew, in perhaps the way he knew
how, of just how easy it is to get caught up in a lie;
moreover, how conspicuous you become in the deceitful
attempt. It was merely a verbal attempt at describing
the formation of those dual satanic appendages,
sometimes referred to as 'horns', that can suddenly
appear, sprouting it would seem, and to one degree or
another, on the haunted heads of those participating in
the beguiling act of deceit; or, to put it in Uncle
Joe's vernacular: 'When they's lyin' like the devil! It
was something his uncle had been warning Elmo of ever
since he was a little boy; and always it seems with a
wary eye and a heavy hand resting on top of his nephew's
head as if searching for evidence of the diabolical
growth. It actually began as an old wife's tale about a
little boy who, for reasons which were never quite
clear, always told lies. Elmo had heard it many times
before (it was one of his uncle's favorite stories) and
wondered, even now, why he kept forgetting it. It seemed
that every time this one particular little boy told a
lie these... these tiny horns would sprout out of the top
of his nappy little head; just a little at first, but
they would keep on growing, slowly, inch by inch,
popping right out of the little boys thick duplicitous
skull, until... lo and behold! he looked no different than
the prince of darkness himself, that fallen angel,
Lucifer; a little younger perhaps, but just as
pointy-headed and proud, and red as a freshly painted
barn. All that was missing was the long tapered tail,
cleaved feet, and the pitch-fork.
"Don't be showin'
me them ol' horns now!" Joe croaked again, puffing out a
warning on his pipe. "Don't do it, son..."
It was something
he would say to his nephew whenever the truth was in
doubt; or, even worse, when it was not the whole truth
or merely a portion thereof. And worse of all: when it
was a flat-out lie. Sooner or later, usually later, the
truth would eventually come out. It always did between
Elmo and his uncle; no matter how hard he tried to hide
or whitewash it in his own beguiling and duplicitous
way; which never seemed to work anyway, at least not
with Uncle Joe who was as good as catching lies as he
was at catching horseflies on the front porch of his
house. It was good advice; and even at a young and
tender age, Elmo Cotton had realized that most of Joe's
stories were only meant to teach him a lesson, which, of
course, is sometimes the only way to explain to
children, as well as certain adults, that which they
could otherwise never comprehend or appreciate. The
young Harlie never did take the stories literally... well,
at least not that literally; but he always took them to
heart, which is exactly where the old man was aiming at
all the time, and more than once found himself checking
the top of his head for just in case. 'l can spots them
ol' horns anywhere!' the old man would boast through
puffs of billowing white clouds, "...even when they's not
showin',' he would sometimes add, just to keep his young
nephew on his toes.
"Don't be showin'
them horns – You hear?"
It was an
admonishment younger generations may not appreciate, or
even understand; many finding the phrase out-dated,
condescending, patronizing, disingenuous, and maybe even
a little insulting – like being spanked, verbally. It
was one of those things they just felt better off
without; like whips and chains, I suppose, and other
devices cruelly and equally employed in the not so
distance past; not only to break their spirits but their
arms and legs as well. Besides, it just sounded like
something your grandmother would say; or the way a
'Massa' might talk to his ignorant slave. It was
demeaning; and it was just not right. Some old timers
might disagree, however, having sprouted a few horns of
their own in their younger and perhaps more 'devilish'
years, realizing by now how important it is to remind
the younger folks just how dangerous, destructive, and
just plain stupid! lying can actually be. As once
eloquence by none other than the Reverend Willie B.
Wright of the Miracle Temple and Barbecue Pit of Avenue
'D': 'When you dines with that ol' devil... don't forgets
to bring you a long 'nough spoon – Amen?' The old
evangelist knew what he was talking about. And he meant
every word of it; not just about the dining
arrangements, but the horns as well. You see, like most
of the gentlemen of that enslaved generation, Willie and
Joe actually believed in the devilish stigmata, which is
another reason why they were usually the first ones to
notice the hideous growth whenever it manifested itself,
especially when it reared its ugly head on the innocent
skulls of their own sons and daughters.
"But Uncle Joe! It
just went off..."
The Harlie
wondered if the old man could see them right now; at
times, like these for instance, it appeared he could see
right through him. He didn't think it would hurt just to
make sure. And so, reaching for the top of his curly
head, ever so discreetly, pretending to comb away a few
stray horseflies that somehow escaped his uncle's famous
death grip, Elmo Cotton suddenly thought he
could feel two little bumps forming, slowly but surely,
on the top portion of his skull. It made him nervous,
just like it always did. And it made him wonder. Still,
he persisted in his own version of 'the truth': "It just
went off... the gun, I mean," he tried once again to
explain in the only way he knew how, "it just ... went
off."
"Now don't you be
showin' me them ol' horns', boy!"
And who among us
hasn't shown 'them ol' horns' once in a while? Why, even
Saint Peter, or so I've read, sprouted a few ivories of
his own from time to time. Not least of all when he not
once, but three times! as a matter of Gospel fact,
denied the One he claimed to love the most, and whom he
had only hours before swore to defend with his very
life. To go back even further – How about Jacob? Talk
about a scoundrel! He cheats his brother out of his
birthright and then lies to his own father about it. And
wasn't Father Abraham equally duplicitous to his
Egyptian host when, out of fear for his own life, he
declared his wife, Sarai, to be his sister? Why, even
good King David had his moments. Are we any better than
these Biblical heroes? Or do our own horns sometimes
gleam so pearly white that we mistake them for jeweled
crowns of kings or the hallowed heads of saints? And if
so, what then do we make of Lucifer's proud and pompous
head in all its hideous glory? And how much more shall
we desire to wear such an unholy crown? Perhaps a crown
of thorns is the only one fit for the head of a king,
after all.
'But there ain't
no horns!' Or so some may declare. 'It's just manner of
speech.' They may be right, of course; but only in the
physical sense. They're still there; sometimes, you just
have to look a little harder, and deeper, to find them.
'Yeah...but that don't mean they's real!' others will
still argue with just as much passion and logic. The
truth is: 'them ol' horns' can be found just about
anywhere, and on anybody, if you look long and hard
enough; especially in the highest places where they're
often hidden in among sapphires, rubies, and diamonds.
In fact, the only place you won't find them is in the
most unlikely places: those hideous and horrible
dungeons of the deep where devils fear to tread, such as
Leper colonies and prison camps. Don't look there. You
won't find them. But you may find a halo or two resting
on the hooded heads of the friars and nuns who minister
to these poor wretched souls, that are in such dire and
desperate need of salvation, despite their many crimes
and transgression, and who, if we are to believe the
Sermon on the Mount, are actually closer to receiving it
than many on the outside of those same impenetrable
walls who are, in some cases, in more need of the holy
assistance and even less likely to ever find it. It
could be argued, and indeed it already has, that
Salvation often comes quickest to those who need it the
most, at times in their lives when it seems most
difficult to acquire, and in the most unlikely places,
like prisons and hospitals where truth and beauty not
only survive, but thrive! in all their anonymous glory.
The old man
resumed his gentle inquisition under the ubiquitous
CREAK – CREAK – CREAKing of his rocking chair and
slow steady draws on his pipe. "And you say the
others... they're all dead. Mister Skinner, too?"
Elmo nodded in the
affirmative, while the horns slightly receded.
Joseph Cotton and
Homer Skinner were actually very close friends; and news
of the deputy's demise, if it were true, hurt the old
man as much as much as it did his young nephew – maybe
even more so, on account of their closeness in age.
There were a great many things the Harlie didn't know,
or understand, about his uncle, as well as the man who
took him into the mountains that day; and there were
many questions that still remained unanswered. Perhaps
that too was about to change. "My, my, my," the old man
sighed with a heavy heart and hung head. "Poor Mister
Skinner... He was a good man, son – better than most
folks will ever know."
Naturally, Elmo
agreed. But he didn't have to say so; at least not in so
many reassuring words. He'd actually said it a thousand
times before, even when he wasn't talking about it. It
showed; just like them ol' horns. It just showed.
"This sure am
tro'blin'," acknowledged the smokey old frog with a
wrinkled and worried look about him, "Mighty tro'blin'".
He was thinking, of course, of what his nephew had just
told him; but he was also thinking of what might happen
next if Elmo was, in fact, telling him was the truth,
which he was beginning to think might actually be the
case, for a change. "Eight dead Creekmens... And one live
Harlie? Tro'blin', tro'blin', tro'blin'... And you who say
you didn't do it. Eh, son?"
"I swears, Uncle
Joe. I, I..."
"That's al'right.
I believes you, son." said Joe, softly. "And don't be
too quick to swear. Swearin's mighty powerful woids.
Don't use 'em 'less you really has to. "Eight, you say...
Hummm? Now, that's a curious number. Mighty curious.
Maybe even an evil one. A bad sign, you know. And you
say one of them... this here, what you call him now...
Red-face?"
"Red-Beard, Uncle
Joe. They calls him Red-Beard," Elmo insisted for
specificity's sake as well as his own credibility. "But
his real name was Horn. Colonel Horace Horn He was in
the Army, I think. Some of the other mens just calls him
Colonel... Or Rusty. On account of his beard, I 'spose.
It was red. Had this here uniform, too..." Elmo didn't
think it was necessary to describe the conflicting
colors of the Red-Beard's military clothes in any more
detail; and so he didn't.
Joe Cotton had
heard the name before. But it was a long time ago. He'd
never met the colorful colonel, but was well aware of
his heroics on the battlefield; and that he came from an
old Creek family, which included many important people.
He also knew a little of Red-Beard's ambiguous past and
treasonous reputation. There was something else, too...
but Joe thought it best to keep it all to himself, for a
while anyway, even if it meant showing a little of his
own horns, which was bound to happen under the
circumstances. "And you say this Red-Beard... Er, Horn
fellow, done shot himself?"
"I said the gun
just went off," Elmo insisted, "That's all."
"That don't answer
my question, boy," piped the frog, "Whose gun?"
The young man
tried to answer, but just couldn't.
By then Joe felt
that his nephew might be hiding something; and so he
asked him again, "Whose gun went off, Elmo? Tell me the
truth now."
That time the
nephew did reply. "I don't know." And it was the truth.
"You sure 'bout
that?"
The Harlie looked
down on the ground more confused than ever. He wasn't
sure of anything, except for that fact that he was there
when it happened. He heard it. He saw it. He was holding
the gun; and, and "...it just...went off."
It was the
colonel's gun, alright; the same one Red-beard aimed
right in the Harlie's face just before he fell; the same
one he shot the rattlesnake with. It had to be! Elmo
kept thinking to himself as his uncle stared down at him
with his big brown bloodshot eyes. Or could there have
been... another?
For the first time
since coming down from the mountain, Elmo began
wondering about that, among other things. He wanted to
talk to Joe some more about what he was thinking just
then, and about a feeling that he was being watched, or
followed; but knowing it would probably only make
matters more complicated, or even worse, he decided
against it.
"My! My! This is
more even tro'blin' than I foist 'spected," Joe
exclaimed in a thick Southern drawl. "I hoid of men that
sometime shoots themselves... you know, by accident. But
this here don't sound like no accident to me. No sir! It
don't make no sense either. It... And you say he was
shot in the chest?"
Elmo nodded again.
"That's what it look like to me."
The frog frowned.
"Look'ye here, son," he further insisted, "Now, if I'm
gonna be shootin' myself... I be puttin' the gun to my
head. Like this here," he demonstrated by pointing to
his own head with a stiff brown finger, which,
coincidentally, was about the same size of a forty-four
caliber gun barrel, and pulling the imaginary trigger.
"Sumpin's bad wrong, boy," he sighed. "Sumpin' just
ain't right 'chere. Besides, only a damn fool would go
ahead and do sumpin' so foolish as killin'
his-self...'ceptin' maybe he have himself a damn good
reason. And I don't see no reason here, boy. Unless
there's sumpin' you ain't telling me, boy.
Elmo shook his
head. No.
"It just don't
boil the beans, son. Now what kind of man do you 'spose
would go ahead and do such a foolish thing?"
Elmo didn't know
the answer to that either; but it certainly didn't sound
like the man he'd left on top of the mountain that day.
It didn't sound at all like the colonel. And it was just
as difficult to believe it was an accident. Suicide?
No. Red-Beard wasn't that kind of man; and neither was
Rusty Horn. After all, he was an officer; and colonels
just don't make those kinds of mistakes. Why, even a
dumb Harlie bean farmer could figure that out, Elmo said
to himself with no sense of shame, or pride. But he also
knew his uncle was right about one thing: 'It just don't
boil the beans.' He couldn't have said it any better
himself. And the gun "... just went off." or so the Harlie
maintained.
Joe still couldn't
help but wonder.
CREAK – CREAK – CREAK
"Now what make a
man do sump..."
Then suddenly,
without thinking about what he was doing at the time,
and without the slightest bit of hesitation, the Harlie
pulled the Motherstone out from under his overalls and
showed it to his bewildered Uncle for the very first
time. It was actually the first time he'd showed it to
anyone, including his wife. "Maybe this," he said,
allowing the stone to fall freely into Joe Cotton's wide
and wooly lap. He was amazed at how light it suddenly
felt. He was even more amazed at just how easily he let
it go.
The rocking chair
came to a sudden creaking halt, right in the middle of a
rock. There was a certain sadness in the old man's eyes,
as Joe looked down at what was just placed in his lap.
They were deep, dark and heavy, and wrinkled with age by
so many crow's feet betraying an inner woe that only now
became apparent to the young and sympathetic
sharecropper. It was the same sadness Elmo thought he
saw in his uncle's eyes when he'd first told him that
Homer was dead. It was something the old man just
couldn't hide, even if he'd wanted to. And he didn't.
Joe Cotton put
down is pipe, picked up the stone, and held it up to the
early morning light. He then began to examine it at
arm's length, to compensate, it would seem, for his
far-sighted vision which, although myopically affecting
every other aspect of his daily life, never seemed to
detract one iota from his fly catching capabilities.
Indeed, it was a handicap that only seemed to enhance
the old man's powers in that regard, in the same way, I
suppose, that allows blind men to hear, and deaf ones to
see, more than they otherwise could under normal
conditions, and perhaps more than they ever had before;
certainly more than the rest us with full sensory
perception. It is a well known and medically documented
fact that the loss, or reduction, of any one of the five
physical senses more often than not serves to heighten
the sensitivity of one, or perhaps even all four, of
remaining senses.
With the squinting
eyes of some old pop-eyed sailor that had gazed too long
on sea and sky, he studied the stone from a variety of
angles. He studied at it way a miner might gaze into a
piece of recently quarried quartz crystal, searching,
perhaps, for clues of more precious minerals hidden
within. In Joe's big brown hands the stone suddenly
appeared small, insignificant, and fragile; like a
chicken egg, only black, imagined Elmo. Joe Cotton
didn't know exactly what it was, or even what to make of
it; but it was something he had seen before. And seeing
it again, after all these years, suddenly made him feel
older than he actually was; and he was already feeling
quite old by then. He placed the stone back on his tired
lap, picked up his pipe, and stared at it for a while
longer through clouds of thick gray smoke.
Meanwhile, and for
no particular reason, Elmo reached out and touched the
old man's hand as it rested on the arm of the chair.
Despite its rough and rugged appearance, the skin was
soft and subtle, and had a delicate feel to it, like
soft brown leather. It reminded him of Homer's hand,
only much darker, and without the transparency.
Then, little by
little, the chair began to and rock and roll once again
in its old familiar fashion; and the smoke began to
rise, just as it had always done before.
CREAK – CREAK – CREAK
Only now, there
was a certain seriousness vibrating through the old
piece of furniture, as if an electrical charge had
suddenly and somehow been introduced into the grain of
the oak itself, energizing each tightly compressed fiber
and driving the chair with a new rhythmical force beyond
the old man's power to comprehend or control. It was a
disquieting motion, alarming its own electro-mechanical
aspect, producing an unnatural sound, which, to Elmo's
young and sensitive ears sounded a little less
comforting, and maybe a little less familiar, than it
did only moments ago. It was something the old man
might've noticed as well in the calmness of his quiet
deliberation and be equally concerned over. But he did
nothing to stop it; he didn't even try. "You know,
Elmo," he finally said, as the rocking chair slowly
regained its previous attitude, "I think it's about time
you and me had us a little talk."
It was something
Joe Cotton had been meaning to do for quite some time
now. "You know..." he cautiously began with one eye on
the stone and the other on his nephew. But then he
paused, as if wondering if the time was right.
Meanwhile, Elmo
pretended not to notice anything was wrong; he knew
something was not quite right. He could see it in the
big man's eyes, which were suddenly as deep and dark,
and as round, as the stone itself.
"No, maybe you
don't know," the big man resumed, quite frankly, and
with a long drawn out sigh. "And that's the problem, I 'spose."
His voice cracked a bit; but Joe quickly composed
himself, as old folks do in times like these, knowing
full well that once the course has been charted, it's
too late to turn back. The anchor was weighed and the
sails were already billowing in the breeze. And so,
enunciating each word loudly and clearly enough so there
would be no mistaking their meaning, the old man
admitted for the very first time, "You're name ain't
Cotton. Now that's the foist thing you gots to know,
Elmo." He paused. "But I thinks you already knows that
by now."
Elmo blinked.
"And the second
thing you gots to know," croaked the frog, "which is not
too different than the foist, is this: "The man who they
say yo' daddy is... well, he ain't. And that's a natural
fact. And the man who done married yo' momma... well, his
name ain't Cotton."
What the old man
was attempting to impart on his young nephew that day,
as delicately has he could and without getting too
personal, was simply this: The man who Elmo had always
thought of as his father, Mister Reginald Cotton, the
same man who mysteriously ran away so many years ago,
was not his father. In fact, they weren't related at
all; at least not by blood which, for all intents and
purposes, is what really matters.
Elmo was
confused, and it showed.
"You see, son...
it's like this:" And here the old man had to search hard
for the right words, "Yo' daddy...your real daddy, well,
he's not from around these 'chere parts; that is to say,
he not from Harley. He's what you calls a Creek man; you
know, the kinds of folks that lives over younder." Here
Joe pointed with the stem only his pipe in the general
vicinity of the nearby bordering town. "He from that
place they calls Creekwood Green."
Elmo nodded, "You
mean where all those white folks lives."
"That's right,
son... where the white folks be," confirmed Joe. "Tho'
some us older mens still calls 'em 'Creeks' 'or
'Crackers' and other such woids as that. Some folks
calls 'em 'Greens'.
"I heard that,"
Elmo rejoined, familiar with the pejorative words
without really knowing exactly how or why they actually
came about, except for 'Creeks' of course, which was
easy enough to understand simply because of the town
they came from, Creekwood Green.
But Joe could
still see the confusion in the young man's eyes; and so,
he thought it best to come right out with it. "Yo' momma
was raped," said the old man, lowing his voice just
enough to let Elmo know that he was being told something
he would rather not hear. "You know what that means –
Don't you, boy?"
CREAK – CREAK – CREAK
Elmo had to think
about it. Not that he didn't know the meaning of the
word, and all the evil implications associate with it;
he did. He simple didn't know what to do with it at the
moment. It was like trying to swallow an apple in one
gulp, or a whole loaf of bread with nothing to wash it
down with. He just couldn't do it. All he could really
do at that point was to nod and ask "Who?"
"I don't
know...Well, let's just say I's not 'zactly sure," spoke
the frog a little more honestly as puffy white clouds
rose up out of the little round bowl."But I do know
this: the man what done this ter'ble thing to yo' momma
is yo' real daddy...and that he be a white man." Here, the
old man paused, withdrawing the stem from his rubbery
wet lips and leaning a little closer. "The only other
thing I can tell you," he added, almost in a whisper,
"is that the man who done this ter'ble thing to yo'
momma was a soldier... just like the man you just told me
about... the one you calls Red-Beard."
The thought that
entered the Harlies mind just than was so horrible that,
even if it were true, it was something he simply refused
to believe it.
Joe could sense
the young man's anxiety, and knew he was at least
partially responsible. "Now befo' you gets any ideas,"
he said leaning back in his rocking chair, "or do
something foolish, you gots to know this, Elmo – I just
don't know. It was during the war, you see, and... well,
these things do happen. Now that don't make it right,
and like I said... I just don't know."
Elmo
thought long and hard on this ambiguous revelation and,
much to his uncle's consternation, suddenly replied "My
momma... She know who he is."
Inserting the
flattened end of his pipe back between his rubbery lips,
Joe Cotton simply nodded. He realized, of course, that
Daisy had to know who he was. She knew; and so did
Reggie. But just like Daisy Cotton, who had never fully
recovered from the traumatizing event which would
eventually kill her, emotionally as well as physically,
it was a secrete all three would take to the grave, or
so they thought. "She knew, Elmo," the black man finally
had to admit, as much as he wished he hadn't, "but she
never say a woid about it. Not to me... not to
nobody."
Somehow, Elmo
believed him. And he really didn't seem to care. It
simply didn't matter. What did matter, however, was why
it took his uncle so long to tell him. Not that it made
any difference, or that it would somehow alter their
relationship in any significant way. It wouldn't. It
couldn't. And so, he merely shrugged his shoulders as if
to say: Okay, Uncle Joe. Now, tell me what's really
the on your mind?"
Joe smiled. He
seemed to understand. He reached out and pulled his
nephew so close to his face that Elmo could count feel
the whiskers and counts cracks in the old man's
un-shaven face as they filled with tears. It was not so
much the shrug that made his uncle smile that day, nor
the unspoken words manifested therein; but rather it was
Elmo's seemingly ambivalent attitude (that strange and
innocuous combination of ignorance and indifference that
comes so naturally with youth) towards the thorny and
difficult subject Joe had always considered much too
private and personal to talk about, especially with his
young nephew, that cracked a smile to the old frog's
face just then. You see, it really didn't seem to
matter. Not anymore! Not to Elmo Cotton anyway. He said
so himself. Not in so many words, maybe; but in the only
way he could; the only way he knew how: with a simple
smile and shrug of the shoulders Joseph Cotton came to
know and love so well. It spoke wondrous volumes; and it
was all the old man really had to hear that day...
And so, the truth
finally came out (well, some of it at least) along with
a few tears. But the wise old frog knew all along that
the truth is never quite that simple, and is sometimes
not what it appears to be. It all comes down to a matter
of perspective, he'd always maintained: how we look at
things, what we make of them, and sometimes where we
find them. In fact, there were times when more truth can
be found in a single page of fiction, or the incredible
tall tales of a lonely old man like Homer Skinner (and
we all know how tall and incredible those could be!)
than we can in Franklin's Almanac the entire
Encyclopedia Britannica and combined. The truth is often
like that, I suppose: like searching for the Jodo Bird;
something Reggie once told Joe about not so many years
ago when he returned from sea. It was said to be a myth,
or legend, something the sailors of Old Port Fierce
still spoke of in their own reminiscing and wonderings
ways, or just to pass the time. It was something about
an elusive bird of prey they referred to as 'Jodo'. It
was said to inhabit an island of volcanic proportions
somewhere in the South Pacific, exclusively, and was
thought to be extinct at one time. Joe remembered it
well. 'They said that 'Ol' Jo' lives on tropical island
paradise in the Parrot Archipelago,' he once mentioned
to little Elmo Cotton when he was still too young to
understand, or remember, "deep inside a volcano, in a
place they calls 'The Land of the Bleeding Rock', which
was a colorful euphemism for an island that really did
exist and was once under the military command of a
famous army General named Walter Stanley. Some of the
Islanders, as well as the soldiers who are stationed
there to this day in the newly constructed fort, still
refer to the lonely atoll by its native appellation,
Ishtari-Toa, which means, quite literally, 'Island of
two volcanoes'.
And it is on this
same tropical island where the Jodo Bird was said to
live and nest high atop the cratered head of the larger
of the two active volcanoes, Apo, appropriately named
for the great sun-god himself who dwelled within the
mountain of the Sun. Not far from him, and adorned in
all her raw naked beauty, the result of a recent
eruption that had left the smaller of the two mountains
in smoldering ash and burning cinders that could still
be seen glowing in the night by ships at sea passing
near the barbarous coast of Istari-Toa, sat the goddess
Lunani. She reigned in the adjacent hill directly behind
Apo's massive green shoulder in the mountain of the
moon, her pockmarked landscape appearing as scared as
the lunar surface itself. Separating the two natural
formations, and thus dividing the island deities, was a
deep valley that ran east to west through a dense rain
forest situated in the center of the island. It was
called, appropriately enough, the Valley of the Sun; for
indeed it was perhaps the only place in the immediate
vicinity where the face of Apo, the sun-king, could be
seen in all awesome and overwhelming glory.
It was further
stated, with no small amount of wonder or credibility,
that once a year the Jodo bird would fly out of the
fiery furnace, located somewhere deep inside Apo's
crowned and cratered head, and circle the island in
search of a mate, which, of course, would never be
found, for the sad and simple reason that this fine
avian specimen was, in fact, the last of a this peculiar
species. And who-so-ever was bold and cunning enough to
snare the elusive silver-crested, hooked-bill,
web-footed Jodo bird, would not only command the queen's
ransom in gold, which would indeed be enough to sink an
entire fleet of Spanish galleons, but be crowned, for
good or evil, the divine and eternal king of Istari-Toa.
Anyway, that's the
way Joe Cotton remembered it. That's exactly how a
familiar young sailor once described it so many years
ago when he spoke the truth, disguised as it sometimes
comes in colorful stories and wonderful parables that
make sense only when seen through the innocent and
adventurous eyes of a child and interpreted by the wise;
for sometimes that's the best way (perhaps, the only
way) for the truth to be told, understood, and believed.
And that is also why it's so hard for some folks to find
and grasp it, and impossible for others. And what
exactly is the 'Truth'? Well, if you really want to know
the truth... it is simply this: You have to want it first,
before you find it; and, just like the Jodo Bird, you
have to believe it, before you can actual have it. And
another thing about the truth, the old man suddenly
realized, was something he'd always tried to impress
upon his young nephew, and something he might have
forgotten himself if Elmo wasn't there to remind him
just then; and it was this: The truth just ain't worth a
damn unless it's the whole truth. And it was time for
Joe Cotton to tell the whole truth.
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And so, the old
man pulled a long red handkerchief from his pocket,
wiped his broad brown forehead, which almost looked as
if it was leaking by then, and told the truth. He didn't
know exactly how to do it; but he gave it his best shot.
"The man who married yo' momma was Reggie Cotton, tho'
that wasn't his real name; he just borrowed that name,
so-to-speak, from me. His real true name was Harley,
Ezekiel Harley, tho' most folks just calls him 'Zeke'.
He was one of twelve sons born to Mister Erasmus Harley,
who I thinks you already knows about."
Elmo nodded,
having heard the famous name, Erasmus Harley, mentioned
on several occasions, mostly by the older folks in town
would speak of the dead patriarch from time to time
through toothless smiles and cloudy memories, sometimes
referring to him by his African name, which the Harlie
cold never seem to remember. Like so many African slaves
at the time whose real names were summarily stripped
from them long before they ever set foot on the fruited
soil, along with whatever cultural identities they may
have clung to during the long arduous voyage that
spirited them from their African homeland, so too would
the off-spring that sprung from that same old tree pull
up their roots and start life all over again in the
world of E pluribus Unum, where princes are pounded into
paupers, slaves become kings, and even begging, with a
little ingenuity and elbow grease, can be turned into a
profitable enterprise.
Who didn't know
about old Erasmus Harley? Certainly everyone, in Harley
at least, had heard the name, if not the entire story,
about the old patriarch who walked away from his master,
Buford Harley, shortly after the Great Emancipation. He
was not only the founder of the town they both currently
resided in, the name of which alone bears tribute to the
great man, but its chief architect and first mayor. Not
only that, when he died, at the ripe old age of
ninety-six, Erasmus Harley was also one of the
wealthiest, having the knowledge and the foresight
(acquired talents he magnanimously attributed to his
former friend and employer whom he never really
considered his master, even though it was something that
was just understood at the time) to begin planting the
famous Harley beans in the rich muddy of the region that
was custom made for such a agricultural enterprise. But
we already know enough about that.
"Anyway, continued
the old frog, "Zeke and Daisy got married right 'chere
in Harley. I was what you calls the 'best man', and was
there when them two young lovers foist jumps over the
broom stick." What the old man was referring to, of
course, was the age old tradition, still practiced by
many colored folks through-out these United States, of
jumping over a broom ceremoniously placed on the ground
right after the sacred vows are taken as a symbol
of...of... well, it doesn't really matter, I suppose. It was
a tradition, one of those old customs that simply
survived over the years, like so many others, the exact
meaning of which is not nearly as important as the mere
fact that it had actually did survive, when so much of
the past had been taken away.
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Naturally, the old
man would have liked to end the story right there, but
he didn't. If Elmo was to know the truth, he would have
to know the whole truth. Joe Cotton knew that by now,
and so he resumed: "Daisy found out she was with child
one month after the weddin'. 'Course, everyone thinks
they knows who the daddy is. But they was all wrong, you
see. It wasn't Zeke. He know that... and so do Daisy. They
both know Zeke ain't the father."
Naturally, Elmo
didn't have to ask how, or why. He knew enough about a
woman's cycle, and 'fightin', to follow his
uncle's logic.
"Now when Zeke
foist hears the news, he go mad. Naturally, he wants to
kill the man who did that there ter'ble thing to yo'
momma; but like I say befo', Daisy wouldn't tell, only
that it was a white and that he was a soldier man.
That's all she say about it. And I gusss that's when ol'
Zeke really lose his mind. 'I gots to gonna leave that
girl, Joe!' he say to me one day, mad as the devil. And
he meant it, too! I can tell by the way he talk. He be
tellin' me the truth tho'. And I guess you can't blames
him fo' that. Most any man would do just the same, under
those coicumstances. But with Zeke it was a little bit
different. You see, son, Zeke be a proud man, from a
proud family; just like his daddy, ol' 'Rasmus. He be
what you calls a jealous man; which, when you gets right
down to it, I 'spose we all is. But that don't excuse
what he do next."
And what was that?
the Harlie spoke with his eyes.
"He did 'zactly
what he say he do," said the old man with a look in his
clouded eyes that betrayed his true feeling on the whole
unwholesome subject he wished might have turned out
otherwise. "He run away. Zeke Harley just up and go
away, leavin' that poor pregnant woman behind. And there
she was, getting' bigger and bigger by the day. It was
all the talk of the town. And some folks can be real
mean 'bout that, too. And they's some evil-minded people
out there, Elmo. Evil as sin! It hoit Daisy... Hoit her
bad, son – real bad! But she just go on, mindin' her own
bi'ness, even tho' deep inside I knowed she was dyin'.
And as he said it, the pipe in Joe's leathery lips went
dead, extinguished it would seem by lack of oxygen. Joe
removed it and placed it on the arm of his chair.
Elmo tried to hold
back the anger he was feeling at the moment, as well as
a tear that suddenly appeared from the corner of his
eye. "So that's why he run away then..." the sharecropper
spoke out loud, even though he knew the answer by then,
"Because of me."
Striking a match
along the textured surface of the stone, which burst
brightly into a blue and yellow flame, the old man
re-ignited his pipe replied: "There be some evil-minded
people in this here woild, Elmo, who might say a wicked
thing like that. But they's just talkin' like the devil,
you know. 'Course you was just a baby back then and
didn't know any better. But anyone who say such an evil
thing like that is woise than the devil his-self!
Besides, it wasn't nobody's fault. Ain't yo' momma's
fault. Ain't your daddy's fault. Coitinly ain't yo'
fault. In fact, I really don't even think it was that
soldier man's fault, either, come to think of it." What
the old man was really thinking, and what he dare not
say out loud, especially not in front Daisy Cotton's
son, was just how beautiful Elmo's mother really was,
and how almost every man in town tried to court her at
one time or another. Ezekiel Harley just happened to be
one of them. He also came from a very old and
well-respected family, which always helped in those
romantic situations, despite the eventual outcome. "It
just happened," said Joe, "It was just one of those,
what's you call? – Happenstances. So don't let anyone be
tellin' you any differently now. They just be lying;
showin' them ol' horns. Tain't nobody's fault! Zeke
just go away. And that's all there is to it. Shortly
after that," he said, dragging the red handkerchief
along his beading brow once more, "Daisy up and died."
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Elmo looked at the
ground, his heart hardening even as the tears swelled up
in his downcast eyes. "He killed her then," he silently
spoke, just loud enough for his uncle to hear
Joe stuffed the
handkerchief back in his trousers. "Well," the old man
responded, "You might say that, Elmo... But not me. No,
sir! I won't say that. I just say can't it's true. But
then again," he added with a long labored draw on his
pipe, "I can't say it ain't, either. I just don't know,
son."
"Zeke killed her!"
Elmo insisted, "And that's the truth – Ain't it, Uncle
Joe?"
"Killin's a mighty
pow'ful woid, son," admonished the frog, " – a serious
woid! And like I said... I don't knows if it's true or
not. And neither do you, boy. All I knows for sure is
that Zeke run away. Just like he said he would. Ain't
nobody surprised. Not even Daisy, I 'spose. She know.
She had to know. Ol' Zeke never did tell anyone where he
was goin'. Not me... not nobody! And I reckon he told me
just about everythin' back in those days. We was like
brudders, you know, me and Zeke – just like brudders!
All he says to me at the time is 'I gots to go away,
Joe. I gots to go.' You was just a lil' baby boy back
then, you know; maybe two or three years old. Just
beginnin' to talk! Zeke never tell me where he go. He
just puts on them ol' travelin' shoes, just like he said
he would, and he go. Foist he goes to Creekwood Green,
see? Lookin' for the man that done that ter'ble thing to
yo' momma, I 'spose."
"You mean that
white man, Uncle Joe?" Elmo wondered out loud, "...the
soldier man?"
"I reckon," Joe
replied, although he was never too sure about that,
either. "It was about that same time when Zeke changed
his name. Begins callin' his-self Cotton – Reginald
Cotton. Don't ask me why. He never told me. Never even
asked! – tho' I always 'spect it has sumpin' to do with
that Creek woman, the one they say he done moidered. The
Law, you know. And it's been his name ever since. Not
that I ever objected, of course. Shoot! it's just a name
– That's all. I was only tryin's to help. It's good
name, son," the old man added, as if Elmo had to be
reminded, "Cotton! Yes, sir. Done carried it mysef all
these seventy... seventy... well, let's just say I carries
it all my natural life; fo' as long as I can remember...
and that's a long time. And it's a name I was never
'shamed of. It's yo' momma's name, too; befo' she was
married, that is. She be my baby sister, you know. And
now it's yo' name. It was Daisy's idea. She didn't want...
well, let's just say she like the name – Elmo Cotton.
And so does I! So don't you be 'shamed of it, either.
You here?"
It was the only
name Elmo had ever know; the only once he answered to.
It was a name he was neither ashamed nor proud of;
although he couldn't say the same for his father,
Reginald Cotton, Zeke Harley, or whatever he called
himself. And he wasn't even ashamed of him. It was
beyond same. He was just angry; and that anger had only
grew over the years, festering inside him, some inner
turmoil slowly boiling like a pot of Harley beans on the
stove. The angry eventually trued to hatred; and the
hatred consumed him, to this very day. He could never
forgive him for what he did; to him, and especially his
poor mother who, even in her unfathomable grief, never
stopped loving him. It was a hatred he would take with
him to the grave, and beyond if that was at all
possible. And he would take his father with him, if
only...
"And that's the
last anyone sees of Reginald Cotton... and Zeke Harley,"
sighed the old man, running a crooked fingers over the
cold black stone, "Leastways here in Harley. But
sometimes it ain't so easy to run away," he cautioned,
"'specially when you's runnin' from the truth... like Zeke
was. News of his whereabouts crop up from time to time.
Say ol' Zeke took up with another woman, a white woman
from Creekwood Green. Some say he moidered her. I never
believe that tho'. No mo' than I believe he killed
Daisy. Zeke never do a thing like that. He just wasn't
that kind of man. But I reckon Zeke knew what he was
after. He always did have an eye fo' the womens, you
know; and it don't matter where they come from, or what
color they be. Not to Ezekiel Harley it don't. Heh – Heh
– Heh," he suddenly chuckled, the way old man often do
when reminiscing on old acquaintances they knew, or
thought they knew, so well. "It just don't matter to ol'
Zeke."
"I do to me..." replied Elmo.
It occurred to
the Joe Cotton that perhaps he'd gone too far. Maybe his
nephew wasn't ready for the truth. He thought about that
while caressing the face of the strange black stone Elmo
had placed in his lap earlier. He glanced down at it
more than once, occasionally scratching the smooth
parabolic surface with a thick yellow fingernail, as if
trying to find out what, if anything was inside of
it."Some folks say that Zeke and Annie was lovers," he
slowly began again. "Say they was gonna get married. But
I don't believe that. Things like that just don't
happen. Not then, not now; leastways, not around these
here parts. Not in Harley. Her kin folk wouldn't allow
it. Come to think of it... neither would ol' 'Rasmus!
ifin' he was still alive. Tain't natural. And besides,"
the old man exhaled, "it just ain't right. And I
coitainly don't believe he moidered that white woman
either; the way some folks say. I knows Zeke... and
whatever else he do – and what he did to yo' momma was a
ter'ble, ter'ble thing, mind you – he would never do
sumpin' like that," he cautiously added, neither ready,
willing or able, at least at that point, to accuse his
best friend and neighbor of the serious sins of adultery
and murder without any proof or evidence; especially not
in front of Daisy Cotton's orphaned son. It would only
make matters worse, Joe concluded; even if it was the
truth.
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"So that why he
runs away..." the Harlie concluded on his own, "Because of
some ol' white woman!" He couldn't help but notice that
as he spoke, his uncle's hand were shaking, the way
Mister Skinner's often did whenever he was nervous, or
scared; the way they appeared just before old deputy
went back into the tunnel that day on the mountain, just
before he died. Elmo wanted to say something about it
just then but knew there was nothing he could do to calm
the old man's nerves. Something was bothering him. It
showed, and not just in his trembling hand. And so, he
didn't even try. Besides, he didn't think it would be
proper, or polite. "Is you alright, Uncle Joe?" he just
had to ask anyway.
Joe smiled. And as
he did, his hands stopped shaking as it rested on top of
the stone. "There something else you should know about
Zeke," he said, a little reluctantly perhaps. "Like I
said befo', no one know where he go after that. Some
folks say they sees 'im in Ol' Port Fierce, down 'round
Shadytown Creekwood Green. Other folks spys him in
Creekwood Green. And that may be true. Because, well,
you see... Annie, the white woman, well, ain't nobody know
what happened to her, either. She disappeared... just like
that!" declared the old fly-catcher with a quick snap of
his big brown fingers; so quick, sudden and loud that it
threw Elmo's head back in a jolt, "Just like Zeke. There
was talk of moider. Some say Zeke done killed her, after
they run off together. Naturally, them Greens do most of
the talkin'; Harlies knowed better, of 'course. And
thems that knowed Zeke, like me fo' instance, know he
never do a thing like that. "Ol' Zeke, he do some mighty
foolish things in his life – done some bad things, too;
but he 'coitinly wasn't no moiderer. And I knows that
fo' a fact! But then again..." the old man sighed,
drowning, it would seem, in his own perspiration, "I
reckon nobody ever know fo' sho'... 'cept God."
"And the devil..."
Elmo replied. "He know."
The fly-catcher
shook his head.
"I'll find him,"
the Harlie insisted, thinking out loud on the front
steps of his uncle's porch, perhaps more hastily than he
should have at the time.
The frog replied:
"Not around 'chere you won't."
"Where then?"
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"I don't know,
son."
"I hate him," said
the Harlie, softly, but with no amount of uncertainty.
"Now what make you
go ahead and say a thing like that, Elmo?"
"I don't know,
Uncle Joe. It's just that...."
"Daisy wouldn't
like to hear you talk like that."
Elmo replied,
"She's dead... 'Member?"
Here the old man
paused as the chair came to a creaking halt. He knew all
along it was only a matter of time, and that sooner or
later it would all come down to this; although he still
wasn't exactly sure how he would handle it. As he
stopped to think about it, however, a lone horsefly just
happened to fly within his grasp.
It was big and
black, with a greenish tint boldly displayed on the tip
of its multi-eyed head. It was quick, too! Elmo noticed,
darting through the air like it knew exactly where it
was going at any given moment. In more ways than he
cared to remember, it reminded the Harlie of the firefly
that pestered Homer by the campfire that night. Only
this one appeared to have no intention of perishing in
the flame like some spirit in the night. This one looked
like it meant business, thought Elmo, whatever that was.
Joe knew it was
there along, of course; he'd been watching it for some
time now. He took a long deep draw from pipe, placed the
expired bowl on the arm of his chair, and blew a cloud
of intoxicating smoke in the general direction of the
horsefly. Then he waited.
Elmo looked on in
anticipation and amazement as the fated fly boldly
circled once or twice around the old man's head, coming
to a complete stop it would seem, in mid-air! where it
hovered for a brief and fatal moment just before,
before.....
In one effortless
motion – SWOOSH! Joe Cotton snatched up the insect in
mid-flight with a single swipe of his big brown paw. It
happened so fast, so quickly, and so silently, just like
always did, that if Elmo happened not to be looking
directly at it that very same second, he would have
missed it entirely. It happened just that fast, that
quick – Just like that! And then, as he did a hundred
times before, the Harlie sat and watched as his uncle
held the horsefly for a moment in a tightly closed fist.
He didn't even have to look. It was there. He knew it
was there. Elmo knew it was there. And so did the
horsefly. Only this time there appeared to be a slight
hesitation on his uncle's part to kill the unsuspecting
insect. His hand was shaking again. Elmo wasn't sure
why. Maybe, he thought, Joe Cotton was just
getting old, like he'd said earlier; or perhaps, he had
just become more merciful in his old age.
Never-the-less, Joe Cotton crushed the last bit of life
from the insect in one long and loving squeeze – the
death grip. He then let the lifeless body fall
silently to the ground. "It's the smoke..." Joe insisted,
striking a Lucifer match-head across the rough naked
palm his hand and re-igniting the little white bowl,
"Gets 'em every the time. They just can't resist it.
Slows 'em down, you know."
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went the rocking chair once more, as if nothing had
happened that hadn't happened a thousand times before.
It seemed that Joe Cotton had made up his mind by then.
After hearing everything his nephew had told him,
suspecting some of it might not be as true as he would
have preferred, he pulled the pipe from his lips and
said in that familiar frog-tone voice, "And now you has
to go away, Elmo."
At first, Elmo
wasn't quite sure to make his uncle's last statement.
There was something disturbing about it. It just didn't
sound right; not like his Uncle Joe anyway. And it
didn't seem to make sense either. Go away...? When? Now?
It didn't really sound like a request. Was it an order?
Or maybe, he thought, the old man just tired and simply
asking him to leave. Perhaps he wanted to take a nap,
the way old men sometimes do, especially after a long
talk and a long smoke. But sill... 'And now you has to
go away, Elmo'. It just didn't boil the beans, as they
say in Harley. It was the first time his uncle ever
asked him to leave. It never happened before. Harley was
his home. And Uncle Joe was the only kin he had; the
closest thing to a real father he could ever imagine;
besides Homer Skinner, that is. Go away? But then,
gazing deep into the keen crows-feet eyes of the old
fly-catching frog, Elmo suddenly realized what his uncle
was trying to tell him that day, as much as he didn't
want to, and in his own unambiguous way. He was simply
telling his nephew the truth.
"Just like Zeke?"
Elmo suggested.
The old frog
nodded. "Just like Zeke..." Joe reminded his nephew that
day, realizing, of course, there was really no other
way. "And here, take this damn thing with you," he
further instructed, handing the Motherstone back to his
bewildered nephew.
Elmo was strangely
relieved that his uncle gave the stone back to him.
Somehow he was thinking that he might not; not at that
moment anyway, and not so easily. Naturally, he had to
ask: "What is it, Uncle Joe?"
The old man looked
down at it one last time. " – A stone!" he curiously
smiled, "What else?" And as he said it – SWOOSH! Out
shot the big black cannonball as another fated fly fell
into the killing embrace of the famous fly-catcher,
"It's yours..."
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Chapter Three
The Raccoon and the Sheriff
THE MEN OF HARLEY worked in plain patched overalls and not
much else, driving their horse driven plows through the
silty soil and muck that so sustained their meager way
of life. The women gathered the indigenous crop, known
as Harley beans, in long white aprons, their red
kerchief heads bobbing through the beanstalks as their
children ran barefoot beside them holding on to the
innocence and ignorance of youth for a few short years
before they too were wearing patched overall, long white
aprons, and working the fields of Harley just like their
parents.
The weeks passed
slowly, too slowly for the sharecropper. The work was
hard, especially that time of year when there was both
harvesting and plowing going on, the latter in
preparation for next year's spring planting, and little
time to do it. There had been a lack of rain all that
year; and so, the current crop was meager, of poorer
quality than usual, and with a very low yield. The only
consolation was the fact that there would be less
harvesting to do, which would afford Elmo a little more
time to plant his cover crop of cabbage that winter and,
perhaps, get a few other things done around the farm
he'd been neglecting for the last three years. He'd also
planted some barley and rye earlier that year and, with
a little bit of luck, he might even be able to brew a
little ale. He could sure use some.
Elmo had been
finding it difficult to concentrate on his work as of
lately. Not that driving a plow behind a slow and
obstinate mule demanded any measure of intellectual
capacity; it's just that Elmo had other things on his
mind to consider; like what his uncle had told him on
his front porch not too long ago; not to mention a
sheriff by the name of John Townsend who'd been asking
questions about him. He tried not to think about it too
much, even though he'd already made up him mind on one
aspect of his predicament. He would have to leave
Harley, for a little while anyway; he just couldn't
decide when.
Sometimes, like
today for instance, he wondered why he continued to work
at all. He didn't have to look further than his own
front door for the answer. It was his family, of course,
Nadine and the boy. If not for them, thought the
sharecropper on more than one occasion, he would've left
Harley a long time ago; and he probably wouldn't come
back. But it was a little more complicated than that. He
still had seven more years of farming left on his
contract; and somewhere, in Isaiah Armstrong's house,
there was a piece of paper with the initials 'E.C.'
scribbled on the bottom that said so. The last thing
Elmo Cotton needed was more trouble with the Law. But he
suspected it was already on its way. And he really
didn't think there was anything Joe Cotton could say, or
do, to change any of that, no matter what he knew about
the sheriff.
Three weeks had
passed since the sharecropper returned home from the
mountain, and already rumors were spreading around town
about a certain Harlie and a number of missing Creekmen.
One was more incredible than the other, and no two were
ever quite the same, varying in details that no one,
except maybe the Harlie himself, could have known or
predicted; and, of course, they all swore it was the
truth. One version of that 'truth' was that Homer
Skinner had found what he was looking for: the gold he'd
spoken of often enough with such a wide and varying
audience; and that he and his suspicious companions blew
up the old mine after finding the tainted treasure and
fled out west to spend their ill-gotten gain in secret
squander. Another rumor, which was actually close to the
truth, was that they were all dead, and that Elmo
Cotton, the Harlie, had something to do with it;
although no one could actually say exactly what that was
or how he might have been involved in the crime.
Obviously, there was no evidence to support the
allegation (not yet, anyway), no motive; and the
certainly wasn't any gold. Unless, of course...
But Elmo Cotton
was just as poor as ever, or so it seemed; and why in
the world would he still be hitched to the back of a
mule if he did find the gold? It just didn't boll the
beans. But that didn't stop the suspicion, the lies, or
the gossip. There were other stories as well, some
involving the consumption of human flesh, which were too
(pardon the pun) difficult to digest. The one thing they
all had in common, however, was that they all included
the name Elmo Cotton; it seemed to come up each and
every time, in one way or another. And the rumors didn't
stop at the Iron Gates of Harley. Word quickly spread
for miles around that there were a number of men from
Creekwood Green looking for a young, light-skinned
Harlie with blue eyes; and one of them just happened to
be Sheriff John Townsend.
It was Mrs.
Skinner who had first noticed her husband's unusual long
absence, and brought it to the sheriff's attention
shortly after he'd failed to return from his last trip
into the mountains. It wasn't uncommon for Homer to be
gone for a week or two, especially that time of year
when the weather was more to his liking. But after three
weeks had passed she'd became understandably suspicious,
and maybe a little worried. And so, she promptly went to
the authorities: in this case the Sheriff of Creekwood
County, Mister John Townsend, and his deputies.
There was a
search, of course; the results of which were still
pending investigation and being kept secret for 'reasons
of public safety' according to the sheriff. They came
back with only one dead body; and it wasn't Homer's.
There was no sign of what'd happened to Mister Skinner
or any of the others, including four horsemen, a large
Negro and his Indian companion who'd last been seen
riding North West out of Harley in the company of a
red-bearded army officer. And with no evidence to prove
otherwise they were all, with the sole exception of Elmo
Cotton, presumed either dead or missing, or both. There
was no such presumption in regard to Colonel Horace
'Rusty' Horn, however. He was indeed dead. There was no
mistake about it. It was confirmed not only by his
uniform, but by a large hole in Red-Beard's chest that
Lester Cox, the Creekwood coroner, attributed to being
the most likely cause of death; although, without a
weapon, it was something he couldn't prove it in a court
of law. But he did manage to stitch up the gaping wound
in Red-Beard's chest, even though it really wasn't
necessary for the funeral. The one thing he couldn't do,
however, was get the colonel's eyes to close. He tried
every trick in the book (Standard Techniques In Funerals
and Formaldehydes – otherwise known as S.T.I.F.F. ) but
nothing seemed to work. Not even the tried and true
pennies placed on the eyes! They simply wouldn't stay
put. 'Oh well...' Lester was overheard by one of his
assistant's that dark day in the mortuary, 'better a
blind saint than a seeing sinner'. The body was laid to
rest in Creekwood Green, at a cemetery reserved for dead
and forgotten soldiers. An old army chaplain said the
Eulogy. He was buried in the same bloody uniform he was
wearing on top of the mountain where he was found with a
hole in his chest. There was no flag. There were no
flowers. Only a headstone that simply read: Colonel
Horace 'Rusty' Horn – Soldier. There was also a coffin...
and, of course, a money back guarantee.
Naturally, there
were many questions. Not only had Mister Horace Horn
been an officer in the United States army, a colonel by
all official reckoning; but he also happened to be
related, if not by blood than at least by marriage (not
his own, of course; there was just no written record
that Horace had ever married or fathered any children)
to one of the oldest and most prominent families in the
territory – the Odies. 'Might be a matter for the
military...' sheriff Townsend suggested at the time,
hoping, perhaps, to let the government handle the
controversial case rather than having to adjudicate it
himself. Military tribunals were not only more discreet,
he was keen to realize, they were quicker too! And with
all the Odies and Horns to consider, it probably wasn't
such a bad idea; especially since the Horn boys (Rusty
was actually one of five brothers) were to known to take
the Law into their own ruthless hands from time to time
and ask questions later. Fortunately, or unfortunately
(depending on what side of the Law you're on, I suppose)
it's not always that easy to get answers from a dead
man.
It was suspected
that the Harlie might know something about what had
actually happened, especially since he was the only one
to return from the mountain that day. Against her own
better judgment, but upon the advice of her in-laws,
Mrs. Skinner testified seeing her husband ride off in
the direction of Harley the morning he'd disappeared
along with the red bearded colonel and a few others,
some of which she had recognized. She just assumed that
Elmo would be going with them, even though she'd warned
her husband not to involve the Cotton's in any of his
'crazy schemes'. She turned out to be right, of course.
And when the body of Colonel Horace 'Rusty' Horn, also
known as 'Red-Beard', was found up in the hills with a
hole in his chest large enough to rule out any accident,
folks naturally became suspicious. They began asking
questions, and looking in the general direction of
Harley for answers. It happened just like Joe Cotton
said it would.
People talk; they
always do, especially in Harley where reading and
writing skills were about as rare as hens' teeth and
just as scarce. At first Elmo shrugged it all off as
rumor and gossip. How would they know? How could they?
They weren't there? Even he was never quite sure of
what'd actually happened that day on top of the
mountain, the events of which at times seemed more like
a bad dream he would just as soon forget. And he was
there! Perhaps that's why he had so much trouble
remembering them. Or maybe he was just 'showin' his
horns' again, as his uncle suggested. Either way, he
tried not to think about it. Besides, he'd other things
on his mind, including the sheriff and his deputies who
were lately seen riding right up to the Iron Gates of
Harley, stopping just short of making an arrest, it
would seem. And there was still plenty of work to do
around the farm.
In little time it
was understood all around the territories that a man
from Harley shot dead a man from Creekwood Green
somewhere in the vicinity of the Silver Mountains, Mount
Wainwright to be more specific, and that the sheriff was
looking for a young Harlie named Elmo Cotton. It came as
little or no surprise, to anyone, including the Harlie
himself who knew, in his own dreadful heart, that it was
just a matter of time.
To mitigate
suspicion, it would seem, the sharecropper merely
laughed when he first heard the news from his wife,
hoping that his own callous indifference would put to
rest any doubts she might be entertaining at the time
regarding his own involvement, which he himself still
wasn't sure of. But at times like these, the Harlie's
cavalier attitude sometimes worked against him. Nadine
Cotton may've only been a simple farm girl, and naïve in
many ways of the segregated world she knew so little of;
but she could be shrewd and resourceful when need be,
and knew when something wasn't quite right, as most
women do in serious situations that naturally awaken
those maternal instincts they are famous for, especially
when it concerns their children. It was obvious that
something was bothering her husband ever since he came
back down from the mountain. It was even more obvious
that he'd been avoiding her lately. Marrying Elmo Cotton
may not have been the smartest thing Nadine Simpson ever
did, but it was certainly wasn't the dumbest, or the
worst. She loved her husband, and he loved her; although
at times he could be strangely quiet, alone in thoughts
she'd could never understand and had long since stopped
trying to unravel. It seemed there were just some places
a farm girl could not go. Not that she really wanted to,
of course; it as just one of those things her parents
warned her about before they were married. That's
another thing about farm girls – they seldom listen to
their parents, at last when it comes to farm-boys and
marriage.
There were
things Elmo never told his wife that were, for the most
part, of little or no consequence, he imagined; things
that would only have embarrassed him and made her angry,
if he did. 'Don't worry 'bout it...' he would often say
when, after a long hard day behind the plow, his wife
would meet him at the door, worn and weary, and with
'all the troubles in the world' resting on her slender
shoulders. That's when he began staying out late at
night, and not always in the fields, much to his wife's
concern. 'Mens is sometimes like that' her mother once
told her. But this was different. Nadine knew when
something was wrong. She could tell by the way her
husband tried to laugh it all off, as if nothing were
wrong, at least nothing that wouldn't eventually go
away, on its own, '... the way it came', as General George
Washington once said of the virus he contracted one
fateful evening while surveying the cold damp hills of
Mount Vernon, and the one that eventually killed the old
warhorse. Elmo pretended not to notice his wife's cold
probing stare. It was a look he had seen before, and one
he'd been exposed to ever since he returned. It was
difficult to avoid and almost impossible to escape. It
was the look any farmer could relate to, especially if
they were married to farm girls who knew enough about
farm-boys to know better. And it always made him
uncomfortable: like he'd just done something bad, or
wrong; or even worse, if he'd done something
'Bad-wrong!' which, as we all know, is something you
just don't want to do, whether you live on the farm or
in the city. It was a look Elmo was familiar with,
typically accompanied by a disdainful verbal admonition,
a choice of words only a farm girl would know, that made
him even more uneasy. But Nadine Cotton was an
understanding and loving woman; and the warnings,
although administered for the Harlie's own good, was
never meant to hurt, only protect. If she really wanted
to hurt him, she could do that, too; as any farm girl
with a frying pan and broomstick can tell you.
It wasn't until
his wife came home in tears one day that Elmo finally
realized that he was in serious trouble. She was crying,
it seemed, on account of some gossip she'd been exposed
to at Ike's general store that day concerning not only
her husband's indictment in the matter of the deceased
army officer, but his most certain conviction. 'Just a
matter of time...' she happened to overhear Mrs. Myrick
telling Mrs. Dixon in a most un-neighborly and
unnecessary way. 'I always knew that Elmo was up to no
good!' the widow Furley butted in, even though she lived
clear on the other side of Harley, miles from the Cotton
farm, and only came into Ike's store every other
Saturday just to hear the latest gossip. And then there
were the men who, in more ways than one, could be just
bad as the women when it came to such innuendo. 'Them
Creek peoples won't be satisfied 'til they see a Harlie
swingin' on the Redstone and dancin' in they sky.
Humph!' as the store clerk insensitively observed that
same day, right in front of Elmo's own wife, as he ran
his greasy dirty fingers through the pickle barrel.
Hanging from the end of a rope, which was the usual
punishment for murder and other capital offenses, was
what he really should have said. But he didn't have to;
everyone knew exactly what he meant, including the
sharecropper's wife.
"But the gun just
went off..." Elmo tried to convince his wife that day,
just as he did his Uncle Joe a few days earlier. He
often wondered how much more difficult it would be to
convince a judge, or a jury. He'd been down this road
before, it seemed; and he still had the scars to prove
it. Only this time there were eight men involved – not
just one with a broken leg who probably deserved a whole
lot worse than he got – and six of them were white. One
was dead. He didn't think anyone would believe him, and
wished by then he'd listened to his wife after all and
not have gone off with Homer and the others. But most of
all, he wished that he'd never heard of the names
Red-Beard, Rusty, or Colonel Horace Horn. Maybe Ike was
right, he said to himself: "Should'a stayed on the farm...
where I belongs."
And what did he
have to show for it? Certainly not any gold; not even
five dollars, which was all he ever wanted anyway; and
that was just to buy Nadine the new bathtub she'd been
wanting ever since...well, ever since the incident with
the Urinator. To this day, she still refused to use the
same tub Dick Dilworth peed in, even after Elmo had
scrubbed it clean with lye soap and acid. She chose
instead to bath over at Mrs. Dixon's house next door,
which was actually more than a mile away. But it was
worth the effort, as any self-respecting farm girl would
agree, especially if you knew Dick Dilworth. It was
during one of those daily visits that Sherman Dixon
accidently saw her undressing in the tub which, until
this very day, Mrs. Dixon still has doubts about. More
than once the Harlie told his wife that she was just
acting foolish. Maybe she was. Maybe she wasn't. It was
something only a woman would, and could, understand, as
he himself finally came to realize. And the old tub was
still there, next to the kitchen door, right where it
had always been! Nadine wouldn't allow him to move it.
It was a farm girl's way of reminding her husband of
what a terrible thing it was that happened to her, and
perhaps getting him to buy her a new one in the process.
The truth of the matter was that ever since the incident
occurred, Elmo never felt comfortable bathing in it
either, but, unlike his modest wife, would never ask to
use another man's bathtub. It just wasn't... right! In
fact, whenever he did take a bath at home, which wasn't
nearly as often as he should have, as far as Nadine was
concerned, the Harlie dirt farmer was only reminded of
little Dick Dilworth, currently deceased, and how badly
he needed a new bathtub. All he needed now was five
dollars to buy a new one. But he didn't even have that.
All he had to show for himself was and the strange black
he'd brought back down from the mountain, the
Motherstone, which he still thought to be of some value,
although he didn't know how much. He kept it hidden
(where else?) under the old bathtub where he knew for
certain Nadine Cotton would never find it, simply
because it was the last place in the world she would
ever look – for anything!
He would sometimes
sneak out of the bed, late at night when he knew his
wife was sleeping under the covers, just to look at it.
It never changed, not like it did that one time on the
mountain. It was as black and dull as the day he lifted
it from the hands of the dead man, and just as
worthless, despite whatever Colonel Horn saw in that day
that made him want it so badly. It was, after all, just
a plain, simple, and quite ordinary looking, stone. And
it was black. There was nothing special about it; at
least nothing Elmo could see, or tell. There were no
more lights, no more lines, no more sounds or colors, no
more images – no life! And there were definitely no more
pictures moving inside as they once did when it sprang
to life up on the mountain that day. Not like before.
Presently, the stone was nothing more than a simple
round inorganic object, as black as the back of
Sherman's hand, Elmo imagined, and as dead as the man
who he once held it.
He hadn't exactly
figured out what it was yet; but still, he reckoned it
must be worth something... to somebody. Otherwise, why all
the fuss and bother? And why did Red-Beard want it so
badly? It was enough to kill for; that much he was sure
of. But was it enough to die for? Surely, it must be
worth something, the Harlie kept telling himself. He
wished Homer was still alive to help him; the old man
always knew about these sorts of things.
* * *
THEN ONE DAY, just as Joe Cotton predicted, the sheriff came
riding into town on a tall gray mare. He found Elmo
working in the fields, as usual, behind his mule and
terraplane.
Sheriff John
Townsend as a fair man, just like Uncle Joe said he was;
and he was willing, or so it seemed, to hear the
sharecropper out. Elmo told the sheriff everything he
knew about what'd happened that day up in the mountains,
leaving out only a few minor details he thought to be of
little use or consequence. He figured that they were
nobody's business but his own, and, in the larger scope
of things, really didn't matter anyway.
The two men talked
for a while, with the sharecropper doing most of the
taking and the lawman doing most of the listening. He
seemed satisfied with Elmo's account of what happened,
or, more specifically, what didn't happen; but he was
still troubled over a few other things; and it showed.
Elmo could see it in his eyes. They talked some more.
"The gun just went
off," Elmo told the sheriff that day, just as he already
told his uncle and his wife. And other than that, there
was really nothing left for him to say.
John Townsend
might've left it at that, but there was something in the
Harlie's apology that made him suspicious; and so, he
thought he'd talk to the sharecropper a little more
about it. "You're Joe Cotton's boy. Ain't you, son?"
"He's my uncle,"
said Elmo, even though he couldn't see how that really
mattered.
"Good man, Joe,"
mused the sheriff. "Good farmer too! Used to buy my
beans from him; a while ago, back when he was
sharecropping. Harley beans, you know. Good stuff! A
little hard on the digestion... but mighty tasty." The
sheriff of Creekwood County had a way of talking in
short, quick sentences that made him sound very serious
at times, the way lawmen often do; but in a reassuring
sort of way.
It was always
customary for Harlies not to talk personal matters with
anyone from Creekwood Green, and visa-versa,
particularly when it concerned matters involving the Law
and other Harlies, and especially not to the sheriff or
any of his deputies. It was just one of those things, I
suppose; it was to be expected. Without being asked to,
and feeling just a little bit guilty about leaving out
certain parts of what had actually happened, Elmo
repeated his apology. "The gun just went off...."
As he'd done on
previous occasions, and perhaps more out of habit than
anything else, Elmo reached for the top of his head to
see if his horns were showing – again. They were not, of
course; but that didn't necessarily mean he was being
entirely truthful, as the sheriff was just then
beginning to suspect. He pulled his hand away just in
time, pretending instead to scratch his nose.
As far as Sheriff
John was concerned self-defense would be a reasonable
and logical enough explanation for what probably
happened, in view of the circumstances and if, in fact,
Mister Cotton was defending himself at the time. After
all, Red-Beard was shot in the chest, not in the back,
which would only support the Harlie's argument, if you
can call it that. Whether or not he was actually guilty
of murder was something for a judge, and perhaps a jury,
to decide reckoned the sheriff; even though Elmo hadn't
really admitting to any such crime just yet – The gun
just went off. But of course, guns normally just don't
'go off' by themselves, he was also was quick to
observe; but never-the-less, it does happen from
time to time, and for any number of reasons, mostly
mechanical, although he just couldn't recall anyone
actually using it as an excuse in a murder trial.
Someone had to pull the trigger. And if not the Harlie –
Then who?
The sheriff knew
Colonel Horn from previous encounters, and found it
difficult to believe that anyone, especially a poor
young sharecropper like this one, could have taken
Red-Beard down so easily, and with just one shot. In
fact, it was difficult to imagine that one round could
bring Red-Beard down at all. It was a gunshot wound,
apparently, that had killed the colonel. He was hit in
the chest, at about twelve paces according to the
coroner, Lester Cox, which means he probably knew the
man who killed him. It was a direct hit, but shotgun
wounds are not always fatal; and the resilient colonel
had survived much worse, thought the sheriff, mostly
during the war, not to mention getting shot to pieces
once on the battlefield and sown back together in some
diabolical fashion. Colonels just don't down that
easily. John Townsend had personally put a bullet in
Rusty's leg when he was actually gunning for another
outlaw named Alvin Webb who just happened to be riding
with the red bearded colonel that day. At the time, he
thought he hit the wrong mark; now he wasn't so sure.
Maybe the gun did
just 'go off', as the sharecropper so adamantly
protested, thought Sheriff John Townsend. But that
didn't explain everything; and there were a few things
he hadn't told the Harlie yet; things which could, and
would, make a difference in his trial, if that's what it
finally came to. There was always a chance, and maybe
even a good one, that Elmo Cotton wasn't telling the
truth, or at least not the whole truth which, as any
judge or prosecuting attorney will tell you, is just as
bad, or even worse; to which a good defense attorney
would surely object. But until he could prove otherwise,
or come up with evidence against him, Sheriff John
Townsend knew that he would have to give the Harlie the
benefit of the doubt, which was more than anyone else in
Creekwood County was willing to give him, and more than
he actually deserved under the fatal circumstances. It
was the only fair thing to do. There was already talk of
a lynching; and the ones talking the loudest were the
ones that knew the least, as they typically do in these
situations, about the Law.
Sheriff Townsend
considered the case still under investigation and
pending for the moment. There were no charges filed, and
nothing he could hold the Harlie on; and so, he did
nothing, for the time being anyway. Besides, Mister Elmo
Cotton hadn't committed any serious crimes as of lately,
aside from beating another young man and breaking his
leg, which Sheriff John always considered a miscarriage
of justice. Having made the initial arrest in the case
of Dilworth Vs. Cotton, he was well aware of
circumstances surrounding the crime, including
trespassing (even though the land technically belong to
Ike Armstrong, which didn't seem to help in the Harlie's
defense) and urinating on private property; in Elmo's
case, his wife's bathtub, which John Townsend found even
more offensive, along with a most of the women on the
jury that day. But breaking a man's leg is a serious
offense, not to mention the beating he also sustained,
especially in Creekwood Green where the trial actually
took place, and particularly in front of an all white
jury. 'Just one of the things...' was all Sheriff John
could say at the end of a long hot summer's day. He
always considered the sentence a little hash, then and
now, and had a sympathetic eye for Harlies ever since,
especially this on particular Harlie, Elmo Cotton, who
seemed to have more than his share of bad luck. Joe
Cotton was right, the sharecropper couldn't help but
wonder: John Townsend was a 'fair man'.
Legally, however,
he should have brought Elmo in for questioning; at least
it would have given the appearance that he was doing his
job. But even that would not be enough for some folks.
John Townsend had always believed that the Harlie bean
farmer was treated unfairly for his previous offense,
and that he'd already been punished enough for a crime
that surely would've been excused, or at least mitigated
to some extent, by more a more lenient jury and those
with less prejudicial minds. 'Hell's hounds!' he barked
out loud at the time of Elmo's brief but humiliating
incarceration, 'I would've shot the little bastard
myself...' Sheriff Townsend knew Dick Dilworth was a
troublemaker from the start, as were most young men who
associated themselves with the likes of Alvin Webb and
the tobacco-spitting surveyor to whom he was
sporadically employed and presumed dead as well by then,
and probably had it coming. But he didn't deserve to
die, if, in fact, what the Harlie was telling him was
the truth. And neither did the others, including Colonel
Horace Horn who, as far as sheriff Townsend was
concerned, should have been the prime suspect in the
case, if not for the fact that he was already dead,
along with the seven others who, as a matter of
protocol, were still officially listed as missing.
"Too bad about
Homer," lamented the sheriff with an affectionate sigh
of respect. "We were friends. I saw his wife – I mean,
his widow – Mrs. Skinner, only yesterday. She's not
taking it too well, you know. Gettin' on in years, poor
woman. Mrs. O'Brien was with her over at the house, the
carpenter's wife. Looked mighty upset. Such a pretty
young woman, too, considering..."
Elmo noted the
sheriff's use of the words was and widow.
He suspected that Mister Townsend knew he wasn't telling
the truth, at least not all of it; and it made him
anxious. He was also feeling sorry for the women,
especially Mrs. Skinner who he was always very fond of,
despite of what she told the sheriff. He hadn't talked
to her since he returned, and wondered if he should. But
what could he say? He was afraid that she would blame
him for Homer not coming home; and he just didn't think
he could bear that. "I'm sorry 'bout that," he said to
the sheriff; and he meant it, too. "Mister O'Brien was a
friend of mine." There was nothing else to say.
"I liked Hector,"
John continued, pushing up the brim of Stetson to get a
better look at this unusual looking Harlie, "...fixed my
roof once. Hell of a carpenter! What's that they called
him...Oh yes! The Hammer. Good name for a good man.
Married that pretty young girl too! Oh, well. She'll
find another, I reckon. They always do, you know. I
heard there's a child involved, a boy. Didn't know ol'
Hector had it in him! Too bad. The others left no wives
or children behind, if I'm not mistaken."
He wasn't. As it
were, they were all, except for Homer and Hector, dyed-
in- the- wool bachelors with no immediate families to
speak of; at least, not they were aware of or would
freely admit to. If either Sam or his Indian companion
had entered into the sacred Institution marriage, in
whatever form it may have presented itself to either of
the two practicing pagans, or if they had any kin at all
that might be wondering what had happened to them by
now, no one knew; and no seemed one care. As far as the
Law was concerned, they were merely statistics; and not
very important ones at that.
"Well, maybe I'm
getting a little ahead of myself," stated the sheriff
with a hint of friendly optimism. "I hope so. But you
never know... not until we find the bodies," he added
while eyeing the Harlie for any sign of retreat from his
earlier statement.
Elmo showed no
such sign of revising or editing his story at that
point. And except for occasionally reaching up to touch
the imaginary horns sprouting from his head, he was
feeling guiltless as a newly born baby. "Mister Skinner
was my friend," the Harlie tried to explain." It was the
truest thing he'd said that day.
"Homer was a good
ol' boy," agreed the sheriff. "And so was that fellow
with the mustache, Smiley – a surveyor, I think. I don't
rightly know too much about the others tho'."
Actually, the
sheriff was showing some horns of his own that day; he
had his reasons. You see, John Townsend did, in fact,
know a great deal more about the others than he was
admitting to just then, particularly about the man they
called Red-Beard and his outlaw accomplice, Alvin Webb.
He was supposed to know. That was his job; that's what
he got paid for. He'd been watching them both for quite
some time now. He'd known Rusty Horn for a number of
years, and considered him a dangerous individual; others
in his profession went so far as to declare the renegade
colonel insane, especially after what had happened on
the battlefield. There was talk of rape; but that was
many years ago, and nothing ever came of it anyway.
Alvin Webb, on the other hand, was just plain stupid.
And when you combine stupid and dangerous...well, reckoned
the sheriff of Creekwood County that day, you had a fine
recipe for disaster.
John Townsend was
very much aware of Red-Beard's infamous past and
traitorous activities, as well as his frequent trips
into Eulogy to meet with others if his ilk, like Alvin
Webb for instance. Naturally, he suspected foul play
whenever the names Horn and Webb were spliced together.
'Scofflaws', he called them. 'Bad apples!' was another
expression often associated with the pitiful pair, which
only gave further credence to the Elmo's incredible
story. But none of that seemed to matter. They were just
opinions. And Mister Townsend wasn't paid for his
opinions, only arrests. Besides, he was only concerned
about the fact, as most lawmen are if they're honest and
good. Sheriff John would get his man, or men (or woman
for that matter – all things being equal in the unbiased
eyes of the Law) sooner or later; preferably sooner. It
was his job. It's what he got paid for. What happened
after that didn't matter; it was none his concern;
although he'd always thought he might make an exception
in the case of Colonel Horn and Alvin Webb, whose nooses
he would've gladly knotted if, in fact, fate hadn't
stepped in, denying him of that ambitious endeavor by
disposing of them first. He knew something was up
because they'd been too quiet, and he hadn't heard much
about them lately. But he didn't say anything just then;
he didn't want to alarm Elmo by telling him too much at
once; and he didn't want to spook him, either. Running
away would only make matters worse – for both of them,
he warily imagined.
The facts would
speak for themselves. And then it would be up to the a
judge and a jury, just as it was not too long ago when a
young Harlie bean farmer was tied to a tree, beaten like
a dog, and thrown into a prison of petrified wood for
doing what any other man would have done under similar
circumstances, if not more. It still bothered him. And
if you were to ask the sheriff of Creekwood County
exactly what a criminal looks like at that time,
meaning, of course: is he more likely to be black or
white? Sheriff John would have merely shrugged his
shoulders while cleaning the barrel of his famous
six-guns and said: 'Don't rightly know, son... But I knows
one when I sees one. And I damn sure don't see no
criminal here,' he would just as well have added in
defense of a poor young Harlie named Elmo Cotton.
But the jury
didn't necessarily agree. And they wouldn't agree this
time either; if, in fact, that's what it came to. Elmo
Cotton would be guilty as sin, just like before, despite
the lack of any evidence against him. And there was
nothing he, Joe Cotton, the sheriff, or anyone could do
about it. There were just some things that never changed
in Harley, or Creekwood Green. The only difference would
be the penalty. This was not just about breaking the leg
of some white boy he found in peeing in a bathtub. No.
This was murder. This was serious business. This was how
widows and orphans were made. And Elmo knew it.
"You're sure not
making my job any easier, son," spoke the sheriff,
taking on a more serious view of the matter at hand.
"But the gun just
went off," repeated the sharecropper, as honestly as
possible, just like he did a hundred times before, it
seemed; and even though it wasn't really necessary
anymore.
"Maybe Rusty
finally got what was coming to him," Sheriff John
concluded, "Maybe not. How the hell should I know? I
ain't no Judge. Never liked him much myself. S'been a
burr in my saddle ever since I took this damn job. Same
goes for Webb. Bad apples. Both of 'em!"
Naturally, the
Harlie couldn't agree more, but thought it best not to
offer any opinions at that time. He knew he was
innocent. And that was enough – for now.
But the lawman was
willing to go a little further than that. "You know," he
said, "it may not be my place to say so, but I'll say it
anyway. I don't think you killed Horn, son. And if you
really want to know the truth, I just don't think you
have it in you."
It was the first
time the sheriff, or any other white man as far as he
could tell, had called him son. And he said it so
matter-of-factly that Elmo almost believed him. The
Harlie was suddenly feeling a little better than he did
only a moment ago, knowing that Sheriff Townsend was
just as suspicious of the man they called Red-Beard as
he was at one time. It probably didn't mean much; but at
least it was a good sign. Perhaps Uncle Joe was right,
he tried to convince himself... about John Townsend
anyway.
"But don't be
getting the wrong idea, Mister Cotton," said the
sheriff, dismounting his horse for the first time that
day, like he may have decided to stay just a little
while longer. "It's not that I believe everything you
just told me; because, frankly, I don't. It's just that
I don't think it's probable that you killed the
colonel... Possible maybe; but not probable. I know
about these things, son."
There it was
again, Elmo thought to himself: ' – Son'
"That's my job. I
knew Rusty. Knew who he was, where he came from, and
what he was capable of. Besides," added the sheriff,
eyeing the sharecropper with a discriminating squint
that spoke of many years of chasing down desperadoes in
the desert sun and putting them either behind bars, or
six feet under, "like I said before, I just don't think
you got it in you, boy. Rusty wouldn't let you do it...
and neither would Red-Beard," he winked, hinting that he
was well aware of Mister Horn's unique psychological
profile which he'd found disturbing and well as
dangerous. "He wouldn't have allowed it to happen."
Although he really
didn't want to, and for reasons he couldn't explain, the
Harlie was just about to agree with the sheriff's latest
observations and leave it at that; but he didn't. He
felt dismissed; as if he'd somehow just been insulted.
And he was probably right. But it went a little deeper
than that. You see, whether or not he had actually
killed Red-Beard was no longer the issue, at least not
at the moment; the fact that he was incapable of doing
so, however, was. It was simply a matter of pride, ego,
self-respect; something all men, whether they want to
acknowledge it or not, are always aware of. And even if
he didn't kill the infamous outlaw, there was no reason
(at least none that the Harlie could think of) that said
he couldn't have if, in fact, that's what he really
wanted to do. He had the chance; like the time when he
approached the sleeping red giant with murder on his
mind and fire in his hand. And he would've done it too!
If not for...
And here the
Harlie was more uncertain than ever about what really
happened that day in the mountains. "The gun just went
off," he whispered once more, almost wishing he'd pulled
the trigger himself. And was that so difficult to
believe? he further imagined, looking straight up at the
mounted sheriff. After all, he had the chance and he had
the motive, he even had the weapon: Red-beard's own
revolver! He also had a damn good reason – to stay
alive. And there was no one there to stop him, either.
In fact, now that he thought about it, the only thing
that prevented him from doing what the sheriff said was
so impossible was the stone itself, the Motherstone.
That's when it
happened, he suddenly remembered. It came alive. Just
like that! All he had to do was light the fuse and run
like hell. Just like Rusty did earlier inside the
tunnel. "Should'a just killed the sum'bitch..." Elmo
mouthed, loud enough for the sheriff to hear. Indeed, it
would've been the easiest thing in the world to do. As
easy as... 'as falling off a log', as Little Dick Dilworth
would've said, if he was still alive to say it, imaged
the Harlie, almost as if the young man was standing
right there at that very moment, on the other side of a
bow-saw. It's not so hard to kill a man... it's done all
the time. It was something Elmo wished he'd done
himself, if for no other reason than to prove to the
skeptical lawman that, when it came to killing a man: a
Harlie, even a poor dumb dirt farmer like himself, could
be just as good, or bad, as any Creekman. Hell! Maybe
even better! And considering the fact that Harlies, and
Negroes in general, always have more to prove than
anyone else anyway– Well then, who better to do the
killing? Especially if that means killing Creeks,
Crackers, Greens, whites, colonels, Red-Beards, or
whatever the hell you want to call them.
But before the
sharecropper could defend himself any further or express
what he was feeling at the time, even if that meant
confessing to a crime he may, or may not, have committed
just to prove a point, the sheriff rejoined, "Just don't
see how... But that don't matter," he quickly added for
the sake of justice. "What's done is done. The man's
dead. Some say you killed him, son. And that's all there
is to it."
Suddenly, the
Harlie didn't seem so brave; the truth can sometimes
does that to a man. So, he just stood there in back of
his mule and plow, wishing by then that sheriff John
Townsend would just go away.
"And don't get me
wrong, boy," warned the sheriff, staring down the Harlie
with those Chinese eyes; the kind of eyes cowboys
sometimes exhibit whenever they squint in the mid-day
sun, making them look even more serious than usual,
"Nothing I just told you changes anything. To tell you
the truth, I might've said too much already. I 'spect
you'll be hearing from me again, soon, real soon. Could
be an indictment... maybe even a trial," he further
speculated after some careful legal reckoning. "It's all
for the best, I 'spose. These things have a way of
running their course. Takes time. Problem is, not
everyone understands that. Know what I mean, son?"
Elmo shook his head – No.
"He was in the
army, you know. Rusty, or Red-Beard as you call him came
from an old family – the Horns. His father fought in the
Revolutionary war, right alongside of General
Washington, or so they say. His grandfather father..." but
here the sheriff hesitated. "Well, never mind about
that. Let's just say there's more about Colonel Rusty
Horn than most folks know, or care to know. He has
connections, mind you. Folks in mighty high places. And
they don't take kindly to Harlies."
"You mean peoples
who look like me," said Elmo.
"They ain't too
fond of me, either," reassured the sheriff, "even tho' I
only do what they pay me to do. Most of all, they don't
like anyone tellin' them what they can and can't do.
They have their own Law; not like the ones made for you
and me. Theirs is different. And they have their own
brand of Justice. It's swift! Even tho' it ain't always
right. Best watch yourself, boy" warned the sheriff,
stiffly. "Rusty... I mean Red-Beard, had as many friends
as he did enemies, some a lot meaner than he was,
including four brothers who I 'spect to be a'knockin' on
my door befo' too long." And here the sheriff hesitated
again before going on. "They found a gun, you know – a
six-shooter. It was the colonel's alright. I know. He
once tried to shot me with it."
The Harlie looked
down and drove his toes into the muddy soil beneath his
feet. He knew what was coming next.
"Don't 'spose he
killed himself," the sheriff thought out loud. "Men like
Horn don't do that sort of thing. Not even when they're
supposed to," he added, recalling what had happened that
day on the battlefield, wishing Red-Beard had done the
right thing at the time and spared him the trouble of
doing it himself. Sheriff John knew, of course, that
sooner or later, he would've shot the renegade colonel,
or at least watch him swing from a tree. It was only a
matter of time, he'd always reckoned. "We found some
ponies, but not the ones we was lookin' for. You say
they were – How's that you put it? Swallowed up?"
"The white cow,
too," stated the bean farmer for the record, referring,
of course, to Red-Beard's white Brahma bull; the one the
colonel was so fond of and rode instead of a horse. "The
ground just opened up, and he go down. Blackie, too!
That was Mister Homer's horse. The ponies... they all run
away. Don't know what happened to em'," he added to
further substantiate what the sheriff apparently already
knew.
"Well, I don't
suppose the owners will be claiming them any time soon.
Don't know of any man who would leave his horse behind,
unless..." Again, the sheriff was careful not to tip his
hand. "You know, Mister Cotton, I don't suppose anyone
would believe a thing you just told me. And to tell you
the truth, I couldn't say I blames them. Hell! I don't
know what to believe. This here is family business, boy
– Serious stuff! You understand? Blood is thicker than
wood. Nobody's gonna listen to a..."
"But you
listened," suggested the Harlie, pleading for time and
perhaps a little sympathy he knew just wasn't there.
"You believe me, Sheriff Townsend – Don't you?"
"I get paid to
listen. That's my job, son. And like I said before: I
don't matter what I believe."
Elmo leaned an
elbow on his plow. "What should I do?" he asked.
"I don't know,"
the sheriff replied with an honest but blank expression
on his face. "Nothing, I reckon; at least for now. Just
go on home, boy. We'll see..."
The words,
although not very encouraging, gave the Harlie a glimmer
of hope that perhaps things weren't quite as bad as he
thought they were. He not only liked the squinty-eyed
lawman, but believed every word he said. There was no
reason not to. John Townsend hadn't lied to him, at
least not yet; and he hadn't tried to trick the Harlie,
either, into doing or saying something he didn't want
to, which was something he'd heard of from others less
fortunate than himself. It was a good sign; a hopeful
sign. Besides, didn't his uncle say the sheriff was a
good man – a fair man? Maybe Joe could help, talk to the
sheriff; explain things, man to man so-to-speak. But he
couldn't see how. Besides, everyone knew there were two
sets of laws: one for Greens, and the other for Harlies.
That's just the way it was in Creekwood County. That's
the way it's always been. And there wasn't anything that
was going to change that. Not even E-mancipation, which
might have only made matters worse on the 'dark' side of
the Iron Gates of Harley. "I guess there's nothing left
to say," said the Harlie, putting his back into his
work.
"Nothing I can do,
Mister Cotton," said the sheriff, pausing briefly for
affect. "There are no witnesses."
"Just me," sighed
the Harlie, fully aware of what it all meant by then.
The sheriff looked
just a little worried. He had a right to be. "Be
careful, son. I know these Horn boys. They don't need no
witnesses. Don't leave none, either. Just bodies... if you
take my meanin'."
Elmo did.
John Townsend
waited for another moment before climbing back on his
horse to see if Elmo Cotton understood exactly what he'd
just been told. "Don't know if I could stop 'em, son...
even if I wanted to," he stated as plainly as he could.
"This is Harley, boy. It ain't Creekwood Green. Now you
just try to remember that."
Elmo stood
silently, footing the brake of his plow and trying to
figure it all out. Never before did he suppose that he'd
be in so much trouble with the Law, or anyone else for
that matter. Not like this. It was all too much for him
to think about. It was almost too much for one Harlie to
bear. He just wanted to get back to work and be left
alone. But he knew that wasn't going to happen any time
soon. "If only Mister Homer was here," he whispered to
the mule. "He'd know what to do."
Elmo was right;
Homer would know what to do. He was perhaps the only one
who could help him now. He was the only man, other than
Rusty Horn, who might be able to explain what really
happened. And now both of them were dead.
"Oh, by the way,"
said the sheriff just before leaving, and choosing his
words very carefully it seemed. "Don't be thinkin' of
going anywhere too soon. Y'hear?"
Elmo looked at the
sheriff as if to say – Where would I go? He could see
that the sheriff wasn't satisfied. And so, he spoke his
mind on the matter as plainly as he knew how: "Don't
worry, sheriff", he said without blinking. "I ain't
a'gonna run."
There was a
certain look in the Harlie's eyes that didn't escape the
sheriff's attention as he said it. It wasn't necessarily
a look of defiance, or confidence for that matter, that
John Townsend observed when he gazed down into those
clear blue eyes that looked so, so strangely out of
place in Harley. It was something else. It was that same
look he'd seen on the faces of men on the gallows who,
even as the noose was being draped around their necks,
calmly claimed their innocence, right up until the
bitter end, in fact, with that same innocent and
innocuous look that spoke volumes and said more than a
thousand defense attorneys ever could. It was something
that went beyond pride. There was an honesty about it,
and an innocence that defied all law and logic. The
sheriff had seen that look before. The only problem was
– jurors seldom did. And he knew it.
"Just doing my
job, son." reminded the sheriff, sympathetically smiling
down from his tall gray horse. Like a Shinto priest
before a promising young student, those Chinese eyes
squinted once more in the hot noonday sun. He was
obviously impressed with the Harlie's newly acquired
temerity, and maybe even a little surprised. At times
like these a stubborn attitude can be the surest sign of
an innocent man – as John Townsend was surely hoping for
in the case of Elmo Cotton – but not always.
He genuinely liked
the young man from Harley; but he wouldn't let that, or
anything else for that matter, stand in the way of
administrating the duties he was sworn to uphold. He
wondered if there was anything else he could say that
might help the man who had already been unfairly beaten
down once in his in life; and perhaps there was. "Ever
do any 'coon huntin', boy?" squinted the priest out of
nowhere, throwing the Harlie a little off his guard at
the moment.
Having hunted for
his food on more than one occasion, at times going
hungry in the process, the Harlie squinted right back,
"A little..." he said. "But I was never much good at it"
he had to admit. Which is precisely why he kept his
shotgun stashed away in the barn most of the time;
fearing that he might actually have to use it one day,
and hurt someone in the process – himself, most likely.
"You mean, them big ol' 'coons that come out late at
night?" he curiously questioned the sheriff.
"That's right. See
'em down by the river sometimes?"
"With them big ol'
black eyes?"
"Like a bandit!"
asserted the priest.
"And that big busy
tail?"
"Make a mighty
fine hat!"
Almost without
thinking, the Harlie suddenly confessed: "Almost got me
one with my shotgun once! Think I missed him tho'. He
got away."
"Most do," The
sheriff agreed. "They're quick, you know; and cunning –
like thieves." It was obvious John Townsend knew a thing
or two about coon hunting, as well as other more
dangerous game. You might say it came with his
profession, as well as the territory. He also knew when
he was on the right trail. He could smell a raccoon a
mile away. It was a distinctive, wild, scent. And he
could smell it right now. But it wasn't 'coon he was
hunting for just then.
"He was a big
one!" Elmo suddenly exclaimed, "All black and brown,
with a stripped tail. Had these big eyes too! Real mean
lookin'. Stood right up on his behind legs when I took
aim at him, just like... like he knew I was gonna miss all
the time," he wondered out loud. Funny thing tho' –
that ol' 'coon wasn't even a'scared of me. Not one bit
a'scared!"
"Kind'a sounds a
little like you; don't it, son?" said the prairie priest
with a hint of blood in his eye. "What, with them big
blue eyes of yours, and that skin... And oh, and by the
way," the sheriff digressed for a moment, "Are you sure
you ain't from Harley? Not many Harlies got your color.
I mean... ain't none as light as you are, son; if you
don't mind me sayin' so. Sure you ain't from Creekwood
Green, boy?" the priest squinted once more.
It wasn't the
first time Elmo's ancestry had been brought into
question. He'd been asked questions like that before;
mostly by other Harlies, however; which disturbed him
even more, and understandably so. And so, he did what he
always did in situations like these. He simply nodded.
The sheriff
apologized. "Just curious, Mister Cotton. Only a manner
of speaking, that's all. No offense."
""I'm Harley," the
raccoon softly spoke, neither ashamed nor proud at the
time of who, or what, he was.
John Townsend knew
he was being rude and, perhaps, a little disingenuous.
He didn't mean to be; it just came with the job. He'd
played his hand perfectly. The raccoon was on the run.
The dogs were on the loose; they already had picked up
the scent. They would follow him everywhere, no matter
which direction he went, and no matter how far. They
were only doing what they were bred to do, what they
were supposed to do: Kill raccoons. It came natural to
the hounds. It was in their blood. But Sheriff John
would let them rest for a while, before the real chase
began. The hunt would have to wait for another day. The
time just wasn't right.
Before leaving
that day, Sheriff John Townsend gave the Harlie another
squint and a small piece of advice; an admonition,
really. Call it a 'head-start' if you like; just for the
sport of it, I suppose. "Now, don't be like that ol'
'coon', boy," he said in a voice of authority. "He may
get away from me once in a while; but he sure as hell
won't never get away from the dogs. Ain't no way to get
away from the hounds, boy. Them dogs will catch that ol'
'coon every damn time. Run 'im right up a tree! Then all
you have to do is flush 'im out, or just wait. It's just
a matter of time. Hound dog will never go head to head
with a 'coon, mind you. They's smarter than that. Ol'
coon gots these here powerful front claws, you see, and
razor-sharp teeth. Once saw a 'coon kill a hound... one of
Ben Mancil's dogs, if I'm not mistaken. Tore into him
like nobody's business. Poor dog didn't stand a chance.
'Coons can do that, you know. And they will, too!"
reminded the sheriff, "if you get them riled enough.
Best let them dogs chase 'im up a tree; the shotgun will
do the rest. It's as simple as that, boy," said the
sheriff, squeezing the trigger just a little bit harder.
"It's just that easy."
"As easy as
falling off a log..." replied the Harlie, still
uncertain about what actually did happen up in the
mountains, but quite sure of what the sheriff was
attempting to tell him that day in his own Creekwood
Green way.
The 'coon hunter
was satisfied in knowing he'd done the right thing by
giving Elmo a fair warning, and maybe even a head start.
The priest in him smiled as well, reckoning he might've
just saved the life of an innocent man and earned a
little piece of salvation in the process. And before he
left that day, the sheriff squinted out one last
warning: "Oh, and another thing, boy. Like I said
before, we did find Rusty's gun. But what I forgot to
mention was the fact that it was loaded at the time. And
all the bullets were still in the chamber... six-shooter,
I believe. He waited to see if the Harlie had anything
else to say on the matter.
Elmo looked at the
ground as if trying to remember something he might've
forgotten. But he came up just as blank as always. He
just couldn't remember. "The gun... it just..."
"I know," replied
the sheriff, as if he'd heard it all before, "it just
went off,"
"Just like that,"
the Harlie responded, more adamantly than ever. "That's
all I can tell you." Elmo was apparently frustrated by
then, and it showed. He was thinking, just as he did
earlier on his uncle's front porch, that there might be
something he was forgetting – something he didn't see,
or someone... "It's all I gots to say," Elmo finally
concluded, although he was never absolutely sure about
that, either. "That's all I knows."
"Well, then know
this, Mister Cotton" rebuked the lawman for Elmo's own
sake, and perhaps more harshly then he actually wanted
to at the time. "Horn wasn't killed with a hand gun...or
rifle. He was killed with a shotgun. Left a mighty big
hole in his chest. Shotguns do that, you know. Never did
find the murder weapon. But we will," he added with the
keen eyes and sharp nose a well-seasoned hunter. "We'll
find it."
Elmo Cotton didn't
own a rifle, or even a handgun for that matter; but he
did own a shotgun, or a blunderbuss as uncle once called
it. It was one of the few things he actually did own.
And the sheriff knew that as well by now. He knew
because the Harlie had just told him so, without even
knowing it perhaps. His Uncle Joe gave it to him on his
sixteenth birthday. It was a rusty old shotgun with a
tricky trigger, a poor sight, and a very wide spread.
And it did leave 'a mighty 'big hole', just as
the sheriff described. But he hadn't fired it in over a
year, ever since he used the antiquated firearm on his
own dog, to put him down with. Elmo remembered because
it made him very sad at the time. He didn't want to. The
dog was old with the mange; he had broken leg and was
also going blind. It was the only thing left to do.
They would sometimes go hunting together for rabbit;
even trapped a raccoon once, as the Harlie previously
described. He missed the coon. And he missed that that
old hound. The sheriff could see it in those big blue
eyes. He'd played his hand well. He didn't cheat; and he
didn't lie. He was only telling the truth. And he got
what he wanted.
It was just then
when Elmo suddenly recollected fetching the shotgun from
out of his barn and putting it in his bag just before
taking to the mountains that day with Homer and the
others. He never did bring it back; in fact, he never
even saw it again after that. He'd assumed, at least up
until just then, that he simply lost it; or perhaps it
was stolen. He didn't know who, or how, or even why
anyone would want it anyway, especially considering how
they all laughed at him when he first dragged it out of
the barn. He was even beginning to suspect that perhaps
thirteen wasn't the lucky number after all; and that
maybe there was someone else. And with all that that in
mind, the Harlie raccoon was also beginning to think
that Sheriff John Townsend wasn't the only once hunting
coon.
The sheriff was
thinking no differently, although he was still playing
his cards close to the vest. He was keeping his opinions
to himself, at least for the time being, and a close eye
on the Harlie. He knew all along that the gun that
killed the colonel must have belonged to Elmo, which was
one reason he'd brought up the subject of 'coon hunting
in the first place. It was an old hunter's trick, simple
and effective; one the old hunter had used many times
before when interrogating desperate criminals. And
unlike the Harlie's missing shotgun, it always worked;
and this time, it worked perfectly, just the way it was
supposed to.
Sheriff John was
not really trying to trap the Harlie; he was merely
attempting get to the truth, at least as much of it as
he could without causing too much alarm, or suspicion.
It was one of those things that came with his badge,
unpleasant at times, but necessary – like pulling a bad
tooth, he reckoned; something an old man with a tooth
ache could appreciate, and might've even agreed with at
the time, if he was still alive. 'Give a man enough rope
and he'll hang his own grandmother,' the sheriff once
confided to an old deputy who once wore a similar badge.
It was Homer Skinner. And he was right.
John Townsend rode
away from Harley that day with much to think about. It'd
been a while since he'd done any serious 'coon hunting;
and it wasn't something he wasn't particularly looking
forward to this time. But it also happened to be
something he was still very good at, along with poker
and horse shoes, which he seldom lost at. Only this time
it wouldn't be 'coon he was hunting. The game he had in
mind just then would be far more dangerous... more human.
Feeling very much
by then like a 'raccoon on the run', as the sheriff so
shrewdly observed, Elmo Cotton was almost ready to
confess and turn himself in. It seemed like the only
thing left for him to do; the right thing to do. And not
just for his own sake, he quietly imagined; he still had
a wife and child to think about. Besides, he had to be
guilty of something. But what? Something deep inside him
told him that the time just wasn't right. Not yet
anyway. Maybe he should have another talk with his
uncle, he reckoned as the tall gray horse and its rider
disappeared out of sight. He liked Sheriff John
Townsend, but was glad to know that he was finally gone.
He knew he would be back, of course; sooner rather than
later perhaps. His only hope was that the squinty-eyed
lawman would've given up 'coon huntin' by then and gone
fishing instead.
As soon as the
sheriff was gone, Elmo went straight for the barn with
his mule and plow. Once inside he slammed the door shut
and sat down on a small pile of hay. He wasn't thinking
about his job anymore, or the beans. He was thinking
about a gun, the one that left a 'mighty big hole' in
the dead man's chest, and what became of it. Perhaps he
didn't take it up to the mountains after all, he
suddenly began to wonder, the events of that fateful
trip becoming more uncertain with each passing moment.
Maybe he only thought he did.
He got up and
began looking all around, everywhere he could think of,
including a few places he'd even forgotten about. But
after thoroughly searching the old wooden structure,
which turned out to be little more than a small shed,
Elmo came up empty handed. He knew he would. The old
blunderbuss was simply nowhere to be found inside the
barn, which is where he should have left it, he only now
regretted, where it belonged. But somehow that didn't
surprise him very much. What did surprise him, however,
was just how lonely and scared he actually was. He never
felt that way before; not even just before he was
whipped and thrown into prison. At least then he knew
what to expect... well, sort of. And he was ready for it.
Quickly throwing a
black tarp over his plow and placing a bucket of oats
around the long weary neck of his mule, which it
actually hadn't earned yet but accepted with typical
indifference, Elmo headed back to the house to do some
serious thinking. He wouldn't work anymore that day; he
couldn't if he'd wanted to. Before heading home that
day, and looking out over all the unplowed acres, Elmo
spotted another man standing not very far from the Iron
Gate. It didn't look like a Harlie; at least not like
any Harlie Elmo ever saw; and he imagined that he'd seen
just about every Harlie there was to see in Harley by
now, whether he'd wanted to or not. This was someone
he'd never seen before. It certainly wasn't Sheriff
John; he wasn't even riding a horse. He was just... just
standing there. Even from a good distance, the
sharecropper could tell that the man he was presently
looking at definitely did not belong in Harley; any more
than a Harlie belonged in Creekwood Green. The stranger
in the fields was not like him, or any other Harlie he
could imagine. For one thing he was much too pale; and
he wasn't even wearing overalls. Probably just some
nosey Creekman reckoned the raccoon, suspiciously by
then. Merchants from Creekwood Green were often seen in
Harley this time of year, examining the crop, haggling
over prices with the local landlords, and otherwise
hobnobbing with their brother merchants; others were
there strictly for business and in a much more official
capacity.
They called
themselves 'Crop Inspectors'. It was their job, their
sole responsibility, to inspect the beans before any
transactions were made. It was a public service provided
by the magistrates and paid for paid through a general
fund taken up by the local merchants to perform the
vital function of inspecting the produce prior to
purchase. What they were actually looking for were
diseases, infestations, or anything else that might
influence the local bidding, including poor quantity and
low yield, all of which went into the current market
value of any particular crop. It was all they really had
to do. They were paid handsomely for their professional
services and, for the most part, took their jobs
seriously, which, when you get right down to it, is the
least you might expect considering that's all they had
to do anyway. For the most part, they were honest
individuals who performed their duties with fairness and
precision, even though there were those who would argue
that the Inspectors were sometimes biased or corrupt and
held too much power and control over the market price of
the produce in question. They did, of course, and were
certainly not immune to the corruptive influences of
bribes and other gratuities they were bound to encounter
in that critical line of work. It was part of their job,
along with pre-determining the real market value of the
produce before the actually haggling began, and being a
general pain in the ass to many of the landlords,
especially the ones that couldn't afford to pay the
graft these legally authorized extortionists, ghoulishly
known as 'Spectors', so often demanded.
The 'Spectors'
always came from somewhere else, like Creekwood Green,
or even from as far south as Old Port Fierce, to
perform their exacting task. Of course, this didn't
surprised the Harlies very much; they were accustomed to
such scrutiny, and expected nothing less from the rich
and powerful merchants who were suspicious of just about
everyone in general, not only Harlies, including
themselves, which is why they were so rich and powerful
to begin with, one could only imagine. But brains are
not only for the rich and powerful, although it often
appears that way; and wisdom comes in all colors. By the
time the 'Spectors arrived, most of the Harlie
sharecroppers, usually under orders from their
landlords, had already removed any and all suspicious
looking beans from their crop that might otherwise have
influenced their market value in a negative way, and
stuffed then down their trousers for their own private
consumption.
Actually, the
wives of these faithful farmers would often use the
inferior produce to mill into bean grits, a staple diet
of Harlies even until this day. Needless to say, Ike
Armstrong had become well acquainted with many of these
'Spectors, taking advantage of the corrupt institution
whenever and wherever he found it; however reproachable
he became in the process. They say a good 'Spector knows
a bad apple when he sees one. This is true. And if that
apple just happened to be wearing a brand new pair of
overall, a plume-feathered hat, and a billy-goat
beard...well then, they knew they would eventually find a
big ugly worm living inside it, somewhere. Depend on
it.
But the man
standing in the bean field that day didn't look like any
crop 'Spector Elmo had ever seen; and he thought he'd
seen them all by now. There were a number of other
things about the stranger that the Harlie found
disturbing that particular afternoon. He just looked
different; too different it would seem, even for a Creek
man. For one thing, this one had a beard, and a long one
at that; and the clothing he was wearing was like
nothing like he'd ever seen before. Even from a
distance, Elmo could clearly make out that they were not
really clothes at all, but some kind of animal skins, or
fur, draped loosely over an otherwise tall and naked
body. His arms appeared long and subtle, protruding
through the tick black fur, not unlike his lower legs
and feet, which, from the same distance, appeared to be
covered with strange markings, like wounds, or scars
that had never healed properly. He also appeared to be
holding something in his hands. It looked like a walking
stick at first but, at second glance, appeared to me
something more mechanical, like...like a shotgun, thought
the Harlie.
Equally
disconcerting was the man's head, which, in comparison
to the rest of his lean and lanky frame, seemed
abnormally large and covered his long dark hair that
blended so naturally into his equally protracted beard
that it was virtually impossible to tell where one began
and the other left off. The only other noticeable
characteristic Elmo could make out at the time was what
appeared to be a pair of glass spectacles protruding
from a long and sharply pointed nose, the kind Homer
would sometimes wear, which became visibly evident when
the piercing rays of the sun hit them at a particular
angle. They were the kind of eyeglasses old men would
sometimes use for reading, and appeared oddly out of
place with every other grizzly aspect of this modern day
knuckle dragging Neanderthal.
Exactly what the
bearded man was doing standing in a Harley bean field in
the middle of the day would remain a mystery for quite
some time. Elmo Cotton had seen strangers, including
many white ones, pass through the bean fields before and
for a variety of reasons, but none like this one. He
looked like a man possessed; one that that might've been
living in the woods for quite some time; a Mountain-man
as Homer Skinner once called them. He looked dangerous,
as mountain men sometimes do, and maybe even a little
nervous, thought Elmo from a respectable and guarded
distance, almost as if he were waiting for someone, or
for something, to happen – perhaps both. But nothing did
happen; and no one else showed up. If this mountain-man,
or whatever the hell he was, was indeed waiting for
someone, the Harlie couldn't begin to imagine who would
ever want to meet such a strange and evil-looking
individual.
The Harlie's first
instinct, even at a distance, was to run from the
stranger as fast as he could. His second, if he still
had his shotgun, would be to shot the bastard. And he
probably would've done one or the other by now, had not
the mysterious intruder just then suddenly, and
intentionally it would seem, fixed his inquisitive gaze
on the Harlie himself, which, for some unexplainable
reason, made Elmo freeze, like a mud-puddle in March.
The fur-covered
bipod was looking directly at him by then, with the same
his glassy eyed gaze that seemed to sparkle in the
noonday sun. Naturally, this made Elmo even more
suspicious than before, and even a little scared. There
was no one else in the fields that he knew of at the
time, except for his mule; not even Ike Armstrong, who
could sometimes be seen making his rounds through the
bean fields of Harley on his ill-gotten errands, was
anywhere in sight.
The other farmers
had all gone home by then; their wives long before that
in order to start preparing the evening meal and do the
things they were expected to have done before their
husbands returned from a hard day 'woikin' the fields.
Elmo was the only one left in muddy fields of Harley
that day, and was about to go back inside himself. But
he couldn't stop staring at the glassy-eyed man in the
fields, wondering who it might be and what he might
want. And he could not help but think that he'd seen
that face before; he just didn't know where or when.
And then the
thought suddenly occurred to him that the man staring at
him might very well be a kin to Colonel Horn, perhaps
even one of the five bothers the sheriff had warned him
about earlier. Maybe it was Red-Beard himself! the
Harlie shuttered to imagine, raised from the grave like
some diabolical Lazarus, to wreak his vengeful hatred on
the one who put him there to begin with, even if it
wasn't the Harlie. But it didn't look at all like anyone
Elmo could think of at the time. On second glance, he
didn't even look human.
Elmo Cotton had
made the acquaintance of a number of Creek people in his
short and harsh life, but couldn't recall ever coming
across this peculiar face; it would be a difficult one
not to remember. But resting assured that it was not the
infamous colonel, or one of his equally infamous
brothers, at least as far as he could tell, Elmo felt a
little more relaxed and relieved. He actually pitied the
man in the field that day whoever he was, and who may,
after all, have been in some kind of real trouble,
judging solely from his wounds and vagabond appearance.
Trouble was one thing the Harlie could certainly relate
to. So he simply waved to the man and smiled. It may not
have been the smartest thing the Harlie ever did, but it
was certainly the friendliest, and perhaps the most
neighborly. And a good friend and neighbor is something
Elmo Cotton certainly could have used just then, aside
from Sherman Dixon, of course, who he knew he could
always count on, especially at dinner time. The man
never waved back.
And so, the Harlie
sharecropper turned his back on the stranger and headed
for home. Reaching the front door of his little house in
Harley, half expecting to find John Townsend standing
there waiting for him, the sharecropper silently slipped
inside and bolted the door behind him. He never even saw
the shotgun leveled straight at his back. He'd escaped,
for the time being anyway; and he didn't even know it.
Chapter Four
The Drum
BANG!
Nadine Cotton was
sweeping the floor of her kitchen when her husband
slouched through the door that day, dragging himself
inside. It was still early in the afternoon and Lil'
Ralph was sitting on the floor banging an old copper
kettle with a big wooden spoon.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"Not so loud,
son," admonished the boy's father, rather softly, over
the penetrating noise of the kettle drum, "You'll wake
up ol' Ike." The Harlie was referring, of course, to his
landlord, Mister Isaiah Armstrong, who was known to take
a nap almost every afternoon after he'd finished making
his rounds.
"Home kind'a
early, ain't you?" said Nadine, bending over a broom she
was poking under the kitchen table. She didn't even look
up.
Elmo didn't
answer. He just stood here, staring at her from behind.
Even bending over and pushing a broom, Nadine looked
good. She always liked good; especially from behind,
Elmo would always tell her, when there was nobody else
around. He pulled down the straps of his overalls one at
a time and let them fall to his sides. The sweat from
his body accentuated the scars on his back, like the
magnified grains of a freshly varnished plank of
mahogany. He was still hot. It only made him want her
more.
The little boy
seemed to be reading his mind. It was a difficult thing
for him to do.
BANG! BANG!
"You hear what I
said, boy?" the sharecropper warned his son for a second
time, a little more a little harshly than the first. He
knew the little boy was merely trying to get his
attention, but he found the sound annoying, particularly
that afternoon. It reminded him of a similar sound he'd
hear in church not too long ago where a woman, a girl
actually, was pounding on an old snare drum. It was an
ancient instrument; probably left over from the war, he
remembered thinking at the time, with a large red eagle
painted predominately on the rounded surface of
cylinder. It was loud as hell too! with that
Rata-tat-tat! Rata-tat-tat! sound percussionists often
refer to as paradiddles. The only difference between the
little drummer girl and the boy was the snare; a
deficiency little Ralph Cotton was more than happy to
compensate for with sheer volume.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
To which Elmo
promptly replied: "This here ain't no church, boy!"
Naturally, Lil'
Ralph disagreed; and he said so whole-heartedly by
striking the copper even louder, harder, and longer
BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
It was the kind of
noise that, under normal circumstances, would drive his
father either right up the wall or out the door; but in
his weary and anxious state of mind, Elmo simply ignored
it; or at least he tried to.
Nadine noticed her
husband's apathy at once. It was disturbing as well as
disquieting; and it was obvious. She knew something was
bothering him; he hadn't eaten all day. He just stood
there looking sad and tired with his straps hanging down
to the floor like a man who didn't know if he was coming
or going. Nadine was worried. He'd been acting that way
ever since he came down from the mountain; as if she and
the boy weren't even there. It was more than strange; it
was frightening. And it just wasn't natural. "Wipe yo'
feet!" she scolded her husband, trying to get his
attention without appearing overly concerned. "I don't
needs you draggin' yo' dirt all over my clean house...
Humph! Can't you see I's sweepin' the flo'?
The barefooted
Harlie looked down and shook his head in silence. "What
flo'? he wondered out loud. He was right, of course;
there was no floor! – only dirt. But over so many years
of constant sweeping and walking, it had settled down to
where it was nearly as hard and dense as concrete. And
as far as dirt, he wanted to shout: 'Damn it, woman!
It's already dirty!' But he didn't. Instead, he only
laughed.
Nadine didn't
think it was funny; she never did. But she smiled
anyway, putting away the broom and shuffling over to the
wood stove where a large pot Harley beans was just then
coming to a boil.
Elmo loved it when
his wife smiled; even when she really didn't meant it,
or want to, which was more often than the Harlie
imagined. Nadine Cotton was only trying to do her best,
even if that meant going through the motions of sweeping
a floor that wasn't there or smiling when she should be
crying. It's something women do best; and they do it
better than anyone else, most of all their husbands:
They make do; they make the most of what they have;
sometimes, they can even make something out of nothing.
Like Nadine Cotton, for instance, who could make a meal
out of a bucket of beans, and a floor out of a pile of
dirt. And she never failed! It reminded Elmo of the way
children sometimes play with imaginary toys they don't
really have, in the hope that just by pretending,
perhaps, it will bring them that much closer to one day
having the real thing; kind of like Ralph and his kettle
drum, he supposed, only without all that damn Rata-tat!
Rata-tat! Rata-tat! racket. "Hot out there today,
Nadine," he said, wiping his imaginary shoes on the
imaginary floor, just to make his wife smile again. "Hot
as Satan's toes, I reckon."
"Now don't you be
bringin' the devil's name inside this here house, Elmo
Cotton," Nadine immediately rebuked her husband with the
long end of a spoon. "Not after I after I done cleaned
it. Lord don't like that kind of talk anyway. And
neither do I – Humph!" she scowled.
"Lord never have
to work for a livin'," replied her husband, picking up a
towel from the table to wipe off the sweat of a hard
day's labor, "That's for damn sho'"
"Hush yo' mouth!"
she shouted right back. "And don't be using my good
clean towels to wipe your nasty ol' self. Humph! And
don't be cussin' in front of Lil' Ralph. It ain't right.
And you ain't right – Humph!" she reminded him, while
stirring the beans on the stove.
The little boy
agreed with his mother, of course; and being at that
tender age when speech had not yet caught up with
comprehension, he was forced to express his thoughts in
the only way, and by the only means, available to him at
the time: That's right! – with three shape blows to the
kettle.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"Goddamnit!" Elmo
responded.
Nadine warned her
husband: "Lord don't 'preciate no blasphemin'."
To keep the peace
and, perhaps, his marriage, Elmo gave up the argument at
once; but not the towel. "Well, the Lord never work for
Ike Armstrong."
Nadine suddenly
wanted to change the subject. But she didn't; which is
something else women happen to be very good at. "There
you go again," she said with a shaking head. " Is that
all you ever think about – that crazy ol' man, Ike?"
"That crazy ol'
man owns this here farm," the farmer was quick to remind
his wife, "In case you hasn't heard, woman. Alongs with
everthing else 'round 'chere.... 'cluding this ol'
shack."
"This ol' shack
happens to be our home," Nadine replied, a little
angrily.
"He can have it
back, then" Elmo returned, sharply. "I don't wants it no
mo'. Don't needs it'
"Where we's gonna
sleep then?"
"Sleep in the
woods. Good 'nough for critters... good 'enough for us."
"And lil' Ralph?"
Nadine argued.
"He get used to
it."
"Well, you best
get used to sleepin' alone then. 'Cause I ain't sleepin'
likes no animal. And neither is Ralph. Humph!"
"Won't be the
first time, woman."
To which the
farmer's wife responded: "Damn you, Elmo Cotton.".
He knew it wasn't
in his wife's nature to talk that way, thinking he
should stop right there. But he didn't, of course. "Ike
can have this ol' house... and everythin' in it, fo' all
I's care." He then turned to his attention to his son
who was still underneath the kitchen with his kettle and
spoon. "Ain't that right Ralph?" he questioned the
drummer."
BANG! BANG!
Nadine dropped the
spoon into the boiling pot. She'd heard that kind of
talk before coming from her husband, but never in front
of the child and never with so much animosity attached
to it. She didn't like it, and didn't think he should be
encouraging the boy. "Well, he you can starts with this
ol' nasty tub, too," she said, throwing a quick and sour
glance over at rusty metal basin sitting in the corner
of the room. It was, in fact, the same bathtub Dick
Dilworth once peed in, initiating a series of events
that, perhaps, had something to do with the Harlie's
present predicament.
Elmo had always
promised to buy her a new one, which, he knew by now,
was the only way he would ever get rid of the old one.
But now he wasn't quite sure. Glancing over at the old
tub Dick Dilworth once used for his personal chamber pot
only made Elmo sad. For ever since the day in the old
oak Hammock when he and the young man from Creekwood
Green sawed the log in two under the wise and watchful
eye of the Old Hammer, and later on spliced their bloody
hands on it, he'd all but forgotten about the horrible
incident that occurred not so long ago. And even though
he was presumed dead, Elmo could still hear the voice of
the boy with the beard at time, especially when he was
taking a bath, whispering in his ear, 'Why... it's as easy
as fallin' off a log'. Dickey was still watching, it
seemed, and listening. It was something Elmo simply
couldn't explain, and something his wife would never
understand.
"Humph!" answered
Nadine, fishing the spoon from the boiling pot. "Don't
know why you keeps it around here anyway, after...well,
you know what I'm talkin' 'bout."
"Same reason you
keep that damn kettle 'round..." responded the Harlie,
"Just to makes me mad." He was referring, of course, to
the same copper kettle lil' Ralph was currently using to
make himself heard that day, along with making his
father's life as miserable as possible. "Besides, it was
your idea..." the Harlie reminded his wife.
She didn't want to
argue about it any longer; in fact, she didn't want to
argue at all. And neither did Elmo, who was felling a
little ashamed of himself by then, and rightfully so.
Apparently, Lil' Ralph had heard something in his
father's voice he didn't recognize; something he didn't
particularly like. Sarcasm, like shouting, sometimes has
that affect on children. It's something they can't
understand. They don't know what it is; but they seem to
know exactly what it means; and they are usually the
first to detect it. 'BANG! BANG! BANG!' the boy loudly
protested, like judge on the bench gaveling down two
quarrelsome attorneys, with his trusty kettle and
spoon.
"Crops ain't
doin' too good," the sharecropper reminded is wife,
wanting to change the subject by now.
"Maybe you just
ain't working hard 'nough," challenged the farmer's
wife, exchanging her spoon for a broom and bending over
it in a most suggestive way.
BANG!
Elmo wiped his
mouth and swallowed. He obviously had something else on
his mind, which had nothing to do with working. And it
showed. Just like them ol' horns....
Naturally, Nadine
Cotton was only doing any farm girl would do, what all
wives do; she was doing what was best for her family.
Elmo realized this, of course; but still, he was not a
little surprised at the boldness of his wife's
accusation, even though he knew she was not telling him
something he didn't already know – the truth.
Never-the-less, he was still the man of the house, even
though it actually belonged to Ike Armstrong, and
thought it high time he remind her of that as well.
"What you talking about?" he demanded to know in that
falsetto voice that always betrayed his true feelings.
"I've been workin' all summer long, Nadine. And now it
looks like I'll be workin' all winter too! What more you
want from me, woman? I's doin' the best I can."
Mrs. Cotton didn't
particularly appreciate the caustic tone of her
husband's voice. She'd heard it before, just before he
was whipped and sent off to prison; and she didn't like
it then, either. "Well, we'll just have to work a little
harder then... both of us," she suggested, even though she
knew it wouldn't do any good, as so much of the crop was
already beginning to spoil in the fields. "I still know
how to pick them beans, you know."
It wouldn't be the
first time Nadine Simpson worked in the fields picking
beans; and it certainly wouldn't be the first time Elmo
spent Christmas in his overalls. The farmers of Harley
generally worked all year round, along with their wives
and children, and under all weather conditions. But
Nadine hadn't been well as of lately. Elmo suspected
that she might be pregnant again; but she wasn't
showing, at least not yet, or telling. Besides, she
already had enough work to do around the house, not to
mention tending to the chickens and pigs, and doing all
the other things her husband didn't seem to have the
time for anymore. The beans wouldn't wait; and neither
would Nadine Cotton. But Elmo wouldn't have his wife out
in the fields, not in her present condition. It was
simply a matter of Harley pride. "You ain't a'gonna work
the fields, woman, "the Harlie told his wife, "And
that's all there is to it."
The farmer's wife
answered her husband it in the way she always did in
situations like these when she knew she was right.
"Humph!" she said, folding her arms in front of her like
a Roman Gladiator presented before Caesar in the
Coliseum; the way her father used to do whenever he
meant business, which surely must've had old man Simpson
smiling in his grave just then. She would work the
fields, of course, and do whatever else it took to keep
her family together, even if it meant going against the
stubborn wishes of her husband. But to keep the peace,
at least for the time being, the farmer's wife dropped
the subject as the gladiator drops his sword and picked
up her broom. "Well, there must be somethin' I can do,"
she insisted, knowing that it was only a matter of time
before Elmo gave in to her wishes, and his better
senses.
"Pray, woman,"
Elmo replied, almost as a joke.
"Wouldn't hurt,'
replied his wife, with her own brand of sarcasm. Nadine
never knew her husband to be a praying man; and he
seldom went to church. But that didn't prevent her from
praying for him each and every day. It only made her
pray harder.
"'Course, it never
help befo'," argued Elmo; suddenly wished he hadn't.
"That's 'cause you
ain't never tried, sugar," said Nadine, stirring the
beans with one hand while sweeping the floor with the
other.
"That's 'cause I's
too busy workin' all the time, woman."
"Humph!"
acknowledged the farmer's wife.
The little boy
concurred on the back of the copper kettle.
BANG! BANG!
Elmo shook his
head. "Lord don't listen to me no-how, Nadine. Besides,
I's tried prayin' once – 'Member! It don't work than,
and it still don't work."
Mrs. Cotton
remembered the last time they prayed together. It was
right before her husband was whipped and sent off to
prison. They'd stayed up all night. And when he was
finally released from jail, Elmo was more convinced than
ever that God, if he did exist, simply didn't care,
which, in his own agnostic mind, was even worse. And his
views on the subject of religion in general hadn't
changed since.
"God don't answer
no prayers," he stubbornly insisted, even as the wounds
on his back slowly healed, and his heart hardened. "He
just don't!" It was the last time the Harlie ever
prayed.
All Nadine could
say at the time was: "Yes he do, Elmo... Sometimes he just
say no."
It was something
the Harlie still couldn't quite understand. It only
frustrated him. And he took out his frustration on his
wife by doing what he always did in these kinds of
confrontational situations – he ignored her.
Nadine took her
husband's sudden silence not as surrender, which it was
actually meant to be, but rather as a sign of disrespect
which, of course, was the last thing on Elmo's mind when
he did it. Moreover, she was beginning to suspect that
he really didn't appreciate all she did on the farm,
along with raising a young noisy child who demanded
almost all of her attention; and she thought that it was
about time she told him so. "Don't be goin' quiet on me,
Elmo Cotton!" she angrily shot back, twirling her broom
around like it was Japanese Samurai sword. "What you
want from me, anyway?"
"I wants..." replied
the sharecropper, turning his back to his wife and
speaking perhaps a little too soon, "I wants you to
sweep the damn floor and shuts yo' mouth."
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Like an angry
pre-menstrual Amazon thrusting her spear at a retreating
bull, Nadine Cotton darted the broomstick at her
husband, leaving yet one more scar across his naked
back. "That ain't all I's shut'" she cried, reaching
down and tearing the spoon from the little boy's hand.
"And sweep the damn flo' yourself!"
Elmo picked up the
broom. He looked at it. Then looked back at his wife. "I
ain't sweepin' no floor, woman," the farmer protested.
"I ain't yo'
woman," said Nadine Cotton, tears running down her cheek
as she handed the spoon back to her son, "I's yo' wife."
She then picked up her broom and went back to work as a
farmer's wife should.
Elmo collapsed in
one of the two chairs at the only table in the middle of
the house as his wife went back to stirring the pot on
the stove. He felt sorry for her and, as he'd done other
times in the past, tried to figure out why she married
him in the first place. He was also feeling sorry for
Lil' Ralph who just sat there chewing on the end of the
wooden spoon, knowing by then, even at the young and
unblemished age of three and a half years, that there
was something seriously wrong with his daddy. He looked
as though he might cry.
Nadine suddenly
wished she hadn't said it; but it was too late. She was
right of course: Elmo hadn't been working as hard as he
should have, or could have; and they both knew it. It's
been that way ever since he came back down from the
mountain. Lately, he felt tired and frustrated, like he
never could get enough sleep; and he didn't even know
why. He wanted to talk to her about it; but he couldn't.
It would only make matters worse, he imagined, and it
was something he didn't understand himself. And so, he
simply tried to hide it from her, as usual, which wasn't
an easy thing to do with a farmer's wife. It was
something he was almost ashamed of.
He would sometimes
stay out in the fields, long into the night, just to
make it look as though he was actually working when he
really wasn't. But that didn't fool Nadine Cotton. She
knew when something was wrong, and, like any other farm
girl, she knew when things weren't getting done. She
wasn't nearly as naïve, or weak, as she appeared to be,
modesty preventing her from asserting those masculine
qualities farm girls are sometimes known for exhibiting,
and are often embarrassed of. Nor was she as innocent as
the Harlie himself had once suspected. And she certainly
wasn't as stupid; as other farm girls could be, under
certain circumstances or placed in situations they were
unfamiliar with, in which case they could be dumb as
door-nails and as dense as diamonds. Nadine Cotton was
not one of them. She was woman to be reckoned with; she
came from good stock, and a proud family. She also had a
habit of speaking her mind, just like her father, old
man Fred Simpson, especially when she was lied to. And
she wasn't immune from using profanity from time to
time. It was something she acquired, no doubt, from that
same dear old dad, whose tongue could, in words of the
farmer's own darling daughter: '...peel the paint off the
@#$%^&*'ing walls!' from time to time. Not unlike a
couple of old surveyors we all know and love so
well.
Nadine Cotton was
a good woman; and Elmo knew it, no matter how much she
scolded him. She was better than he deserved; and he
knew that, too. Nadine had been the daughter of a
sharecropper and was used to not having much. And now
she was married to one, and she had even less to show
for it. There had been other proposals, naturally; but
nothing ever came of them. There was a man, an obese
grocery store clerk with a pimply face who took a job in
Ike's general store for a while. He proposed to her just
before Elmo did. Her mother told her to accept; her
father reluctantly agreed. She accepted, but not without
telling Elmo first. He was crushed, devastated, and
swore he would kill the fat man if ever they met face to
face. The clerk died the very next day of natural
causes; the product of an abnormal heart combined with
the strain of carrying around so much fatal flesh, or so
claimed the coroner, Lester Cox. So did Nadine's father;
and under similar circumstances Lester duly noted. But
in the case of the acquiescent farmer, his heart had
simply broken. She took it as a sign, and went ahead and
married the sharecropper. She never knew how close she
was to becoming a widow; and Elmo never knew how close
he was to becoming a cold-blooded murderer, even thought
in the eyes of many, including fat man's grieving
mother, he was already a murderer, at least in his own
jealous heart, and the reason her son was currently
dead. Naturally, Nadine never agreed. She seldom
complained after that; it only made the Harlie jealous,
and want her even more. And she deserved no less. She
was right about many things, although marrying Elmo
Cotton may not have been considered one of them, at
least according to a few fair-weather friends and
distant relatives who never got to know the strange
looking young man with the blue eyes and curly brown
hair the way she did. They warned her against it, saying
it just 'wasn't natural'. Hell, he didn't even look like
a Harlie.
Ike Armstrong had
once described the young tenant farmer as a question
mark with a nose attached to it; and he wasn't far from
the truth. It was actually one of the nicer things he
ever said about Elmo Cotton. But there were other
questions as well: Who were his parents? Where did they
come from? And what was he doing up at old man Skinner's
all the time? Some remembered his momma as being a poor
woman whose husband ran away three years before she
died, and that was about it. Elmo remembered even less,
and didn't like it when other people brought it up,
which, unfortunately for him, was all too often. The
only family he considered anymore consisted of an old
man who would sit in his rocking chair all day telling
stories and catching flies, an aunt and a few cousins in
Old Port Fierce he'd only seen once as a child and
didn't care to ever see again, and, of course Nadine and
Little Ralph. And that was enough. Homer was dead. And
now it seemed that he might even be losing them as well.
Six years of
working the farm and all Elmo Cotton had to show for it
was a rusty terraplane, an out-dated shotgun that
probably didn't work anymore, an argumentative mule, a
rooster, some chickens, a few pigs, and a dead dog. He
also owned a thin and sickly cow that came with his wife
as a dowry; it was all Sally Simpson could afford after
paying for her dead husband's funeral. Not that the
anxious young bridegroom demanded anything. He didn't.
And he never once complained. Elmo was a happy man. He
knew Nadine was just a poor farm girl when he married
her; but so were all the girls in Harley, and none were
as pretty as Nadine. What little she brought to the
altar that day was enough, as far as Elmo was concerned.
She didn't even have a wedding dress; just a long white
robe she wore around the house. 'Just tell her to come
with the clothes on her back,' said the groom to one of
her brothers the day before the wedding, 'or without
them... for that matter.' She did come, with all her
clothes, of course; and it just so happened they were
the same clothes she wearing that day; the same ones she
got married in. It was a simple white dress with a long
pleated skirt and buttoned in the back. It was obviously
designed to cover as much of the female anatomy without
compromising the utility the designer obviously had in
mind when he, or she, fashioned the garment. It was
clearly a dress for a farm-girl; the western equivalent
of the Islamic Burka (minus the traditional
head-dressing and veil) worn by Muslim women throughout
the Middle East with modesty and chastity in mind, which
may also explain why Muslim men are often so
temperamental and hostile. No wonder they're so quick to
declare Jihad on the infidel and cut off the head of
anyone who disagrees with them. And is it no surprise
that the Prophet Mohammed himself (peace and blessings
be upon him) with all his wives and concubines, still
lusted after his own daughter-in-law? Let's just hope,
and pray, the seventy-two virgins are not so discrete,
or fashionable. But even smothered in so much cotton and
lace, Nadine Simpson was the epitome of womanhood and
the envy of all her peers. 'I swear that woman can raise
a blister on a brick,' Elmo once confided to his closest
friend and neighbor, Mister Sherman Dixon who, as we've
already found out, was more aware of Nadine's natural
beauty than the Harlie suspected. And he planned to keep
it that way.
Elmo Cotton knew
he'd gotten the best of the bargain when he married the
farmer's daughter; and he always treated her with the
respect she so rightfully deserved. Unlike some of the
other farmers at the time who'd thought it their
masculine duty to administer corporal punish on their
wives from time to time, even when they didn't deserve
it or just because they could, the Harlie never raised a
hand to his wife. He'd always thought that if ever came
to that, he would simply walk away and never come back;
he would have to; he would have no other choice. Elmo
Cotton simply could not hit wife; and he once told
Sherman he would shot one man who ever laid a harmful
hand on her. Needless-to-say, he was thinking about Ike
Armstrong, whom he'd long suspected of lusting after his
wife, when he said it. Mister Dixon understood, and said
he would supply the murder weapon, a pearl handled
pistol he once purchased in Shadytown from a man who
went by the name of Mister Green, since Elmo's old
shotgun 'never worked a damn, anyway' according to the
farmer. But it was still somewhere up on the mountain,
for all Elmo knew, buried along with the others. Either
that, he imagined, or it had simply been stolen, which,
after all he'd heard from Sheriff John Townsend appeared
to be the more likely. He looked at his wife and smiled.
She'd put down the
spoon and broom by then, and floated by him like a
beautiful black butterfly dressed in gossamer wings. The
Harlie reached over, grabbed her by the apron string and
pulled her towards him. He didn't want to lose her. If
he did, he knew he would lose everything. And Elmo
Cotton would never allow that happen. He put his arm
around her thin bottleneck waist, drawing her closer to
his nearly naked body. She collapsed into his lap. And
he kissed her on the mouth until she could hardly stand
it.
BANG! BANG! went
the kettle.
"Um! Um, Um," she
cooed in her husband's ear, feeling the bulge between
them growing harder and stronger. "I ain't been kissed
like that in a long time, sugar."
By then Elmo had
one hand on his wife's backside while trying to undo the
buttons on the back of the dress with the other. He
suspected it would take so doing; or undoing, as the
case may be. She did nothing to stop him. "Sometimes I
just don't know about you, Mister Elmo Cotton" she said
in that condescending voice woman sometimes employ when
they don't know what else to say, but feel they have to
say something, "But I knows what on yo' mind.
"It ain't them
beans, woman," The Harlie responded.
"Supper's almost
ready."
"I's can wait."
BANG!
"But not lil'
Ralph."
The Harlie
growled, "Damn buttons! Why you 'spose they put so
many....?"
"Best we eats
first, sugar, "Nadine insisted, "Man don't live on love
alone... And he don't fight so good on an empty stomach.
Pop! went the
button."And neither do the woman," he replied.
The farmer's
daughter smiled: "Is you ready to fight?"
It made the famer
smile; just like it always did. "Is the cock ready to
crow?"
Naturally, what
Nadine Cotton really meant by 'fight' was, from a
purely linguistic perspective, the furthest thing from
what the word actually implies in its more common
definition; although it is a term that could be equally
applied in a variety of ways, including the sexual act
itself which, as we all know (at least those who
practice it in its most basic and natural form) can be
extremely confrontational, and even combative at times.
It can also be quite draining, physically as well as
mentally and emotionally. In other words: love-making is
a serious business which should never be taken too
seriously. It's what happens when irony and paradox
collide. Wanna fight? It's an old expression,
employed in one way or another by men and women all over
the procreating world in their own particular and
peculiar vernacular. Fight? It's Universal! and it's
only natural. It happens all the time; whenever and
wherever Cupid bends his bow to let fly those amorous
arrows of desire. It's the art of love-making, of
course, pure and simple; and it can be serious business.
"Is you ready to fight?" It was not so much a
challenge as it was a request; a contract, a covenant, a
meeting of the minds, along with other essential organs,
which, once proposed and accepted is seldom reneged upon
by either party involved. In the case of the farmer's
wife, it was merely her way of approaching her husband,
sexually speaking of course; and it never failed to get
his attention. Maybe it was just the ways farm girls
think; the way they are; something in their DNA perhaps.
Or maybe it was something she'd witnessed out in the
barn one fine spring morning that first formed the
connection in that fertile farm girl brain: an act, an
image, primitive and primordial, bare and basic,
gloriously essential, wild and wonderful, natural and
instinctive, in all its naked truth; like a horny young
bull mounting a receptive wet heifer out in the fields.
It was life on the farm. It was natural; and it was
good. 'Be fruitful and multiply!' It's not a suggestion:
it's a command. It was a lesson she learned long ago;
something she would always remember. She would take it
to the altar, to the grave; but first, she would take it
into the bedroom, or maybe even the barn. It would
happen one night when the moon is big and bright, like
honeydew melon up in the night sky, round and ripe and
ready to eat. The bell would ring. They shake hands.
They kiss; and they come out swinging. The bell ring
again! They go back to corner of the bed, exhausted.
It's the end of round one. There'll be many more.
Fighting? Well, I guess it all depends on ones point
of view... and now you like to fight.
The Harlie slowly
slid his hand up the opened back of his wife's dress. He
paused, caressing the middle part of her back where the
shoulder blades meet at the base of the neck. He could
almost count each vertebra. She responded by running her
fingernails over his own bare back, able to distinguish
each and every raised scar which she knew like the veins
on the back of her hand. She kissed him on the chest. He
responded. And then... Pop! Off came another
button.
Nadine Cotton was
a farm girl; and as such, she'd learned at an early age
what certain parts of the anatomy were meant for. For
the farmer's wife, or daughter for that matter, making
love came natural; as natural as sitting down to a
breakfast of bacon and eggs on a Sunday morning, you
might say, or taking a bath in the creek. Sex could also
be an exhausting experience for the Cottons at times,
but one that always left them both quite pleased and
satisfied. And it could occur anywhere, at any time,
even in the middle of the day when he would put down his
plow and she at her broom just long enough for a quick ...
er, fight. And after a short rest and a quick
bite, the Harlie was always ready, willing and able to
go back to his plow, and she to her broom. It never
failed, at least not before he went off into the
mountains. And fighting had never been the same
since.
The Harlie never
knew for sure exactly how, or even why, his voracious
wife came about referring to their love making
activities as 'fightin'' despite previous
attempts of elucidation, but he did have his suspicions.
Actually, it was an observation made by his nervous
young bride shortly after they began sharing the same
name and, therefore, the same bed. It seemed that
whenever Elmo became sexually aroused, as it often the
case for healthy young bridegrooms, his exposed member
would quickly take on the distinctive form for which it
is characteristically known. Gorged with blood and
genetically fueled with five thousand years of
evolutionized male testosterone, this proud and noble
instrument would invariably stiffen and protract,
expanding to its maximum dimensions, like a well
engineered suspension bridge in all its erectile glory.
Then, naturally poised in this most prominent position,
the manly appendage would, with a little imagination of
course, assume the phallic appearance of some ancient
weapon of war; such a battering ram, or a Spartan siege
engine that was employed so effectively against the
impenetrable wall of old Athens; or, to put it more
organically, the raised horn of a charging rhinoceros,
the substance of which is said to have aphrodisiacal
qualities about it; potent powers that are rare,
expensive, and most effective, especially when topically
applied to the subject organ or digested internally.
Imagine, if you will, the tapering tusks of Hannibal's
elephants as they trampled over the Alps in search of
Roman blood. Not even Scipio with a hundred legions
could stop them. Or, in a more contemporary sense, think
of the steely blue barrel of a loaded gun, cocked and
aimed, finger on the trigger, in a deadly and deliberate
direction. Fightin'? Well...what else could you
call it?
Another long and
sensual kiss. The Harlie's hand went south, tracing a
fine line along the small of his wife's back. The flesh
was warm and firm, soft and subtle, like the serpentine
skin of a reptile. He could almost hear her
'hissssssss....' as the dress became undone.
Being a farm girl,
Nadine naturally understood all these signs. She'd seen
them before, even as a young girl when farmer Simpson
would sometimes allow her to witness the act of
copulation in its most basic and bestial forms, which
she found both stimulating and educational at the time,
along with the actual birthing process. It was an
essential part of animal husbandry and farming in
general. And seeing the same physiological
manifestations in her husband's countenance and sharing
the same biological instincts and urges, Nadine Cotton
knew exactly what to do. "Wanna fight?" she
seductively smiled.
BANG!
Invariably, the
answer would always be yes. It didn't even have to be
said. It was simply understood; and the fight was
ready to commence. Except for during daylight hours,
when Lil' Ralph was typically roaming about the house in
search of those curiosities that naturally draw a little
boy's attention, the fight would sometimes last
well into the night; Elmo usually being the first to cry
uncle with the blanket loosely draped over his tired and
naked body like the white flag of surrender. No one
actually ever won the 'fight' of course:
no one was supposed to; and, in that sense, nobody
really lost. It was not that kind of an exchange. It
was, after all, just a tumble in the hay; but it's also
necessary, at least once in a while: like a good meal, a
fine cigar, or a glass of whiskey. It's only natural.
And when it was all over, both sides would simply get
up, brush themselves off, declare victory, or at least a
truce, and, if they hadn't fallen asleep by then in each
other's arms, go about their business and live to fight
another day. That's the beauty of it! It's the glory and
story of love. That's how it works! There ain't no
winners; and there ain't no losers – only
participants. And that's what fightin' is really
all about, the Harlie finally came to realize after one
unusually long and exhausting fight. But nothing
lasts forever, not even a good fight; and, maybe
that's the way it should be. It's what makes you want it
even more. That's what makes it so special, so....
personal. And inside the little house in Harley that
day, Elmo suddenly found himself wanting it more than
ever. Sure, he was tired; but he was not that
tired. "What's for supper, woman" the farmer asked his
wife, even though food was still the last thing on his
mind at the time.
He went deeper
still. Down... down... down and under to that special area
of the anatomy only lovers are familiar with. The farm
girl followed in pursuit, shifting her weight in her
husband's accommodating lap as the last button burst
open, exposing, for a brief and tantalizing moment, the
twin peaks of the of the volcano erupting within.
Nadine answered in
a low and sultry voice: "What does you think, Elmo?" It
was raw and sensual; the kind of animalistic sound women
are sometimes known to project as a verbal expression of
their deepest and darkest desires. And it doesn't
necessarily have to be enunciated with words; although
the Harlie always loved it when she called him by name,
and the way she would lick those thick red lips while
forming a perfectly round circle along the inner edges
of her mouth whenever she vocalized the distinctively
deep sound of the letter 'O'. There was something dark
and mysterious about it, like an African aphrodisiac
brewed by a Zulu witchdoctor in the inner jungles of the
Congo. It had a magical ring to it; something like...like
Mojo! All it took was a growl, a moan or a groan, or
perhaps the purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of a kitten. Nadine
knew them all; and she knew just how to use them: "Is
you ready to fight, Elmooooooooooooooooo...?" It made her
husband melt. There was masculine quality about it,
something primordial and primitive, like the sexual act
itself. It was the kind of voice that Elmo always found
strangely attractive. And it worked, every time.
Elmo grinned,
"Beans! What else?"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG1 BANG! BANG! Ralph soundly agreed.
As the little boy
banged on the back of the kettle, the beans on the stove
suddenly came to a fast and ferocious boil. The pot
bubbled over into the fire as Nadine jumped to her feet
while quickly buttoning up the back of her dress. This
didn't mean that the fight was over. It was
merely a brief intermission; the kind young married
couples with kids have to deal with from time to time,
and are actually quite accustomed to.
"Oh, by the way,"
his wife added, almost as an afterthought, while placing
the beans on the table to cool off a little. "There was
a man come here today. Say he be lookin' for
you."
Elmo slouched back
down in the chair. "That's just Mister Townsend," he
said with no particular concern, "You know, Sheriff
John. But I already talked to him. It was nothin'. Don't
worry 'bout it."
"It ain't no
sheriff, Elmo."
The Harlie sat up.
"Is you sure?"
"I knows what
Sheriff John look like," said Nadine, as she began
undoing the long row of buttons once more; this time by
herself.
"He come here?"
"Walk right up to
the front door," replied his wife, growing increasingly
suspicious and undoing the buttons a little more slowly.
"At first I thought it might be that ol' billy-goat, Ike
Armstrong... lookin' for the end of my broom again. But it
ain't him.
"Lucky for him,"
Elmo thought out loud.
Nadine continued,
"Said he was lookin' for the man of the house. He was
real polite, too; that way I know he ain't Ike. Said he
needs to speak to you 'bout somethin' impo'tant."
Elmo didn't like
what he was hearing, and wondered why she didn't tell
him sooner. "What you tell him, Nadine?" he asked.
"I told him you
was out in the field, working. What you think I told
him?"
"He a Creekman?"
"I don't know. But
he not from around here, that's fo' sho'," she drawled,
trying her best not to worry her husband un-necessarily.
"Didn't look like any of those Creek people, either. Not
likes Mister Skinner and his wife, anyway.
"What'd he look
like, Nadine?"
"Oh, I don't know,
Elmo," said the farmer's wife, still undoing her dress
and wishing by now she hadn't brought it up. "He look
like one of them hill-peoples. You knows, the kinds that
lives up in them in them ol' mountains."
"His hair... Did he
have long hair?"
"Uh-huh," she
nodded.
"And a beard?"
Again, she nodded.
Elmo thought right
away of the man he'd seen standing in the fields earlier
that same day; the one with the long beard and glassy
eyes that was staring at him so strangely. "Go on,
woman," the farmer prodded his wife.
"He kind'a ol'
lookin', just like Mister Homer, but wiry. Don't look
like he from around here tho'," Nadine resumed,
nervously. She then let the dress fall freely from her
shoulders, gathering up around her ankles like the skin
of a shedding snake. And there she stood, naked and
beautiful, in a rippling pool of pure white cotton. She
was concerned, naturally, and perhaps just a little
annoyed, over her husband's sudden interest in the man
she was having so much difficulty describing; and it
showed. "He be a white man, I can say that much; but I
don't know what he wants. Ain't nothin' in Harley for
white mens. So I told him goodbye, and that he best be
on his way. Funny thing, tho'," she added, almost as if
she might've forgotten. "He was wearin' all these here
animal clothes. Look like a bear or something. Like to
sacred Lil' Ralph half to death! Should be 'shamed of
his-self, goin' around frightenin' little chil'runs like
that."
The Harlie was
undressed down to his draws when he asked with all
seriousness, "He carryin' a gun, Nadine?"
His wife looked
nervously all around the house. "No," she said. "I don't
think so. And where the boy at?" she suddenly began to
wonder.
By then Lil' Ralph
had crawled under the bed with his drum because he knew
what was coming.
Elmo breathed a
pregnant sigh of relief and walked over to look out the
window. He was about to say something to his wife when
suddenly
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"There he go
again..." said Elmo.
The sound made
Nadine feel a little bit better; at least she knew where
her son was. "There was somethin' else," she just then
remembered. "I don't know... but he had these, these marks
on him. All over his arms, like scars or something." She
then ran a long slender finger over her husband's naked
back as if to help explain what she saw that day. "Look
like cuts that healed up some time ago, likes, likes...."
"Likes mines?"
said Elmo, as the finger traced a line along a raised
white scar tissue traversing the Harlie's broad
back
"Uh-huh. Like
someone done him in pot-ash."
What the farmer's
wife was referring to was actually an old trick
employed, at times, by the more spiteful women of
Harley. It was typically reserved for gigolos and
two-timing husbands, or arresting the un-welcomed
advances from overly stimulated men, like Isaiah
Armstrong, that might be looking for a little fight
of their own. Sometimes they would wait for him to
fall asleep, then dose the unsuspecting devil with a
smoldering bucket of the hellish concoction. It usually
left a scar; and it always burned, like sin. It was
supposed to burn. It hurt. That's what made it so
effective. And it worked too – every time! The rooster
would think twice before entering the hen house again;
and the cock would not crow for many days to come.
Needless-to-say, it was something Nadine Cotton would
never, ever! do to her own faithful husband. She would
just kill him; as any self-respecting farm girl
would.
"What else?"
coaxed her husband.
"Well, he not a
bad lookin' man, I 'spose... except for maybe all them
nasty scars. Make him look scary, real strange-like –
and evil! Had him a real sharp nose, too; like most
Greens do. Not like us Harlies. And he was wearin' these
here... what that you calls em?" And here the naive farm
girl made two little round circles with her fingers and
held them up to her eyes out of sheer ignorance. "Likes
the kinds old folks sometime be wearin' fo' readin' and
such," she tried to explain.
"You mean
'spectables, Nadine. They's calls 'em 'spectables –
eyeglasses!" Elmo elucidated. They's fo' old folks who
can't see too good. Mister Skinner done lost.... Oh, never
minds about that. It ain't im'potant. You say he was
wearin' them... Is you sure 'bout that"?
"Sho' I's sho'"
she insisted. "He spoke real nice, too; kind'a sweet
come to think of it. Some words I don't understands.
Must be what you calls... an edge'cated man. Not like
that nasty ol' Ike, I says to myself. Say he be comin'
back real soon, too, Elmo. Don't know what fo'. He
didn't say. Didn't give a name, either. Just say he be
a'comin' back – that's all."
Elmo couldn't help
but think it was same man he'd seen standing in the
field just before he turned in his mule and plow. Who
else could it be? But then again, there have been so
many people coming and going lately, he didn't think one
more would make any difference. But it did make him feel
a little uneasy, vulnerable. He felt naked; and he was.
Nadine sensed the
tension in her husband's unclothed body and, like the
good wife she was, decided to do something about it. She
walked over to the window and reached for his crotch.
She squeezed him gently, and repeated her earlier
challenge in the same soft and sultry voice: "Still
wants fight, Elmo?"
A noise came from
under the bed.
BANG!
The sharecropper
answered his wife the usual manner; he said nothing.
Instead, he reached for is overalls that were piled up
on the kitchen floor and put them back on. He then
walked over to the bed where he reached down the bed and
plucked up his young son like a trapper pulling an
opossum out of its from its hole, along with the copper
kettle drum and long wooden spoon. He picked him up,
threw him over his shoulder like a small sack of Harley
beans and carried the boy outside.
He soon found a
piece of rope lying on the ground he'd been looking for
earlier, which he used to tie the little drummer boy to
small apple tree he'd planted there when they were first
married. It hadn't grown much bigger since then; but it
could still do the job. With a stern look and a stiff
finger, the father admonished his noisy and impetuous
son: "You wait here, boy! I'll be right back. He let him
keep the kettle, but not the spoon.
Back inside Nadine
Cotton was sitting on edge of the bed, naked as a Nubian
bride and ready to, to.... well, fight – What else?
"How 'bout supper?" she smiled upon her husband's
quick and anticipated return.
The Harlie slammed
the door behind him and eagerly began pulling the straps
from his shoulders. "The beans can wait..." he smiled
right back. "I's can't."
As it had happened
so many times in his painful past, the Harlie's troubles
all melted away, like ice on fire, in the warm embrace
of his wife's long, loving embrace. There was really
nothing else to say. Elmo was a happy man; and he was
glad Nadine was there to remind him of that. She was
always there, it seemed; and she always understood. She
was the only one that ever could.
"Is you ready to
fight now, Elmooooooooooooooooooo...?" she moaned
one last time.
Chapter Five
The Mule, the Moon, and the Redstone Tree
IT WAS ALREADY LATE SEPTEMBER, and the sun was still as hot
as it had been all summer, and the real work of
harvesting hadn't even started. The Harlie grew wearier
and more suspicious with each passing day. Elmo couldn't
even begin to help Nadine around the house with all the
domestic chores that still had to be done: the roof
needed fixing, the stove needed a new smokestack, and
Nadine still wanted a new bathtub. She worried about her
husband more and scolded him less, knowing, of course,
that it would only make matters worse if she did.
Sheriff John
Townsend did stop by several more times by the end of
the month, just like he said he would. And each time he
rode through the iron gates of Haley on the old gray
mare, his head seemed to hang just a little lower, and
his eyes squinted just a little bit more, than they did
the day before. Elmo was sure by then that there would
be a trial after all; and he certainly didn't want to be
in Harley when it happened. He knew the verdict, of
course; it was as plain as black and white, and as clear
as the stripes on his back.
"Mighty hot... for
September," spoke the Harlie to no one in particular
while braking his plow for a minute under the noonday
sun to wipe the sweat from his eyes. He looked at the
mule and added "I reckon we could both use a little
rest."
The sun had always
played tricks on the Harlie's mind, and that day was no
exception. Thoughts of what'd happened in the mountain
still haunted him; even in the daylight hours when he'd
hoped work would take his mind off it. He was actually
more scared than he should've been, all things
considered, and suspicious of just about everyone. He
was just not himself lately, as his wife was so keen to
observe. He had changed somehow. He was different. And
it all began the day he came down from the mountain. Was
it something that happened in the long dark tunnel?
Confined spaces frightened him, and he avoided them
whenever possible, along with rats and bats... and other
things. But he wasn't only thinking of the tunnel, which
was most likely the cause of his recent phobia; he was
also considering the time he'd already spent locked up
in the Redstone Tree for beating Dickey Dilworth. Even
in the quiet open fields he felt trapped, like a raccoon
with nowhere to run.
The sound of
thunder still echoed in his ears. He could see the rocks
falling all around him; he could still feel the water
rushing by his toes and feet. He could smell the smoke,
and fell the fire. He could even feel the earth moved
under his feet from time to time. It was like living in
a dream, a nightmare; and he just couldn't wake up. And
then there were the dreaded footsteps in the dark.
SPLISH – SPLASH – SLPISH –SPLASH. They seemed to have
followed him all the way back to Harley. But most of
all, and what he found most disturbing, were the voices.
He could still hear them. They never went away. And they
always sounded the same; like they were crying, it
seemed; just like they were before all hell broke loose.
They were the voices of dead men: Smiley, Webb, Sam,
Boy, Homer, Hector, and, of course there was Little Dick
Dilworth still crying out in the dark for his momma. And
they were just as scared as he was. It was the same
cacophonous noise he'd heard inside the tunnel that dark
day on the mountain. And there was nothing he could do
to stop it.
Even from the bean
fields of Harley, he could see the tall pines of the
Silver Mountains; and beyond that, the volcanic crown of
Mount Wainwright itself, where it all began. It stood
before him, looming in the distance, like a great
conical tombstone rising out of the desert, not unlike
the mighty Masada where a handful of brave Jews
defiantly made their last stand, choosing death, even at
their own hands, over tyranny. It was a daily reminder
of all the Harlie was trying so desperately to forget.
Like a green and purple haystack that had been sliced in
half, the crater appeared ominously silent, floating on
a vapor in the early morning mist, a monumental
tombstone, poking its head through a cloud like the
horns on top of the Harlie's his own steamy head.
For no particular
reason, Elmo suddenly found himself visualizing
Red-Beard's distorted face inside the ominous cloud. In
a strange and disquieting way, it almost made him feel
as though the crazed colonel was still alive. But that
couldn't be, he imagined, Rusty was dead, and so was the
colonel; the sheriff had told him so. They'd found the
body, but not the gun that killed him. It was shotgun,
just like the one that he'd brought up in the mountains
with him that day. He was also thinking of the man in
the field. He knew the two were somehow connected; he
just didn't know how, or why. Or maybe it was just his
imagination. It was at that point when the sharecropper
first began questioning his own mental faculties.
Along with
everything else that was on Elmo's mind, he began
thinking more and more of what he'd brought back with
him the mountain that day, the so-called Motherstone,
the same one that once rolled out of the dead man's
hands and into his own. Other than his Uncle Joe, he
hadn't shown it anyone, not even his wife. He didn't
think she'd understand anyway. He was right, of course.
How could she? He didn't know what make of it himself.
One thing he did know, however, was this: Whatever it
was, it was his. Uncle Joe said so. And that's all that
seemed to matter. The only question now, he reckoned,
was – what to do with it?
"Might fetch me a
dollar and a quarter," he said to his mule in the
strange and casual way he was accustomed to addressing
the dumb animal. It was almost as if he were chatting
with a friendly neighbor, or a ghost, about, say, the
weather or the price of coffee, just to pass the time of
day. "It ain't gold... but it must be worth something. You
think?"
The mule responded
accordingly in its own imaginary and ambiguous voice,
which somehow always came across as confrontational:
'The colonel thought so..."
"Uh-huh," said the
Harlie, admiring the mule's reasoning, which was always
a source of comfort and relief. "Could buy Nadine that
new bathtub she's been a'wantin' – and maybe some new
shoes for lil' Ralph. Hell! I'll get me some shoes for
my own damn self," he suddenly realize, glancing sown at
his own sore and naked feet. "What's that you say,
Mister Mule? You say Harlies don't wear no shoes? Well,
I know one Harlie who do – Ike Armstrong – That's who!
He's Harlie; at least that's what he say he is. And done
he gots him some shoes! Humph! Mighty fine shoes, too!"
"Gots more than
shoes," reminded the mule.
"I heard that,"
the Harlie agreed. "Ol' Ike's got more of everythin', I
reckon. Yes he does."
The mule concurred
with a weary but confident nod.
"Gots more than
most... More than he needs," insisted the Harlie,
continuing his curious conversation with the animal just
to amuse himself and, perhaps, ease his troubled mind.
"What more do he want?"
The mule knew.
"Don't you know?" it asked.
"No, I don't."
"I thinks you do."
Elmo responded: "I
thinks you lost yo' mind, Mister mule."
"Your wife..." said
the beast. "He want Nadine."
"Well, he have to
kill me first."
"He want that,
too."
Even though the
words proceeded from his own quivering lips, the farmer
still didn't recognize them for his own. And even though
he knew it was true, he didn't want to talk about it.
"Hush up, you ol' jackass!" he rebuked the animal.
"Ain't no one talks 'bout Nadine like that – but me! You
hear? Besides, I don't believes you anyway."
"Then you're a
fool, Mister Cotton," replied the mule, glibly.
Elmo didn't
particularly like being called a fool, even by himself.
But it was true, and he knew it. He also knew how Ike
felt about his wife. It made him think. "You know,
Mister Mule, you just might got somethin' there." Elmo
never forgot what the landlord said to him that day he
returned from the mountain: 'Say howdy to Miss Nadine
for me, now. And tell her I's be looking for her'. Those
were his exact words, recalled the Harlie, wishing now
that he hadn't. And they still stung, like acid on an
open wound. "Did you see him? He was holdin' that thing
between his legs when he said it! Did you see that,
mule? Did you see it! Even a dumb ol' jack-ass know
what that means.
"Mens do that all
the time," answered the mule.
"No. Not all
mens... Leastways, not when they's talkin' about another
man's woman, they don't. No they don't."
The mule tilted
its head, the way dogs sometimes do for....well, for no
reason at all it seems, which makes it that much more
difficult to not to notice. "Is that why you wants to
kill him?" it seemed to be saying.
Elmo paused, as if
hearing a knock on the door around midnight when no one
was expected. Go away! He wanted to shout. But what came
out instead was: "Shut up!"
"It's not so
hard, you know..." suggested the beast.
"What not so
hard?"
"Killin' a man."
"Who said anythin'
'bout killin', mule?"
"You did.
Remember?"
Elmo was confused;
he had no one but himself to blame. "You mean the
colonel?"
"It was easy.
Wasn't it?"
"But I didn't... It
wasn't me. The gun..."
"I know, I know,"
said the mule, shaking its sorry head. "– it just went
off. You already told the sheriff that."
"I's in enough
trouble as it is," he reminded the animal. "Killin' ol'
Ike ain't gonna make it any better."
"Can't make it any
worse...."
"Now look'ye here,
Mister mule... killin's again' the law. You knows that!
Besides, I's ain't that kind'a man."
"What kind is
that?"
"The kinds what do
murder," Elmo reminded himself. "Ain't never kilt a man.
Ain't never entered my mind." He knew it was a lie, of
course; and so did the mule.
"I know one man
who think you is. And he dead now."
"The grocery
clerk..." Elmo suddenly recalled: the man who wanted to
take Nadine from him. He almost did. And now he was
dead, just like the mule said, just like old man
Simpson. "That's different... and besides," he protested,
"I didn't kill that man."
"That not what his
momma say," argued the mule.
Elmo had no
answer. In fact, she wasn't the only one in Harley that
felt that way. It was no secret that Elmo Cotton had
asked Nadine to marry him first. Even the man with the
pock-marked face knew it. 'And that's why Mister Cotton
did what do,' shouted the grieving mother of the fat man
who was just as fat and ugly as the three hundred pound
corpse. 'That's why he killed my boy. It's murder!' she
cried, even as Lester Cox lowered the triple-sized
coffin into the muddy soil, which took ten strong men
and the better part of the afternoon to accomplish.
"That's right!"
hee-hawed the mule. "That's what they say: Kilt one man
already. Killin' another man ain't gonna make no
difference. And if anybody deserve to be killed, that be
Ike Armstrong. Yes he do. Shoot! I kills him myself,
ifin' I could holds the gun and pulls the trigger, joked
the fingerless quadruped. "You know you wants to. They's
gonna kill you anyway, boy. We's all gonna die! Might as
well..."
"Damn you, mule!"
scolded the Harlie, wishing Mister Dixon had never
burdened him with such a worrisome beast, "You knows I
ain't no murderer. And you knows I ain't got me no damn
shotgun. It was stolen! Up there in them hills. You was
there! Remember? And if I did have me a shotgun, I just
might shot you instead – Humph!"
"Then you is a
murderer," reasoned the animal.
Elmo knew the mule
was right, of course, and therefore couldn't rightly
argue with the animal's sterling logic. If he'd killed
one man or one hundred, it wouldn't have made any
difference; the punishment would be just the same.
Death! Why, even a dumb jackass could see that. The
trail was over before it began, just like before. The
verdict was final; it was spelled out and written in
petrified blood, the blood of the Redstone Tree: Death
by hanging. That's how murders die.
Elmo produced a
small green carrot from top pocket of his overalls and
shoved it in the animals face.
"So why not make
the crime fit the punishment?" suggested the mule, as if
reading his master's mind, while chewing on his cud.
Like the yoke
bearing down on the back of a beast, the Harlie could
already feel the rope tightening around his fated neck.
He began wondering if maybe he really did kill
Rusty Horn, and not have known that he did it. It was
possible. He had heard of such things happening before;
they were usually the result of some traumatic
experience, something the sufferer would just as soon
forget, like getting kicked in the head by a mule. Or,
maybe he just didn't want to remember. Guilt, as all
sinners know, has a way of protecting itself and, can
sometimes be disguised in denial. Just ask any
alcoholic, an honest one if you can find him.
It wouldn't have
been the first time the Harlie had killed, either; if,
as the mule so eloquently stated, that also included
animals as well. He did it before by putting put down
his own hound dog after it gotten the mange and was too
old and blind to hunt anymore. But that was different;
it was a mercy killing, and he didn't want to do it
anyway. He was good dog too. Even if he couldn't catch a
rabbit, or a raccoon, anymore. Naturally, it made the
Harlie sad to have to shoot the poor animal. It was just
one of those things. It had to be done, he reckoned,
like putting down a lame horse. It really wasn't as
difficult as he thought it would be and, even though he
still had doubts about it from time to time, it was
something he would just rather not talk about; and he
would do all over again if he had to. Like the mule
said: it ain't that hard. Well, damn it! he thought,
maybe it should be. Murder, killing or whatever you want
to call it, even when it is justified, should be
difficult. It shouldn't be easy; at least not that easy,
as easy as putting down a dog, or squashing a horsefly.
That's what makes killing so serious, so personal, and
so... so real! Perhaps that's what war is all about, and
why they so difficult to win – sometimes impossible. And
thank God for that! It's suppose to be hard, and ugly;
if they weren't, we would have too many them. War
without pain and death would not only be ridiculous, it
would be impractical, and far too expensive; and it
would never end. Wars are dirty and dangerous
propositions, and messy, like cutting off a limb or
surgically removing a diseased organ, a heart or lung
perhaps, and hoping the patient can somehow survive.
Naturally, they are to be avoided at all cost; and, just
like the return of the Lord, the day and the hour we
know not when, we should always be prepared: like having
a shotgun in the barn, or a Colt 45 in your holster...
just in case. That's why they call it the 'Peace-maker'.
Think of it! The war-child did, but not so the dog, or
the mule. And he did it with his own shotgun; the same
one that was now missing from his barn. He did at close
range, the way these things supposed to be done. The dog
never knew what happened. In fact, at the time, he
almost seemed to understand, with that same tilted head
and those same soul searching eyes dogs are famous for,
even in the face of certain death. Ignorance, at least
in the case of the loyal cyanine, is not only bliss, it
is actually quite charitable. He didn't even blink, or
bark, Elmo suddenly remembered. He just sat there,
looking straight up at his master with a wrinkled old
face and those big brown eyes. His nose was cold and
wet. But the gun was so old and rusty that it almost
backfired that day, taking the Harlie himself down as
well. It took only one shot to the head. It was easy.
Elmo never fired
the gun after that, but kept in the barn for
safekeeping, just in case he ever had to use it again.
He hoped that would never happen. And for many days
after, he would still whistle for his dog from time to
time, whenever he saw a rabbit or a raccoon running
through the brush. The dog never did come; and the
raccoon always got away. The Harlie had merely forgotten
he'd killed the poor animal; perhaps just like he killed
Red-Beard. The difference between the two, however, was
that he still regretted killing the dog.
"They say you
killed him," regurgitated the mule, along with a
mouthful of carrot cud.
Elmo shot right
back. "Killin' ain't the same as murderin'."
"That depends."
"On what?"
"Who you ask."
"Red-Beard..."
whispered the Harlie under his breath, recalling a
conversation he'd once overheard between Homer Skinner
and the infamous colonel Horn.
The sun was
beating down harder than ever. There was no rain in
sight, not even a cloud in the sky. "That's what you
really want," repeated the beast. "That's what this is
all about. Ain't it? Red-Beard's dead, and so is Homer.
It's all about Ike now? He gots it comin' to him, you
know. It's as easy as..."
"As fallin' off a
log," Elmo continued, thinking not so much about the
words once uttered by Little Dick Dilworth just before
they said goodbye outside the long dark tunnel, but
something, or someone, else. A man, dressed in fur. He
was standing off to the side, by the cave. He was there.
There was something in his hands. A gun maybe? The
Harlie was leaning on his the handle of his plow and
thinking it over when his mind suddenly shifted back to
the man in the bean field, the same shaggy 'hillbilly'
Nadine said came to his door the day before. He seemed
to have vanished – just like that! the way mountain men
sometimes do, he imagined. Elmo didn't know how, or why,
but he began thinking that he might've seen this man
before, the day Red-Beard was shot to death on top of
the mountain. He didn't know if it was the glasses, the
beard, or the strange looking clothes. There was
something familiar about him. But the Harlie just
couldn't remember what it was. Maybe he just didn't want
to remember.
But the mule did.
"He was there, you know – behind the rock."
Forgetting his
work all together by now, Elmo Cotton drove his plow
into the muddy soil. He remembered hearing some rocks
falling by the tunnel just before the gun went off and
seeing something moving in his peripheral. But there was
so many other things going on at the time that he never
knew for sure what was really happening. There was a gun
pointed in his face. Elmo knew he was going to die. He
was scared. It was getting dark. There a black cloud
over the mountain. The earth moved! It opened up. The
ponies ran away. The sound of a gun. BOOM! A cloud of
smoke! Homer! he cried. The old man was still there, but
he was dead. And then everything was black. He couldn't
remember anything more. But the mule was right about one
thing, the Harlie had to admit: there was someone there,
someone... He looked to the ground and drove his bare
toes deep into the muddy soil. "It just went off!" he
shouted in the sacred solitude of the bean fields where
he thought no one could hear him; only louder than ever
before, as if that might somehow absolve him of the
crime. But someone else did hear; and it wasn't the
mule.
"Who's there?" the
Harlie whispered out loud.
No answer.
He looked at the
mule. Still, no answer.
Elmo was going to
say something to the animal; but he didn't. Instead, he
picked up his plow and went back to work. And so did the
mule.
* * *
AS
AUTUMN SET in and the winds began to blow down from the
mountains into Harley and beyond, Elmo grew more and
more restless. With each passing day his face became
longer as the days became shorter. Most folks usually
found relief and comfort in the cooler temperature
around that time of year, which they would sometimes
enjoy by taking a short but well deserved break late in
the afternoon. But not Elmo Cotton; he didn't have the
time for any of that. There was too much work to do; and
he was already a week behind.
Nadine often
wondered what was going on inside her husband's head.
She knew that something was wrong; something was
bothering him. And when she asked him about it, which
wasn't very often, Elmo would quickly change the subject
or suddenly remember something else he should be doing
just then and disappear into the fields, or somewhere.
He wanted to tell her – everything! He really did; but
he knew she wouldn't understand. How could she? She was
just... just a woman. He didn't know how much longer he
could keep it from her. Keep what? He wasn't even sure
what it was he should be hiding; unless, of course, it
was the truth. But what is the truth? He'd asked himself
that same question at least a thousand times; but, just
like Pilate before him who washed his hands in the blood
of the Lamb two thousand years ago, the Harlie received
no answer. He wouldn't know the truth if it struck him
in the face, or shot him in the chest. So, rather than
telling the truth, or admitting what was really going
on, he simply tried to avoid her, which was becoming
more and more difficult to do. It only made the farm
girl more suspicious. Elmo was never very good to lying
to his wife either; and besides, Nadine Cotton just
wasn't an easy person to deceive, especially with those
damn horns on top of the Harlies head showing all the
time.
Then one day the
sharecropper received an unexpected visit from Mister
Lester Cox, the official coroner and undertaker of
Creekwood County, which included the township of Harley
and much of the surrounding area. At times, Lester would
journey as far south as Old Port Fierce to peddle his
specialized goods and services, which were as necessary
there as anywhere else. Mister Cox had even done
business in Shadytown from time to time, where folks
generally took a dim view, and were naturally
suspicious, of white men in black coats who profited
from death by selling coffins they couldn't afford
anyway.
Lester just
happened to be making his rounds in Harley that day, in
search of new or potential customers when he heard the
news that a certain young sharecropper might soon be in
need of his professional services; of which he would be
more than happy to oblige, at the usual rate, of course.
Besides that, he needed the work. With the war over, and
most of the bodies properly disposed of, business was
down – six feet to be precise. He was headed in that
direction anyway to purchase a sack or two of the famous
Harley beans, which he would serve to his higher paying
clientele on those special occasions where refreshments
and other accoutrements were called, and paid, for.
Naturally, he would also stop by Charlie Kessler's
Brewery that day to pick at half a dozen kegs of 'Double
print' cornbrew to wash down the beans with.
Despite a rather
long and drawn out face, and the sobering personality
that naturally accompanies those in that morbid line of
work, Mister Cox was actually a gregarious and
light-hearted fellow with friendly disposition; although
you would hardly know it merely by the sober expression
impressed, at birth perhaps, upon his dark and dreary
countenance that would and could break out in tears at
the drop of a hat (or a silver dollar) which well-suited
his unique and unenviable profession. Along with a
sincere and sentimental smile, Lester Cox was also,
chiefly on account the travels his industrious trade
would take him, know to be not only a fair and honest
man, but a reliable source of the latest news and
information; and, in that sense, at least, he was always
welcomed.
Having served the
good (and not so good) people of Harley and Creekwood
Green for the past twenty-two years, Mister Cox had a
way of knowing just about everything going on between
the two opposing towns, whether he was supposed to or
not. 'Comes with the territory' Lester would say, having
figured out long ago how closely related grief and
gossip actually are, and how to make the most of them,
and the best of both worlds. And no wonder! If you can't
trust our own undertaker, well then...Who can you trust?
Mister Cox knew exactly what to say and when to say it.
He also knew when not to say it, or just keep quiet,
which also came in quite handy in his chosen line of
work. Lester was a master at communication as well as
disguises. He had to be. It can with the job, like the
smell of flowers and formaldehyde. Lester knew his
clientele well, both living and dead. He knew their
pasts, their presents and, especially, their futures;
although not as well as he would have liked; the grim
reaper not being known for his punctuality. 'We all
gotta go sometime,' was one of his favorite expressions.
And he would say it in a low conciliatory voice, that
re-assuring kind undertakers are famous for. He made it
sound so... unavoidable; desirable, in a strange and
morbid sort of way that only Lester could afford. He
knew who was dead and who wasn't; more importantly, he
knew where all the bodies were buried. He knew because,
more than likely, he put them there.
According to
Mister Lester Cox, the word around both towns was that
there would be a trial, after all, and that Elmo
Cotton was as good as hung, which, of course, was what
brought him Harley in the first place. Better known for
his sympathy rather than his subtlety, the Creekwood
undertaker consoled the Harlie by first extending his
condolences, however premature and un-welcomed they
might've been at the time, along with promising the
unfortunate sharecropper not only a professional
embalmment and proper Christian burial but the right
proper coffin to suit his own specific needs and
personal tastes; and his budget, of course.
Cedar was Lester's
favorite and personal recommendations, chiefly because
of its rich sweet scent, water resistance, and other
desirable characteristics found in better coffins
everywhere, including a bell alarm which could be
sounded from within the wooden sarcophagus with a simply
pull of a string attached to a bell mounted at the
headstone; if, in fact, the dearly departed was not as
departed as he or she, or anyone else for that matter,
otherwise might've wished them to be. Naturally,
mistakes like these happen from time to time; and they
are quite unfortunate, as well as embarrassing, whenever
they do. "But not my clients!" Lester would proudly
proclaim, and rightfully so, "When I plants 'em... they
stays planted." Not everyone agreed, of course; which is
precisely why Lester incorporated into all his contracts
a 'money back guarantee' to any unsatisfied customers;
something that not only increased his profit margin by a
hundred percent, but confounded his competition, who
were rumored to 'bury first and ask questions later',
many of whom were quickly seen scrambling to revise
their own morbid contracts to include the lucrative
clause, retaining the bell... well, just in case. It just
made good business sense; and business, for Lester Cox
anyway, was never better.
Eventually, these
lively corpses that had somehow managed to escape not
only the grim reaper but the doctor's knife and the
embalmers needle as well, become know, appropriately
enough, as 'dead-ringers'. Needless-to-say, they always
got their money back, and kept the coffin as an added
bonus. Redwood was Lester's second timber of choice;
cypress coming in a close third. Mahogany, along with
other varieties 'soft woods', were his least favorite,
chiefly on account of their tendency to rot too quickly.
Hard woods, such as poplar and oak, were good, too; but
they were expensive and heavy, and hard on the
pall-bearers. "Cedar and red keeps the termites away,"
the undertaker would note in his official capacity; " –
and they don't leak!" Pine was the cheapest, of course:
a simple rectangular box with four handles and covered
with a plain linen cloth. It did the job, but that's
about all. 'And besides,' he would caution his more
frugal minded customers: 'pine boxes are for tramps and
cheap whiskey. Needless-to-say, Lester sold many of
these in Harley, as well as Shadytown; and he would
occasionally give them away, charity permitting,
especially when he was overstocked.
Lester also
received a small commission on each coffin he sold that
he didn't personally manufacture himself, although he
was always careful never to be too much of a salesman in
times of grief and consolation. 'Nobody likes a pushy
undertaker,' he would say quite sincerely, and
correctly. 'It ain't good for business... and besides, it
just ain't right.' You see, Lester was not only a fair
and honest man, but he god-fearing one as well. He
realized, of course, that one day in the not too distant
future, someone else would be driving his hearse, and
that he would be the one in the back, inside a box, and
destined for a six foot hole just like everyone else.
When it came to matters of the here-after: 'You can
never be too careful', Lester often proselytized.
Charity has its own rewards, and there are no money back
guarantees. And to further promote his morbid business,
of which he himself would soon be on the receiving end
of, Mister Cox was always quick to point out: "And when
you got to go... there ain't nothin' better than a 'Cox
Box' (the name Lester himself invented and applied to
own special line of cedar and redwood coffins) to get
you where you ought'a be." And no one knew that better
than Lester Cox.
Many considered
Lester an artist, and a damn good one at that, marveling
at his many occupational skills and talents, especially
when it came to utilizing his own special embalming
technique that were actually an old family secret, or
recipe if you will, passed down from one generation of
Coxes to another, as fiercely protected as Aunt Bea's
recipe for holiday fruitcake or Uncle Lummis' meatloaf
surprise (the surprise being meat itself; not that
anyone ever questioned where it came from but... rumor has
it that ever since Uncle Lummis began preparing his
famous 'meaty' dish, there seemed to be alot less dogs
and cats roaming the streets of Creekwood Green than
there used to be) and just as difficult to digest. It
was said that Mister Cox could indeed put a smile on any
corpse – on the Lucifer himself, in fact; if, on that
glorious day of the devil's fated demise he was
commissioned to perform the satanic ritual that would
rid the world of evil once and for all. Lester was a
master at bringing the beauty out of death. Work for him
was a labor of love and, in many cases, a downright
challenge.
As previously
hinted upon, Lester was also a generous man who, after
the embalming procedure, would often throw in a free
shave and haircut (Mister Cox was also a proficient
barber when need be and quite the haberdasher) whether
the dearly departed needed one or not. Most did, of
course; including not a few of his female clients, the
hair follicles continuing to function long after
Riga-mortise set in, allowing for beards and mustaches
to crop up over the putrid dead skin even in the most
delicate places. Manicures and pedicures were not
uncommon in Mister Cox's parlor. And he would apply
liberal amounts of make-up to the bloodless cadavers,
just to make them their best. It was, after all, the way
they would be remembered. "Every corpse a testimonial!"
boast the undertaker.
For a modest fee,
Lester was also known to provide other accoutrements as
well to his deserving cliental, such as formal clothing
for those who couldn't afford them or had never owned
them in their previous existence. And for the sake of
family and friends, the Creekwood coroner would
sometimes clothe his more destitute customers in his own
fine linens, which he would stealthfully remove from the
body only moments before the celestial hearse was sealed
forever, and save them the next poor customer. It was
said that many a tear would fall inside Mister Cox's
funeral parlor. And if, for whatever discourteous or
neglectful reason, there were not enough mourners at the
wake to achieve the desired effect, the magnanimous
caretaker would often hire a Harlie or two, out of his
own deep and generous pockets, to act as professional
mourners for the solemn occasion and, perhaps, sing a
hymn or two. 'Can't no one can sing the blues like them
Harlies!" he stated quite correctly. Not only was Lester
Cox proud of his work but, as he pointed out to the
Harlie that very same day: "It comes with a full money
back guarantee, son... if not completely satisfied."
Elmo wasn't
thinking about funerals or wakes, least of all his own,
that day; and he certainly wasn't thinking about
coffins. But he was intrigued at the caretaker's
proposal; and he did appreciate the concern. It was all
done so... so professionally, he thought. Elmo had heard
all about the scented coffins, the flowers, undertaker's
generous attitude towards Harlies in general, and, most
of all the special magic Mister Cox would work on his
lifeless clientele, at times making them more famous, or
infamous, in death than they ever were when they were
alive, and just as loved or loathed. Needless-to-say,
the Harlie was quite impressed. However, the fact that
it all came with a 'money back guarantee' still puzzled
him greatly, just as it did everyone else, come to think
of it. He was also considering other things Mister Cox
had told him that day, including what Sheriff John and
his deputies found up the mountains. Elmo wasn't
surprised. But what really made him uneasy was the fact
that it'd taken everyone so long to find out. It was not
good news. And so, naturally, he tried to keep it from
his wife. But Nadine already knew more than her husband
suspected and didn't push him too hard on the subject;
especially after Mister Cox's unexpected visit, which
she thought a little premature, and his promise of a
'money back guarantee', which was something she had a
difficult time with as well. The sudden and untimely
appearance of the Creekwood coroner had not only made
them both a little nervous that day, but slightly
confused.
It seemed there
was just nothing Nadine Cotton could do to ease her
husband's troubled mind or soothe his burning brow,
which would break out in fever now and then, keeping him
up late into the night pacing circles on the floor and
smoking his corn-cob pipe; a habit he'd only recently
acquired, and one she certainly didn't particularly
appreciate, especially since corn-cobs, at that time at
least, were commonly used as a sanitary device in the
extraction the fecal matter after a bowel movement. But
fevers, like bowel movements, don't last forever, the
farm girl was quick to observe. Elmo's did. He also
complained of headaches and dizzy spells, something he
never did before. He found it difficult to sleep, and
would wake up at all hours of the night, rolling in the
bed and sweating on the mattress, despite the chilling
temperatures that crept in with the night that time of
year. And then he would simply get up, light up his
corn-cob pipe and begin pacing the floor all over again,
occasionally glancing out the window as if he was
expecting someone, or something. He would even walk in
his sleep at times; at least, that's what it seemed like
to his wife who would sometimes follow him around like a
mother hen looking after a sick chick. His son, Ralph,
who also noticed his father's late-night activities,
once mistook him for a ghost, or, as the little boy so
aptly put it, as only little boys can do – the
'bugger-monster!'
He didn't even
want to 'fight' anymore, which told Nadine that
something was seriously wrong. He'd also become
strangely quiet during these stressful nocturnal
episodes, and would stand by the window for hours
looking out on the moonlit fields that still needed
harvesting and plowing, many of the un-picked beans
already withering on the vine. He began taking to the
bottle as well, another newly acquired vice the Harlie
had suddenly, and much to his wife's chagrin, took habit
of. But fortunately, that only lasted as long the bottle
did, which was never very long; at least, never long
enough to have any lasting effect or cause any serious
damage. The truth was, he simply couldn't get as drunk
as he wanted or needed to at the time; corn liquor,
beer, and other alcoholic beverages being considered a
luxury most Harlies simply couldn't afford. In fact, the
only spirits they sometimes indulged in were those they
could produce for themselves, like homemade wine,
bathtub gin, or moonshine whiskey – White lightnin'!
They learned to make out of leftover grain from those
who they sometimes referred to as the
'hill-peoples'.
More than once
(especially when he was drunk) the Harlie stumbled from
the bed and out into the kitchen. He wasn't looking for
food, or liquor, as his wife suspected at the time, but
something just as desirable. And it wasn't his pipe.
Nadine knew what he was after. It was under the bathtub,
right where he kept it. She saw him put it there soon
after he came down from the mountain; and he kept going
back ever since. She didn't exactly know what it was,
except that it was round and black; but she knew for
sure what it was doing to her husband, and her. And she
hated it. And when he did finally come back to bed, it
was as if two perfect strangers had somehow crawled into
the same sack, accidentally perhaps, and fallen asleep
on opposite sides of the bed.
"Come back to bed,
sugar," she implored her frustrated husband as she lay
awake alone in bed that cold and lonely night.
Elmo was standing,
silently starring out of the open window just as he did
the night before and the night before that. He reached
for his corn-cob pipe, the same one that he'd picked up
on the road not far from where Sherman found the dead
catfish, struck a match across the course surface of the
sill, and lit it. Before long he was blowing steady
streams of thick white smoke through his dilated
nostrils. He liked the soothing affect nicotine had on
his senses, and tried not to think about the corn-cob
too much. One of the older women who worked in the
fields had given him the tobacco. It wasn't nearly as
strong or aromatic as the Cuban cigar he'd smoked around
the campfire with Homer and Hector one starry in the
woods, which he was too inexperienced to fully
appreciate at the time; it was certainly not as
enjoyable, owing perhaps to fatal fact that he no longer
was in the fellowship of men with common cause and
common interests. Besides, thought the Harlie, his mind
drifting through the billowing white clouds: Nobody
likes smoking alone...or drinking for that matter, as he
pulled the cork from the jug.
But his mind was
not on his smoke, or the drink. He wasn't even thinking
of his wife at the time. He appeared, however, to be
wrestling with one inescapable thought in mind, like
Jacob wrestling with the angel of the Lord in his own
personal trail, that particular night; an activity
sometimes produced under the influence of the tobacco
plant's most potent and active ingredient, nicotine,
which those in the medical profession classify as a
'stimulus barrier drug', the effects of which can
include, along with a variety of other symptoms, a
temporary concentration of brain activity, which would
also explain the addictive nature of the drug, and why
those who imbibe in the sacred weed find it so
difficult to quit. Drawing heavily on the short stem of
the pipe, Elmo gazed up at the crescent moon riding high
over the mountains through a long disjointed cloud. The
moon was silvery and white, like the metal found on the
edge of a fine Turkish blade, a scimitar of Ottoman
origins; a Persian weapon that speaks in that ancient
and alien tongue, warning of an advancing army camped
just over the desert horizon: Crusaders on horseback;
the Knights Templar, perhaps; black riders with white
faces, carrying guns and crosses. And on the lunar
surface there was a horse; and on the horse there was a
man; and the man was in the moon. He was wearing a badge
and had Chinese eyes; he was also carrying a rope. And
silhouetted against the orbiting satellite, like a black
crucifix fixed upon the milky white host, stood the
infamous Redstone Tree, as cool and clear as it had ever
appeared to him, more frightening than he could ever had
imagined, and deadly to behold. Elmo responded by
blowing a long cloud of white smoke out the window and
up into the deep dark heavens, where, as he would one
day come to know, it all began.
Lil' Ralph had
already fallen fast asleep on the sofa next to the stove
by then. It was his favorite place in the whole house,
especially on cool autumn nights such as these when the
winter wind first began to howl. He would often fall
asleep there, but always ended up in bed, or at least
under it, with his mother and father whether they were
asleep or not. It was only natural; after all, he was
still only a boy.
Nadine eyed her
husband coldly from across the little room, wondering if
there was anything she could say, or do, that might
drive him back to bed and under the covers where he
belonged. He looked wildly exhausted, she thought, the
way insomniacs often do in that agitated state of alert
drowsiness. She repeated her earlier concerns, but from
a more spousal point of view. "What's the matter, Elmo?
Why's you so blue? What's ailin' you, sugar?"
Elmo clenched the
stem of his pipe firmly between his teeth and answered
in a low but forceful voice. "Nothin'," he said.
Nadine didn't
believe him, of course. "Come to bed..." she begged with a
long suggestive sigh.
"It ain't that..."
he sheepishly replied.
"What is it then?"
"Nothin'," he
repeated.
The Harlie was
lying, of course; he wasn't a sheep, he was a goat; the
horns proved it, although he was too wrought with worry
to notice them at the time. But Nadine could see them as
clear as the pointed red tail between her husband's bare
naked legs. The devil was showing his horns again. He
was just too tired to fight, both literally and
figuratively; and, as men often do in these situations,
he was too proud to admit it. Twice that week he'd
refused his wife's nocturnal advances: once, when they
were alone in the barn and the smell of hay and hyacinth
suddenly reminded her, the way odors often do, of the
first time they'd made love, despite the repercussions
that surely would have ensued if old Farmer Simpson had
caught them in the immoral act only three days before
the wedding. And the second time was the night he
returned from the mountain when, in her usual seductive
way with her hands in the proper position, she casually
beseeched him in that low and sultry voice,
"Elmoooooooooo..." she moaned. It was usually enough to
reduce him to a quivering bowl of giblets, or at least
get his attention. "Is you ready to fight?" she
reiterated the previous proposal from across the cold
and clouded room. It didn't work then, either. That
night would be no different.
Elmo laid the pipe
on the open windowsill and walked away.
Nadine rolled over
and put her face to the wall. She knew it would only be
a matter of time. She could already hear the footsteps
shuffling over floor as he headed for the kitchen, just
like he'd done every night since he returned. She knew
what would happen next. He reached down under the tub.
As tired and
frustrated as she was that night, not only from her
husband's nightly wonderings and wanderings but the
never-ending chores of being a farm wife and mother, she
was bond to stay awake. She only wanted to talk to him a
little, but knew she would first have to get him back in
the bed. "It's that black thang again– Ain't it?
That, that stone!" she nearly shouted, positioning
herself at the edge of the little narrow bed and staring
coldly at her unreceptive husband. She knew what he was
on his mind. And it wasn't her.
"Shhhhhhh... You'll
wake up the boy," cautioned Elmo, from inside the
kitchen, which was actually just another part of the one
large room making up the entire wooden structure, but
cut off from view by a stack of makeshift cupboards in
the center of the room. It was something he'd been
expecting, but was actually a little surprised she'd
brought it up so soon, and so suddenly. It was the first
she ever mentioned the stone with so much passion and
disdain. Naturally, he'd expected her to find it
herself, sooner or later, preferably later, under the
bathtub where she knew it was hid all along. She did, of
course, although it was the last place on earth he
thought she would ever look, all unpleasantries
considered. And even if she did find it, he'd believed
he would be able to explain it, somehow. He was wrong
about that, too. He couldn't. The words just weren't
there. But the stone was. "Go back to sleep," he
silently spoke, kneeling by then on the floor in front
of the old tub like a man getting ready to vomit up his
supper after a long night of drink and debauchery. "It's
alright," he whispered, reaching under the tub and
running his finger over the glassy black orb.
Nadine lied back
down on the bed, her back facing the wall. She knew what
he was up to. "Seems you wants that black thing more
then you wants me," she declared outright in a voice as
cold and dark as the night itself, and just loud enough
wake up the child who was sleeping on the sofa.
Elmo froze, jerked
his hand out from under the tub and stood up in the
darkness in his underwear like a naughty child who'd
just awoken from a bad dream and was caught peeing on
the floor out of sheer panic.
"I said...Ain't that
right, Elmo?" she repeated, only more loudly, which woke
up the boy driving him off the sofa and under the bed
where he safe, or so he imagined, from the dreaded
bugger-monster.
The Harlie had it
coming, and he knew it; but still, it was something he
wasn't quite prepared for. Not yet anyway. He walked
slowly over to the bed and crawled over his wife like
she wasn't even there. They lay back to back for a
while, like a married couple that was too old, too
familiar, and just too tired to do anything else. There
was nothing else he could say, or do; so did nothing,
although he knew that was a mistake.
Nadine Cotton was
not a woman to be crawled over so easily; and she
certainly would not be ignored. Turning slender her body
a hundred and eighty degrees on the bed and taking
carful aim, she placed a knee directly into her
husband's backside and demanded a full explanation.
"It's that thang," she growled through the
threads of the old patched quilt she'd sown together as
a child, which she knew, even then, would one day adorn
her own matrimonial mattress. At the time, however, she
had no idea of just how cold and lonely a wedding bed
could be, "– Ain't it!"
The Harlie was
lying opposite her and facing the wall when the blow
occurred. He quickly pulled the blanket over his head
and pretended not hear. The sharecropper knew his wife
well enough to know it was not a question at all; it
certainly was not a request. It more like an order: a
warning, actually; a statement, pure and simple,
accurately applied and painfully delivered, the only way
a farm girl could. It was deliberate and direct, as
kicks in the backside usually are, and something that
demanded an immediate response, the absence of which
would only exacerbate the problem by confirming her
suspicions and worsen his dire predicament. But he had
nothing to offer; nothing to say. So instead, he simply
got up, walked back over to the opened window, which was
actually the only one in the entire house, picked up his
pipe and stared blankly back out at the moon and stars
above. Sleep would have to wait that night, if it ever
came at all; and so would the fight, they both
quickly and sadly began to realize.
The moon was still
playing hide-and-seek with the cloud as he stood there
by the open window more frustrated than ever. It was a
Harvest moon, which only reminded him of all the work
he'd neglected so far. The mountain was asleep, or so it
seemed. It looked old and lonely, the way Homer did just
before...just before he died, the Harlie was thinking. A
cool dry wind was blowing through the fields. He could
feel it. It was cold. It smelled like, like winter.
"It's not what you think, Nadine," he finally spoke,
refusing to meet her face to face.
It was not what
his wife wanted to hear. And she told him so in no
uncertain terms. "Now how do you know what I's
thinkin'!" she suddenly exploded from under the quilted
comfort. "Humph! If you did know what I's thinkin'...
you wouldn't standin' over there in your under-draws all
by your lonesome-self, like some damn fool," she further
erupted, as any woman would under the circumstances, and
as every husband deserves once in a while, especially
when he is, in fact, standing in his under-draws and
acting like 'some damn fool' in front of his own wife
when he should be sleeping besides her.
"I's gonna bury
it..." Elmo heard her say from under the blanket.
It was the first
time Nadine Cotton had talked to her husband in such a
bold and brazen manner, and in that tone of voice. It
sounded almost like a threat. "You'll do no such thing,
woman," he replied from across the room in voice his
wife barely recognized.
"So you finally
noticed, huh?"
Drawing heavily on
his pipe, the Harlie paused. "What?" he said, expelling
the long white ghost from his nostrils.
"That I's a woman.
That's all."
The Harlie just
been emasculated, and by his own wife. He felt
embarrassed and ashamed, like he did when Ike Armstrong
verbally abused him in the bean field not too long ago.
In making such a statement, with its sexual
implications, she was also questioning her husband's
masculinity, which insulted him even more. It was
something she never had to remind him of before. It
hurt, like all castrations do, whether they are
preformed physically or verbally. And it wasn't so much
the cut, or the open wound it left behind, that pained
him so, but rather the hand that held the sacrificial
knife. It was a familiar hand, a beautiful hand, small,
subtle, and strong; there was also a ring in one of the
fingers. He didn't know what to say, but he knew he had
to say something. And so he did. "All right, Nadine.
You're a woman! I can sees that. But I's still the man..."
he answered like a legless man after an amputation who
can still feel the absent toes in the dead and lifeless
stump. "I be the man, Nadine!"
"Don't be too sure
'bout that, Elmo" she returned, driving the blade just a
little deeper into the flesh; more, perhaps, than was
actually necessary, or called for.
It was not what
the Harlie said next, but what he didn't say that
suddenly made his wife sit up on the bed and take
notice. He said nothing. And that was a mistake, too. It
was one thing to put down Nadine Cotton who, being
raised as a simple farm girl from Harley and the
daughter of a sharecropper herself, was actually quite
used to such rude and boorish behavior, but it was
something else entirely to ignore her. Not that Fred
Simpson would ever abuse his own farmer's wife in such a
cruel and segregating manner (he knew better than that)
but living on a farm did have its moments; things could
sometimes get ugly, as well as dirty. Nadine Cotton
deserved better then that; and so did old man Simpson,
even in his grave. And Elmo knew it. But that didn't
stop him from saying what he said next, which was
probably even a bigger mistake: "Just what is it you
wants from me anyway, w-woman?" he stammered through his
pipe.
It was the way he
said it that finally forced his wife out of bed that
night. "Well, if you don't know by now, Elmo Cotton,"
she fumed, standing beside the bedpost like some
nocturnal spirit in distress. "You ain't never gonna
know."
"Oh... that," he
sighed, almost apologetically. "Now I gets it."
"Oh, no you
don't!" the apparition struck back. "And you ain't never
gonna get it, if you keeps on talkin' like that! Oh, no
you won't... Humph!"
The Harlie
realized, perhaps a little too late, exactly what he'd
done. He'd just scorned his own wife; and for that, he
was truly sorry. The pipe had died out by then, along
with his last desire. After several unsuccessful
attempts to re-ignite the corn-cob bowl, he climbed back
into the bed. It seemed the fire was out and there was
nothing he could do about it. With his circumcised tail
shriveled up between his legs, and his horns tangled in
the quilt, Elmo tried his best to apologize. "I's sorry,
Nadine," he said, nervously drawing his hand to her
shoulder and pulling it back just as uncertainly. He was
close enough to hear her breathing; but he was afraid to
touch his own wife. He was more afraid not to. "It's
just..." he tried to explain
Nadine Cotton
tried to understand. They'd had their moments in the
bedroom before, but nothing like this. This time it was
different; this time the fight was for real, and it had
nothing to do with sex. It hurt them both, and in
different ways. "Used to be almost every night..." she
distantly sighed. "What's wrong with you anyway, Elmo?
I's your wife. Don't you know me?"
At least she was
still talking to him, the Harlie was relieved to hear.
"I's just ti'rd," he said, instinctively reaching for
the top of his head to see if his horns were showing,
"That's all."
"Ti'rd of what,
Elmo? Me?"
He was going to
say yes, if only to put an end to it all, but knew even
that was a lie; even though, in truth, there were many
times when he really was tired and just wanted to be
left alone, even from his own wife. Without meaning, or
wanting, to hurt her, Elmo made the same mistake he'd
made only a moment ago. He said nothing. It was the one
thing, the only thing, he could've done to make matters
worse; which, of course, it did.
Nadine Cotton
simply could not bear the silence, especially in her own
house, under her own roof, in her own bedroom, and
particularly from her own husband. "Don't you be goin'
quiet on me again, Mister Elmo Cotton!" she quickly
responded, jumping on top her husband to personally
confront the problem face to face, once and for all,
like she should have done when he first began acting
this way. "I know what you is thinkin'. I's your wife.
Remember? You should'a left that thang (the
Harlie equivalent of 'thing') up in the mountains, where
it belong, with Mister Homer – Humph! You say you's
gonna bring me back some gold. Humph! Say you's gonna
buy new a new bathtub. Humph! Well I don't don't see no
gold, and I damn sho' don't see no new bathtub. No I
don't! Just what it is that thang you brought back
anyway, Elmo? What kind of stone is that? Where you find
it? Let me see it. Give it to me!" she suddenly demanded
in a voice that left the Harlie a frightened, and
perhaps a little angry.
Just then a cold
wind rolled down from the mountain, along with sudden
streak of lightening that burst through the open window
with a clap of thunder, followed by a long hard rain.
From across the room it blew the blanket off the bed.
Nadine screamed and fell to the floor. Elmo jumped up,
rushed over to the window, and pulled in the shutters.
He then ran back to comfort his wife who was rolled up
on the floor by then like a shivering white ball in the
corner of the little room. "It's alright, Nadine," he
whispered in her ear as he picked up his wife and put
her back into to bed. "Just fo'gets it. Fo'gets
everythin'."
"No... You fo'gets
it," she whispered right back, turning her face hard
against the wall. "And forget about me." She meant it,
too. The farmer's wife had made up her mind on the whole
matter by then, and there was not enough wind and rain
or thunder and lightning in Heaven or on earth to make
Nadine Cotton change it. All it did was to confirm her
previous suspicions and what she'd been thinking about
ever since her husband returned from the mountain with
that... that 'thang'.
Elmo lay on his
side of the bed that night looking out the open window
holding the pillow to his chest. He couldn't sleep. He
wasn't thinking about his wife anymore; he was thinking
about the stone, that 'thang', and they both knew
it. Nadine stayed awake as well; but she would not
comfort her husband that night, and pretended to sleep
instead. From under the covers the Charlie's wife
suddenly began to cry, softly, wondering what else she
could do. It seemed there was nothing left to say. They
couldn't even 'fight' anymore; his horns would
only get in the way, the farmer's daughter sadly
imagined
It was over. Elmo
could hear it in the sobbing of her voice. He could feel
it when he tried to touch her again. Nadine wept. The
Harlie shook his head. She'd never spoken like that to
him before. It sounded so final, like the sound of a
door being slammed in his face and bolted. It was the
door to his wife's heart; and he didn't have a key. It
didn't even sound like her. It was enough to make him
weep. And he did. He broke down and cried right in front
of her, perhaps for the very first time.
Maybe it was the
sobbing that finally brought the Harlie's wife back to
him that night; something in his tears, perhaps, falling
like the so many shingles off a broken and wind -worn
roof. Or perhaps it was something else. Nadine's husband
was not a crying man. She knew that, of course, which is
exactly what prompted the farmer's wife to do what she
did next. Sensing the sudden urgency and desperation in
her husband's tearful response, and pitying him for the
first time since they'd met, the farmer's wife buried
her feelings, as well as her pride for the time being,
and turned around so that she and Elmo were face to face
on the bed again. She did it not because she had to, and
not because she was his wife, but simply because she
wanted to. They were still husband and wife. And there
was nothing in this or any other world that could change
that. Not even that...that 'thang'. She thought she
might talk to him a little more. "You know peoples is
talkin' about you, Elmo," she softly spoke, "all over
Harley. They be sayin' such things... Po' Elmo Cotton.
Elmo be sick. Elmo in trouble. Mister Cotton done lost
his mind. Must be goin' crazy! And that ain't all they
be sayin'. Some folks is talkin' about someone dyin',
getting' kilt up in them hills... Ter'ble things, Elmo.
Ter'ble! Sheriff John be comin' 'round all the time
now. And he ain't just talkin' to you, sugar; he be
talkin' to lots of folks. And now all Harley be talkin'
about you. Me, too! And Lil' Ralph..." she added with more
than a little concern. "And it ain't right, Elmo! It
just ain't right. There even be talk of a trial... goin'
to jail... and somethin' 'bout a hangin'! Do you hear
me, Elmo? They talkin' 'bout a hangin'! Soon, they'll be
talking 'bout me and Lil' Ralph like you's already dead.
That ain't right, neither. And why you 'spose they do
that, Elmo. Why! It's ter'ble. Just ter'ble! We ain't
never done nothin' wrong. Why?" she wept. Why?" And here
the farmer's wife paused. "It has somethin' to do with
that stone – Don't it?" she finally had to ask, even
though she knew it wouldn't do any good.
It did have
something to do with the stone. Elmo knew it did; he
just didn't know what it was; at least not yet. And even
if he could explain it to her, or anyone else for that
matter, it wouldn't have made any difference; it
certainly wouldn't have made her feel any better, he
sadly concluded. And so, he didn't even try. Instead, he
did the only thing he could think of at the time. He
told her what he should've been telling her all along:
"I don't know Nadine... I just don't know. And that's the
truth," he sighed.
The truth was
enough, for the time being anyway; and it actually
seemed to work. The Harlie's wife was satisfied for the
first time in a long time. It was all she really wanted
to hear that night, even though she knew deep down that
Elmo still wasn't telling her everything. And so Nadine
Cotton closed her eyes and went to sleep in her
husband's arms. She knew that wouldn't be the end of it;
and so did Elmo. In fact, it was only the beginning.
Sleep did not come
easily for the Harlie, not like it did for his wife who,
despite all that had happened, and didn't happen, that
night had fallen into a snoring slumber. And so he went
back to the window, just for a while, to think things
over. The rain had stopped by then, but a chill remained
in the air and the floor was still wet. He was thinking
about his wife and what she'd told him only moments ago,
about the talk, the rumors, and most of all about that....thang.
The gossip simply couldn't be avoided, not in a small
town like Harley anyway; and it really didn't bother him
as much as it should have. It was the thought of dying
that still had him tossing and turning. Death! It was
something he wasn't quite ready for. Not yet. Not now!
and certainly not the kind of death he would have to
face if... His eyes rolled in his head and finally settled
on a familiar shadow, formed perhaps by the moonbeams
passing through the low-hanging branches of a nearby
evergreen tree, dancing on the ceiling. It reminded him
of what happened the day his Uncle took him into
Creekwood Green to see a man being hanged. It was
something he would never forget. The images remained
with him to this day: the rope, the black hood, the
Pastor reading the Bible, and all those faces, not to
mention the horrible sight of the hooded executioner,
the one they called the 'Grasshopper'. He was a big man
whose face, some say, was deformed beyond all human
reckoning; an accident of birth, it was suggested at the
time, and one too horrible to behold. The hood just made
it more convenient. He didn't talk; he said not a word
as he performed the deadly deed; although it is reported
that once when asked by a local newspaper editor if he
had any remorse for his actions or sympathy for those
he'd executed, the gentle giant simply shrugged (and
perhaps he even smiled that day; but we will never know,
for by then the black hood had become such a permanent
part of Grasshopper's grim attire, he refuse to take it
off) and replied: "What happens between man and his
Maker is none of our business. It's my job to make the
arrangements.
But what
frightened the Harlie the most about capital punishment
was not the men who participated in the ultimate act of
Justice, but the means by which it was delivered. It was
the image he was chiefly afraid of: the Redstone Tree,
a petrified redwood, standing right in the middle of
town, bare of bark and branches, leafless and lifeless
save one single arm that formed the crotch of the
'Hangman's knee' upon which the dead man hung, suspended
in time and space for all Humanity to ponder. Simply
stated, the Hangman's Knee was the one remaining branch
from which rope and noose were suspended. Like a ship's
boom it loomed straight out over the grassy green of the
park, perpendicular to its smooth skinned host, and
equally petrified in that frozen position. Together,
tree and branch provided the ultimate penalty in
Creekwood County (which included Harley and all the
surrounding territories) for those committing the most
capital offenses, which included, among other things:
rape, horse-stealing, cattle-rustling and, of course,
murder.
Despite Mister
Cox's earlier condolences, sweet smelling coffins, and
anything else the Creekwood coroner could offer his
perspective client that day, including a money back
guarantee, Elmo never really thought it would come to
that – Not a hanging! He just wouldn't allow it. And he
didn't think the sheriff would, either. Never-the-less,
it was something the Harlie would rather not think
about; and so, however impossible that was, he simply
tried not to.
As previously
descried, he'd been to a hanging once before. It
involved a horse thief, whose name presently escaped the
Harlie, which was a capital offense at the time (and
should be today! if the owner, or the horse, had
anything to say about it). Not that it mattered; no one
seemed to have know him, except for maybe for a few
unsympathetic relatives who looked as though they didn't
want to be there in the first place, the man whose horse
he stole, and, of course, the horse. It happened in
Creekwood Green, not too long ago. It was done right in
the center of Middle Square Park, just as it always had
been, at the Redstone Tree. It was three summers ago.
His Uncle Joe had brought him there just for the
occasion, without his mother's consent. He just thought
it was the right thing to do. Elmo was sixteen years old
at the time; old enough to know, reckoned ol' Joe
Cotton; '...and there are some things a man just has to
sees to knows,' he admonished his young nephew at the
time. Homer was there, too.
It was a mild and
pleasant day, as just then recalled leaning on his widow
sill on the other side of twilight, but still very hot.
The sun was shining. It was cloudless day. The sky blue
and there were birds flying overhead. The park was
crowded that day, he recalled, and there were children
playing in the park; there were even some other Harlies
on hand whose faces he couldn't place at the time. 'Good
day for a hangin',' he remembered an old man saying to
him as they stood and watched the Creekwood execution,
more commonly known as 'The Grasshopper' for reasons
that will soon become apparent, place the noose over the
condemned head of the criminal.
It was the first
hanging Elmo had witnessed; it was also the first time
he'd ever seen a man die. He hoped it would be the last.
It wasn't. And it all happened right there beneath the
Redstone Tree, just like it always did. Everyone was
invited, including Harlies. As it were, 'colored' folks,
as well as Indians, had always been invited to the
gruesome event of capital punishment, and for good
reason. It reminded them of what happens to evildoers in
general, be they red, white or black, and without
prejudice. The Law did not discriminate; at least it
wasn't supposed to, and neither did the Grasshopper. His
ropes came in all sizes and lengths; the nooses he
knotted himself, testing each one for strength and
performance the day before the execution, usually by
fastening them to sandbags corresponding the actual
weight of the condemned prisoner and dropping them in
the prescribed manner. If the hemp broke, which is
exactly what happened that particular day, the
executioner knew he had failed; in which case he would
simply construct another one on the spot and begin the
whole process all over again, perhaps using a thicker
rope and a few more knots; a little whale oil always
helped, and even made for a more comfortable fit and a
cleaner break. It was the only time it had happened, and
was actually quite embarrassing; of course; it would
never happen again. Fortunately for the executioner, and
everyone else for that matter, there were a family of
Harlies in attendance that day who were able to save the
day, along with the Grasshopper's reputation, by
entertaining the disappointed and beleaguered crowd with
hymns of lamentation: 'Swing Low Sweet Chariot' and a
few bars of 'Nearer my God to thee' while the hooded
headsman knotted his noose. Lester Cox was there too,
naturally; taking the opportunity to show off his latest
line of Coxes' coffins, which included a magnificent
casket made of solid ebony with mother-of-pearl inlay
and African ivory handles that nobody could afford
anyway, and peddle a few plots in the process. The
condemned man's relatives settled on the plain pine box,
Lester's least expensive, draped in a white linen cloth
(the prisoner requesting black, which unfortunately,
Lester didn't have in his wagon at the time). 'It's more
than he deserves,' a gray-haired prostitute was heard
murmuring as she handed Mister Cox her last silver
dollar. She may have been the prisoner's
mother.
As it were,
'colored' folks, and Harlies in particular, had always
been invited to the gruesome event of capital
punishment, and not just for their entertainment value.
It served to remind them, and anyone else for that
matter, of what happens to evildoers in general, black
and white. Everyone in the adjoining townships were
encouraged to attend the executions as well, which
included, but were not necessarily limited to:
incarcerations, whippings, dunkings (which were
performed in a nearby duck pond), pilloryings, tar and
featherings, along with various other forms of human
punishment (some still like to call it correction) know
to mankind at the time and practiced without prejudice.
It turned out to be an excellent crime deterrent; not
just for Harlies, but for everyone! Naturally, having
the sharecroppers attend the execution of a Creekman, or
woman for that matter, made the punishment that more
effective, and just. It merely adding to the
humiliation, especially if the individual being
'strung-up' was a bigoted racist predisposed to hating
non-whites in general and Harlies in particular, and who
would just as soon be drawn and quartered in their
absence with his lifeless head placed on a spike for
everyone to see and spit upon (if, indeed, it was within
his power to do so) rather than go to hell where he
would undoubtedly spend eternity in the company of
murders and thieves no unlike himself, with his last
visual image of Humanity being that of a black man
staring straight up at him with smile as wide and white
as the Pearly Gates themselves. Perhaps the prospect of
having so many sorrowful black faces looking up at him,
pitifully, and knowing that it was the last earthy
vision his evil eyes would behold, would be more shame
than one white man could bear in a lifetime, especially
a bigoted one. But bear it he would, and must; and he
did. And wouldn't it be surprising if this same poor and
pitiful soul, repentant at last like the thief on the
cross in a final moment of reflection and forgiveness,
was met on the other side of eternity, not by Saint
Peter at the Pearly Gates of Paradise, but rather by a
old Negro cook standing in front of an old rusty
barbecue pit with a smile on his face and a spatula in
his hand Surprising? Why, it would be downright
liberating! Talk of Justice!
But the Redstone
Tree was not only an instrument of Justice and death,
although it was all that and more; it was, moreover, the
visual representation of the seriousness of the Law, how
it worked, and what it stood for. It was both principal
and agent combined in the same organic red object, with
a single solitary function. And it worked. All the time!
Every time it was tried, in fact; sometimes, even when
it wasn't supposed to. But Justice is not always just,
and it's not always equal. It's a human invention, at
least in our own flawed and finite interpretation of it;
and it does not always conform to the Law of God, which
is precisely why God, in His infinite wisdom and mercy
gave us the Law to begin with; and even then it doesn't
always work. Just ask Moses! Or Uriah the Hittite, if
you don't believe me. Justice is not always blind,
either... well, at last she isn't colorblind. Hell! Any
Harlie could tell you that much. Justice can be also be
subjective at times, ambivalent, vague, sweet and sour,
good at best and wicked at worst, fickle to the bone
and, just like a woman apt to change her mind at the
drop of a hat. And her scales are tipped not only by the
corruptible hands of man, but sometimes by the finger of
God Himself, who lords it over not only man and nature
but all his other creations as well, animate and
inanimate, in this world and the next, above and below,
there and beyond, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Even the
devil does God's bidding from time to time, whether he
realizes it or not; but not for the reasons he believes
and much to his own diabolical chagrin and infernal
frustration. Not all miracles come with healing; some
come with pain, and even death; ask any martyr, or
saint. 'And we know that in all things God works for the good of
those who love him, who have been called according to
his purpose,' as the apostle clearly states.
And in his own benevolent and self-absolving way, the
executioner will invariably claim, rightly or wrongly,
that he is merely doing God's work and earning his daily
bread in performing his duties and carrying out his
responsibilities, regardless of what he, or anyone else,
may think of its application; and, that in doing God's
bidding, however humanly conceived and fallibly
executed, he is simply obeying the Infinite's Will. Of
course, he too will one day, just like the rest of us
fools, find out if he was right or wrong, and whether
Paradise was made for fools and mortals such as us, and
the hangman.
The man being
executed that day was indeed a Creekman. Whether or not
he actually hated Harlies, as our bigoted friend once
did, was difficult to tell; but Elmo did recall that the
man smiled at him before the black hood was draped over
his hideous head. It could've meant anything, he
imagined – or nothing. He was strung up on a Sunday
morning, right before church services, with everyone
watching, including many women and children from
Creekwood Green, and a handful of Harlies. Along with
horse theft, the condemned was alleged to have raped a
woman; presumably, the wife of the man's whose horse he
had stolen. No one was exactly sure which crime he was
actually being hanged for, both crimes carrying the same
terminal sentence. Nobody really cared; except maybe the
man at the end of his rope.
'The Tree', or Ol'
Red' as it was affectionately referred to at times by
many of its many most ardent admirers, was actually all
that remained of an ancient Redwood tree (Sequoia
sempervirens) that had died over a hundred years ago and since turned
to stone. Diminished over the years to one third its
original dimensions by time and elements, the giant
Sequoia was thought to have once stood over a hundred
feet tall, which, coincidentally, was approximately the
same height of the great Colossus at Rhodes depicting
the Greek god Helios. But unlike that Mediterranean
masterpiece included as one of the seven wonders of the
ancient world which we now can only witness through the
myopic eyes of historians and artists, the Redstone Tree
survived, for the most part anyway, as a stark red
reminder of a once towering and glorious past, however
grimly presented. Jutting out of the blood red obelisk
was a lone and leafless branch, the aforementioned
'Hangman's Knee' that reached ominously out over the
grassy green knoll of Middle Square Park at a perfect
ninety degree angle just as it had done for over two
thousand years. It made the Harlie shutter every time he
thought of it, or passed by the lifeless trunk that had
once served as his home and prison for ninety days and
an equal number of cold and lonely night. For it was
there, inside the impregnable fortress of petrified wood
Elmo Cotton was punished for a crime which, as far as he
was concerned, was never committed. The limb itself was
approximately eight inches in diameter and about fifteen
feet or so above the ground, the dimensions required to
fulfill its indispensable purpose. It looked rather like
the crooked finger of an old man; all twisted and pale,
and as cold and hard as the trunk it sprang from.
Now it was from
this same solitary branch the doomed individual would,
barring any unforeseen circumstances of course, hang by
the neck until dead. It didn't take long; a few seconds
was all it took, depending, that is, on the strength of
the man at the end of the rope, his determination to
live, and the skill of the executioner. As always, there
were those who, either through mechanical malfunction or
sheer will power, refused to die so quickly or easily,
at least not without putting up a good fight. Naturally,
it only prolonged the agony and delayed the inevitable.
'Dancin' on air' or 'swingin' from the Redstone' were
just a few colorful expressions ascribed to these
unfortunate individuals whose necks were not
instantaneously broken by the force of the fall (a
determining factor when considering the size and length
of rope actually needed to support the weight of the
prisoner, which, although calculable to one degree or
another is not always that accurate, as we already know)
and could still be seen struggling for their last
breathe long after the trap door swung open beneath
them. For these unlucky few, a bullet through the brain
would be a more merciful means of execution. But, as
Sheriff John himself once replied, in the direct and
impersonal manner expected of those in position of
authority, when asked to do just that by the flailing
father one these same die-hard individuals who'd been
convicted and sentenced to death for sexual molesting a
child: 'Waste of a good bullet...' The deviant recidivist
only got what he deserved, and it wasn't one of sheriff
John's the bullets. He finally died that day, but not
before dancing a 'gig in the air' that lasted for nearly
fifteen suffocating minutes until his lifeless body hung
cold and limp. It was a grim reminder of the God's
awesome and infallible Will. And it is man's job, his
responsibility, his oath and honor, his sacred duty, to
carry out that Will by whatever means necessary. It's
just that plain and simple; something a child could
understand, even if he is too young appreciate or handle
such truth. Everyone in Creekwood County and beyond
recognized it for exactly what it was. It was The
Redstone Tree: Truth and justice personified in
petrified wood, persevered for generations to come,
standing tall and straight like the Statue of Liberty
carved in stone, not in New York harbor where the
huddled masses go to migrate (Imagine that, aliens... with
unalienable rights!) but right there in the middle of
America where the light of Justice burns just as
brightly, not from a lady's lighted torch but rather
from a tree: a tree with a great red trunk and a
bloodstained arm, crowned with rows and rows of razor
sharp spikes splintering outward like shark's teeth or
so many jeweled barbs on Lucifer's satanic crown, and as
old as Eden.
Reserved for such
egregious crimes as the ones adjudicated above, capital
punishment remained an option, beyond mitigation, left
open to both judge and jury at all times, if not for the
sake of Justice then at least for whatever deterrent
effect if might have on future and potential
law-breakers contemplating such a wasted life of crime
and debauchery. And if that alone has saved one life,
prevented one woman from being raped, or one horse from
being stolen... well, then perhaps the Redstone Tree has
indeed served its purpose after all, despite its
questionable reputation and even at the expense of any
innocent blood that might have been spilt in the
process, which, of course, is to be expected from time
to time in all due process. Sometimes, it just can't be
helped.
Of course, there
will always be those namby-pamby milksops who will
argue, quite eloquently at times from their own liberal
perspective, that the shedding of even one drop of
innocent blood should be reason enough to warrant an
immediate and universal moratorium on all capital
punishment whatsoever. And to further their magnanimous
and merciful cause (never mind what the families of the
victims of such heinous crimes might have to say about
it) these same sanctimonious nincompoops have recently
proposed that Ol' Red along with its bloody and infamous
limb should be cut down and tossed onto the bonfires of
hell along with all of man's other failed and flawed
inventions they likewise deem too cruel and unusual to
exist. But let their own their own children be murdered,
their own wife raped, or their own horses stolen right
from under their saddle, and then, maybe, just maybe,
their rhetoric will not wax so eloquently; and they may
even begin to look at Justice from a quite different and
more personal point of view; the way it should be
observed, and applauded; the way it was meant to be: an
eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, and a life for a
life, and served with a vengeance
But through all
the doubt and debate, Ol' Red worked. It always worked!
It had to work. And it worked not only for capital
punishment, but for lesser offense as well, including,
larceny, bank robbery, perjury, wife-beating (but only
if she didn't deserved it), vagrancy, public
intoxication, or just being a nuisance to society and a
general pain in the ass, not to mention breaking another
man's leg for peeing in a bathtub. And for these and
other lesser crimes and misdemeanors, the Redstone Tree
served as a fine and functional prison. For, in the
hollow base of Redwood there was placed (either by
natural or unnatural design – No one knew for sure) the
makings of a small but comfortable prison cell that was
sealed off from any and all outside influence by a row
of strategically iron bars inextricably embedded into
the petrified wood thereof, so as to incarcerate the
inmate within the confides of The Tree indefinitely and
with no possible means of escape other than risking life
and limb by assailing from within the crowned head of
'Ol' Red' only to be caught up in the end, if he were so
bold to make such a foolhardy attempt in the first
place, in the razored jaws of death, the sharks' teeth
waiting him above; and there to be impaled on top of The
Tree, in a fashion that might be familiar to the
bloodthirsty prince of Romania, Vlad the Impaler, like
some mortally wounded trophy for all to see and pity,
and thus be warned: 'Now don't let this happen to you!'
Many considered
Ol' Red a necessary evil; a thing of beauty in whatever
application it was utilized. Even those who'd spent a
night or two locked up in the Tree for crimes they may
or may not have committed, would surely agree; if they
knew what was good for them;. and if asked upon release
whether or not the punishment was fair and just, the
answer would invariably be – Yes! Except, of course, for
the most unrepentant and hard-boiled criminals who will,
with their last dying breath, plead their innocence
(funny how they're all innocent at one time or another)
before God and man, reminding us all of the good and
holy works they'd performed in their corporeal
existence, even as they stand before the Great White
Throne; in which case God, being the sole Judge and
undisputed arbiter in all things, mortal and immortal,
and who will surely have the final say on that great and
terrible day, will turn to the unrepentant soul and
repeat the words of the Savior: 'Depart from me, ye
workers of iniquity; for I have never know you.'
Enough! We
leave eternity to God. For now all that remains is a
question for mere mortal minds to ponder: Is punishment,
capital or otherwise, administered by the fallible hand
of man? Or is it omnipotent hand of God that holds the
rod that strikes the saint as well as the sinner? Does
it even matter? You be the Judge. You decide.
But before you
do, let us now consider the executioner himself, the one
they called the 'Grasshopper', who bears closer
examination in that regard. He was a relatively young
and heavy-set man who wore a dark brown robe that
covered most of his broad body. His hood was black and
hung darkly down to his well-rounded shoulders; not so
much for the sake of anonymity, although that too was
certainly a consideration, but for more personal and
practical reasons. As evidenced by the entomological
appellation assigned to the hangman (one not of his own
choosing by the way) it was said, or rumored as the case
may be, that the young man's face had been deformed,
perhaps at birth, in the exact likeness of the insect
for which he would forever be associated with – the
Grasshopper. And not just any grasshopper. For it was
further suggested that the executioner's head did, in
fact, bear a keen and uncanny resemblance to that of the
many fat brown grasshoppers known to inhabit the grassy
meadows just outside the perimeter of Middle Square Park
and beyond. They were, by all accounts and by far, the
most fascinating and perhaps the ugliest creatures of
the insect world ever to crawl from the crucible of
evolution. Observed up close and studied in microscopic
detail, their mechanical-like movements and mandible
body parts could be accurately compared to the unnatural
design of some extraterrestrial's alien armor and
adorned in much the same protective utility. But Mother
Nature can sometimes be ingeniously cruel in that
regard, foregoing aesthetic beauty for practicality's
sake. And who can blame her? Besides, who's to say what
is beautiful, and what ain't? Imagine, if you will, what
a real grasshopper might think of any one of us, Adonis,
or even the handsome hammer himself, Hector O'Brien, if
per chance we were to meet on a personal level, such as
the negative Israelites coming upon the Nephilim, the
infamous giants of Genesis, in whose eyes they were as
grasshoppers their eyes. What would a real grasshopper
say? Not much I suppose! What would it think of some
clumsy giant biped that couldn't even fly, stomping
carelessly through the mashes and meadows in all it
human ugliness, swaggering so nakedly and destructively
about? Bewildering pity is what first comes to mind.
Beauty is what we, or it, perceive it to be, I suppose,
whether viewed through the myopic eyes of man or the
kaleidoscopic lenses of an insect.
On any given day
(except for Sunday's, of course; the Sabbath being no
respecter of professions) the Grasshopper could usually
be found in his typical position: standing beside the
Redstone Tree just below the Hangman's Knee with feet
apart and his arms folded in the customary position
associated with that profession. For the most part, the
hangman kept to himself, maintaining his anonymity by
way of the ominous black cloth which draped the hideous
head beneath the impenetrable curtain. His real name and
true identity was never revealed to the public, of
course; and he would most likely be buried in the same
ominous dark uniform, not-with-standing any unscrupulous
attempts to have it removed either out of disrespect,
revenge, or sheer curiosity. Besides, Lester Cox simply
wouldn't allow it. It would be like, in the analogical
words of the undertaker: '...peaking underneath the circus
tent just to get a glimpse of poor John Merrik, the
Elephant Man, in all his uncovered curiosities; or, '...
lifting the golden mask off Tuttenkumen, the famous boy
king, long after his departure into the land of the
dead.' He was the Grasshopper, the lone hangman of
Creekwood County, a man masked in mystery and myth, both
literally and figuratively; the original man in black.
But like the ten evil reports that came back to Moses
outside the land of Canaan, we are all as grasshoppers,
at least in the eyes of our enemies. Joshua and Caleb
would disagree, of course; and they did.
And in that same
Biblical vein, isn't it Moses himself, the author of
Leviticus, who permits us to partake of the insect in
question, the grasshopper, and not the Prodigal's pig?
It's Kosher, you know, and packed with protein. And
wasn't it the tiny grasshopper's first flying cousin,
the locust, along with wild honey, that sustained the
Baptist in the Jordan as he made way in the wilderness
for the coming of the Lord? Despite their horrid
appearance, as we may or may not perceive it to be,
these famous flying insects were never-the-less quite
tasty and pleasing to the palate, especially when
properly boiled or fried in accordance to the more
popular recipes of the day. And at such events and
auspicious occasions such as the one Elmo had witnessed
the day of the hanging, they could be purchased by the
dozen for the modest sum of fifty cents forth by one
Mister Freddie Fripp, who would not only cook the
grasshoppers to a delicious turn but serve them up
proudly and promptly, along with a dish of his less
famous but equally acclaimed frogs' feet. It was winning
combination if ever there was one, a gastronomical
delight, a feast fit for king or slave, and a treat well
worth the wait.
'Nothing goes
better with boiled grasshopper than Fripp's famous fried
frog's feet!' the chef himself would boast during such
gruesomely appetizing events. Of course, they would
always taste better and go down easier with generous
quantities of beer. Naturally, there was always plenty
of Charlie Kessler cornbrew on hand (preferably the
'Double Footprint' brand – Charlie's best) to properly
wash down the tasty morsels with; which, by the way is
just another reason why Capital Executions were so
popular in Creekwood Green, and why folks would come
from all around, as far away from Old Port Fierce in
fact, to not only enjoy the festive accession but get a
mouthful of fried grasshopper and frogs feet in the
process. It was the first time the Harlie had ever
tasted such a strange but delectable dish, and the first
time he ever got drunk on beer, which he knew right
there and then would certainly not be the last. Elmo
occasionally still got drunk, but never so much as to
entirely forget that distinctive taste and satisfying
flavor Freddie Fripp's fried frog's feet and boiled
grasshopper would leave on his lips and remain there for
many days to come. It was something he would never
forget; and somehow, even until this day, it always
reminded him of death. And it was all right there, right
beneath the Redstone Tree, to remind him, just in case
he ever did.
And so it was on
same inanimate object, 'Ol' Red', that the condemned
died that day, gazing down, if only for a moment, on
the curious spectators below with their smiling faces
and picnic baskets. Those faces would be the last he
would ever see: faces of family and friends, if he had
any; familiar faces, if there were any; sympathetic
faces in the crowd, if any could be found; faces with no
names; bearded faces, clean-shaven faces, faces hidden
under tall hats or behind fences; There were the faces
of women and children, too; faces of strangers, black
and white, young and old faces; grim and happy faces;
sad faces as well; Mostly, there were curious face; some
with no expressions or meaning attached to them at all;
and these, perhaps, were the most hideous faces. And, of
course, there were the faces of those individuals whose
lives were forever altered and shattered by the
indiscriminate actions of the man at the end of his
rope. As witnessed by the Harlie the day of the
execution, there were three faces that stood out more
than the others and simply could not be ignored. One was
the face of the woman who'd been raped by the doomed
criminal; another was the face of a man standing next to
his horse. And the last face, of course, was the face of
the dead man's grieving mother. It spoke not a word; but
it spoke the loudest. The face of Justice was also
there that day. It seemed to be smiling.
The mere thought
of hanging from the Redstone tree, or any other tree for
that matter, frightened the Harlie beyond all human
comprehension. Getting whipped in public was one thing;
hanging was something entirely different; it was final
and fatal; and there was no appeal. Some considered it a
modern-day crucifixion; apparently, they know nothing of
Calvary, or Roman resolve in such grave matters. The
shame alone would be more than the he could bear, Elmo
imagined that night, staring out the window at a cold
crescent moon presently hanging over his head like the
sword of Suleiman coming down hard on the holy head of
the sainted Crusader. Would Nadine and Lil' Ralph be
there to see him die such a lonely and horrible death?
Would he cry. Would they watch? The thought was too
horrible to sustain. And so, he turned around and went
back to bed.
Chapter Six
The One That Got Away
THE FOLLOWING MORNING, Elmo Cotton woke up long before his
wife, who was lost somewhere under the blanket. He
walked straight over to the bathtub, reached underneath
and pulled out the stone.
She didn't take it
after all. He knew she wouldn't. He also knew, more than
anyone, just how hard-headed and stubborn Nadine Cotton
could be when she wanted to. But she did not go against
her husband's will, no matter how corrupt and misguided
it was by then; and that meant a lot to him, perhaps
more than she would ever know. "Well, I guess that means
I's still the man..." the Harlie said to himself; even
though he his wife was right, and he did spend the night
sleeping with his pillow.
And he was still
wondering just exactly what it was he'd taken home from
Wainwright's mountain. He was guessing by now that it
must be worth a great deal more than he'd first
suspected, more than a new bathtub anyway. He thought of
turning it over to Sheriff John Townsend; although he
didn't think that would really do any good or make any
difference. But it might just prove that he was telling
the truth – or most of it, anyway. Besides, he knew deep
down that it wasn't the sheriff he was trying to
convince. It was only himself. And he needed help.
Against his
earlier suspicions and better judgment, the Harlie
placed the stone back under the tub. He knew that Nadine
was aware of that by now; she'd already told him so, in
so many unmistakable words. He just didn't know how she
found it. She would never go near the tub before; not
after what happened with Dick Dilworth – Never! He'd
hoped that she would ignore it after that, or simply
forget about it; but somehow, he knew that was going to
happen either. But if he couldn't trust his own wife...
well then, who could he trust? He was beginning to feel
that it might not have been so bad if she did bury the
'thang' after all, just like she said she would;
someplace, perhaps, where even he couldn't find it. At
least then he might be able to stop thinking about it.
But that wouldn't do. Besides, he was still 'the man';
and so he decided to keep it, for a while longer anyway.
Strapping on his
overalls, the sharecropper walked briskly out into a
cool clear Harley morning. He went straight to his
uncle's house that day, looking for some well-needed
advice. As usual, Joe sitting out on his front porch,
rocking in his favorite chair with a long white pipe
angling from his frog-like lips like the boom from a
sheet-less mast. But the fire was out; there was no
smoke; other than that, it was just like he'd he never
even gotten up.
As soon as their
eyes meet, Joseph Cotton knew something was not right.
He'd been expecting it all along, and was hoping to have
some better news for his nephew by now. He didn't, of
course. And so far, things have only gotten worse; at
least from what he'd heard from Sheriff John Townsend
whom he'd spoken to only yesterday
There were many
things Elmo wanted to say to his uncle that morning:
things he'd been thinking about since their last
meeting; dangerous things, things with consequences. And
they all came in the form of a question that summed up
all his thoughts in one short sentence: "What do I do
now, Uncle Joe?" he asked.
Sensing a certain
anxiety in Elmo's approach, along with what by now could
only be described as abject fear, Joe Cotton looked at
his nephew and said: "It don't look good, son," There
was a sense of urgency in his voice that Elmo didn't
recognize but one that he immediately picked up on;
although it was a quiet urgency, almost desperate, the
kind he would sometime hear in Nadine's voice when she
was frightened or just uncertain about something. He did
not like the sound of it at all.
Apparently, his
uncle had heard more news out of Creekwood Green
concerning his young nephew and the Law. It came by way
of Lester Cox, of course; three days ago, and it was not
good. He'd talked to Sheriff John Townsend about it the
very next day, and was doing some serious thinking on
the matter when his nephew arrived just then. He was
worried, and it showed. His face was more wrinkled than
usual, the crows' feet around his eyes having
protracted, it seemed, to cover his entire face. He
looked both worn and torn, and didn't try to hide it.
The conversation he had with the sheriff did not bode
well for the Harlie. There was a warrant. Sheriff John
tried to mitigate the situation by telling Mister Cotton
that the case was still 'officially under
investigation'; but Joe knew better than that, and he
knew what it meant, especially when it came to Harlies.
He was also wise enough to know that the time was no
longer on his side.
"What do I do?"
Elmo repeated, alarmed at the old man's hesitation.
Joe had already
told Elmo, perhaps not in so many words, that he would
have to go away, eventually; but he didn't say where, or
even when. It was a decision the Harlie would have to
make on his own. He pulled a Lucifer match from his
pocket which he struck on the palm of his hand. Joe
Cotton reckoned it was time to for some serious talk,
straight talk; but he thought he might do a little
fishing first. He spoke slowly and deliberately,
carefully choosing his words: "You know, son" he began,
sucking each syllable through the pipe as the little
bowl ignited in flames, "Just 'cause a man run, that
don't mean he's a coward. Puff! Puff! Puff! Lot's of
mens run... including me from time to time. Puff! Puff!
Elmo found that
hard to believe, and it showed. He'd never seen Joe
Cotton run from anything, or anybody; except one old
woman who used to come around to his house now and then,
asking him to marry her. But that was a long time ago,
and Joe always managed to slip away from her. "Is you
talkin' 'bout ol' Miss Myrick?" questioned Elmo,
attempting to change the subject, perhaps.
The old man smiled
through his pipe.
PUFF! PUFF!
"Only one way to
fights a woman," he confided in his young nephew that
day.
"How's that?"
asked the Harlie, just to amuse the old man.
PUFF!
"You fights 'em
with yo' hat," the uncle replied.
"Yo' hat?"
questioned the youth.
"That's right,"
insisted Joe, "yo' hat. Foist you grabs it... and then you
run!'
PUFF! PUFF!
It was clear by
then exactly what the old man was talking about; and it
wasn't about Miss Myrick, women, or hats. He was talking
about running; moreover, he was talking about freedom;
or, as General George Washington himself once found out
when he was chased out of New York City by the British
redcoats: Sometimes it's better to run, and live to
fight another day. "Tain't no shame..." reminded the smoky
old frog
The General was
right, of course; and so were the old slaves who ran
just as quickly through the underground railroads with
an angry master and a hell-hound on their trail. And
Joe Cotton was also right when, suddenly and slowly, he
turned to his nephew and said with a sigh: "You do what
you thinks is best, son. But whatever you do... don't look
back."
Elmo took the bait
and swallowed it. He knew what his uncle was doing, or
at least saying. He'd done it before. It was simply the
old man's way getting his point across without telling
him exactly what to do. "You mean I should leave – Don't
you, Uncle Joe?" the Harlie asked, knowing the answer
before it was given.
The lines on the
old man's face tightened. He'd been thinking about it
for some time. There was no other way; he knew that by
now. "Sheriff John say he be comin' back, Elmo," piped
the frog, "And he be lookin' fo' you."
Elmo tried not to
look surprised. "I ain't a'gonna run," he said without
hesitation, even though he didn't believed it himself;
not for a minute.
"He just be doin'
his job, son," reminded the old man.
Joe Cotton didn't
necessarily believe everything being said about his
nephew as of lately; but he did believe many of the
thing told to him by John Townsend. Why shouldn't he? He
and the lawman were actually close friends... well, at
least as close as Harlies and Greens were allowed to
become at the time. And the sheriff had never lied to
him before. What worried him most, however, was the
inescapable fact that the murder weapon was found. It
was a shotgun; a blunderbuss, to be more specific. Joe
knew immediately who it belonged to. He knew because
he'd given it to his nephew on his wedding day, which he
now regretted. That's why the sheriff came over to see
him. To show him the gun. There was no mistake about it.
It was his firearm, the same gun that blew a hole in the
colonel's chest. It was Elmo's gun. Still there were so
many unanswered questions like: How did it happen? Why?
What was the motive? Were there any witnesses? Sheriff
John thought he knew the answers, but even he wasn't
sure. Joe Cotton didn't know what to believe. But he did
believe in Elmo; and that's all that mattered, for the
time being anyway. And that was enough. "Never like to
see a good man run," said the fly-catcher, just as a big
blue and green horsefly buzzed in to view. "But
sometimes... sometimes, a man's got to do what a man's got
to do. And that's just the way it is, son."
It was not what
his uncle said to him that day that made Elmo even more
depressed than he already was, adding to his
frustrations and fueling his fears, but rather the way
he said it. It was almost as if Joe didn't believe him
anymore, like he couldn't be trusted. It made the Harlie
feel sick and light-headed. He was actually hoping that
his uncle would tell him to stay with him, for a while
anyway, at least at least until things settled down a
bit. That way, he could still look after Nadine and the
boy while staying out of sight. It was a big enough
house; and not many people passed by that way, except
maybe for some children that would come by occasionally
just to see the old man catch flies in his big brown
hands. Joe Cotton had thought of it also, but knew it
would be the first place the sheriff would come looking
for him; and so he decided against it. Harley was too
small; there was just was nowhere to hide. "Yes, sir...
man's got to do what a man's got to do," the old man
reiterated under the creaking of the wood, the
puffing of smoke, and the buzzing of the fly. It was
more than just a suggestion.
"But I can't just
run away," argued the Harlie, suddenly changing his tune
as Joe knew he would. "It only make it worse, Uncle Joe.
They's gonna say: 'T-there! You see! That proves it!
That proves he done it!' You know folks is," Elmo tried
to explain, growing more frustrated and, perhaps, a
little angry with each stuttering word. "I didn't kill
that man. I didn't. The g-gun went off – just like I say
befo'. I swears it, Uncle J-Joe.
The chair suddenly
stopped rocking, just like it did before. Putting his
pipe aside for a moment and leaning forward, which took
some noticeable effort for a man weighting close to
three hundred and fifty pounds, Joe Cotton appeared to
examining his young nephew's head for any sign of
dishonesty. "Well..." he concluded with a big broad smile,
which Elmo recognized immediately and took some sudden
comfort in. "I don't see them ol' horns no mo', son. So
you must be tellin' the truth." And he let it go at
that.
It made Elmo smile
as well, knowing the old man the way he did. He was even
beginning to feel a little amused at the time, and
actually thought it was funny – about as funny as
talking to a mule, he supposed. "And you ain't a'gonna
see them ol' horns no mo', Uncle Joe," he insisted,
almost as if he believed it himself. Now all he had to
do was to make the sheriff believe it; but that wouldn't
be so easy. As far as John Townsend was concerned, he
was already a 'raccoon on the run'. The sheriff said
so. And that's when he knew he would have to leave.
Picking up his
pipe and resuming his back and forth motion in a more
relaxed and familiar attitude, Joe Cotton was satisfied.
He knew what his nephew was thinking, and knew he would
do right thing after all. So he said nothing more about
it. Instead, he just sat there like a sleepy old
bull-frog, rocking on his front porch in his favorite
chair, doing what he did best, reminiscing of days gone
by and catching flies in the palm of his hand.
Suddenly, out of
nowhere it seemed, a great green horsefly appeared and
was already circling around the old man's large gray
head. The sleepy-eyed frog already had the flying insect
in his deadly sights. Elmo saw it too; and he smiled
because he knew what was about to happen; what always
happened. And all he had to do now was watch, and wait.
He knew it wouldn't take long.
And just like it
did a thousand times before, the big black hand of Joe
Cotton shot out from his side like a silent but deadly
cannon ball. The only difference was: this time, he
missed. He just... missed. It may've been the very first
time it ever happened. The fly just got lucky, thought
the Harlie at first, if indeed luck can be ascribed at
all to such a small and insignificant creature. It
survived, not unlike the little black chick inside
Homer's hen house one cold and frosty morning; and not
unlike the firefly that burst into the flames at the
campfire in the woods. This one lived. It had survived,
just like Elmo Cotton; just like the Lucky Number. And
then it simply flew away. Just like that. PUFF! It was
gone. It was the one, perhaps the only horsefly, that'd
ever gotten away for Uncle Joe Cotton. "You see, son,"
said the frog through clouded eyes and a growth of old
gray whiskers," I's can't even catch that ol' horsefly
no mo'."
Elmo thought his
uncle might've missed the fly on purpose, just to make a
point, whatever that might be. He was wrong, of course.
"Well, that don't mean a thing," said the Harlie,
noticing how old and tired his uncle really was.
"It do to me,"
puffed the frog, sadly.
Elmo lowered his
head.
"But don't worry,
son," Joe managed to smile, "This here ain't about me.
It's about you. Remember? To hell with that ol' horsefly
anyway! I'll get 'em next time. Don't you worry 'bout
that. Just you wait and see!" Now, what was it we
talkin' about?"
"I reckon," said
Elmo, not knowing quite where to begin, "we was talkin'
'bout me leavin'. Ain't that right?"
"Man's got to do
what a man's got to do," repeated his uncle for the
third time that day, his eyes at half-mast again.
"But how?" asked
Elmo, as uncertain as ever, "Where? Wha..."
"Just put on your
sailin' shoes, boy," croaked the frog.
"Huh?"
"You hoid me."
PUFF! PUFF!
PUFF!
"But I ain't got
no shoes," replied the barefooted raccoon.
"That's just a
'spression, son," explained the fly-catcher (what Joe
Cotton really meant to say was 'expression' but it came
out in the usual abbreviated vernacular) "– a manner of
speech, don't you know?"
"What do you mean,
Uncle Joe?"
Joe laughed, the
smoke breaking through his breath, and said, "I mean
just what I say, boy. Put on them ol' sailin' shoes and
go. Just... go!"
The Harlie had
heard of many kinds of shoes in his short and shoeless
lifetime, and for all difference occasions. They were
talked about and sung of by the old black men in the
fields, and in their own ambiguous manner of speech,
which they would occasionally use from time to time to
express feeling they would otherwise not be able to
communicate with a limited amount of education and in
their own metaphorically way. It may simply have been
the way their ancestors talked to one another in a
previous existence, bound up with so many chains and
superstitions, when every word they uttered was
carefully listened to and weighed by slave masters and
plantation owners who were used to such signs and always
on the lookout for 'niggers with too much education and
not enough work to do'.
Most notable of
the euphemistic footwear were, in the words of the older
slaves who probably never even owned a pair in their
entire s lives of servitude and segregation, 'dem ol'
walkin' shoes'. As in the case of 'puttin' on them ol'
walkin' shoes', which, of course, was just another, and
perhaps more effective, way of saying: 'Enough, already!
It's high time to just get the hell out of here!' And
the sooner the better, one might add. These old
gentlemen would often talk like that. Or better yet,
they'd put it to song, musically accompanied by an old
guitar, a banjo, or a simple blues harp, which is just
another name for a harmonica. It was actually a unique
blend of Southern spiritual hymns mixed with American
folk music, and a little Irish whiskey just to give it
some kick (as in kick-dancing, I suppose) and go down a
little easier. It was merely another way of leaving
their worries troubles behind, for a while at least, and
perhaps a little selfishly; in the only way they knew
how, and as often as possible.
You see, whenever
the mood or circumstance presented itself, which usually
occurred on a daily basis for most Harlies, these poor
old souls would simply put on their 'walkin' shoes',
their 'runnin' shoes, their travelin' shoes, or whatever
other 'shoes' just happened to fit them and their
specific needs at any given moment, and simply – well,
leave. Or in more rare and obscure cases, such as the
one previously described, they might have considered
putting on 'them ol' sailin' shoes' and taking to the
sea, in favor of whatever refuge they may find aboard
one of the many tall ships putting out to foreign ports
whose names they couldn't pronounce and places they
could only dream of. It was just that simple. 'That's
what shoes is fo'! would be a typical response you may
expect from any one of these self-described 'rollin'
stones' who would up and leave at of a drop of a hat, or
the wail of an angry woman. And if they couldn't do it
literally... well, at least they could do it in a song;
figuratively speaking, of course, which is sometimes
just as good, or better. They called it 'the Blues'.
The Harlie knew
what the old men in the fields were thinking about when
they sung such songs, and how they must have felt. He
knew because he was feeling pretty much the same way
himself by then. And he knew it was just his uncle's way
of telling him what they both already knew: It was time
to go. Maybe 'sailin' shoes' was just another way to
say the same thing, Elmo rightly reckoned. But still, he
didn't want to go it alone; he just didn't think he had
it in him. And he was about to say so when just then the
old man, perhaps sensing his nephew's hesitation,
repeated himself, as old men sometimes do when they have
nothing else to say on matters of grave consequence, or
just to make it stick: "Sometimes a man's got to do what
a man's got to do, son," he heavily sighed. "Just go,
Elmo. Just go..."
"You mean... like
Zeke?" the Harlie inquired, without really thinking
about what he was saying at the time.
That's exactly
what Joe Cotton was thinking about; although he didn't
want to come right out and say it just yet. But what
else could he say? What could he do? He simply nodded.
PUFF!
Joe Cotton was a
simple man, an honest man; and he never lied... well, not
that we know of. And even if he did, which is something
only old men and young women can sometimes get away
with, he did it for all the right reason, or so he
reckoned. But there was no reason to lie. Not now. Elmo
was right. Zeke did run away, just like...
"A a raccoon on
the run..." spoke the Harlie, as if completing his uncle's
own thought lat the moment, and recalling what the
sheriff had told him earlier that week
Joe sat up in his
chair, causing it to suddenly stop rocking again. "Now
who told you that?" he asked with a curiously raised
brow.
"Nobody," shrugged
the raccoon. "It's... what's that you calls it? – a
'spression. Like you said, Uncle Joe... it's just a manner
of speech."
Joseph Cotton knew
better. "You've been talking to the sheriff again –
Ain't you, boy?"
"That's just the
way he talks," Elmo tried to explain. "Asked me if I
ever do any 'coon huntin'. 'Spect he was just trying to
get me to tell him something he wants to hear."
Joe did not look
surprised. "Hummmm," he mused, drawing heavily on the
end of his pipe, "What you tell him, boy?"
"I told him the
truth, Uncle Joe; just like you told me to. Told him I
done shot me a 'coon once, but he got away. Never did
kill him tho'. Just shot at him, with that ol' shotgun
you gave me. Remember?"
Joe Cotton
remembered alright. It was the same gun he'd given his
nephew right after his wedding, as a present. It was
actually called a blunderbuss, although most folks just
called it a shotgun not knowing any better. It was the
weapon of choice of pirates and privateers on the high
seas who made good and deadly use of their wide spread
at short distances. It was especially effective when
boarding combatant ships, space being a very rare and
valuable commodity in the close quarter fighting, or
fired from mastheads into approaching enemy vessels at
their most vulnerable and valuable assets, their masts.
Joe had actually
acquired the gun one day when a one-legged sailor once
showed up on his front porch looking for a meal and
something to sell it. It was just after the war; and,
being that slaves were forbidden to own firearms, or
anything else for that matter, up until then, it was
first and only gun the bean farmer ever owned. The
sailor, who just happened to be on shore leave at the
time and recovering from the war-wound that had left him
in such a debilitated state, claimed with all honesty
but no official documents, that the weapon once belonged
to a Captain Maximilian Orlando – 'The most famous sea
captain that ever was!' the sailor proudly pontificated.
And to further his credulity on the matter, the
dismasted mariner went on to explain to the suspicious
bean farmer that he had pried it from the vice-like grip
of a dead pirate who, only moments before having boarded
his targeted vessel in the heat of a great sea battle,
had it directly aimed at Captain Orlando himself and was
about to pull the trigger. And it was just then, so the
sailor swore: 'The galley-hatch swings open – see? And
out pops ol' Spider!' He was referring, of course
(although Joe had no way of knowing it at the time) to a
young Negro cook who had recently been brought onboard
to fill that the vacant position; and who, chiefly on
account of his 'spider-like' appearance, at least in the
eyes of his suspicious shipmates who were not accustomed
to seeing such long and dark limbs on any man, black or
white, was unanimously dubbed with that specific
etymological appellation. And it was this lowly 'Spider'
cook who, armed with nothing more than a twenty-five
pound skillet, bludgeoned the pirate assassin into an
early grave, to the astonishment and cheers of his
fellow shipmates. It was a brave gesture the skipper of
the Firefly would not soon forget, and one the young
black cook was handsomely rewarded for. It was a great
story, Joe recalled, even if it wasn't true. He bought
the gun anyway, paying for it with three sacks of beans
and a half gallon of hard liquor, which the solicitous
sailor emptied right there on the Joe's front porch that
day. And the gun had hung proudly over the farmer's
fireplace (although, he would've much preferred the
skillet) until such a day when he took it down and
presented it to his newlywed nephew.
He called it a
present; not that Elmo would ever be foolish enough to
make use of the odd-looking antique that was so old and
rusty by then that it probably didn't work anyhow, but
simply because he wanted him to have it. Joe had only
once fired the old blunderbuss, just to make sure he
hadn't gotten bamboozled on the deal. He had no use for
it after that, and so he hung over the fireplace, '...to
scare off burglars and nosey neighbors,' he would
sometimes say. He hoped his young nephew would do the
same by placing it over his own fireplace some day, even
though he knew Elmo had no fireplace to hang it over,
just an old rusty stove, and never have to use it. Joe
was actually glad to get rid of it. Still, there were
times when he missed just having it around; and the
fireplace looked so empty without it. Sometimes it made
him sad. It was something he'd acquired from a Redman
Indian, an old acquaintance from across the river who
once suggested to Joe that even inanimate objects,
especially those of great personal value and
significance, such as pipes, knives, spears, bows and
arrows, tomahawks, and guns, even old musketoons like
the one that hung for so long over the old man's
fireplace, contain certain metaphysical properties
beyond their natural application and design, despite
what others may say about them. "It never woiked a damn
anyhow," said the tired old frog, just as he did at his
nephew's wedding. He was lying of course. It did work!
It had always worked. And if you don't believe me, just
ask the man who shot Red-Beard... if you know where you
can find him.
Elmo never told
his uncle what happened to the gun, or that he'd ever
lost it. He didn't think it was that important, at least
not as important as the sheriff seemed to think it was.
But the fact remained that the shotgun, the blunderbuss,
the musketoon, or whatever you want to call it was
still missing; and the only explanation the Harlie could
come up with was that someone had stolen it. He didn't
know how, and he didn't know when; but he was beginning
to think he knew who might have taken it. So far, it was
only a hunch; someone he'd seen in the fields not too
long ago; but he wasn't quite sure. And even if he was
right, he still didn't know why.
"You tell him
anything else, son," asked Joe, "about the gun?"
"No... Only that I
didn't kill that man, the one they found on the
mountain, the man they calls Red-Bead."
"Why didn't you
tell me this befo', boy?"
Elmo was slow to
respond. "Didn't think it was that impo'tant, Uncle Joe.
The sheriff..."
"You talk to Mr.
Townsend?"
Elmo hesitated.
"He do most of the talkin', Uncle Joe."
"What he tell
you?"
"Told me you and him was friends. Known each
other for a long time. He likes you, Uncle Joe. Likes
you alot! That's what he said."
PUFF! PUFF!
"That's true,"
croaked the frog trough a thick cloud of smoke, "We do
goes back quite a while, me and Sheriff John. Knew him
when he was a just a little boy. Knew his daddy, too;
Jack was his name. He be just the same back then. Had
them ol' squinty eyes, too...", "I
think he likes me, too," Elmo rejoined. "But it hard to
tell hard to tell... you know, with those squinty ol' eyes
of his.
"Like a
China-man's," the old man acknowledged, having looked
into the window of the lawman's soul on more than one
occasion. "He's a good man, Elmo. And maybe he do like
you, just like you say. He do like to hunt 'coon. Know
that fo' a fact. You know, me and ol' John – I mean
Sheriff Townsend – we used to go huntin' together. Shot
us a mess of 'coon, we did. Yes sir! Had us some mighty
fine times, too. Chased this one ol' 'coon clear across
Harley all the way to the Redman River, and then down to
Ol' Port Fierce. He was a big 'un! The dogs finally got
'im, you know. Hounds always do. Treed him, I believe.
Then we flushed him out. And then..." And here the old man
paused briefly to catch his breath and re-ignite his
faltering pipe, which he seemed to be struggling with a
little by then. "Well, let's just say Sheriff John and
me had us a mighty fine supper that night."
"What is you tryin'
to say, Uncle Joe?" questioned the Harlie, even though
he knew it wasn't necessary.
The fly-catcher
leaned forward in his chair. "Sheriff John knows what he
doing, son," he said with a pull of the pipe. "He's
trying to trap you, boy, just like that ol' 'coon. Seems
to me like the trap done woiked! But he just doin' his
job, I 'spose."
Elmo knew exactly
what was on his uncle was talking about, and what the
old man was thinking about; and it wasn't necessarily
about 'coon. He'd been thinking the same lately. There
was no longer any doubt in his mind. Elmo Cotton was
already a raccoon on the run, just like the sheriff
said, whether he chose to be or not. And there was
nothing he could do about it. He thought about what Joe
had told him earlier, about the sailin' shoes. He looked
down at his own naked feet and shrugged back at the old
man leaning back in the chair, "Ain't got me no sailin'
shoes, Uncle Joe," he said with reluctant smile.
The old man could
see that and seemed to understand. He even managed to
smile back at his barefooted nephew, noticing for the
first time, perhaps, two large dark circles that
suddenly and somehow appeared to have formed around the
Harlie's otherwise pale blue eyes. Maybe Sheriff John
was right after all, he suspiciously wondered. No... Joe
thought to himself, bending over to look more closely
into the bandit-like eyes of the frightened young man
standing before him. It couldn't be. Could it? He was
almost tempted at that point to turn the sharecropper
around just to see if there was black and brown
ring-tail trailing behind him as well. But he didn't.
Instead, he paused, sat back in his chair and laughed,
"Raccoon don't wear no shoes," he reminded his nephew,
"Don't needs 'em."
Elmo cocked his
head from side to side, the way animals sometimes do
when they're hungry, confused, or simply want to be
acknowledged. "What?" he said, unaware of what was going
on inside the frog's simple but fertile brain,
"Something wrong, Uncle Joe?"
"It's a
'spression, boy... just a manner of speech," returned the
old frog, as his nephew did only a few moments ago.
"Shoes or no shoes, you has to leave Harley. And you
gots to go real soon. I know that now. And so do you, I
reckon."
PUFF!
Elmo nodded,
although he still wasn't sure; and he still didn't like
the way his uncle keep looking at him, with those
sagging crow's-feet eyes of his, like he'd just done
something wrong. "Where can I go?" spoke the raccoon,
more with his eyes then with his mouth by now.
"You know," Joe
began after some quiet consideration, "Sometime you has
to know where you is, before you know where you
is goin'. Some folks say if a man don't know where he be
a'goin'...well then, it don't matter which way he go, or
what road he take. So if I were you..." He then stopped
himself short when he suddenly realized that it was his
nephew who was running this time, and not Zeke Harley.
And at that moment he even entertained the idea about
along going with Elmo, at least as far as Old Port
Fierce where he still maintained some old acquaintances
and connections, just as his nephew had suggested
earlier. But he knew that wouldn't do. His days were
numbered. He knew that by now; and he might even slow
the raccoon down. Time was running out. Besides, his own
sailin' shoes just didn't fit him anymore. But they
might fit Elmo; and that's just what he had in mind.
"Well..." Joe Cotton finally resumed, "I ain't you. I's
just me, a tired and broken down old man who can't even
catch that ol' horsefly no mo'. Go where your heart
tells you, son. But use your head, too. And be careful,
son. Lots of evil out there in the woild! It's a long
hard road, boy, especially for raccoons without no
shoes."
As if to agree,
Elmo bent over and looked down at his two shoeless feet.
And as he did so, the Motherstone rolled out of the
un-buttoned pocket sown into the top of his overalls and
fell to the ground with a cushioning thump.
"Go south..." Joe
firmly suggested after a moment of serious contemplation
while picking up the stone that had just landed
dangerously close to his planted foot, "to Ol' Port
Fierce. There's a choich, down along Avenue 'D', in a
place they calls Shadytown. There be a man there... a
preacher-man. His name is Willie – Willie B. Wright. He
be the Pastor. They calls him the Miracle-Maker. He's a
good man, Elmo. Find him, and you just might find what
you's lookin' for... and everythin' else, too, I 'spose.
And oh!" he added, handing the black stone back to his
nephew just as he'd done on previous occasion, "take
this with you, please."
Elmo looked at the
stone, back at his uncle, and then back at the stone
again. He sensed a certain anxiety in the old man's
eyes, which by then had grown cold and dark. He though t
he might try one last time. "What is it?" he asked,
feeling a little ashamed of himself by now.
"I just don't
know," replied the fly-catcher, with as much honesty as
his conscience would allow. "And that's the truth, son.
All I know is that it belong to your daddy once. And
now... I guess belong to you. So take it with you, boy.
Who knows? Might come in handy. You never know. Could
just save your life one day! Your daddy used to think
so. Told me so himself. 'Mister Joe', he says to me – he
likes to call me Mister back then... don't ask me why –
'This here stone won't never lets me die...' That's what
he said, alright. Thems his 'zact woids. Don't know
'zactly why he said it, tho', or what he mean by that.
Kind'a likes to scares me at foist. Puts the spooks in
me. Could be he talkin' trash, or just drunk at the
time. Ol' Zeke... he could be like that sometimes. I don't
know. Maybe..." said Joe, his voice trailing off like the
wake of a ship gliding out to sea on one last voyage,
"maybe, there's just some things we's not 'spose to
know. Not yet, anyway."
PUFF! PUFF!
The thought
suddenly occurred to Elmo that, in his own round-a-bout
way, his uncle was trying to tell him something,
something about this so-called 'Miracle-Maker'. Go
South... There's a choich... on Avenue ...'D' did he say? In a
place called Shadytown. Elmo had heard of such a place.
He'd actually been there once, when he was still a small
boy. It was not far from Old Port Fierce. He remembered
it now, but only vaguely. There was a harbor...with boats.
Lots of boats! Some of Sherman's relatives still lived
there, in Shadytown; his aunt, perhaps. There was a
small house at the end of a dirt road. There was a white
picket fence. And there was a girl... a girl! Regina... he
suddenly spoke out loud, much to his uncle's
astonishment – Or was it his amusement?
"She still there,"
reminded the fly-catcher. "But I wouldn't... I mean...That
is to say... She not who you be lookin' fo', boy."
The old man never
actually said it, at least not in so many words; but
Elmo knew for certain, right then and there, that Zeke
Harley and this... this Miracle-Man, Maker, or whatever he
was, were both one of the same person. He wasn't exactly
sure how or why he came to this conclusion. He just did.
He also knew by then where it was he had to go, and what
he had to do.
"The gun just went
off..." said the sharecropper one last time as his uncle
fell asleep on his porch in his favorite rocking chair
that day. His pipe was still hanging loosely from his
lips, and Elmo could hear the CREAK-CREAK-CREAKing
all the way home, it seemed.
Those were the
last words the Harlie would ever hear from his uncle,
Joseph Cotton, at least on this side of Paradise. He
walked away that morning with more on his mind than ever
before, never even noticing that the rocking chair had
stopped rocking long before he reached the main road.
On his way back
home that day, Elmo was wondering about many other
things. Most of all, he was wondered if the horsefly
really did get away when Joe went to grab it, or if his
uncle just let it go on purpose. He reckoned he'd never
know. And then he thought again about what Joe Cotton
had told him that day: 'Could be just some things we's
not 'spose to know'. Joe knew; and so the Miracle-Maker.
One of them would soon be dead.
PUFF!
* * *
NEWS OF HIS UNCLE'S DEATH reached Elmo Cotton at his plow the
following day. They say the big man died right there on
his own front porch, in his favorite rocking chair, with
a white pipe lying on the ground next to him. He never
even made it back inside.
Actually, nobody
even knew that Joe Cotton was dead until a few of the
neighborhood children came by the next morning, just
like they always did, to see an old man sitting in his
rocking chair and catching horseflies in his hand. Only
this time the chair wasn't rocking and the Joe wasn't
moving. A little girl touched the old man's arm and
noticed that his head was hanging to one side, like a
rag doll's, and his mouth was open; and that his big
brown hands were motionless, and were almost touching
the floor. There were also some flies buzzing around the
dead man's head. When she went to brush them away, the
chair rocked about an inch or two, causing the body to
slump forward. She didn't scream, as some other children
might've done under such disturbing circumstances;
rather, she cried, simply and softly as the flies
scattered away. Curiously, one large horsefly remained
behind, proudly perched on the dead man's ear long after
the little girl had disappeared. It was still circling
and buzzing around the fly-catcher's head when Lester
Cox finally arrived in his official capacity. The fly
was still alive. And that's when everyone knew for sure
that Ol' Joe Cotton was really dead.
The Harlie cried
that day also; and he didn't cry alone. There were many
tears shed that afternoon, and not only in Harley. There
were those in Creekwood Green who had many fond memories
of the legendary bean farmer who could catch horseflies
in his bare hands. News of the old Negro's demise
eventually reached Old Port Fierce by way of Lester Cox
whose mortuary services were often required in the
Southern districts, particularly down around Shadytown,
where a few of Joe's close friends and relatives were
said to have once lived and were probably still alive.
Prayers and Benedictions were said by more than one
denomination. A special service was added that night at
the Miracle Temple and Barbecue Pit of Avenue 'D' where
the pastor, Willie B. Wright, eulogized the old man in
song and prayer. He also cried that night. It was one of
his best homilies.
A funeral was held the following day for Joseph Cotton,
the only man in Harley (or anywhere else for that
matter) who could catch horseflies in his bare hands
with so much grace, ease, and deadly accuracy. He was
buried in his own back yard, naturally, right next to
the old apple tree. He was placed in a simple pine box
with four handles and a plain cotton cloth, the kind
Harlies were accustomed to, and cheapest ones in
Lester's parlor. Much to his credit and charitable
reputation, and perhaps for more personal reasons,
Mister Cox had offered to 'send off' Ol' Joe in one of
his more expensive models, a magnificent redwood casket
he'd hand-carved himself. It had ivory handles,
mother-of-pearl inlay, a hinged lid, and lined in royal
purple velvet, which some suggested Lester might've been
saving for himself. All Free of charge! And planted in
the undertaker's own private burial plot. But the Harlie
wouldn't hear of it. For he knew Joe Cotton to be not
only a simple and humble man, but a frugal one as well,
who would never approve of such extravagance; insisting,
on more than one lively occasion, that he preferred to
be buried in his own back yard, and as quickly and
cheaply as possible. And so, Elmo opted for the simple
pine box, which, since he was his uncle's legal heir and
beneficiary, albeit not the only one as we shall soon
find out, was his decision to make. He only hoped he'd
made the right one.
Joe was buried in
the same white shirt and faded blue trousers he died in;
the ones with the wide red suspenders pulled tightly up
to his chest that he'd always wore. The only thing
missing was the pipe, of course, along with one other
article of clothing Joe Cotton had been wearing when
they found him stiff as hand spike; including his white
patent leather shoes which Lester Cox had carefully
removed just before the lid of the pine box was nailed
shut and lowered into the muddy ground. There was a
reason.
Elmo never would
forget the old man. How could he? He remembered the
strange and fascinating stories he told, fact or
fiction, and the lessons behind each and every one,
which, like many of the Biblical parables he'd learned
as a child that had remained with him over the years,
would reveal themselves in their own good time. But most
of all he remembered the special kindness one man
provided to a poor widow and her orphan son at a time
when they needed it the most. His name was Joe Cotton.
And now he was dead.
Unfortunately, the
deceased had little to leave his nephew, or anyone else
for that matter, having given away most of his personal
belongings at various stages of his long and charitable
life, often with very little thanks but much
satisfaction. There were a few distant relatives who'd
showed up at the funeral, having traveled many miles up
from Old Port Fierce and Shadytown, not only to pay
their respects but, more importantly, to be there for
the reading of Joe Cotton's last will and testament,
which everyone naturally assumed would be read right
after the burial, as was the common practice of the
time, along with getting crying drunk and stuffed with
as much food as could possibly fit on one plate in such
times of personal grief and mourning.
Most were
disappointed, with the last will and testament anyway;
simply because, as it turned out, Joseph Cotton didn't
leave a one. In fact, he never even wrote one! But that
didn't prevent some from speculating about the old man's
money, which was said to be hidden somewhere on his
estate, which is often the case with lonely old
bachelors who are sometimes accused (fairly or unfairly)
of hoarding their wealth in mason jars, root cellars, or
even buried in their own back yards where, even in that
perpetual state complacency their unbeatable hearts will
never be too far removed from its secret treasure. The
rumors were false, of course; along with any suggestions
of money, wealth, or hidden treasure, which, of course,
left not a few of Joe's long-lost relatives (some whom
had traveled many expensive miles just to be there) high
and dry, and just as poor and miserable as ever.
Although, it did help them shed a few more tears than
they otherwise would have under the circumstances,
providing for the proper atmosphere at least. But the
tears they shed were not for Joe; they were only in it
for themselves, as friends and relatives can often be in
times like these when, if like Mister Ebenezer Scrooge
we are allowed such mortal and morbid observations in
death we find out who our real friends, and relatives,
are and what they're really made; hopefully, it will be
better stuff that we once thought of in our previous
physical condition. Like so many others, they'd heard
rumors, mostly of gold, that had long since been buried,
along with so many dollar bills, in mason jars, not
unlike the confederate currency stored in a similar
manner as payment to Southern sympathizers during the
war, in Mister Cotton's back yard, or, since Joe house
didn't have a root cellar, stashed away up in his attic.
Almost everyone
knew that Joe Cotton as a bachelor, and a thrifty one at
that, often to the point of sometimes being falsely
accused by those who didn't know the old gentleman any
better as 'stingy', although the old farmer himself
would have much preferred the word 'frugal' attached to
his small but well-deserved legacy. There were those
who'd claimed, again with no substantial proof or real
hard evidence, that Ol' Joe Cotton had been to the
mountains, as well as to sea; where, if there was any
truth at all to the greedy gossip, he'd found his
fortune in those parts of the world where such treasures
are stored, and sometimes even forgotten, which he
likewise hid somewhere on the premises. And even if it
there was no gold or buried pirate treasure, it was well
worth the three-day ride all the way up from Shadytown,
which was many miles north of Old Port Fierce, just to
make sure – damn sure! that there wasn't any. You can
never be too careful about these things, I suppose. And
you never really know – You know? At least not until you
find out for yourself, as many did that day, albeit to
their own greedy disappointment.
But not all went
away empty-handed. There were a few items attached to
Joe Cotton's estate that still had to be distributed to
the next of kin; fairly, of course, assuming the dead
man would've wanted it that way (which he actually
didn't) most of which was simply up for grabs by then.
And grab they did! With pain and persistence took
everything out of the old man's house they could get
their greedy hands on, anything that wasn't nailed down,
and a few items that actually were, including a matching
pair of crossed swords that Joe had once hung over his
mantle piece in place of the blunderbuss he'd given to
his nephew as a wedding present, along with a stuffed
deer's head he'd mounted just above the pointed tips of
the daggers, and some old picture frames he had nailed
to the wall. He'd also left at least a half a dozen
bottles of rum in cupboard over the stove, which were
summarily carried off by a suspicious looking young man
who wasn't even related to the fly-catcher. Pilfered as
well from the farmer's modest dwelling that day was all
his silverware, knives, forks and spoons, along with so
many pots and pans that predominantly hung from the tiny
kitchen attached to the back of the old man's house,
including an old iron skillet with a noticeable dent in
the pan. Perhaps it was the same famous frying pan that
forever put out the lights of a murderous pirate whose
filthy finger had once pulled the trigger of the
blunderbuss he no longer owned, the same one that almost
killed the captain. Maybe, maybe not... but it was
always nice to know it was possible.
One of the items
that had somehow escaped the scavenging eyes of the
vultures that day was Joe's treasured collection of
pipes; the ones he kept in a long rack next to his bed,
like so many miniature smoke stacks chimneying up to the
sky. They were his most prized possession, more
important than any buried treasures, as far as Joe was
concerned, and far more valuable. He had accumulated
them over the years, twelve altogether (five of which
had mysteriously disappeared throughout the course of
the bereavement) of varying shapes and sizes, and
colors! including the clay pipe that was found at the
feet of the dead man the day he died in his rocking
chair. It was actually a present presented to
fly-catcher one day by a young black sailor he was very
familiar with, Zeke Harley. He was a cook onboard a ship
called the 'Firefly' at the time, a man who would stop
by Joe's house now and then to help him a little around
the farm, and the man who would marry his sister. In
exchange for his efforts, as well as the pipe, the
sailor walked away from Harley that day with a new pair
of shoes and a new name: Reginald Cotton, soon to become
known among his seafaring peers as 'Spider' Cotton, for
reasons one day to be further elaborated upon. Joe was
more than happy to do it; he was even more pleased with
the pipe. It was clay pipe with a long white stem and
etchings engraved on the bowl, which was a common
practice for sailors of the day, like the scrimshaw they
carved out of excess whalebone during their more idle
hours at sea. It was a rather simple device, in both
beauty and function; still, it was Joe's favorite, and
one he would partake of at least twice a day before
ceremoniously placing it back in the smokestack rack
every night just before going to bed.
Despite the fact
the Joseph Cotton didn't leave a will, and with all real
property, including the house and farm, destined to many
months of probate, the Harlie didn't exactly go away
empty handed that day. He'd received, only because
nobody else seemed to want or need them at the time, his
uncle's favorite rocking chair, the smoke stack rack of
pipes, and a broken suitcase with a big brass buckle on
the side. Inside the suitcase was a pair of patent
leather shoes with long black laces. They were the only
shoes Joe Cotton had ever owned; the same ones we was
wearing the day he died, which Elmo assumed had been
removed by Lester Cox and placed in the suitcase for
safe keeping after the wake. He called them his sailin'
shoes, and there was always a shine on them. The
suitcase had a small note attached to it with the name
Elmo Cotton written on it suggesting, if nothing else,
to whom it now belonged. It was apparent to nearly all
the vultures, including Joe's cousin Bulla who'd been
selfishly eyeing the old suitcase all along from a
comfortable distance, that Elmo should have it, along
with the rocking chair and the pipes, of course, which
nobody seemed to want anyway, chiefly on account of
vultures, at least those of the human variety, are not
only as greedy and stupid as their winged cousins at
times, but are also known to be very superstitious in
these matters. You see, unlike the carrion-eating
buzzards that thieve on the rotting flesh of the dead
and are not particular about such personal possessions,
they, Joe's relatives that is, would just as soon be
boiled in blood and served to Satan himself rather than
even go anywhere near the cursed objects in question,
upon which sat the very man, no less than three days
ago, in fact, they had all but plucked the eyes from,
and in whose bloodless lips those same pipes once
penetrated. It simply wasn't worth it. But everything
else, of course, was fair game; including the suitcase,
if only they could figure out a way to get that too.
As it turned out,
the rumors of buried treasures and attics stuffed with
gold were quickly put to rest having been dispelled and
properly disposed of by so many shovels, rakes, hoes,
pick-axes and ladders that suddenly appeared that day,
from out of nowhere it seemed, going through every nook
and cranny of the old man's humble estate until there
was nothing left but four walls and a tin roof, and even
they looked shamefully naked. They torn up everything;
floorboards and rugs, inside and out, along with every
square inch of earth that might be hiding some hidden
treasure, a piece of silver, perhaps, a nugget of gold,
never mind how small or insignificant. They even took
the old man's stove, which had to be carried out of the
kitchen on the backs of four young men at the behest of
their demanding grandmother who had claimed, with so
many crocodile tears, that she was indeed Joe's
long-lost cousin Bulla, and that 'the dear ol' soul'
would've wanted her to have it anyway. Naturally, Miss
Myrick was there, old and gray by now, but determined as
ever and still looking for a proposal. All she found was
an empty house and an empty hat-rack, which she took
just the same.
By the end of the
day, anything in the old man's household that could be
dug up, pried open, broke loose, and otherwise
forensically examined for the smallest amount of
intrinsic value, was either carried away by hand, or
carted off in wheel-barrels depending, of course, on the
size and weight of the load, or their so-called
'Inheritance'. It was done quickly and methodically,
professionally, you might say, and with same
thoroughness one would expect from Attila and his
pillaging Huns as they picked and pilfered their way
across Eurasia from the Ural to the Rhine. And still,
there was no treasure, buried or otherwise. But they
kept looking anyway, long into the night and the very
next day. Actually, the only thing they might've found,
if they'd kept on digging in Joe Cotton's back yard, was
Joe Cotton himself; for indeed, that's exactly where the
old man was buried. Needles-to-say, they probably
would've taken the dead man's only gold tooth, his
wooden leg, and his glass eye as well, if they ever got
that close; and if Joe actually had any to spare; not
that he would need them in those the mansions of glory
where he was undoubtedly residing at that very moment in
the company of martyrs and saints; indeed, they may've
sucked the very marrow from those lifeless bones if they
thought it might add one corpuscle to their already
depleted and degenerate lives, and then go through the
poor man's pockets, just for good measure, like some
common grave robber and lift the pennies from the dead
man's eyes, if Lester Cox hadn't already taken the
precautions of relieving his cold-blooded cliental of
such worldly encumbrances before sending him off on that
celestial journey where passports are not needed and
money pays no passage.
It was common
practice and an age old custom (one seldom practiced
nowadays for health and environmental concerns) for most
folks to be buried, as comfortably and quickly as
possible, in the familiar surroundings of their own back
yard. It was a good one too! It just made sense; not to
mention the fact that it was alot cheaper than being
buried in a private cemetery or mausoleums, which most
folks couldn't afford anyway, particularly Harlies, like
old Joe Cotton, especially after he'd been cleaned out
of house and home by a bunch of low-life,
money-grubbing, dirt-digging relatives, half of which
he'd never even met before, and the other half he wished
he never had. It was also a whole lot safer, especially
in the aftermath of a long and expensive war, when
grave-robbing became a common, if not exactly legal, way
of earning an honest living. It seemed that not even a
man's own lawn was sacred anymore. But even as the
greedy in-laws dug up Joe Cotton's back yard in search
of...What! the Harlie could hear his uncle laughing in his
grave, in the same frog-like voice he came to know and
loved so well. There simply was no gold. Never was.
Never will be. It seemed that the old fly-catcher had
gotten the last laugh, after all, even if he didn't
catch the fly. And Elmo Cotton was laughing right along
with him that day.
As for the house
itself, and other real property, which was willfully and
legally deeded to Joe's next to kin upon death, it was
put into probate until such a time the relatives could
decide on who, or whom, his next to kin actually were.
It had always been assumed that Elmo Cotton, being the
nephew of the deceased, was the obvious heir apparent,
especially considering the fact that Daisy Cotton, Joe's
younger sister, was also dead and they were his closest
blood relatives. But having lived a long and prosperous
life, and with more than a few years mysteriously
unaccounted for, many imagined that Joe's extended
family would and could be debating that fine legal point
long after Joe's bones had turned to dust and the old
house plowed under to make way, no doubt, for yet
another Harley bean field, which, if Ike Armstrong is
still around at that time and has anything to say about
it, was already as good as plowed and planted.
Elmo was there
with his wife that day, along with a handful of
well-wishers, near-do-wells, and other nosey neighbors,
including Mister Sherman Dixon (who wasn't actually
nosey at all and Elmo's oldest and closest friend) and
his fat wife, Bernice. He was amazed not only at how
many of these 'so called' relatives actually showed up
for his uncle's long awaited and much anticipated
funeral that day (many of whom he was meeting for the
very first time and a few Joe probably wouldn't have
recognized himself) but also at just how expeditiously
they disposed of the old man's entire estate, like
vultures scavenging the remains of a dead animal, one
could only imagined. And they were not ashamed – at
least they didn't appear to be – either, of what they we
doing. And to make matter worse, Elmo was too sad, too
distracted, or simply too afraid to say, or do, anything
about it. Ike was there too! Not that he was a friend of
the family, or anyone else's family for that matter.
Apparently, he'd made his presence available that day
just to see who the farm might go to, in hopes, perhaps,
of buying it back from the lucky individual the very
same day, and at a price well below market value,
needless-to-say; so he could then turn it around for a
profit, or rent it out to yet another poor and stupid
sharecropper and start the whole ugly process all over
again. Or perhaps he was there to comfort the many
lonely and grief-stricken women, widows and spinsters
among them, who might well be in need of some
unsolicited advice, a little male companionship, or
perhaps just a shoulder to cry on. Either way, he was
sure he could accommodate any and all of them. And by
the end of the day, Ike had his hands full, just like
all the other scavengers.
Among the
smoke-stack rack of chimney pipes, Elmo was both pleased
and relieved to notice that one with the long white
stem, his uncle's favorite and most prized possession,
was still there. It was the same one that had been found
lying on the ground next to the dead man, which, for
reasons that simply could not be explained, had somehow
survived the confiscating claws of the carrion. As it
were, Mister Lester Cox, the Creekwood undertaker, had
taken the liberty, out of professional courtesy perhaps,
of procuring certain items from the dead man's person,
including the white clay pipe, which he deemed too
personal to be thrown to the scavengers whom he was used
to dealing with on a regular basis and disliked as much
as anyone. He would remove the items at the appropriate
time, for safe-keeping, and for the right person to
have. Like many others that day, Lester was a close and
dear friend of the late Mister Joseph Cotton whom he
would stop to chat with from time to time on the little
front porch in Harley, or whenever business brought him
in that general vicinity, which was more often than most
Harlies would have preferred, and less often than Lester
would have liked. He'd always liked coming to Harley,
and he especially enjoyed old man's company. Lester was
sad to see him go; but he knew all along, as all
undertakers do, if they know nothing else, that it's
only a matter of time. And Joe's time was up. Perhaps
the final arrangements were made during one such visit,
a common practice at that time between caretaker and
client. It was all part of the Mister Cox's service,
like the flowers and the coffin; and of course, the
'money back guarantee'.
After everything
was said and done, Elmo Cotton walked away from the
little wooden house, perhaps for the very last time,
with an old beat up suitcase with a funny pair of shoes
inside, which he believed were intentionally placed
there, his uncle's collection of favorite pipes, and a
handful of memories he stuffed into the top pocket of
his overalls, and was gone. He'd have to come back some
time later on for the rocking chair, however, and was
hoping that Sherman might lend him a hand; or better yet
– a wagon! It wasn't much, but Elmo was happy to have it
all the same; and he took them all, counting his
blessing as a sign of Providence and perhaps better
things to come; and he took all three. Some called it
'junk'; but to him, it was the best present he'd ever
received, other than the blunderbuss, of course, which
he used to keep inside his barn, and was still missing.
It was the same shotgun he was now more convinced than
ever that was used to kill Red-Beard (as if an inanimate
object in and of itself is actually capable of
committing murder) and the one his uncle had given to
him three years earlier as a wedding present. And it
suddenly occurred to him, as he knelt down and kissed a
lonely white stone that had been placed at the head of
his uncle's grave by an elderly black gentleman wearing
an odd looking hat and a long blue over coat, someone
whom no one seemed to recognize at the time, that Joe
would've wanted that way. He was right, of course; and
so was the old gentleman with the funny hat and long
coat. The headstone simply read: Joseph Cotton –
Harlie. There were no other words. There were no dates.
The first thing
Elmo did after the funeral was to try on his uncle's
shoes. He couldn't fill them, of course; but he kept
them anyway. He would call them his 'sailin' shoes' in
honor of the man who once wore them so plainly and
proudly. He then placed them back inside the suitcase
with the reverence they so richly deserved, and buckled
it closed. He didn't think he would ever try them on
again. All he really wanted was the rocking chair,
anyway, to give to his wife, hoping it would make of for
the new bathtub he'd once promised her but could never
afford. He wished he could've given her more; but after
the vultures were through, there was very little left
worth taking, or giving. He knew Nadine would
understand. She always did. That's just the way farm
girls are, I suppose.
But along with the
suitcase, the shoes, the rocking chair and pipes, there
was something else the Harlie took away with him with
that day that he treasured above all others. And it was
something he never even asked for. That was a name; his
name: Elmo Cotton. It was the name his mother had given
him, her own maiden name, in fact, despite the fact that
his father's name was Harley, Ezekiel Harley, and
legally and rightfully his (if he wanted it, that is)
and something he was still trying to come to terms with;
unsuccessful, it would seem. 'And it's a good name,
son!' as his dead uncle once said to him not too long
ago on the front steps of his porch. '– Cotton!' croaked
the frog. 'Now that's a mouthful!' It was a name he
could be proud of; and one he wore so well. It was the
name he'd always preferred over his real one, which he
now knew now to be 'Harley'. He hated that name, almost
as much as he hated Ezekiel Harley. He wished he never
heard of either of them
It seemed Joe
Cotton had told his nephew a great many things just
before he died; more than he actually should have, and
perhaps more than Elmo really wanted to know. It was
almost as if Joe knew he would die the day after he and
his nephew had their last little chat on the front porch
of his little house in Harley that day. Perhaps the old
fly-catcher knew that his time had finally come, as old
men usually do when they're too old and tired to care
anymore, and there's nothing left to live for. They
speak of life and death in metaphors, in that melancholy
mood they are sometimes associated with, as Joe often
did, if they speak of it at all. Whether or not it
becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy is another matter,
and something for younger men to ponder. It is not death
they are chiefly afraid of; it is dying, or rather the
act of dying, they find most disquieting.
It just then
occurred to the Harlie there were other things his uncle
was trying to tell him that last day on the front porch,
albeit in his own esoteric and sometimes ambiguous way.
It was something about his father, perhaps, Zeke Harley,
and something about... about the stone. It was all very
new and strange to him. Still, Elmo wondered if Joe
Cotton had told him everything. He didn't think so; and
maybe that's why he was also warned him: 'Could be some
things we's just not 'spose to know'. The words haunted
him still, almost as much as another admonition he
received in a similar manner: 'Sometimes you just has to
know where you is...befo' you know where you's goin'.
Maybe that was just the old man's way of saying there
were some things Elmo had to figure out for himself.
Maybe not.
After the funeral,
Elmo went straight back to his farm with a broken
suitcase tucked under his arms, a pipe between his
teeth, and a pair of white patent leather shoes. He
would go back for the rocking chair some other time,
when Sherman could help him with his wagon. There were
still a few scavengers buzzing around his uncle's house
when he'd left. He had hoped they would all be gone by
the time he returned, and that the chair would still be
there. As usual, he was hoping for an awful lot.
He walked home
alone, his wife and the boy having gone over to Mrs.
Dixon's house for the remainder of the afternoon as
women generally do in solemn situations like these.
Nadine suspected her husband wanted to be alone for a
while anyway. She was right. It was a long walk home,
and Elmo had a lot to think of – mostly about what he
would do next, if anything.
As the lonely
sharecropper approached the bean fields of Harley, all
he could still hear was the familiar foghorn voice of
his dead uncle blowing in his ears: "Put on them sailin'
shoes, boy!" He kicked opened the door, flew inside, and
flung the suitcase and shoes on the bed. He went
straight for the bathtub. It was still there. The stone
was right where he'd left it, underneath the tub. In a
sad and peculiar sort of way, he was almost hoping that
it wouldn't be, thinking, or hoping, that maybe his wife
had reconsidered her earlier threat and buried it out in
the back yard just like she said she would; as if one
burial that day wasn't enough. He was glad she didn't.
Suddenly, the
black stone meant a great deal more to the Harlie than
it did only one day before; and at that point he became
determined to find a safe place to keep it, at least
until he could decide exactly what to do with it, and
himself as well. 'Put on them ol' sailin' shoes,' the
voice sounded from beyond the grave once more. He wasn't
exactly sure what the old man was trying to tell him at
the time; but he was sure of one thing: he would have to
leave Harley, and the sooner the better, he reckoned. He
would go south, of course. There was no other way. He
was sure that his uncle would've agreed... if only he
could.
Before putting the
Motherstone back under the tub, he had to look at it one
more time. It appeared no different than it did since
the last time he'd looked at it: dull, black, and dead.
It looked almost like a corpse, Elmo morbidly imagined,
not unlike that of his own dead uncle just before the
lid on the pine box was nailed shut and lowered into the
cold muddy soil. The only difference was that Joe Cotton
was much larger and actually appeared to be sleeping at
the time of his immortal internment. Unlike the dead
man, however, Elmo knew that the stone would come
back to life, sooner or later, he optimistically
suspected, just like it did before, on top of the
mountain that day. It had to. He wasn't exactly sure how
he knew this, or even why; he just did. All he had to do
was wait. But with autumn setting in, the days growing
shorter and the nights getting longer, the Harlie didn't
have time to wait. He was becoming increasingly
frustrated. He was impatient and poor, and felt he
should be going. He knew the time was right; there was
nothing left to do. And so, the Harlie tired on the
white patent leather shoes for the second time that day.
They still didn't fit.
Chapter Seven
Sailin' Shoes and a Suitcase
THAT NIGHT, the Harlie felt no different than he did any
other night, except for the fact that he knew he would
be soon be leaving. His wife still was hiding under the
covers. They hadn't 'fought' in over a month, and
things hadn't improved since; although Nadine had been
feeling a bit more sympathetic towards her beleaguered
husband since the death of his uncle, whom she too had
grown particularly fond of in only a few short years.
Crawling out of
bed in the small hours of the morning when it was still
very cold and dark outside, Elmo headed to the bathtub
to see if the stone was still there. It was. He had
abandoned his earlier commitment to hide it in another
location, assuming that Nadine would eventually find it,
no matter where he tried to hide it, and that she was
probably too afraid to touch it anyway – the stone, that
is.
As he sat down
next to the stove, Elmo could hear her sleeping. He
placed the stone gently on the table. She stirred as he
touched the alluring black surface in the same way he
would sometimes touch his wife. She turned softly on her
side, letting the blanket slip to the floor. She was
still sleeping; and she was naked. Elmo watched her from
the kitchen table for a while, thinking that she might
really be awake and was only teasing, or testing, him;
or perhaps both. It wouldn't be the first time. It was
all part of the 'fight' – the part Elmo used to
always look forward to before they became estranged. He
knew what he wanted, of course; but he just didn't know
how to go about getting it anymore. And it was right
then and there he knew for sure that it was time to
leave; for he'd forgotten what to do with his wife; he
couldn't even remember the smell of his own family
anymore. It was time to put on his 'sailin shoes'. It
was time to go.
Just then Lil'
Ralph appeared, as usual, from out of nowhere. He was
rubbing the sleep from his dreamy black eyes, but
otherwise awake. He looked straight up at his father
and, as if looking right through him, innocently asked,
"Where you goin', daddy?"
"Nowhere, son"
replied Elmo as he carried Lil' Ralph back to bed. "Now
go back to sleep, and be a good boy – Y'hear?"
And so he did. But
not without wondering if he would ever see his father
again.
A dog barked, the
rooster crowed, as the pig climbed out of his muddy bed
in search of the corncob he'd been nibbling on the night
before. The chickens pecked the cold damp mud, looking
for morsels of food while occasionally taking the time
to preen their pretty feathers in front of their jealous
sisters. The cow mooed and mule kicked the side of the
barn, as usual, summoning its master, or for anyone who
might be awake at such an ungodly hour, to fetch it a
pail of oats, or a least a carrot. It was the beginning
of another long hard day in the short life of a Harley
sharecropper.
Elmo Cotton stood
over the bed in patched overalls watching Lil' Ralph
crawl between his mother's legs. Nadine was still
sleeping with the blanket pulled tightly up to her chin.
He tried to speak to her, but the words just wouldn't
come. He knew what he wanted to say, what he had to say;
he just didn't know how to say it. And so, bending over
the bed, the Harlie went to kiss his wife goodbye one
last time before leaving that day. He didn't want to
wake her and stopped just short of touching her soft and
subtle lips that were only slightly parted. Nadine never
looked so beautiful as when she was sleeping, he was
thinking just then as he pulled the suitcase out from
under the bed; and that's the way he wanted to remember
her.
Inside the small
brown container, Elmo Cotton placed everything he owned,
which was barely enough to fill it; everything, that is,
except for what the suitcase was actually made for – a
suit, which is something never expected to own anyway.
The sailin' shoes
that his uncle had left him, or so it seemed, him took
up much of the space, leaving just enough room for a few
personal belongings, including his uncle favorite pipe
and a bag of tobacco Mister Lester Cox had given him
shortly after the funeral; apparently it was something
he was able to salvage from the fly-catcher's pockets,
along with a handkerchief, a small flask of whiskey, two
nickels, three pennies, and a faded photograph of a
young woman no one seemed to recognize. Anything else
that belonged to Elmo would have to remain, which really
wasn't that much anyway; including his farm tools, a
rusty plow, a few hungry animals including one ornery
old mule, and a seldom used bathtub, all of which Nadine
would just have to make do with until such a time, if
ever, he returned to the little farm in Harley. Into the
luggage container the Harlie also placed the
Motherstone. Somehow, he thought, it appeared smaller
than it did before, and felt even lighter.
When he first went
to close the lid of the suitcase, Elmo noticed that the
big brass buckle on top, which was obviously meant to
lock the luggage, was ostensibly broken, not unlike
everything else he owned. And so, as usual, the Harlie
improvised by securing the case with a long leather
strap he found in the top draw of the dresser. It was
the same black belt Nadine employed for punishing Lil'
Ralph whenever he deserved it, and sometimes even when
he didn't, which was something the Harlie sometimes
found objectionable and could definitely relate to. It
really didn't hurt much; the bark of the belt being far
worse than its actual bite. And at least it didn't leave
any scars or break any bones, Elmo was quick to learn;
only a few blistering welts that quickly faded away,
unlike his own, and healed on their own. It only made it
that much easier for him to remove the instrument of
terror, at least in the eyes of one little boy who
hasn't lived long enough to appreciate newer and more
effective forms of corporal punishment, when the time
finally came. It was the least he could do for his own
flesh and blood, he imagined, especially after trying
him tom the tree the other day.
But that was all
in the past now. He didn't want to think about it
anymore; he just wanted to be on his way. He went
straight to the barn, gave his sickly cow a pumpkin for
breakfast and watched her chew the rind from side to
side, hoping it might provide a little milk for Lil'
Ralph later on. After feeding the mule a pail of oats,
Elmo Cotton locked the barn door, looked back at the
house for one last time, and was on his way.
It was a short
walk through the bean fields of Harley that morning, and
one Elmo was finding not nearly as difficult as he
thought it would be. He was surprised that he wasn't
feeling as guilty as he thought he should, as he kept
trying to remind himself that it was, well, '...only for a
while'. But every time he said it, his hand
instinctively reached for the top of his head. 'Now
don't be showin' me them ol' horns, boy!' a voice cried
out in his head.
It was that quiet
time of the morning, just before daybreak, what some
still call '...the other side of twilight'. He saw another
sharecropper plowing the soil in preparation of his
winter bumper crop; something the Harlie suddenly
realized he should be doing right now. There was a woman
in a blue dress picking beans and collecting them in a
long white apron. They didn't even notice him; or, if
they did, they didn't seem to care.
Along the way,
Elmo passed by his uncle's house, or what was left of
it. He stopped for a moment. It appeared empty, almost
haunted, especially after being scavenged for the last
four or five days by relatives Joe Cotton probably never
even knew he had. The first thing he noticed was that
the old rocking chair, the one he meant to go back and
get just the other day, was now gone. He'd forgotten all
about it. One of the buzzards must have taken it away,
he reckoned. And his wife really wanted it, too. It was
just one more thing he blamed himself for. The porch
looked cold and lonely without it. There was no one
there. Even the flies wouldn't come around anymore.
As he approached
the Iron Gates of Harley, Elmo looked back out over bean
fields of Harley, half expecting to see his wife running
after him with a bag of beans, or something else to eat,
they way she used to do when they were first married and
he would sometimes head over to Homer's house for extra
work. She never came, of course; she was still fast
asleep with Lil Ralph rolled up beside her like a little
brown ball.
The Harlie stopped
and rested for a while at the Iron Gate. He must have
passed through those rusty old bars at least hundred
times by then, but never before did they look so old, so
broken, and so mean. It wasn't very often that a man
from Harley was going out rather than coming in; and he
wondered if anyone was watching, a feeling he'd been
carrying around with him ever since the episode in the
bean field. Not for the last time he thought about
turning around and going back. But it was too late. All
he could think of was what Homer once told him. It was
only seven weeks ago, but it seemed like seven years:
"Well, Mister Cotton... It's about time!"
Beyond the bean
fields and the old Iron Gate, Elmo looked back one last
time, knowing he was well out of sight of the farmhouse
by then. From the corner of his raccoon eye, he thought
he saw someone duck behind the masonry wall on the north
side of the gate just then. But he was so far away, and
the figure was so small, that it could've been just
about anyone, he imagined. He thought of the man he'd
seen earlier that week in the field: the one with the
long black beard and the glassy eye; the one dressed up
like an animal. It might've been the same stranger his
wife had spoken with earlier that day; the one she'd
described to him in such grizzly detail. Still, the
Harlie wasn't convinced that they were both one of the
same. But whoever, or whatever it was, it made him move...
like a raccoon on the run.
And so, Elmo
Cotton left Harley for good that day and never looked
back. All he had was a suitcase, a pipe, and a pair of
shoes; and that was enough; for now anyway. He also had
the Motherstone. He ran and he ran, until he could run
no more, and then walked.
* * *
IT WAS THE END OF OCTOBER and Nadine Cotton was sweeping
the floor inside the little house of Harley. It had been
two weeks since her husband had left without word or
warning; and she hadn't stopped crying since.
There was work to
be done in the fields, the roof was leaking, Ralph was
running a fever, and Nadine Cotton was still taking her
baths over at her neighbor's house. Things were not just
looking good for the farm girl. The Dixons stopped now
and then to help the poor woman as much as they could,
but it was never enough; Bernice had her own house to
take care of, and Sherman always seemed to be needed
somewhere else. They had even loaned her some money to
buy the things she and Ralph needed from the Harley
General store. "...Just 'til Elmo come home," insisted
Sherman with a warm sympathetic smile. Of course, he had
no idea when that might be, since nobody, including the
sharecropper's wife, knew where he went off to, or when
he would return; if he ever did return. It was almost as
if he disappeared, just like... 'Just like his daddy,'
the farm girl wondered out loud on more than one
suspicious occasion. She wasn't the only one. Sheriff
John Townsend had made a similar connection the day he
and the raccoon first met.
John Townsend rode
into Harley the very next day on his tall gray horse.
Nadine Cotton greeted him at the front door with Lil'
Ralph tugging at her apron. All she could tell him that
day was what something the sheriff of Creekwood County
had long expected to hear: Elmo Cotton was gone. And
that's all there was to it.
The honest lawman
with the narrow eyes didn't look very angry; but he
certainly was concerned, and perhaps a little frustrated
by then. He pitied the woman and felt genuinely sorry
for her, and the little boy. He'd suspected all along
that something like this might happen, and wasn't
particularly sorry that he didn't do anything to prevent
it; although he knew that he would probably be held
accountable anyway, to one degree or another.
Sheriff Townsend
had actually expected the raccoon to run. You might even
say that he knew it all along. In fact, he may very well
have facilitated the Harlie's timely escape not only
with his own suggestive words, but also by prolonging
the investigation as long as he did; longer, perhaps,
than he should have without making an official arrest.
He was glad he waited, however; and glancing down at the
little brown boy, he knew he'd made the right decision.
He told Mrs. Cotton not to worry.
The boy looked up
at the man with the shiny gold badge and no eyes.
"Daddy?"he smiled, not making it clear if he had somehow
mistaken the man on top of the horse for his own absent
father, however unlikely that was, or if it was just a
little boy's way of enquiring of the sharecropper's
whereabouts. He'd also noticed the holstered six-guns
hanging from the sheriff's belt and tied down to his
thigh, and was secretly hoping he would take one of them
out and shoot something, like the pig for instance,
which he never liked anyway.
The sheriff smiled
back. "That's alright, son", he answered the boy,
although it was really meant for the woman, "We'll find
your daddy. He probably just went a'huntin'. That's
all." John Townsend didn't like lying to the little
brown boy; but he didn't know what else to say and,
under the circumstances, didn't think he was really that
far from the truth. Maybe the Harlie did go a'huntin'
after all, the sheriff was just than trying to convince
himself. But who was he a'huntin'?
Nadine didn't
necessarily know if what the sheriff had just said was a
good thing or a bad thing. But she did know Sheriff
Townsend well enough to know that he would have go after
Elmo sooner rather than later. He had to. That was his
job. She was also well aware by now of all the trouble
her husband was in, along with seriousness of the
charges; although, technically, no charges had been
officially filed as of yet. All she really knew was that
a Creekman was found dead on top of the mountain soon
after Elmo came back; and that he died, or was killed
rather, with a shotgun; the same kind of shotgun that
Elmo kept out in the barn and was now gone, just like
her husband. Any farm girl could figure it out, even a
dumb one, which Nadine certainly wasn't. She knew what
it all meant, especially when the man shot dead just
happened to be white, the only one to come back down was
a Harlie; a Harlie who was seen by more than one
eyewitness riding off into the mountains shortly before
it all happened. And the fact that this particular
Harlie, Mister Elmo Cotton, was presently missing and
unaccounted for certainly didn't help matters; in fact,
it only made him guiltier, at least in the discerning
eyes of a squinty-eyed sheriff, and the Law. It only
made the situation that much more complicated; and
Nadine wasn't a complicated woman. There were many
things she still didn't understand, and not just about
her husband. But she told Sheriff John everything she
did know, including having seen a strange looking man on
the farm shortly before Elmo disappeared. And she hadn't
seen him since, which only made her a little more
nervous; and the sheriff, a little more suspicious. John
appeared to believe everything the farmer's wife told
him (he really had no reason not to) and told her so. He
said he'd be back.
For a variety of
reason, most of them self-serving, Ike Armstrong allowed
Nadine Cotton to stay on the farm even though he wasn't
obliged to, legally or otherwise. He could have easily
evicted her; after all, it was not her initials that
were on the contract, only her husband's; and that would
be enough. Word around town was that the greedy landlord
still had eyes for Mrs. Elmo Cotton; and words spread
quickly in Harley. But not nearly as fast as Nadine
Cotton's broom, which she kept close by her side at all
times, especially when Mister Armstrong just happened to
stroll by her house each and every morning around ten
o'clock in his rebel gray slouch hat, crackling new
jeans, and patent leather shoes, with treachery in his
heart, a bulge in his trousers, and a little too much
time on his hands.
For the most part,
the sharecropper's wife kept to herself. She tried to
stay busy which, under the circumstances, was not a
difficult thing to do on a farm without a farmer around.
She picked whatever crops were left wilting on the
vines, pumped the churn, feed the pigs and chickens,
milked the cow, cussed the mule, and generally did all
the things she'd always done as a farm girl, and then
some. Naturally, Nadine's' mother would stop by from
time to time, along with one or two of the farm girl's
brawny brothers; but they had their own farms to
consider; and ever since Fred Simpson had died life on
the farm just wasn't the same. But Nadine Cotton was a
proud woman, and she would only accept so much charity,
even from well-intentioned friends and in-laws. Besides,
every time they stopped by, it seemed a certain amount
of 's'plainin' was in order, which was just another way
of saying they simply wanted her to 'explain' exactly
why she married such a lazy, no-good, light-skinned,
blue-eyed, lower-than-a-snake's belly, egg-sucking dog
like Elmo Cotton anyway! She was beginning to wonder why
herself.
The Dixons helped,
too, of course; and so did a handful of other Harlies
who were understandably sympathetic towards Mrs.
Cotton's unfortunate and, as some might say,
undeserving, circumstances. The widow Skinner came by a
few times to do whatever she could, but mostly just to
keep an eye on Lil' Ralph while Nadine was out in the
fields, picking and plowing, or driving Ike Armstrong
off with the business end of her broom. It was a
never-ending ordeal. Ike certainly didn't make things
any easier for the sharecropper's wife.
Then there were
those who blamed Elmo for the poor woman's predicament,
and rightfully so. Others blamed his wife, erroneously
assuming that it was she who'd driven off her husband
for more personal reasons that were not only
unsubstantiated but downright cruel and totally false.
They were both wrong, of course; folks like that usually
are in situations like these. They're the type of
people, those sad individuals, who actually find comfort
in the suffering and misfortunes of others; as if the
only way they can be happy is to make everyone else
around them, especially the ones they love, just as
miserable as they are, or maybe more. Still, it was
difficult for many to believe that Elmo would just leave
her and the boy the way he did, even if the rumors and
gossip was true; they just never took him for that kind
of man – the kind of man his father was, perhaps. The
landlord, on the other hand, had always thought
otherwise. He knew more about what happened up in the
mountains than he was admitting. He knew the man some
still referred to as Reggie Cotton, whose real name was
Ezekiel Harley; and he knew of Colonel Rusty Horn, as
well, the man they called Rd-Beard. He had even heard of
a man who went by the name of Tom Henley, one of the
'hill people', and how he was somehow involved with
Homer Skinner and the seven men who went up to the
mountain and never came back. Secretly hoping that Elmo
Cotton was gone for good (he had no reason to think
otherwise) or perhaps dead, the misogynist landlord made
up his mind to get to know Nadine Cotton on a much more
personal level, after what might be considered a proper
grieving period, of course. And he wasn't the only one
with jelly-roll on his mind. Lately, Ike was thinking
that that period was just about up. He was even thinking
that she should've capitulated by now – if she wanted to
stay on the farm, that is, and if she knew what was good
for her, and her little boy.
But Nadine Cotton
never gave in and she never gave out, not even when she
too was beginning to think that her husband might never
be coming back. And whenever Lil' Ralph would ask her,
"Where my daddy at?" the Harlie's wife would simply
repeat what the sheriff had told the boy earlier: that
his daddy just 'went a'huntin'; and she would leave it
at that. And just like Sheriff John Townsend, she was
closer to the truth than she knew.
For a while the
Harlie found sanctuary in the Great Northern Woods. It
was a quiet place, a secret and sacred sanctuary where
he felt a man could do some real thinking. It was also a
filled with a variety of trees and several small creeks
running down from the mountains. It was a place he was
familiar with, having traveled those same wooded roads
on several occasion with Homer Skinner, in happier and
less stressful times. There were also wild animals about
that he might make good use of. He'd heard stories,
mostly from Homer, of the large grizzle bears that
roamed thereabout; one in particular that was not only
fond of human flesh but also possessed a special
appetite for raccoon.
Along the way he
came upon a small hollow in the woods he thought he
recognized. It was, in fact, the same sacred hollow the
party of nine once made camp under the moon and stars,
smoking cigars, dreaming of gold, and talking of better
times to come. He was in the foothills, west of Harley
and directly north of Creekwood Green, not far from
Silver Mountains where it all began. He was awake that
night, and so was Homer, although the old man never even
knew it at the time. There was a firefly with a long
green tail. It seemed to know a great deal about what
was going on than it should have, thought the Harlie.
And now they were both dead.
By then the leaves
on the trees were turning, creating a vast organic
tapestry of orange, green, red and yellow. It was the
perfect place to hide, imagined the raccoon, resting for
a spell in a fallen rainbow of dead leaves. There were
also a fairly large number of evergreens around and
about that would help camouflage his presence and serve
his stealthful purpose even better. He could climb them,
perhaps, and keep a sharp lookout to the east, where his
fears were always directed. Eternal vigilance would be
his companion, his motto, and loneliness his best
friend. He also thought it would be an easy place to do
some hard thinking. He had no immediate plans other than
to merely survive, and his future was uncertain at best.
He was alive at least and, well, that's all that seemed
to matter for the time being.
His thoughts
vacillated from one day to the next, just like his
moods, that turned and blended into one another like the
leaves and the rainbow. Sometimes his mind was clear,
like a stream of fresh running water; other times, it
was as foggy as the mist that surrounded him each and
every morning when he woke up under the colored umbrella
of foliage. At night he became more uncertain,
ambivalent, and confused; although he did find a certain
comfort in the night that always seemed to be lacking in
the daylight hours. It was sacred feeling he sometimes
wished would never end. He also found sleeping in the
woods better than sleeping in his own bed, even though
it was cold outside and he didn't have anyone to comfort
him at night; like a wife, for instance. Sometimes he
wondered if he would ever 'fight' again. Autumn
was in the air, and the cool mountain breeze seemed to
put out the fire that sometimes still burned in his
brain, for a while anyway.
One night as he
lay beneath a tapestry of stars that appeared to him
like so many candles burning brightly in the Heavens,
the Harlie looked up as the moon moved slowly through a
long dark cloud. Silhouetted against the lonely lunar
orb, the cloud seemed to transform itself right before
his eyes, in much the same way that shadows sometimes
suddenly appear in children's bedrooms, late at night;
and how they would sometimes, somehow, come alive,
taking on not only the familiar and friendly appearances
we are comfortable with, but with ghosts and goblins,
and other things too terrible to imagine, dancing on the
walls and ceiling and being a general nuisance. It's
usually enough to drive the little ones straight under
the blanket, along with their parents.
But the Harlie
had no blanket, or parents; and even if he did, there
was nowhere for him to hide. The ghosts merely laughed
at him. The Heaven's heaped him, they mocked him, and
the cloud only reminded him all he'd left behind. In it,
he could make out the form of a woman in a long white
apron laboring in a field, moving slowly and
methodically through the moonbeams and mushrooms.
Naturally, it reminded him of his wife, Nadine. But for
whatever reason, he was thinking more of his mother just
then, Daisy Cotton, who died when he was only five years
old. They looked very much alike, he imagined, Nadine
and Daisy (at least that's what people who knew them
both had told him) mostly in their faces. It was no
wonder Elmo Cotton proposed to Nadine Simpson only a
week after they'd met. What was more of a wonder was
that she'd actually accepted.
Daisy Cotton was
small woman with a light brown complexion (at least by
Harley standards) and the 'face of an angel' people
would say. Many had called her beautiful, including Joe
Cotton, her older bother who was likewise said to be a
handsome hunk of Humanity in his younger and more virile
years. 'It's in the blood!' he would boast at times, for
his sister's sake more than his own personal vanity.
Perhaps it's the same blood that once flowed through the
veins of the Queen of Sheba, the African Queen who may
not have only seduced King Solomon but, according to
legend, preserved the royal bloodline as well. She had
high cheekbones, straight black hair, and a reddish
brown skin-tone with a hint of yellow that betrayed a
distant Mongolian past; shades and shadows of the Kahn,
perhaps (a fact that she would neither confirm nor deny,
even if it were true) and seemed to go so well with her
name – Daisy, Daisy Cotton.
No one was quite
sure where Daisy Cotton came from, although it was
rumored that she was born on a slave ship, as were most
of the older folks of her generation; and that her own
parents, unable to survive the trans-Atlantic voyage
were summarily buried at sea sometime before the start
of the war. All she could remembered of her clouded past
was being shuffled from one home to another until, as
Providence would have it, she ended up in Harley where
she made the acquaintance of Ezekiel Harley, Erasmus
Harley's eldest son. In fact, it was Zeke who'd first
introduced this strange young beauty to the local
community who knew, almost from the start, they were
bond to be man and wife.
A distant and
quiet woman by nature, there always appeared to be an
alien presence about Daisy Cotton that men found
appealing and women found disturbing. She had the
contour eyes of an Oriental princess and the full,
sensuous lips of an African Queen. Everything about her
was exotic, including the only name she went by at the
time, Delilah, which was eventually shortened to
Daisy.
Her beauty was
that which shone inward rather than outward; calmly,
like the serene smile on the face of some brown-skinned
Mona Lisa. There was certainty in her smile, something
time could not erase, and melancholy could not mask. It
was a pure and simple smile that spoke volumes without
uttering a single syllable. It was the face of a woman
who, despite a mysterious past and uncertain future,
knew exactly who she was and where she was going. It was
the face of Daisy Cotton.
The Harlie saw
it. He knew it. He recognized it instantly. How could he
not? It was better to gaze at than moon or star. It was
more powerful than the sun, he imagined, with all its
orbiting satellites; it would surely outlast the grave.
It was the incorruptible face a woman, as deep as and as
dark as the Heavens themselves. And if God had a face,
Elmo suddenly began to realize, perhaps for the first
time in his short and chauvinistic life, it would have
to be that of a woman. A black woman! It just made
sense. It may even be the face of Daisy Cotton, he
couldn't help but wonder as Mother Nature enveloped him
in her own maternal instincts and nursed him through the
night.
With his gaze
firmly fixed on the celestial night sky, the raccoon
suddenly recalled a conversation he'd had with his wife
had on the subject of his parents as they lay in bed one
night after a long and exceptionally exhausting 'fight'.
He was thinking about his mother, as well as his
father, and what the two ever saw in one another, other
than himself. 'Don't know why she ever married him
anyway,' Elmo remembered saying to his wife on a night
such this, speaking of the woman he knew everything, and
nothing, about. 'Must'a been a powerful desperate woman
to marry a man by the likes of Zeke Harley. Should'a
stayed in N'Orleans... where she belong. Better off if she
done never been born. N'om sayin', 'Dine?"
Nadine understood
exactly what her husband was saying, or at least trying
to say; but that didn't necessarily mean she agreed with
him. He suddenly recalled his wife's logical response at
the time, which only a farm girl could deliver, along
with a sharp knee to his backside: 'Hush yo' mouth, Elmo
Cotton! You don't know what you's talkin' about.
Besides, if she never be born, then how is you ever
goin' get here? And Lil' Ralph, too!' she frowned.
"I 'spose," was
all the Harlie could manage at the time, even though
wished they'd never met.
Nadine Cotton
could never understand her husband, and the strange
habit he had of talking off the top of his head,
extemporaneously, especially when it came to disturbing
subject of Elmo's parents, which continued to be the
source of gossip and innuendo for many years to come.
Her own mother, Sally Simpson, had warned her against
getting involved with the blue-eyed Harlie; she had her
reasons, of course, and her sources; although she was
careful never to voice her concerns or suspicions in
front of her future son-in-law, even when they turned
out to be true. Fred was not so judgmental, he suddenly
recollected, but could never quite bring himself to
disagree with his wife, at least not to the degree the
young couple would have him, and certainly not to her
face.
The only real
image Elmo had of his mother and father was faded
photograph taken right after their wedding that Joe had
hanging on his wall before it was torn down and carried
off by one of the vultures. 'They was married right
'chere in Harley', stated the old man. I was there. The
bestest man! But that was a long time ago, son, and I
wasn't much of a church-going man back then. Still
ain't, I reckon. But that don't mean I ain't a
God-fearing man, mind you. We all gets saved in God's
good time, I suppose; some faster than others, that's
all. Let's just say it took me a little longer than
most. It happened right after the war, you know, when
folks be fussin' and fightin' over all kinds of
foolishness. Should'a seen him, Elmo! Daisy dressed all
in white, and yo' daddy so tall and proud, just like one
of them mens in the picture book. And a real gentleman,
too!'
The sentiment did
didn't necessarily please the Harlie, at least not as
much as the fly-catcher thought it should have at the
time; and it certainly didn't lessen the animosity Elmo
still felt towards his father; not in the least. He
simply could never forgive the man for running out on
him and his mother the way he did. And for that he would
surely die, he solemnly swore for the first time in his
life. He wondered if Lil' Ralph would one day feel the
same way about him some day. After all, wasn't he was
doing the exact same thing? For different reasons
perhaps; but still... 'Apple doesn't fall far from the
tree," his uncle would say from time to time, with no
one in particular in mind, or so it seemed. The thought
frightened him to no end.
Homer would
certainly have agreed with Joe Cotton, if he were still
alive to do so; for he'd made the exact same observation
himself; although, unlike Elmo's recently deceased
uncle, the kindly old deputy was more sympathetic and
somewhat reluctant to express his true feeling to the
young sharecropper he'd grown so fond of over the years.
Both men had known Zeke Harley at one time or another,
which is probably why they'd both come the same
proverbial conclusion 'Apple don't fall far from the
tree...,' and moreover, they both knew, or at least
suspected, what actually became of the man who became
Reginald Cotton. And even though the meetings had
occurred a very long time ago, and were casual at best,
the conclusions reached by the two old gentlemen who'd
lived on opposite side of the infamous Iron Gates for so
long were indeed justified, and probably true. It
something they had both suspected Elmo would find out
for himself one day, eventually; but neither one would
ever know.
Other than his
wife and young child, Joe Cotton and Homer Skinner were
the only two people in the world that Elmo ever truly
loved. And now they were both dead. He knew they
would've understood why he ran away. At least his uncle
would; after all, it was he who had suggested it, in one
way or another. He really had no other choice. Whether
or not he could ever convince Nadine of that was another
matter. He never even tried. As the moon fled and hid
its fleeting face behind a long dark cloud moving slowly
over the mountain, the raccoon tried not to think about
it.
He stayed in the
foothills all through the fall, watching the leaves fall
from the trees one by one until every branch was bare,
except of course for the ubiquitous evergreens; and even
they were beginning to look as cold and damp, as weary
and weathered as the Harlie himself. Naturally, the
raccoon knew that he couldn't stay there forever.
* * *
AS AUTUMN TURNED INTO WINTER and the chilling winds came
down from the Silver Mountains, the raccoon thought he
might travel south for a while. And so, with suitcase in
hand and a hunger in his heart, the Harlie did just that. He made
it a point of steering clear of Creekwood Green, for
obvious reasons, not least of all to avoid being
spotted, which, for a Harlie at least, is easier said
than done. It is also a well known fact that raccoons
generally tend to stay as far away from all human
contact as possible, whether they're on the run or not.
Elmo was no exception.
He traveled the
back roads, south and east, which really weren't roads
at all, just small animal trails meandering throughout
the lower woodlands like the many creeks and streams he
was forced to negotiate along the way. Elmo still wore
his overalls, which, except for his suitcase and its
meager contents, was about all he owned. He traveled
barefoot and light, mostly at night, chiefly out of fear
of being seen, and at the risk of being eaten or
attacked by some other animal, one perhaps hungrier and
bigger than himself. He made no campfire.
The night air
was very cold by then; there were signs of snow. The
chill sometimes cut him to the bone, especially late at
night when the wind blew down from the mountains like a
freight train, turning water into ice. But that's just
the way it is sometimes when you're a raccoon on the
run, or any other animal for that matter; life is a game
of chance (not a very friendly one) and Nature holds
cards.
Then one day the
Harlie came upon a small log cabin out in the woods.
He'd stumbled upon it, accidentally it would seem, just
south of Harley, not very far from the sandy banks of
Redman River. It was a place where the Indians (a term
some folks still used, quite erroneously in fact, in
describing the native people that dwelled on the east
side of the Redman River) once lived. In more recent
times they were known simply as Redmen, chiefly on
account of the distinctive skin color associated with
that particular race of aborigines having its origins in
the Americas who were driven out of the territory by the
early settlers, or so the Harlie were led to believe. It
was also the same place where a Creek woman, from nearby
Creekwood Green, was once killed. It happened not too
long ago, not far from the old Indian campgrounds. As
the story goes, she'd come down to the wash her cloths
and perhaps take bath on the west bank of the Redman
River, which it is called to this day; although in more
ancient times it was referred to in the Redman's savage
tongue as 'Obi day-Si' which loosely translates into
'River of Living Water'; or, in more ancient times the
'Great White Snake'. And it was there, on those same
sandy shores she was savagely raped by a Redman warrior,
the son of a great chief, who had falsely mistaken her
for a some kind of demigod, or white princess, he was
destined to wed, presumably on account of her fair
complexion and reddish-blonde hair which the old legends
spoke of in such graphic and alien detail. When the
woman (no could ever quite agree on exactly who she was
or where she came from) refused to capitulate, the
determined red prince summarily raped and killed her,
thinking, perhaps, her impregnated body would live on in
some reincarnated state and eventually give birth to a
son who, by virtue of her divinity and his own royal
blood line, would undoubtedly turn out to be nothing
less than a demigod as prophesized by the tribal
medicine man and written in the stars. Despite the local
legends and the cosmological decree, the demigod never
appeared; but the woman did! Well, that is to say her
dead body did. It was found buried in a shallow grave,
on those same sandy shores that were now tainted with
the blood of a great white goddess, which, in his own
aboriginal tongue and in defense of his ignorant son who
was eventually brought to trail and justice, the old
chief insisted was the will of the gods, and that he
predestined son, the demigod, would never-the-less be
born (although he never explained exactly by what means
or miraculous process all this would happen, or when)
fulfilling the ancient prophecies. Furthermore, insisted
the old chief, even on his death blanket with his high
priest at his side, the boy-king would return! '...From
out of the west', noted the king's high priest whose
primary job it was to predict such apocalyptic events,
and be boiled in own blood if his prognostications
failed to manifest. Naturally, being the high priest to
a Redman chief was not an easy job, and certainly not to
be envied.
It was a good
story, and perhaps even true. But there actually was no
evidence to prove it, other than some bloody footprints
left in the sand that, even to this day, cried out for
blood, much like the sacred soil that covered the body
of the innocent Able; they could've belonged to anyone.
But it was the Indians themselves who paid the ultimate
price; not only in the land they were forced to
relinquish (rape and murder being no more than a poor
but convenient excuse to employ the power of Eminent
Domain over all Indian territories west of the Redman
River, thus driving them out of their ancestral
homeland) but with their very lives; thousands, in fact,
lost in a fierce, bitter, and unsuccessful battle that
ensued shortly afterwards in response to Manifest
Destiny. But they didn't die in vain, and they didn't
die alone; for the soil the raccoon presently stood upon
that day was sacred and hollow ground, consecrated with
not only the savage blood of the Redman, but that of the
brave soldiers who fought there as well. Elmo reckoned
that not too many people came that way anymore; at least
not that he knew of, and especially not any young white
women from Creekwood Green who believed in such tales
and legends, and like to take baths in the river.
It was a quiet
place, nicely nestled in a small hollow of the winter
woodlands and surrounded by so many towering evergreens.
It was actually the original site of an old forgotten
Indian camp, once established on the west side of the
river long before the white settlers arrived, that had
since been abandoned. The door was slightly opened;
there was no lock. Elmo had actually been looking for
food when he'd come across the unexpected shelter, and
though it might be a good place for him to rest for a
while and maybe spend the night. He pushed open the door
and went inside.
The cabin, or what
was left of it, appeared to have recently survived a
fire of some magnitude, as the whole east side of the
structure was charred black with smoke and ash, but
still very much intact. There was a window broken in
with bits of glass lying about the floor, as if someone
had attempted a quick and successful escape. It would be
the first time in over three weeks the roaming raccoon
slept indoors and, being that it was very cold outside
and his feet were almost frozen by then, he decided to
stay for a spell.
Immediately, Elmo
noticed a large fireplace on the south side of the
interior. Not only was there presently nobody at home,
but it appeared as though no one had lived there for
quite some time; at least no woman, he quickly reasoned,
as evidenced by so many layers of dust, dirt and debris
that surely would have driven her straight to the broom;
and her husband (if she was lucky enough to have on)
straight to barn, or the outhouse, which were
conspicuously missing from the little farm on the
frontier. Perhaps they'd left for a safer, more secure,
or maybe even a more profitable, environment, he
imagined. From the looks of things, he concluded, maybe
they'd made the right decision and were gone for good.
He didn't think anyone would mind if he stayed there for
a while; and even if they did, the most they could do,
legally anyway, was ask him to leave. Besides, winter
was still setting in, and the thought occurred to him
that the cabin might be his best, and perhaps his only,
chance of survival. And best of all, there were no
landlords or nosey neighbors around (at least as far as
he could tell) and definitely no sheriffs. In fact, he
hadn't see a single soul since he arrived, except maybe
for a few wild animals that had obviously made use of
the cabin for similar reasons and were probably just
looking for food and shelter, like any animal would and
should But even animals have a home, somewhere, he
wondered in a quiet moment of jealous abandonment,
whether it's a nest, an old hollow log, or just a hole
in the ground. Elmo certainly couldn't blame them for
that; he was, after all, a raccoon on the run himself
and felt a certain bond of brotherhood with his fellow
survivalists and knew what it was like to be cold,
hungry, and frightened. At least animals had one another
to keep them company, which was more than Elmo could say
at the time
The red-brick
fireplace was actually the only functional part of the
cabin left un-scorched after the blaze, and may've been
what caused the unfortunate incident to begin with,
thought the Harlie. There some animal hides tacked to
the wall, of varying colors and species, along with an
axe placed conspicuously over the door which he knew
would come in handy. A small wooden cabinet had been
constructed into one corner of the building, inside
which Elmo was most pleased to find an old but still
very functional set of cutlery, including a large wooden
handled 'Bowie' knife, named in honor of its inventor,
the famed American frontiersman, Colonel James 'Jim'
Bowie, with the cutting edge of the lethal blade still
fully and functionally intact. Perhaps it was the same
knife once presented to Colonel Davy Crockett, another
great American statesman who would earn the prestigious
tile as 'the King of the wild frontier' and crowned with
a coon-skinned cap, by the old pioneer himself. You
never know. He slid the knife into his pocket thinking,
perhaps, it would certainly come in handy. There was
also a small table and chair near the broken window, and
not much else. But that was enough, for now at least. In
fact, the only thing missing from his new home, as far
as the Harlie was concerned, was a bed. But all in all,
it seemed like a good place for the Harlie to hang his
hat (if he had a hat to hang, that is) at least until he
decided what he would do next.
He slept on the
floor the first night, which was made out of very soft
pine and saw dust. He even found a few old blankets
stuffed between the mitered logs, apparently put there
to keep out the cold wind, which he also made good use.
He would have made fire in the fireplace, of course; but
he had no matches and just couldn't find any. But at
least it was warm inside; and the following morning when
he awoke, more refreshed than he'd been in a long, long
time, he immediately began doing what he could to make
the cabin more comfortable, or at least a little more
like the home he once knew. "If only Nadine was here',
he said to himself while searching for some dry wood
outside he might use to start a fire, "she'd have this
place fixed up in no time." He was right, of course; but
he knew it would never happen.
By that afternoon,
he'd not only repaired the broken window with some loose
floor boards he found near the base of the hearth, but
had also managed to bar the door from inside with a two
by four timber he'd borrowed from open-beam ceiling. And
then, the Lucky Number really got lucky. He found a
small tinder-box on top of the fireplace that he'd
overlooked the day before. It was dry. And in no time at
all, the fireplace was ablaze with bright yellow flames,
lighting up the little cabin in a soft orange glow. It
was the first time Elmo had felt the warmth of fire
since he'd left home. It was a good feeling, a human
feeling, and one he intended to keep as long as he
could.
While chasing a
squirrel across the floor that had awoken him the very
next morning, the Harlie came across a few loose boards
that opened up into a small root cellar directly beneath
the floor of the cabin. It'd been excavated long ago,
apparently to store modest amounts of perishable foods,
particularly in the winter, and especially meat, which
could keep for months in the subterranean frost. It was
also a place the animals couldn't easily get to, which
only made it that much more practical. The only problem,
however, was that there simply wasn't any food to be
found in the cellar by then. It was all gone. "Oh well,
I guess I's ain't the Lucky Number after all," the
Harlie sorely imagined, placing his suitcase down into
the hole for safekeeping, along with the sailin' shoes
and pipes. And with them went the Motherstone.
The evergreens
surrounding the old Indian camp were proud and tall, not
unlike the Redmen themselves who'd once cut them down
for their thick flakey bark and soft pulp, which their
squaws would make multiple good use of. Elmo would
sometimes climb the piney branches, looking for anyone
that just might otherwise he looking for him. He vowed
that he would kill anyone who came after him, including
Sheriff John Townsend; although he sincerely hoped it
wouldn't come to that because he still liked and
respected the sheriff with the Chinese eyes more than
actually wanted to.
His innocence
remained intact, even if he did kill the Colonel Horn, a
fact he was not ready to admit, or deny. The gun just
went off, he repeated over and over again until he
almost believed it himself. It was all he could he do,
all he could remember. It was a defense he would take to
the grave, if he was fortunate to ever have one, and if
the animals hadn't already properly disposed of his
decomposing corpse by the time someone stumbled,
accidentally perhaps, upon the unrecognizable remains in
the wilderness. And indeed, it was beginning to look as
though that's exactly what would happen. He did not fear
death, as animals never do, at least not in human
aspects; he only hoped it would be quick and painless,
and on the raccoon's own terms, not someone else's.
* * *
IT WAS WELL INTO DECEMBER BY THEN. The days grew shorter
and his horns grew longer, along with the raccoon's
shadow. Christmas came and went and Elmo Cotton simply
didn't care. He learned to live off the land; and in
doing so, realized just how little a raccoon on the run
actually needed. But still, he wanted more. He wanted
what he just couldn't have; and he didn't know exactly
what it was yet. He only wanted the truth. The words
'Thems that wants don't get' came to mind more than
once, although he could never remember exactly where
he'd heard them before.
He survived those
cold and lonely months on whatever he could catch and
kill with his Bowie knife, along with wild berries and
roots he foraged from the sparse vegetation, which was
meager at best, especially that time of the year when
Nature, a well as the competition, was most
inhospitable. He lived on rabbit and other small game
that were easy enough to catch in a few simple but
effective traps he'd also found in the root cellar. And
when the first snow came, the tracks left by the animals
in the snow made it that much easier. The raccoon was
learning quickly. He had to. It was a simple matter of
life and death; it was survival. It's what animals do.
Occasionally, he
would catch a fish or two from the icy waters of the
Redman River that was running low that time of year.
With the aid of a small sewing kit and a few bits of
twine left over by the previous occupants of his new
home, the Harlie soon became quite the fisherman, and
was actually amazed at just how easy it was to catch the
small silver fish called mullet, known to more serious
and experienced fishermen in pursuit of larger game
simply as bait. He also, much to his surprise and
delight, and having never actually acquired a taste for
amphibious meals back home, became rather fond of the
fishy flesh, once he got past the bones and scales and
learned the proper technique of cleaning the slippery
cold creatures. He could still never forget the time
Sherman Dixon gulped down a dead catfish he'd found
lying in the muddy bean fields of Harley, which only
made the sharecropper from Harlie come to appreciate the
fat farmer he knew and loved so much, and missed even
more.
By nightfall he
would always go straight back to the cabin with whatever
food he could catch, which he would cook over the open
flame of the fireplace. Before the flesh met the flame,
however, he would always pull up the floorboards to make
sure that his suitcase was still in the root cellar. It
was not so much the suitcase he was concerned about, but
rather what was inside it; and he wasn't only thinking
his uncle's sailin' shoes. Knowingly or unknowingly, it
was always the Motherstone that his hand invariably
reached for first. It was still there.
Among other
things, the Harlie began to notice, not much to his
surprise, that it was becoming more and more difficult
to catch his daily supper each day. Naturally, most of
the land animals were in hibernation by now, which was
their only escape, it would seem, from Mother Nature's
wintery wrath. The fish, however, always seemed to be
reliable game.
The winds howled
down from the north, and the snow would sometimes reach
such a height that he had trouble just opening the cabin
door without being assaulted by an avalanche of the
powdery white substance, which at times had reached all
the way up to the icicled eves of the little cabin. It'd
forced the raccoon to spend more time inside the lonely
shelter than he otherwise would have, and drastically
limited the amount of wood he could collect for the
fireplace. Curiously enough, the more difficult it
became to sustain and feed himself through that cold and
lonely period of self-inflicted isolation, the more he
appreciated and respected what little he did have; and,
in that sense, everything seemed to taste just a little
bit better than it did before.
Although he was
feeling stronger than he ever did before, Elmo also
noticed that he was rapidly losing weight, a fact that
didn't seem to bother him at all, but was still
something he thought about. He killed a raccoon one
unusually cold and dark afternoon that came scratching
at the door, which he cooked it over an open fire and
ate in silence. That didn't seem to bother him either,
not as much as he thought it would anyway. He made a hat
out of the raccoon's naturally insulated hide;
bandit-like eyes in front and a bushy brown ring-tail
trailing behind in the back. And beneath it all Elmo's
hair grew long and wild, his beard becoming thicker and
courser with each passing day until he'd sprouted a full
face of wooly brown whiskers, something the young Harlie
was never able to accomplish before. It was also
something he was actually quite proud of, even though
there was no one else there to admire it. It suited him
well, and the Harlie no longer considered himself a
merely boy with a beard, but something much more.
Somewhere between Harley and the old Indian camp Elmo
Cotton had became a man.
He wished more
than once that Dick Dilworth could be there to witness
his new facial crop, imagining how satisfying it would
be to sit and compare beards with the boy who once peed
in is bathtub. No doubt, reckoned the bearded raccoon,
Little Dick surely would've sprouted his own manly mane
by now, if only he'd lived long enough to do so. It made
him sad to think they would never meet again. And if by
chance, or the grace of God, they were to come face to
face in one of the many mansions in the sky, would they
even recognize one another? Or are beards even allowed
in the celestial city? As though instead of greeting you
at the Pearly Gates with a haloed head and the keys to
the Eternal City strapped hermetically to his sides, the
old fisherman is standing there garnishing a pair of
sheep shears, a barber's razor, and pile of dead
whiskers at the holy feet of the saint. He was even
beginning to wonder if his own wife would recognize him
by now. He could all but see Lil' Ralph scurrying up the
tallest available tree for cover, if and when he ever
did show up again in front of the little house in
Harley. When he looked at himself in a cool pool of
water one day, it suddenly occurred to him that he
didn't even look like a Harlie anymore; in fact, his
hairy reflection suddenly and somewhat remained him of a
man he once saw standing in a bean field, and again at
the at the Iron Gates of Harley. It frightened him.
When the snow
turned to ice, the Harlie raccoon used the skins of the
animals he'd previously killed for protection from the
elements. He wore the their hides over his overalls,
which only further reminded him of the man he could not
seem to stop thinking about, the one with the long beard
and pointed nose, the man with the wooly clothes and
thick eyeglasses, the man with the gun. But after a
while, when there was a sudden break in the winter and
there was much work to be done, Elmo became too busy to
give it a second thought and quickly put it out of his
mind, although somehow he knew it would return, just
like it always did, just like the man himself.
Then one day when
the ice began to melt, the Harlie noticed that a large
brown grizzly had wondered out on the frozen ice to paw
for fish. Cautiously approaching the center of the pond
where the water was deepest and the ice was at its
weakest, the bear came upon a fishing-hole Elmo had cut
into the frozen water earlier. The fated and unfortunate
animal had just secured his fishy supper when the ice it
had been precariously standing on suddenly gave way and
broke beneath its clawed and furry feet. The
warm-blooded mammal struggled for a while, attempting to
extricate itself from an icy grave of its own making,
but never made it. Elmo suspected the doomed beast
might've been either very old or very sick, perhaps
both, as bears are typically are more resilient than
that. He simply died floated face down in the icy
surface of the water, with a fish still hooked in one of
its lifeless claws. It looked like an easy meal. It
wasn't.
After several
failed attempts, Elmo somehow managed to drag the dead
carcass from its icy grave. The meat, he imagined, would
sustain him through the remainder of the winter; and the
fur obtained from the hide of the providential beast
would keep him all the warmer. Properly skinning the
semi-frozen animal with his Bowie knife, which was just
what it was designed for in the first place, proved an
easy enough task. Absent its feral furry coat, the bear
appeared not unlike a dead human cadaver; so much so
that butchering the beast would actually make the Harlie
ill. He then removed the vital organs, cleaned out the
entrails, and went about preparing the dead animal with
the precision and care only Lester Cox (had he been
there at the time to witness the autopsy) could
appreciate. Naturally, the Harlie would much rather have
preferred slaughtering a pig or a cow, but he wasn't in
Harley anymore; and besides, the bear meat proved to be
very tasty, even when eaten raw, just like the fish. He
placed the leftover meat in his cellar freezer beneath
the floorboards of the old cabin. It was so
voluminous that it left only a small amount of space for
anything else, including his suitcase, sailin' shoes,
and a few other personal items; not to mention his
uncle's beloved pipes and, of course, the Motherstone.
The following day,
with a belly full of bear meat and feeling particularly
brave, he tried on his uncle's shoes once more, thinking
that perhaps they might fit him by now. They did not. He
wore them anyway, but only inside the cabin where they
would not be exposed to the harsh elements of the
winter, or ridicule – if by chance a passing stranger
happened to catch a glance at a raccoon in sailin'
shoes. He suspected his uncle would have laughed, in his
famous bull-frog voice, at such a comical site, and then
rolled over in his grave. Besides, he didn't want the
other animals to see him either; it was too
embarrassing. Raccoons have their pride, if not much
else, even when they're on the run.
It was March, and
winter was not giving up her ghost without a fight. The
white waters of the Redman River were running unusually
high that time of year. A brief warm front had caused
some of the accumulating snow in the mountains to melt
away prematurely that year, swelling the banks well
beyond their normal capacity. The 'The Great White
Snake', as the rapidly moving water of the Redman River
was ostensibly described by the local inhabitants of
that region, in keeping with the tradition of their
red-skinned brothers, was sleeping at the time; but not
for long. For as everyone knew, most of all the Redmen
who still dwelled in the flood plain, the 'great snake'
would rise once more, and come roaring back to life,
fueled by the melting snows coming down from the
mountains, like herds of white buffalo thundering over
the open prairie. And with the snake, the creeks and
streams would rise, flowing with life and all the other
precious elements that promote and sustain it,
eventually emptying out into the vastness of the sea
where they were began and where they belong. Somehow,
Elmo knew he would end up there as well; someday, but
not just yet.
At night Elmo lay
awake in his furry pillow wondering what he would do
next. He knew he could not stay there forever, and
suspected the owner of the cabin would soon be coming
back; it would only be a matter of time, he sadly
supposed. The weather was getting warmer, too; and that
would more than likely bring other visitors as well,
some less welcomed than others. Surely, he thought,
there must be someone looking for him by now. He
reckoned the sheriff meant what he said back in Harley,
especially about raccoon hunting, and took him at his
word. 'They might outrun me, son,' Elmo recalled the
squinty-eyed law man telling him one day in his own
front yard, 'but that ol' coon will never out run them
hounds. Ain't no one ever gets away from them hounds,
boy! They'll tree that 'coon every time."
The sheriff was
right, of course; he knew what he was talking about. And
he wasn't talking about 'coons. He was talking about a
frightened young man and the Law. No one was more aware
of that than the raccoon on the run himself, Elmo
Cotton. He knew John Townsend had a deadlier game in
mind at the time: the kind that fights back, on two
legs, and not only when it is cornered, or 'treed'. But
somehow, it really didn't matter. He would keep on
running, as long as he could; if cornered, he would
kill. It's only natural; what any animal would do. And
he was really no different after all, the Harlie finally
concluded, and perhaps even more dangerous. As these and
other primordial thought passed through his hairy head,
the raccoon's skin grew thicker, fuller, and less
sensitive. His blood ran cold, and his heart turned to
stone. Kill... or be killed. That was no longer just a
saying – it was cold hard fact. It was the law of
survival; the law of the jungle. It was that pure and
simple, that natural, and that real. The raccoon
would survive, just like he did on the mountain that
day, just like the little black chick.
And so Elmo
decided to stay, a little while longer perhaps. He had a
place to sleep and plenty to eat. He had his suitcase
and his sailin' shoes; and there was still enough bear
meat down in the cellar to last until spring. He had his
pipe. And he also had the Motherstone. He lacked
nothing, except maybe his innocence, and perhaps a few
extra bags of tobacco. And then, suddenly, he remembered
what he was doing there, why he came, why he ran, and
most importantly, what he still had to do. He had to
find the Miracle-Maker. He had to find Zeke Harley. But
all that could wait; even hatred has its hibernations,
which only makes it stronger.
Many years ago
there was an amazing blacksmith who made the most
beautiful rings anywhere. The rings were very rare and
very valuable. The blacksmith only gave them to the
most deserving of animals, that is to say, the noblest.
For instance, the lions were given a ring to wear around
they're neck, but we call it their mane. This story,
though, has to do with the mischievous raccoon. The
raccoon desperately wanted a ring but was clearly
undeserving due to his solitude and lack of general
helpfulness. The raccoon was thinking about how to get a
ring, but he kept having one reoccurring idea: steal it,
for this is the way the raccoon thought, not nobly but
dishonestly. On the decided night, the raccoon ventured
out to find the blacksmith's forge. He searched it all
over and finally found five rings in a drawer. The
raccoon instinctively threw his hand out to snatch the
rings, but he dropped one. Because of the thickness of
the ring it made a loud thud when it hit the ground. The
blacksmith immediately ran into the room. He found the
raccoon holding four rings and picking up the fifth.
The blacksmith had an extremely short temper. He then
told the raccoon, "If you desire a ring so greatly
you're willing to steal from me then you can have them!"
To the raccoon's surprise, there was much more to the
blacksmith than appeared; apparently the blacksmith
wielded supernatural powers which he used on the
raccoon. "You and your kin shall remember this mistake
forever. You'll get the rings, but they won't be the
beautiful gold before you," said the blacksmith,
"instead you'll have an everlasting mark placed upon
you." The blacksmith placed five rings on the
raccoon's tail, the mark of the thief.
Chapter Eight
The Dark Massiah
BY THE END OF MARCH winter had died a quick and painless
death and spring was already in the air. The Harlie found himself
spending more and more time on the banks the Redman
River, watching the boats as they appeared from the
north gliding gently downstream like so many leaves on a
pond. To pass the time of day Elmo Cotton built a raft
by tying some loose logs together that he'd found
stashed behind the cabin. For a paddle he used a broken
flood board. He didn't think anyone would miss it
anyway.
He hadn't gone out
more than fifty feet before the current began taking him
further downstream than he actually wanted to be, and at
an ever increasing rate of speed. When he finally
managed to paddle back to shore, which took every bit of
the raccoon's recently acquired strength, Elmo found out
that the current had indeed landed him about a mile
south from where he first began. With that in mind, he
seriously began to think about taking his raft further
downstream, perhaps all the way to Old Port Fierce,
which, after all, was his final destination.
But for the
present, he knew it would be a foolish thing to do. The
water was moving much too rapidly by now; and he just
didn't have the navigational skills, not yet anyway, to
handle such a bold and dangerous adventure. And besides,
anyone with a curious mind would surely be wondering
what a long-haired Harlie with a suitcase was doing out
on the river that time of year, and so far away from
home. A raft was just no place for a raccoon on the run,
at least not for the time being; and it just wasn't
worth the risk. The snake has too many eyes, he finally
concluded. It would just have to wait. With so many
boats suddenly appearing on the river, mostly sailing
downstream towards the old port city by the bay, a slow
moving raft would stand out like... well, like a slow
moving raft, the Harlie could only imagine. Perhaps
there was another way.
But that didn't
stop the raccoon from crossing the river, which is
exactly what he did one day when the water ran high and
the current not so strong. Leaving his suitcase and
sailin' shoes behind in the root cellar, he boarded his
raft and set his sights on a group of cypress trees
collectively growing on the eastern shore of the Redman
River. He took the Motherstone with him. For some
unexplainable reason the rafting raccoon reckoned that
he might not be returning any time soon, although his
intentions at the time were quite the opposite; and the
thought of someone stumbling upon the cabin, perhaps as
innocently and accidentally as he once did, simply would
not allow him to leave it behind. He could always find
another suitcase, he imagined, dragging the raft down to
the icy edge of the water; and as far as the sailin'
shoes... well, they really were just an old pair of
shoes after all, and they too could be replaced,
although perhaps not as easily as the suitcase, he sadly
suspected, while pushing the little wooden craft off the
shore and into the strong current of the Redman River
into the very fangs of the Great White Snake. The pipe
he could always do without, and besides, he was nearly
out of tobacco anyway. He reckoned his uncle would
understand.
When he finally
reached the other side of river, after strenuously
guiding the make-shift raft through a moving maze of
protruding rocks and swirling white eddies, and once
nearly being swept off the deck of the floating floor,
Elmo Cotton had not only lost sight of the cypress trees
but everything else that was fair and familiar to him,
including the cabin itself. The thought had suddenly
occurred to him that if he were to try to go back now,
he would have to carry the raft at least ten miles back
up stream and launch it from there just to get back to
where he'd started from, if that was even possible.
"Well", he said to
himself while recollecting yet another one of his dead
uncle's favorite expressions: "No matter where you
go...thar'y'ar'". It was just one of many of Joe Cotton's
ambiguous and somewhat confounding ways of making the
most out of difficult situations, albeit in a
bewildering sort of way. It was also an excellent way of
reminding us all, as well as himself perhaps, that Man,
through his own free will, always seems to possess, no
matter what the circumstances, the unique and uncanny
ability to know exactly where he stands at any given
moment, whether it's at the bottom of the ocean, the
mountains of the moon, or just sitting in a rocking
chair on his own front porch catching horseflies in his
hands, although without the poetic rhetoric. No matter
where you go...thar'y'ar'. It's his center of gravity, so
to speak; where he feels most comfortable. It's right
where he belongs. Right here! Right now, cocooned in his
own little world of egocentric imaginings, the center of
the Universe, and everything else! wrapped up like a
diamond in the folds of the earth, the glowing spark in
the heart of an Arctic crystal. And there he stands!
bold and defiant to the bitter end, yet safe and secure,
and humbled in the presence of his Creator, though suns
explode, galaxies collide and satellites fly about his
hard hooded head. No matter where you go...thar'y'ar'. It
sums it all up one simple and comprehensive sentence
that anyone, even a Harlie, could understand. It's an
old man's cure, medicine with a potent punch and a
powerful message: that amalgamated mixture of truth,
ambiguity, paradox, and wisdom... with just enough humor
thrown in to make it easy to swallow. It just makes
sense, and it works... well, at least most of the time;
and besides that, it tastes good too! It's really no
different than catching horseflies with your hands, I
suppose; that is, making something that is very
difficult (and we all know, at least those of you who'd
ever tried to catch a horsefly in your bare hands, just
how difficult that can be) appear so easy, almost
natural, you might say, or not nearly as difficult as we
make them out to be. And so, dragging his water-logged
raft up on the sandy banks of the Redman River, Elmo
laughed, "No matter where you go....thar'ya'ar. He then
hid the raft between two large rocks jutting out into
the icy water, threw some dead leaves on top of it, and
left. Looking back, even he couldn't recognize it
anymore.
Once on the other
side of the 'Great White Snake', the Harlie saw for the
first time where the Indians actually lived. It was a
long and narrow island forming a natural land barrier
separating the Redman River from the ocean to the east.
The island, for in fact that's exactly what it was, was
approximately fifty miles long, no more than three miles
across at its widest location, and two yards at its most
narrow, the southern tip terminating at the port of Old
Port Fierce where the great river emptied out into the
sea at the naturally formed inlet.
Naturally, the
island was never considered prime real estate, which is
why the Redmen fled there in the first place to escape
the onslaught of the white invaders from the west with
their firearms, cannon, and whatever other contrivances
they used to further their manifest destiny. It was
there in the naturally isolated lowlands of the coast,
which held no particular interests to the newly arriving
settlers, where the Redmen finally found sanctuary, if
not a new home. It was not a place they wouldn't have
chosen themselves, but one where no one would bother
them, being isolated from the mainland by the great
white snake and cut off from the 'uncivilized' world of
the bearded invaders. Besides, where else would they go?
The island was infested with swarms of hungry black
mosquitoes, pesky sand fleas and ricks, alligators,
water moccasins, and other amphibious vermin too
numerous to mention that lived and thrived in the salty
soup of the cypress swamp. It was a hard life; still, it
was better than living with the human parasites that had
forced them out of their originals hunting grounds on
the west side of the great white snake.
The Island, which,
if translated from the repatriated Redmen's own native
tongue, became known as 'The Island of Long' or, in a
simplified and more abbreviate manner of speech: 'Long
Island'. It was an inhospitable environment, compared to
the more vegetated and developed mainland, with sandy
soil, cypress and evergreen trees that grew mainly along
the protracted shoreline, and armies of red ants that
took no prisoners. There was a wide variety of grass,
shrubs, sea-oaks, mangroves, saw-grass palmetto,
seagrapes, and other lowland vegetation that somehow
managed to not only survive but thrive in the loamy soil
and brackish aquifer of the coastal region. For many
years the 'long' island was considered uninhabitable,
and thus worthless, at least from economical point of
view. Serving no useful purpose, other than breeding
mosquitoes and alligators, particularly in the summer
months when temperatures and humidity was at their
highest, most settlers avoided the area all together,
preferring to make their homesteads further inland where
the climate was more to their liking and disposition.
Naturally, this suited the Redman just fine. And as far
as they were concerned, anywhere there were no white men
was Paradise.
Having long
evolved from a long race of wanderers, the Indians of
the Redman River adapted easily to their swampy
surroundings, settling down naturally among the cypress
and sea oaks in their epidermal teepees. It was even
suggested by some of the early settlers that these
strange and wonderful people might actually be the
legitimate descendants of the ancient Israelites; a lost
tribe, perhaps; or simply one migratory branch of the
Diaspora that had somehow managed to escape their
Babylonian captors and find their way across the ocean
to the new world by means that have long since been
buried on the pagan shores of America, along with the
Arc of the Covenant, or simply forgotten. And why not?
The Jews have always been a most resourceful people,
along with being stuff-necked and hard- hearted at
times; they were also skillful mariners, as evidence by
Captains Noah himself. And these migratory advances were
by no means limited to the Mediterranean. In fact, it's
an historical fact that when Marco Polo first set foot
in the land of the Kahn, among the first aboriginals to
greet the young Venetian merchant were a small but very
distinct group of Chinese Jews. We don't know if they
were selling tailor-made clothing or jewelry at the
time, but we shouldn't be surprised if they were. It is
no wonder then that among Orientals in general, and the
vast empires established throughout South East Asia by
that great and noble race, the Chinese are, even until
this very day, often referred to as the 'Jews of the
Orient'. And not only for the unmistakable ties to the
ancient Hebrews, but a keen and accurate business sense
shared by both cultures. To further evidence this
incredible theory, the Redmen still make mention, quite
biblically in fact, of this one 'great god' that dwelled
in the mountains of their ancestral homeland somewhere
in the lofty vicinity of the Silver Mountains. Unlike
the other gods and demi-gods of the Indian legends, of
which there were many and whose names were as clearly
defined as their realms they lorded over, this one
particular god had no name; or, if he did (and this is
where the legend really become interesting) it was
forbidden to speak of, especially among anyone outside
their own royal race. Furthermore, this singular and
solitary deity was said to live among the clouds, in a
house of gold, high on a mountaintop, the description of
which (as reported in a few old journals kept by the
earlier setters who'd not only lived among these
red-skinned occidentals but had actually married into
their secluded tribe) bears an uncanny resemblance to
none other than Mount Wainwright itself, which has
already been described in great detail.
There were other
parallels worth mentioning as well; one of them being
that this one 'great god' was a god of fire, in that he
would sometimes make his holy presence known in the form
of a flaming birch tree, high atop the eastern slope of
the great mountain, which, not unlike the famous
'burning bush' of the Bible that Moses found so
compelling, burned in similar perpetuity without being
consumed in the process. This strange and un-natural
phenomenon was said to have been witnessed by more than
a few of the original settlers of Creekwood Green who
not only documented the extraordinary sight but went as
far as to worship on top of the mountain themselves,
having made the appropriate and logical connections as
to the true identify of this one great and powerful
spirit, which, in the end, I suppose, they took for none
other than the one true God of the ancient Israelites
themselves: Jehovah. Yahweh.
Other Indian
tribes that occupied the northern regions of the Silver
Mountain range at the time considered it Big Medicine
and avoided the area as much as possible, fearing that
this one omnipotent being, who was said not only to be a
very jealous and quick to anger, would, for a myriad of
religious reasons, throw his holy fire down in their
general direction and smote them all to cinders and ash,
if they ever dared to set foot on the sacred soil; He
was also said to be a god with a special appetite for
human sacrifice, blood in particular; and he had a very
long memory. Those of more contemporary minds suggested
that the Indian legends were nothing more than
superstition, some old squaw's tale manufactured to keep
their inquisitive and adventurous children from
wondering across the river and into the foreboding
mountains, where they weren't welcomed anyway, simply by
scaring them half to death with their tales of terror.
Apparently, it worked! Hey, that's what legends are for
– Aint they?
Since the Redmen,
along with their women and children, of course, were
forced to abandon their fertile homeland in the west,
chiefly through coercion, unfair treaties, and bad
politicians, many of the old legends simply disappeared
or were just forgotten by now. And not unlike their
Semitic forefathers (if, in fact, they were the true
descendants of that noble race of monotheistic nomads)
who were persecuted by similar means under Pharaoh's
whip and Nebuchadnezzar's tyrannical rule, these
occidental gypsies would eventually come to realize that
perhaps their real home, their only home, their true
home, lies not in this world but another world
altogether; and that nothing lasts forever, including
gods and demi-gods. All they really knew and what had
sustained them for so long, was mobility, adaptation,
and occasional hardship, which, for the most part, they
accepted with typical reserve, expecting little in
return except for that, which, according to their
ancient legends, had been prepared for them by the great
god of fire long before the there was earth, sea and
sky.
'The happy hunting
ground', as it was loosely, very loosely, translated
into the white man's vulgar language, was part of this
promise. It was a place of great natural beauty and
wonder, unlimited resources, and eternal peace and
contentment, not unlike the Heavenly Mansion in which
the equally persecuted Christians claim as their own
eternal reward; or Allah's promised paradise, along with
seventy-two virgins, awaiting the Muslim jihadist whose
life is sacrificed for the sake the prophet (Peace be
upon his holy and blood-stained turban) Mohammed; but
not nearly as black and bleak as Seoul, the place of the
dead, written of so ambiguously by their Judean
ancestors who slumber silently until this very day in
that mysterious dungeon of uncertainty. And even if they
should ever arrive at such an idyllic setting, either
through death or bodily ascension, to where the deer and
antelope play among herds of galloping buffalo, it would
come as no surprise to these globetrotting Neanderthals
if they were somehow just as unwelcome and persecuted
there, as they were everywhere else, or so it seemed.
Warriors by
profession and pacifists by nature, the Redmen survived
on practicality and instinct, as well as fish and
vegetables. Instead of hunting deer and buffalo and
other large game as they once did on the grassy
mainland, they turned their minds and hearts, along with
their tomahawks and spears, to the sea. Trading their
ponies for outrigger canoes and beating their bows and
arrows into fishing hooks and spear-poles, they hunted
the vast watery plains for dolphin, snapper, snook,
lobster, shark, sea turtles, and whatever other edibles
the 'Big Water' to the east would provide them,
including many species of whales that swam the shallow
shores at certain times of the year. In time, the more
ambitious Redmen, along with a few adventurous women
whose gender was always in question, would paddle their
bark-clad outriggers up to twenty miles offshore in
search of more fruitful fishing grounds among the great
coral reefs. One of these expeditions actually managed
to captured and kill a great humpback whale that was
ceremoniously brought back to the Island of Long and
immediately proclaimed a demi-god, never mind the fact
that it was a dead demi-god, along with the brave young
sailor who darted the fatal harpoon spear.
Soon after the
deification, the great Leviathan was naturally cut up to
pieces, cooked over a tremendous bonfire constructed of
a hundred felled trees, and consumed by the entire tribe
for many moons to come, the deified bones of the
blubbery beast forming the framework of the great
chief's teepee, and oil of the whale keeping their
torches burning brightly for many long nights on the
Island called Long. Indian legend also had it that as a
result of their untimely evacuation from the mainland,
these brave sea-warriors paddled even further east, far
across the ocean itself in search of a land that was
said to be the place of their true origin. It was a
sacred place, far to the west, said to be a land of a
thousand islands where the gods lived among them and
made their homes in the mountains of the sun and the
moon. Whether or not these red-skinned Marco Polos ever
did find the islands of their ancestors would remain a
mystery. It would be a shame if they didn't, but just as
difficult to imagine such small and fragile vessels
making it that far across the great Pacific by way of
Cape Horn since that was, and still is, the only
navigable waterway allowing for such a voyage, without
the aid of modern technology. The nearest landmass was
calculated at more than fifteen hundred nautical miles
away; a voyage to make any sailor more than a little
home-sick and perhaps even sea-sick. But even if they
didn't make it, you would at least have to give them the
credit for trying. The Harlie certainly did, thinking it
nothing short of a miracle that he'd survived just
crossing a mere river. Maybe he didn't need a
Miracle-Maker after all, he was beginning to wonder, as
the world seemed like not such a big place after all.
With little else
to do, and all the time in the world to do it, Elmo
Cotton thought he might do a bit of exploring now that
he was actually on the long island. It was still early
in the morning and the sun was shining. He brought along
the Bowie knife he'd found, which he stealthfully
strapped to his leg underneath his overalls for quick
and easy access. He also took with him the Motherstone,
which he kept buttoned up in the top pocket of his
overalls, close to his heart; and that was enough. He
went south, for no particular reason, overalled and
barefooted as usual, staying close to the river's edge
so as not to lose his bearings. He hadn't traveled very
far before he came across a small group of Indians
gathering just off the eastern bank of the Redman River.
They appeared peaceful enough, so he observed; and they
were all women, or so it seemed, except for some
obviously male children playing near the shallow edge of
the water; and they were all shamelessly naked,
including the women who were apparently taking their
bath. He thought they looked friendly enough, peaceful,
in fact, and maybe even welcome to strangers; but the
suspicious raccoon wasn't willing to take any
un-necessary chances on finding out. Not right now
anyway.
From a safe and
reasonable distance, the raccoon remained hidden behind
a manifold cypress tree nestles among the mangroves. He
spied them for a while, admiring how easily and
gracefully the children swam under the water as the
women went about their business. They reminded him of so
many little red sea-lions, the kind he'd once seen in a
picture book, only without the glossy black finish.
Several of them, the women that is, were beating animal
skins against the river rock as a means, no doubt, of
cleaning them. They were just as naked as their children
and equally indifferent to their shame. Despite a
predominant chill in the air clearly evidenced by the
Harlie's own visible breathe, others appeared to be
washing themselves, rather vigorously it seemed, and
unaware of his stealthful presence. He noticed one woman
in particular with long black hair and very large
pointed breasts who was sitting alone on a stone by the
water's edge. She was washing her hair, or so it seemed,
that cascaded down over her naked brown shoulders like a
waterfall of black water. It reminded him of the long
straight strands that once curtained the head of the
dead Indian, Boy, before his 'big sleep', and just as
bold and black.
The Harlie
blushed, as most married men will shamefully do in
situations like these, thinking that she was perhaps the
most beautiful woman he'd ever laid eyes on, maybe even
more beautiful than his own wife, which, if you remember
what has already been said about Nadine Cotton, was
saying quite a lot. Naturally, having not laid eyes on a
member of the opposite sex for quite some time, it was
understandable that the love-starved Harlie would
entertain such lustful longings; and even if the river
goddess had not been so attractive, she was still a
woman; and as any sea-sick sailor, or desperate drunk
for that matter, will surely tell you: 'Any port in a
storm...' It was a long tempting moment for the lonely
raccoon, and one he wished would last forever. Her eyes
appeared to be smiling, almost laughing, as they
sparkled in the morning sun like the light rays
reflecting off the mirrored surface of the water. Her
breasts were like two oversized grapes hanging firmly
from the vine, full of juice; and ready to be squeezed.
Elmo stood and
stared at her from behind the cypress tree or a very
long while, perhaps longer than he should have, never
realizing, of course, that he was also being watched.
Never even suspected it! And not only by the women who
were very much aware of the raccoon's presence by now,
but their children as well who, so long as their naked
mothers did not appear alarmed by the whiskered intruder
peering at them through the mangroves that day, secretly
laughed among themselves.
He'd heard that
some of the island dwelling Indians still held deep
grudges against the white man of the west, which he
couldn't rightly blame them for. And even though Elmo
wasn't exactly white, he wasn't exactly black, either.
He certainly wasn't red; and that alone could present a
serious problem. In fact, the Harlie didn't know what he
was. Not that it really mattered anymore – it didn't. At
least not any more than it ever did before. But it might
just matter to the Redmen, he cautioned himself, who may
not be so ambivalent to the color of a man's skin as he
was. Prejudice comes in many shapes and forms, and in
all colors, one could only imagine. And so, the curious
raccoon thought it best just to watch and wait, for a
while anyway.
He didn't have to
wait long. For before he knew what had happened, Elmo
Cotton was summarily snatched up by two strong-armed
Indian braves who'd been watching him with just as much
curiosity and intrigue as he was watching their women
and children. Without word or warning they proceeded to
beat the Harlie not only with their savage fists but
with very heavy sticks as well, while a third Indian, a
fat man with a bulging naked belly, held him to the
ground. He would have hollered for help at that point,
but he didn't remember how; and besides, he didn't think
anyone would hear him anyway, except for maybe the naked
women he'd been spying on who would, if they were
anything like Harley women, he imagined, beat him to a
bloody red pulp and leave him for buzzards. He wasn't
sure for how long he was beaten and passed out before
the final blow.
He awoke to find
himself being secured to a long wooden pole by a fat man
and then lifted onto the naked shoulders of two young
savages that had just beaten him. Suspended in the air,
upside down, like a pig bound for the slaughter, he
began to cry. The ropes (they were actually strips of
Spanish moss taken from a nearby willow oak) were bound
around his wrists and ankles so tightly that they
actually began to bleed. The women looked on, as if
they'd been expecting it along, whispering to one
another the way women often do, down by the river while
washing their savage bodies with animal fat and lye. The
river goddess turned her fair native head in shame,
however, covering her ripe red breast as though she had
just been violated in some sacrilegious way, while
secretly pitying the man on the pole she'd at first
taken for some demi-god by virtue of his blackness, not
to mention the old legends that spoke of such 'dark
spirits', a product, perhaps, of some divine
intercourse, coming forth from out of the west. The
children merely laughed.
Beaten and bruised
and very much afraid by then, the raccoon on the run
knew that he was in trouble. He was caught. Like a
frightened and wounded animal, the raccoon was shuttled
off, all the way back to the Redman camp, hanging
mercilessly in that same horrid horizontal position,
bouncing and bleeding with every savage footstep all
along the way.
Upon arriving at
the Redman camp, which was about a mile or two upland of
the rising river, Elmo Cotton was painfully untied and
presented to an old, tired looking, man as if he were a
human trophy, or some other strange and fascinating
animal that had just been captured in the wild. The old
chief, for all intents and purpose, the King of Long
Island, as evidenced not only by the respect shown to
him by all the other natives in the immediate vicinity,
but by a very large and magnificent head-dress sitting
proudly atop the royal head like the feathered crown of
some ancient warlord. Some of the women he'd seen
earlier bathing in the river were there as well,
partially clothed by now, ministering to the king, along
with their laughing naked children. Apparently, they'd
followed them all the way back from the river, although
he never remembered seeing them as he hung upside down
from the bending and bouncing pole.
The Harlie was
suddenly the center of attention. He stood silently for
quite some time, occasionally examining his wounds which
appeared to still be bleeding, as the royal chief, along
with a growing number of other men in head-dress and
dark paint, apparently of some high-ranking order, sat
and stared like students at the Stoic feet of Epictetus.
Occasionally, they would turn their feral faces and talk
to one another in what, to Elmo at least, came across
more like mere sounds or noises, rather than actual
words associated with any distinct or discernable
language, accompanied by so many hands gestures.
Whatever was said, whether communicated by hand or
mouth, it was understood by everyone in attendance that
day that the old chief clearly had the last word, or
sound, in all matters great and small. It was just that
obvious. And through it all the others continued to
speak, almost as if they were quietly and casually
debating among themselves exactly what to do with their
newest and strangest looking trophy. Would they kill him
first and then cook him? The raccoon shuttered to
imagine; or perhaps do both at the same time, as Homer
once suggested in regard to the cannibal diet. Neither
thought was particularly appealing, and perhaps not very
appetizing either, he surmised, noticing how skinny and
thin he had become since leaving home, his overalls
draped loosely about his body like the baggy old cloths
of a half-starved scarecrow, hardly enough meat on his
bones by now to feed a hungry maggot. Out of the corner
of his eye, he also noticed a large fire in the middle
of the camp being stoked by several bare-breasted women.
He was hoping that the flames were not meant for him;
and if they were, that he would be dead long before he
found out. Others simply looked on with varying degrees
of curiosity, hungrily eyeing their prey from an ever-
shortening distance.
It'd been so long
since he'd actually had to speak to anyone that Elmo
thought he might've forgotten how exactly to do it. And
when he did finally manage to put a few muttered
syllables together, which took a great deal more effort
than he thought it should, the raccoon was promptly
beaten all over again by the same two warriors who'd
captured down by the river, along with the fat man who
struck him in the head every time he tried to say
something. It seemed nobody was interested in what, if
anything, the poor Harlie had to say at the time. And
so, he made it a point not to say anything else, to
anyone! Not even if he were to be barbecued at the
stake, which was beginning to look more and more
likely.
What happened next
came as a total surprise him – Nothing! Well, almost
nothing; at least nothing he mightn't already have
expected. After being properly presented to the king,
the aging monarch with a long grim face, the Harlie was
summarily stripped of his overalls, which he found not
only a embarrassing but downright shameful, especially
considering how many women and children were present at
the time who appeared to think nothing of it, as though
seeing a grown naked man in front of them was something
they came across every day, like a head of cabbage, or
corn on the cob. All he could do was try to cover his
shame, at least as much as he could under the
circumstances. He only had two hands.
He was then
approached by a tall lanky individual with a clean
shaved head and long pointed teeth. There were many dark
images either painted on, or sown into, his elastic red
skin. They were actually tattoos, the kind typically
found among islanders of the south Pacific as well as
the aboriginal tribes of the Americas. Elmo was later to
learn that this illustrated individual was none other
than the high-priest of the tribe whose investigative
duties included, among other pagan practices, the
intrusive body search he about to perform on the alien
raccoon with a viciousness and thoroughness not to be
equaled or surpassed. It was both personal and invasive,
leaving no orifice unmolested; and it was not done in
private. Everyone looked on, like children at a carnival
watching wide-eyed and wonderful as the bearded lady let
down her vale. Almost immediately, the high priest
noticed the Bowie knife strapped to Elmo's naked leg,
which he summarily removed with a sharp tug that left
the raccoon bleeding where the serrated edge of the
blade had breached the skin. Holding the weapon to his
twisted tattooed face and licking the blood off the
metal's edge, the Red priest threw the naked raccoon a
long hard glance that seemed to suggest he had tasted it
before. He may have actually been smiling. He then
resumed the examination with more determination than
ever, and in a most private manner, leaving no cavity or
crevice unmolested.
It was the most
humiliating experience Elmo had ever experienced, and
the first time he'd ever been so thoroughly examined,
and in such a confidential manner, even by his own wife.
Need-less-to-say it was something he did not find
particularly enjoyable, as it was still quite cold
outside and he was still feeling very embarrassed,
especially in full naked view of all the women who,
although not particularly shocked at the sight of your
average naked man in their own native mist (Indeed, most
of their male counterparts were practically just as
naked as Elmo at any given moment and apparently
comfortably at ease with their manhoods exposed, even in
their most excited states of arousal which the women,
possibly just for spite, seemed to take little or no
interest in) were, at least by outward expression,
obviously impressed with the raccoon in this most
personal regard. Elmo Cotton couldn't help but notice
this sudden interest in him, at least from a female
perspective, and thought it something he might somehow
take advantage of. Whatever was going on, it was
certainly better than being barbecued alive, which was
what he'd been expecting all along, and still hadn't
ruled out entirely for that matter. Besides, there was
nothing he could do about it anyway.
And then the tall
tattooed man with the shaved head picked the Harlie's
worn and torn overalls up off the ground and began
examining them in much the same through fashion as he
did the Harlie himself, only more delicately and with
greater care and interest, or so it seemed. Undoing the
single metal button fastening the oversized top-pocket
of the denim, he reached into the soiled fabric and,
judging from two large circles painted symmetrically
around the eyes of the high priest, the circumferences
of which seemed to have expanded exponentially by then,
along with an evil smile that suddenly and sadistically
appeared on his otherwise cheerless chin, the hairless
man apparently had found what he had ostensible been
looking for all along: a stone. And not just any stone,
but the one that'd been brought down from the mountain –
the Motherstone. Tossing the denim aside like a
discarded dish rag, he took up the stone and examined it
more closely, with the precision and care reserved for
relics of antiquity, or other such items of priceless
value. He smiled, then quickly and quietly disappeared
inside a long house made of sticks and mud, not to be
seen again for quite some time. He took the stone with
him.
Meanwhile, the
Harlie was dragged off by the same two strong-arms who'd
beaten him twice already and brought before a large
white tent with a single black circle inscribed on the
outer surface of the pyramid. He was then pushed through
a small opening cut into the canvass at the base of the
tent, which was immediately sealed and secured from the
outside with thick leather strips. The entire conical
structure was constructed of thick animal hides
supported all around by so many long white poles curving
gracefully upward to the summit where the tapered ends
all came together like the towering top of a massive
shock of wheat. Little did the Harlie known at the time,
but the white poles hitherto described were actually the
dried bones of the legendary humpback whale previously
made mention of. It is said that the meat from the
beached leviathan, which was instantly proclaimed a
providential gift from the gods, its very remains
deified in the pagan practice prescribed for such
prodigies, fed their tribe for many sheltered weeks to
come, sparing the Redman from an otherwise certain
extinction; the blubber they stripped from the carcass
further serving to insulate them from what would later
be called in their own expressive language the 'Big
Freeze'. It was the same deified bones of the mammal
that presently formed the inner skeleton of the Harlie's
calcified prison.
There were
blankets thrown loosely about the dirt floor of the tent
which were made of the same organic material as the rest
of the prison, which the Harlie refused to touch at
first, thinking that to do so might only land him in
more trouble, if that was at all possible. He
immediately noticed a substantial amount of sunlight
inside the structure, which apparently was coming down
in long steady streams through a small opening at the
inner apex of the tent where the sacred whale bones meet
and were fastened together with so many strips of dried
leather. Apparently, this was no ordinary tent, thought
the naked prisoner, covering his groin area with a piece
of cloth he found lying next to him on the floor. He was
right, of course; for it was, in fact, the dwelling
establishment, or wigwam, of the old chief-king himself
who, for reasons undisclosed, had remained outside with
his two bodyguards and a number of other distinguished
dignitaries of the tribe debating, or so it seemed, some
matter that urgently demanded their full and undivided
attention. There was a small fire burning in the center
of the tent, sending long white streams of smoke up
though the vented chimney, along with scraps of what
looked like dried red meat. There were also some clay
vessels placed strategically along the circumferencing
wall that may have contained....What? The Harlie did not
want to find out.
As a guest, which
indeed he was by then but just didn't know it, the
Harlie might have felt comfortably content in such
hospitable surrounding; but at that point in time, he
would have much preferred to be back at the cabin, or
even locked inside the Redstone Tree, as he once was,
with a bloody back and the scars to prove it. The only
difference between the two solitary cells, he imagined,
was that the Redstone was smaller and less comfortable
and that at least there was a reason for being there,
even though he never did agree with it; and he also had
more clothes to wear. Peeping out though a small hole
discriminately cut in the side of the canvass prison,
the raccoon could clearly see the two warriors that had
beaten him twice already. Apparently, they were not only
the king's private bodyguards but his jailor as well.
Meanwhile, outside
the sealed tent, the old patriarch continued conversing
with his counsel, chiefly made up of numerous male
member of the tribe, relatives perhaps, who happened to
be his closest advisors. Among them, Elmo spotted the
tattooed man with the shaved head who'd since reappeared
from out of his mud house. Not only was he the king's
High Priest, but he was also his first cousin as well; a
fact which, even if the Harlie had been made aware of
somehow, wouldn't have made any difference to him. They
talked for a very long time, sounding as if they were
discussing some matter of grave importance on the
subject of which they'd just made a monumental
decision.
When the consul of
warriors had concluded, the Harlie was escorted back
outside the wigwam, whereupon he was immediately and
ceremoniously dressed in finely stitched animal skins
and crowned with a hat made up of some so tall and
colorful peacock feathers. He was then brought once more
before the king and his court. He was also given back
his overalls, a gesture he was not expecting, but one he
was eternally grateful for, although he didn't know the
words to express his gratitude at the time. He went
straight for the button and undid the flap. The stone
was right where he'd left it, much to his surprise and
delight, inside the top pocket of his overalls; and so
was his Bowie knife! Apparently, the High Priest had put
them both back; either that, or someone else, probably
the old chief himself, had ordered him to do so. Elmo
would never know. And he couldn't have cared less. He
was happy just to have them back in his own possession.
The Motherstone was still his.
By then, the chief
and his warriors had gathered themselves together and
were sitting in a large comfortable circle around a
small but intensely strong campfire surrounded by many
heavy stones. Among them, they were passing around a
pipe that appeared be the hollowed out handle of an old
tomahawk with eagle feathers streaming down from the
long, hot tube. The smoke ubiquitously filled the air;
and even at a respectable distance, Elmo could smell a
rich pungent aroma. It was tobacco, of course! he
quickly surmised, a weed commonly inhaled by Harlies and
Greens alike and known for its distinct smoke and odor,
and one the raccoon had lately become particular fond of
and familiar with. But there were other ingredients in
the mix; something with a Hindu flavor, a hint of the
Himalayas, far stronger and more powerful than tobacco,
with an aroma that reminded the Harlie of burning rope,
or hemp, along with the narcotic effects associated with
that particular plant species.
Around and around
went the pipe, from one red hand to the next, as the
smoke gathered over their heathen heads in fluffy white
clouds of fragrant forgetfulness, which, along the
calming effects so the nicotine drug, created a certain
serenity that was pervasive throughout the entire
village. The smell also reminded Elmo of the bean fields
back in Harley when the earth was torched before the
planting season to help improve the soil, only not as
sweet and with a lot less smoke. He also observed that
while he'd been forcibly indisposed inside the king's
private pyramid, two wild pigs had been ceremoniously
slaughtered, impaled on the same torturous pole used for
his earlier transport, and were presently roasting
deliciously over another open fire being attended to by
several beautiful bare breasted women.
It was at that
point Elmo was invited to sit down in between the High
Priest and the old chief-king himself who, much to his
astonishment, suddenly began speaking to the Harlie in
his own native and recognizable tongue while handing the
tomahawk pipe to his newly arrived guest in a
magnanimous gesture of pardon and praise. Elmo eagerly
accepted the pipe and inhaled the smoke slowly, so as
not to embarrass himself as he once did nearly half a
year ago in the Great Northern woods when, under the
moon and stars and talk of gold, Homer handed out the
coveted Cuban stogies to all his ill-fated companions.
Exhaling the fragrant smoke from his dilated nostrils,
the Harlie could not help but think of Hector O'Brien,
and how delightfully and deliciously he enjoyed the
intoxicating effects of the addictive weed. He wished
the Old Hammer was with him just then, along with the
other treasure hunters.
Whatever the
Harlie did, or said, at the time to facilitate his
release, he would never know. All he knew was that, for
some undisclosed and perhaps providential reason, he was
suddenly the center of attention, sharing the table of
the king and his High Priest rather than the fate of the
two wild pigs, which presently roasting over the open
fire.
In time, Elmo was
to learn that old chief was indeed the reigning king of
the island on which he currently resided (a fact the
Harlie had surmised the moment he laid his raccoon eyes
on the venerable old gentleman) and that his name was
'Long Arrow'. It came as little or no surprise then,
when he also learned the name of the swampy island: Long
Island, or, as previously described in a more accurate
translation: the Island of Long; named, obviously for
the king himself; or perhaps one of his ancient
ancestors who, no doubt, shared that same illustrious
name with all its protracted significance and royal
implications.
Despite the
unorthodox appearance in which he was humbly disguised,
the old chief sovereigntly ruled all the lands north and
south to where the island itself terminated at two
naturally formed inlets: east as far as the Redman
River, which he referred to by its more native
appellation of 'The Great white Snake' and west as far
as the great green ocean itself, which the king, in his
own simple but descriptive eloquence, called 'the great
green ocean'. Subsequently, Elmo was introduced to all
the other Redmen sitting around the campfire that
evening, one by one, in proper native protocol, and with
all the pomp and ceremony demanded of such an auspicious
occasion, in what was quickly evolving into nothing less
than the biggest barbecue the Harlie had ever had the
pleasure to attend. And best of all, as he was also
quickly to surmise, he wasn't going to be the main
course after all; in fact, it was beginning to look as
though he might very well be the guest of honor. And
indeed he was!
You see, Elmo
Cotton wasn't just any raccoon; and the aging king was
about to tell him so; but before he did, Long Arrow
reminded his unexpected guest, as matter of warrior
protocol and for the benefit of all in attendance, that
it was well within his authority to have the Harlie
skinned alive and boiled in his own blood for what he
did down by the river that day, if, of course, things
had turned out differently. As it were, several of the
women Elmo had spied that day were, in fact, the king's
own daughters; not least of all the dark-haired beauty
who was presently sitting beside him and commanding
much, if not all, of the raccoon's undivided attention.
It was a crime punishable by death, which was all but
certain until, that is, the High Priest, of all people,
came to the timely conclusion that had since changed
everything. You see, what the Harlie didn't know at the
time, but would soon to find out much to his astonishing
delight, was that he was indeed and in fact a god, a
demi-god to be more precise, as well as the guest of
honor.
Upon the approval
of the High Priest and few other distinguished elders of
his tribe, Long Arrow took the Harlie's arrival, however
unceremoniously or ignobly it may've occurred, as the
long-awaited answer to an old pagan prayer he was
invested in, which was simply this: to ensure the
survival of his people by providing them with a son, or
even a grandson for that matter, who could one day take
his own proud place on top of the cypress throne as Lord
of the Long Island, with all the vain-glorious
pomposities befitting such a regal and lofty position.
It was all part and parcel of one old legend in
particular that makes mention of a lone 'dark spirit'
(or demi-god, as he was alluded to by those who
remembered and still spoke of such metaphysical
manifestations) who would come out of the west, through
fire and water, with powers of intrigue and consequence,
which would in time restore the people of the Long
Island to their former glory, much of which had already
been plundered by enemies of old, contaminated or
stolen by the white settlers of the north, or simply
lost in antiquity, and bless them with many generations
of peace and prosperity.
Curiously, it was
specifically mentioned, if not in actual written text
then at least by word of mouth, which as we all know can
be easily and falsely misinterpreted at times and
generally misconstrued, that this one destined deity
would arrive 'dressed in the deep blue heavens'. It was
also said that this same divine entity would arrive in
the mortal form of benevolent 'dark messiah' with 'stars
in his eyes'; and that furthermore, he would be well
endowed and generously proportioned, particularly from
the waist down, as a sure sign of his omnipotent power
and potency, not unlike the great 'Long Arrow' himself
who, as the name clearly suggests, was similarly blessed
by the god in that specific area, and whose sexual
exploitations were in and of themselves legendary to say
the least. With a few minor exceptions, which under the
circumstances could be easily overlooked from his
majesty's point of view, the description fit the Harlie
to a tee. And it also fit the bill. For it was in fact
by water he'd arrived on the island, although not as
welcomed as he should have liked; and he was still
wearing his old denim overalls, faded as they had become
by then through constant exposure to the elements, but
still very much blue in appearance. And indeed, his eyes
did sparkle, like a blue light emanating from some
distant sun in an even more distant galaxy. And as for
being extraordinarily endowed in other areas, most
notably those concerning his naked masculinity as
evidenced by his earlier examinations and confirmed by
the approving smiles of the river nymphs... well, let's
just say that modesty prevented the humbled raccoon from
owning up to any such assertions, even if they did
happen to be true. Besides, it was one of those things
Elmo simply couldn't take any credit for anyway. But he
did find it all very amusing, if not all together
flattering.
To add to this
extraordinary co-incidence (if, in fact, all the events
leading up to the Harlie's present deification had
happened merely by accident or chance, precluding, of
course, the intervention of Providential assistance) it
was also stated, and in no uncertain terms, that this
same god-like creature born of fire and water would
bring with him an object of great importance and
consequence, a gift from the gods that would not only
rescue the Redman from the brink annihilation but
provide the means necessary to return them to their
ancestral homeland, something that had not been seen or
spoken of for ten generations. Exactly what this
miraculous gift might be, or by what magically means it
would transport an entire village through time and
space, was never clearly defined. In fact, very little
was actually known of this indispensible gift from the
gods, other than it was said to have originated in the
Redman's native homeland which was said to lie not, as
some of the more moderates counselors holding the king's
effervescent ears would later come to suggest, on the
far side of the Redman River, but rather in a place much
further away, far across the 'Big Water' which was an
Indian name ambiguously bestowed upon any large body of
water with no discernable shoreline. In fact, this
thing, which could be nothing less than Indian
equivalent to the Hebrew Arc of the Covenant was said to
have originated on the other side of the world, which,
geographically speaking would place the holy relic,
along with the ancestors of this once proud and noble
race of people, somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean at
one time or another; on an island, perhaps, as the old
legends indicate in their own vague and mysterious ways.
If such a place
did exist, getting there would certainly prove a
daunting, if not impossible, task for any able-bodied
mariner, and a challenge beyond the technological scope
of these aboriginal seamen. For not only would it
require negotiating the capricious Cape around the
southern tip of South America that has already laid to a
waste, as well as a watery grave, many a gifted
commodore and crew, but even greater navigational skills
than those of their famous forefathers who'd once
performed a similar miracle, but in reverse; and then,
only to face the expansive unknown of even higher seas
and the typhoons they are known to generate in the
warmer latitudes of the Tropics.
Allowing for human
error in discerning such native ambiguities, not to
mention all the subtleties and hidden meanings lost or
destroyed in their various translations, and owing to
the power of logical deduction, one might easily come to
the foregone conclusion that what these reminiscent red
mariners were actually referring to, so lovingly and
longingly in their own native discourse, was that their
Polynesian forefathers, along with their many myths and
legends, did, in fact, make the transoceanic voyage from
far across the sea; and they did so in vessels not very
different then what they themselves were already
accustomed to, such as the sturdy outrigger canoe they
had relied on for over a thousand years, as opposed to
other indigenous Native American tribes whose migratory
instincts lead them across the Bering Straits, in dog
sleds perhaps, where they first set hard their Asiatic
faces and wooly moccasins to the frozen Alaskan tundra
and thus began their southern trek to Mexico and the
Andes beyond.
Indeed, what many
of these tribal trans-oceanic nomads still believed
(whether they could ever hope to prove it or not is
another matter) was that their true land of origin, a
place they naturally preferred to be and were compelled
to return to some day by whatever means at their
disposal to do so, was actually to be found somewhere in
the vast southern hemisphere of the Pacific Ocean.
Naturally, to accomplish such as a daring and dangerous
enterprise as circumnavigating the globe, which is
exactly what they would be attempting to do in the
process, would require not only the navigational skill
requisite for such a voyage but a knowledge of the
ocean, particularly regarding it man undulating
currents, very few possessed at the time, along with the
courage needed for such an uncertain expedition. Perhaps
they were only following in the wondering footsteps of
those ancient Ishmaelites who, possessing neither ship
nor sail to plow them through the sandy sea of the
Sinai, relied instead, as Magis and mariners have done
for millennia, on little more than a single shining star
to guide them though the wilderness to their
destinations, whether it be Bethlehem or Barbados. Maybe
it was those same nomadic Ishmaelites who, after
haggling with Judah and his brothers over the price of a
slave doomed to the pit, transported the future Prime
Minister of Egypt by way of that same celestial sign
safe and sound to the house Potiphar. Perhaps we are all
born under a wondering star; one we are destined to
follow, as the Israelites did while fleeing Pharaoh's
armies in the desert, or die in the
process.
It's in the
Semitic blood – the sea and the sand; the same
unforgiving wilderness set in two deadly extremes; one
sinks ships and drowns sailors in eye of the tempest;
the other, entombs armies and buries empires in silicon,
slowly perhaps, but with the same suffocating effects.
The nomad and the mariner may have more in common than
we know. Think of it! Peter was a fisherman, as well as
a Jew. Paul was a pilot, as well as a tent-maker;
perhaps not a very good one – taking into account a
shipwreck or two (a common occurrence on the rocky
Mediterranean coast at the time) which he'd not only
survived but went on to incorporate into the Holy Log as
a sure sign of God's unalterable and unsinkable will –
but a sailor none-the-less! And can anyone doubt Brother
Noah's nautical credentials, not to mention his
boat-building skills? Brother Jonah, vile burglar and
stowaway that he was, could tell you a thing or two
about whaling. And not only did Captain Moses manage to
part the waters of the Red Sea and traverse it, with the
help of God; but he destroyed his pursuers in the
process. And exactly how did the twelve lost tribes, the
Diaspora, land up on every continent of the watery globe
if not by sea? You tell me. The similarities are as
endless as the sands of the Sinai. It's something a
Galilean would know.
But there was
another element to the story, and one Long Arrow was
keen and quick to point out that smoky evening to his
distinguished council and curious guest, and it was
this: According to the legends of old, and as hinted
upon in the previous narrative regarding the white woman
who was murder down by the river one day, allegedly by a
warrior prince who'd mistaken her for a goddess as well
as his predestined bride, there was more to the story.
As you remember, the woman was raped, or so it was
speculated upon further examination of the exhumed body;
although exactly how she died was debatable and
something even the medical authorities could not come to
agreement on. The Redmen, however, had their own theory;
and they were staking their lives on it... well, at least
the life of the warrior prince who was eventually
brought to trail and convicted of a crime he refused to
take responsibility for and was hanged never-the-less to
satisfaction of the dead woman's relatives and the
chagrin of the Indian tribe. It was not so much the
theory, however reliably it was received through local
myth and legend, but the prophecy thereof that inspired
the Redmen to such hopeful acclamations. For legend had
it, and therefore could not be disputed, that the woman
did not die (at least not in the spiritual sense as that
is how goddesses exists) after all, but merely fled her
physical body after the marriage was consummated – never
mind how forcefully and painfully it was accomplished –
at the exact moment of conception, to give birth at the
appointed time. Why, it was nothing less than an
immaculate conception! Or so it was reported at the
time; although this one involved a spirit far darker and
more dangerous than the Holy Spirit that presided over
the Virgin Birth two thousand years ago, and perhaps
more human. To substantiate the divine purpose of the
conjugal act, as well as his own innocence (which by the
way, the jury would never buy) the doomed prince went on
to explain how one day the product of that supernatural
intercourse would manifest itself in the form of a
demi-god, another dark spirit, perhaps, not unlike the
one that had overshadowed his dead princess bride on the
tainted shores of blood stained river; and furthermore,
that this same dark spirit, this demi-god, as
prophesized in the ancient text, would indeed and in
fact'...come out of the West... dressed in deep blue
heavens...with the stars in his eyes... and bearing gifts of
eternal life...'
The description
fit the Harlie to a tee, like a mythological glove,
right down to the most intimate and delicate detail, as
evidenced by the High Priest's anatomical examination,
parts of which had made Elmo blush more than just a
little; something the Indians naturally could not
comprehend but found rather interesting, in an amusing
sort of way. To further advance the prophesy, and
perhaps the king's personal agenda, it was further
stated that this 'Dark Messiah' would indeed
bless the Redmen, especially the Red-women, in ways that
would not only increase the population of the tribe
tenfold, but keep their squaws happy for many moons to
come; although exactly how this was to be accomplished
was never fully explained to any degree of specificity.
Obviously, this was a job for a Messiah! No matter what
denomination or color, an indispensable one at that. For
as any warrior knows, if he knows anything at all –
particularly if he knows what's good for him – is this:
A happy squaw makes for a happy warrior. Not a truer
statement, outside the Biblical text itself, has ever
been uttered on this side of Paradise. It's perhaps the
one thing all progenitors of the human race will agree
on; something that has not only sustained and multiplied
mankind since Adam and Eve first came to the same
fruitful conclusion, but one that may well have kept us
all from systematically castrating ourselves,
psychologically if not surgically, for sanity's sake, or
going completely and collectively insane in the process.
It's called sex. And it works! Sometimes it works too
well. But so does abstinence... every time it's tried, in
fact.
It seemed that
Elmo's timely entrance into the mystical world of the
Redman was nothing short of miraculous; as if God had
dispatched yet another prophet, not to be vomited up
like Jonah to preach Salvation on the pagan shore of
Nineveh, although perhaps just as reluctantly, but
rather, like Moses, to lead His people out of the
bondage; a bondage not of slavery, but sterility; and do
so by providing them with the only necessary ingredient
missing from the Indian Passover – a king! And with the
unexpected and long-awaited arrival of the Harlie, along
with the promise of deliverance in regard to their own
nautical Exodus, all that...and more, suddenly seemed well
within their native grasp. It was Salvation in blue
jeans! And nothing short of a miracle.
So that, among
other reasons soon to be revealed, is why chief Long
Arrow immediately proclaimed Elmo Cotton the 'Dark
Messiah', demi-god deluxe, and of the highest order,
which not only held him in the king's highest esteem and
good graces, but also made him eligible to marry any one
of his majesty's many beautiful daughters, which, as you
might have already suspected, was the king's top
priorities. Naturally, or perhaps supernaturally, being
a demi-god did have its advantages, or so the High
Priest attempted to explain to the newly anointed deity
on that very auspicious occasion after weighing all the
evidence. And having a supernatural being for a
son-in-law was indeed 'Big Medicine!' as the hairless
wonder went on to explain, much to the delight of the
impotent king. And so, in the end everyone was happy:
the chief, the High Priest, the warriors, the squaws,
the Harlie – and most all, the king's daughters in
waiting... all twenty seven of them! one of which was soon
to become a goddess in her own rite; that is, if Long
Arrow had anything to say or do about it; and being that
he was the one and only king on the whole Island of
Long, with the undisputable power to decide who lives
and who dies, and by what means...well, what do you
think?
Elmo appreciated
the old man's honesty as well as his hospitality,
accepting the divine title, albeit reluctantly at first,
with all the pomp and glory surrounding his newly
acquired apotheosis, and with the seriousness it so
richly deserved, which, under the accommodating
circumstances he'd suddenly found himself in, was not a
difficult thing to do. The raccoon thanked the old chief
many times over, not only for his for his generosity,
but also for his restraint; for despite the festive
atmosphere and all the conciliatory gesticulations, Elmo
Cotton still felt he was in violation of...well,
something, if not just ingenuousness, his own godhood
notwithstanding, which even the Harlie knew was only a
temporary reprieve, to be milked for all it was worth
and taken every advantage of , especially if it
precluded him from being barbecued to a crispy death in
the court of a cannibal king, and that not everyone
sitting at the royal table that night shared the old
man's enthusiasm. Indeed, like any other raccoon invited
to dine at the table of a farmer whose henhouse he'd
recently, albeit instinctively and unsuccessfully,
raided, the Harlie sensed that he was still in grave
danger, and not only for what happened down by the river
but for impersonating a god as well. He couldn't say
why, or who it was that precipitated such wary
apprehensions; but his thoughts, as well as his darting
eyes, always seem to return to the tattooed man with the
shaved head. There was something sinister about him,
despite all his re-assurances and acquiescence. The
raccoon could smell it. He did, after all, order the
Harlie to be stripped and beaten in the first place. But
putting his suspicions aside, at least for the time
being (after all, he was the guest of honor in the
king's dining room) Elmo Cotton was soon to learn a
great deal more, not only of his regal host, but of many
of the other things concerning his unheralded arrival.
He would also get to know the Redmen, and women,
themselves, on a more personal and individual basis, as
would be expected of any newly-anointed deity, and in
time earn not only their loyalty and praise, but their
respect as well.
One of the first
things Elmo had learned that night, mostly from the king
himself, along with his educated daughters who not only
understood the Harlie's language but could speak it
quite fluently, and with an eloquence befitting their
rich royal heritage, was that the name of the Indian
tribe he would soon become lord and master over was, in
their own native lexicon, 'Okeepanokee' which, loosely
translated into the English vernacular, simply meant:'
Tribe without a name.' Exactly what prompted Long Arrow
or any of his illustrious ancestors to adopt such an
ambiguous and unedifying name would remain a mystery for
many moons to come, but one the raccoon could well
appreciate, considering his own clouded and questionable
past, which he would soon forget altogether, along with
his own name.
As previously
mentioned, the old chief's was called Long Arrow. It
was a name that suited him well, literally, figuratively
and, most of all, physiologically, and one that did old
proud warrior justice. He sat upon a wooden cypress
throne constructed of petrified wood surrounded by his
many loyal and admiring subjects, young and old alike.
Indeed and in fact he was the king of the Long Island
and had been, or so he claimed, since his nineteenth
birthday when he'd ascended into the regal position
shortly after his royal father, a successful king in his
own imperial right, albeit not a very good swimmer by
his own admission, had drowned at sea as the result of
an unfortunate fishing accident. What the old chief
didn't reveal to his raccoon guest, however, was that
the doomed monarch had been drinking voluminous
quantities the white man's 'firewater' just prior to
manning his royal vessel, a twenty-five foot outrigger
canoe of royal proportions, and had accidentally fallen
overboard while attempting to pull in great white shark
that had unintentionally taken his bait. Even as the
king clung to the bamboo spar supporting the
out-stretched pontoon, kicking and screaming for his
royal bodyguards, the great shark partook of the royal
flesh, which, although not as familiar to his own
discriminating pallet, was just as satisfying and
perhaps easier to catch. And that was the end of Long
Arrow's fisherman father who, as legend has it, was
eventually, and quite naturally I might add,
reincarnated into the physical form of humpback whale
whose massive black hump was last seen cruising
somewhere off the lesser Antilles in vengeful pursuit of
a great white shark; perhaps the same fishy fiend that'd
brought about the king's untimely metamorphosis, and is
undoubtedly fish food by now.
It only goes to
show you that even in the deepest and darkest corners of
this woeful and waning world of ours, in the inky
blackness of a subterranean landscape, with all its
secret vaults and hidden graveyards that neither lens
nor photon has yet to penetrate, shielded, perhaps, from
the very eye of God, we are all savages, and cannibal by
nature, mere links in a food chain extending back to
dawn of creation. Down, down, and deeper down still;
whereupon those un-swept floors, pressurized beyond all
human endurance, slink and sliver in that same
voluminous void, instinctively, blindly, forever
reaching upwards and outwards as they have done for ten
million years, some undiscovered species that may yet
contain, albeit in infinitesimal measure, the immortal
substance of man. And if that's the case, perhaps
Charles Darwin is correct in his Evolutionary proposal:
that we are all mutantly and mutually inclusive in a
long series, or string, of accidents (some happier than
others) that culminated in a creature advanced enough to
comprehend this incomprehensible truth. The problem with
Mister Darwin's theory, of course, other than just being
a theory, is simply this: The fittest doesn't always
survive. Consider the dinosaur or the wooly mammoth, if
you can find one, or Nietzsche for that matter. What's
not supposed to kill us doesn't necessarily make us
stronger...sometimes, it actually does kill us;
just like bad jokes, bad whiskey, jealous women – and
politicians! Natural selection is not that selective,
either; it may not even be natural. There are no fossil
records, at least none that anthropologists can agree on
with any amount of certitude, of a missing link,
Sasquatch, Big Foot, or any other mutant freak of
Nature (at least that we know of) in any of the species!
to substantiate the transformational claim so vital to
the Naturalist's revolutionary idea which is at the core
of his radical belief. It simply doesn't exist! Despite
numerous ambitious attempts to find or manufacture such
a freakish hybrid by those who followed in the faulty
footsteps of their fool-hearty master: an overly
ambition biologist whose legacy in life was to be
remembered, and perhaps even loved, in the inspiring
words old blasphemer himself, as '...the man who murdered
God.' If nothing else, and if science is of any use
here, we are not evolving at all, but devolving! As
proven by Darwin's own data, no less, which clearly
suggests an increase number of mutations, where there
should, if the survival of the fittest and laws of
natural selection apply, actually be a decrease. That's
why we have so many separate, distinct, unique and
individual species; so few, if any, we can combine, and
none of which can actually reproduce. Diversity, not
necessity, may be the real mother of invention, and
proof positive of God's omnipotent existence. In other
words, there's no such things as monkey-men or mermaids
(except maybe in our own selective imaginations, where
they not only belong but are free from extinction, or at
least the cruel knife of the vivisectionist) no matter
how inviting, intriguing, or logical they may sound or
appear; and that we are no more likely to come across
one of these fantastic creatures any more than we are
would ever come face to face with, say, a griffin, a
sphinx, the fabled faun or fated unicorn, furry fish, or
even the elusive elephant-bird for that matter; at least
not genetically, and definitely not by natural
selection. But the scientist and the theologian make for
strange bedfellows. And philosophy and micro-biology
don't always mix; and neither does anthropology and
metaphysics for that matter. They're insoluble, I
suppose, like oil and water, or religion and politics.
Let's just all agree, if we can agree on nothing else,
that we're mutually doomed to extinction, no matter what
we are, or where we come from, and all equally in need
of Salvation.
As an outward
sign of some proud pagan past which, as legend would
have it, began, and thus would eventually end, in the
sea, or perhaps out of simple respect for the dead, the
old chief proudly displayed so many rows of ivory white
shark's teeth, in their natural pre-extracted order,
draped loosely about his royal neck like so many
precious pearls strung on a lady's necklace. It was fine
sharkish jewelry, each razor sharp tooth worth its
weight in gold, the equivalent, perhaps, of a hundred
buffalo hides, six proud stallions, or a fine young
squaw, and just happened to be the common currency of
the island at the time. Like the wampum of the
Manhattoes, who had sold their own scared soil for a
trunkful of trinkets appraised at approximately
twenty-four American dollars, the Indians of the Long
Island would come to rely on such natural resources as
the monetary basis for their limited but functioning
economy. But not even all the teeth in the ocean, as
diverse a species it may be, could compare with or be a
substitute for that other distinguishing trademark that
set the aging monarch majestically apart from and above
all his loyal constituents. It came in the form of his
namesake: a single 'white arrow' with a long feathered
shaft suspended gracefully from the center of the
savage's loin-clothed waist, the pointed end of which
hung decoratively down in a most prestigious manner to
the barbaric tips of his unclipped toenails like some
phallic symbol suggesting, and perhaps betraying, the
kings potency, which was suspect from the start. And if
that wasn't enough, the man they called 'Long Arrow'
sported no less than twelve raccoon tails attached to a
massive head-dress, which had been ceremoniously placed
on his regal white-haired head shortly after the main
course was severed, a savage dish consisting of roast
pig, raccoon (of course), snake, fish, snails, broiled
peacock, something that looked like barbecued lizards,
along with an assortment native fruits and vegetable
served on long green palm leaves fit for any demi-god,
or king.
The sovereign
title, along with his prodigious arrow and coon tail
head-dress actually meant little to the old chief who,
at least by the kings countenance, seemed humbly
ignorant and quite indifferent of such royal regalia in
general, along with the power and potency invested in
the sacred relics. He wore them chiefly (no pun
intended) to please his more superstitious subjects who
held such symbols in high esteem, and well...it's the sort
of thing kings are expected to do, I suppose. And they
meant even less to his many wives, ninety-five and
counting, along with enough concubines to rival the
Saudi prince, who were also present at the feast that
night, more concerned with the aging monarch's inability
to provide them with a son and heir than any ornamental
talisman. It was a wife's worst nightmare, not to
mention a tribal disaster, and one they deemed simply
untenable. Naturally, it was the kings own wives who
were ultimately blamed, either rightly or wrongly, for
the catastrophic non-event, which the king's personal
witch-doctor (an old but virile individual who'd
impregnated enough women in his long and learned life
to re-populate the entire Cherokee Nation) attributed to
a lack of enthusiasm, or perhaps some evil spirit.
Attempts were made
by the royal physician to cure the king's malicious
malady; but after many moons and even more magical
potions administered directly, and quite painfully I
might add, into the royal member, the arrow, which once
flew so straight and true, still refused to fly. The old
warrior simply could not hit the target. Not that he
didn't try, and certainly not through lack of female
participation in cultivating the royal seed, as
evidenced by the many daughters he had sired in the
procreative process, but perhaps for more biogenetical
reasons: the suppression of the vital 'Y' chromosome so
necessary in the production a bouncing baby boy. And
even though his first wife had died in childbirth many
moons ago, the old patriarch persisted, not only living
up to his virile reputation, but fathering no less than
twenty-seven children (all girls, needless-to-say) in
all, which, by the way, is a tribal record to this day.
Naturally, Long Arrow was highly regarded not only for
his longevity, wisdom, and strength, but also, as the
long stiff shaft itself would clearly suggest to even
the most pious and Puritan among us, his proud
masculinity. But even that was in doubt as of lately;
for along with the inability to produce a male heir,
with all its dire implications, it was becoming quite
evident by then, at least from a visual perspective,
that the king may very well be suffering from a more
serious problem – impotency. There were rumors,
naturally, spread mostly among the women of the Long
Island, that not only were the king's famous arrows no
longer able to fly straight and true as they once did,
but that the old archer couldn't shoot at all! As if the
woody instrument itself had withered and waned, like a
wilting branch badly in need of pruning, a mere shadow
of its former glory, an empty quiver, an unstrung bow,
as limp and loose as the iconic shaft hanging from his
lifeless loins; or, in a more modern and medical
diagnosis: erectile dysfunction.
Alas! For all his
promiscuity, all his sexual prowess, all his long
straight arrows and busy brown tails, all his beautiful
but bewildered wives and countless concubines with open
hearts and open legs, pagan prayers upon their pagan
breasts, not to mention every potent prescription the
witch-doctor could conjure up and pump into the royal
vein, and all other means at the king's disposal to
satisfy his every lustful wish, the old monarch simply
could not produce. Not a single one! Not one bouncing
baby boy in the whole vaginal bunch! And therefore,
there would be no heir – not yet, anyway – to sit upon
the cypress throne after its present occupant was dead
and buried; at sea, of course, along with his famous
fisherman fathers to whom he would certainly have an
awful lot of explaining to do, adding, no doubt, to the
king's on-going frustrations and ever-increasing
anxiety, which may very well have been the underlying
cause of his present predicament to begin with.
And the king did
not suffer alone, as monarchs seldom do in these
delicate dilemmas; for indeed the problem was epidemic
by the time the Harlie had arrived, resulting perhaps
from the incestuous relationships that so often exist in
such isolated environments and the products they produce
including, low birth rates, lethargy, mental
retardation, down syndrome, sterility, impotency, and
all the other debilitating and ancillary effects
associated with inbreeding of the races. In other words:
a poisoning of the well, a drastic and dangerous
contamination of the gene pool, and one perhaps of their
own making.
The tattooed
Redman, the one with the shaved head who, as Elmo was
quick to soon learn, was also the High Priest of the
Long Island, declared it a curse, brought about,
perhaps, by some evil spirit, like the one spoken of in
the legends of old that not only predicted but
precipitated such cataclysmic events. But the king,
being a simple and practical man by nature, as most
monarchs are, especially the wise and successful ones,
as well as a man of eloquent discourse, vehemently
disagreed, however, comparing his spiritual advisor to,
among other things, that prominent part of the male
anatomy most often associated with the head of the
uncircumcised penis, which, of course, is just another
way of saying that the High Priest was thinking with his
emotions rather than his intellect; like women are often
accused of, I suppose, either rightly or wrongly, but
without the same sexual reference, of course. In other
words, the High Priest was a dick-head; and the king
told him so.
Long Arrow wasn't
thinking about curses, evil spirits, or anything else he
had no legal or regal authority over at the time; and he
wasn't one to be overburdened with or distracted by
legends, old or new, his mind naturally gravitating
towards more earthly enterprises and personal concerns,
such as sex, death, taxes, and, of course, an heir to
his throne. But there was one legend he did take
seriously...very seriously, in fact; and that was the
legend of the demi-god from the west, as presently
personified in one Elmo Cotton, the Harlie, the
blue-eyed raccoon in overall, the 'Dark Messiah!' the
same demi-god providentially seated at the right hand of
the king in whom he, as well as the entire Okeepanokee
Nation, placed all their hope and trust.
But not all the
gods were smiling down from their lofty perches in the
starry heavens that evening; one in particular seemed
rather disturbed; and it showed, in the form of a long
dark cloud that suddenly and sharply, not unlike the one
Elmo noticed the night he gazed out the window as his
wife lay in bed, fragmented the very face moon. The
Harlie himself was still a little ambivalent about the
whole situation; for although buoyed up by the news of
his unexpected divinity, something he'd yet to fully
comprehend in all its mind-boggling dimensions and
generally appreciative of the accolades and
accoutrements associate with such a prestigious
position, Elmo was not particularly impressed, at least
not just yet, and perhaps not as much as he should have
been under the circumstances. Maybe it was because, deep
down, he felt so...so unworthy of the prestigious title
he'd done so little, actually nothing, to earn and
didn't deserve in the first place; but more likely, it
was simply because he instinctively knew, as raccoons
often do in these crowded situations, how conspicuous he
had become, and how many eyes were presently cast in his
direction, some not as friendly as others. He was,
however, much relieved to learn (mostly from the High
Priest who also proved to be quite fluent in the
raccoon's native tongue) that being recognized as a
demi-god did, by all divine rights and supernatural
protocol, preclude him from being burned at the stake,
boiled in the pot, skinned or buried alive, scalped,
disfigured, mutilated, castrated, or desecrated in any
other undignified fashion unbefitting his newly acquired
status, regardless of whatever crime he may, or may not,
have committed. It was an indulgence he simply could not
afford to be without at the time. Besides, to refuse
such deification would not only insult the king, but
further serve to infuriate all the other gods and
demi-gods, said to have numbered in the tens of
thousands, who were well renown not only for their
fierce loyalty when it came to protecting and promoting
those of their own divine rank, whether they'd earned it
or not, but for severely punishing those demigods who
would otherwise reject, dismiss, trivialize, or
generally ignore the immortal status bestowed upon them
in that enviable and much sought-after position. It
simply wouldn't do. And so, all things considered, and
hoping he would turn out to be a better god,
demi-god...or whatever it was he was supposed to be,
than bean farmer or 'Combobulator', Elmo Cotton took the
job.
Suspicious of most
things in general, particularly whenever there is a
human element involved, the raccoon was naturally a
little apprehensive of his immediate surroundings,
however hospitable and inviting they may've presented
themselves at the time. He never forgot, not for a
single satisfied moment, not even at the height of his
coronation and subsequent ascension into godhood, which
actually took place that very same evening directly
after the pig feast, that no matter what anyone said,
and no matter how many brave warriors swore eternal
allegiance and pledged their lives, as well as their
bows and arrows, to him, Elmo Cotton would never forget
that he was still a fugitive, a raccoon on the run, and
nothing more; and that there were still those who would
kill him in a heartbeat, demi-god or not, who were most
likely scouring the countryside at that very moment on
the lookout for a blue-eyed raccoon in overalls; and
that they were not nearly as far away as he would've
liked them to be; and furthermore, there was nothing he
could do about it.
Times being what
they were, Elmo Cotton accepted the position, along with
all its unforeseen implications and responsibilities, if
for no other reason than simply not to offend the one
man on the Island of Long who could, as previously
decried, have him skinned alive and boiled in his own
blood if he so desired to do so; for although being a
demi-god did have its rank and privileges, Elmo
understood from the start that there was still only one
king of Long Island, and that was Long Arrow himself. He
alone reigned supreme, mortal though as he was; and
there was no god or demi-god in Heaven or on earth that
could change that. Besides, reckoned the raccoon with a
certain but unfamiliar wisdom that had somehow
accompanied his newly acquired celebrity: when someone
calls you a god or a demi-god, or even thinks of you as
such, it is not usually a good idea not to argue with
that individual; at least, not openly, and not until
you're absolutely certain he is wrong. It could only
complicate matters. Elmo, at least for the time being,
would do no such thing and accepted his new title with
all the pomp and power and awesome responsibility that
went along with it, whatever that turned out to be. And
as far as Long Arrow's daughters were concerned...well,
the Harlie would just have to think about it. He still
loved his wife very much and hoped he would eventually
be with her again, some day, perhaps. But the king's
daughters were very beautiful. All twenty-seven of them!
– And virgins, too, no doubt. The temptation was
practical unbearable. Perhaps, thought the demi-god,
this was the first true test of his divinity.
The bean farmer
from Harley had broken many vows and promises in his
short and, up until now at least, uneventful life; and
he suspected he would break a good many more before all
was said and done. But his wedding vow was something he
took seriously, very seriously, and one that he swore he
would never break. Besides, Mrs. Cotton would never
allow it anyway. She'd told him so, and on more than
occasion: 'The only way you's gettin' out of this here
marriage, Mister Elmo Cotton,' she would say to him in
her own passionate and honest way (which was really the
only way farm girls knew how to talk to their husbands
on such delicate matters of infidelity and divorce) '...is
feets first!' And that goes for demi-gods too! she may
as well have added at the time, if she knew of what a
demi-god was, that is.
And she would say
it in that same deep throaty voice she would often use
when she meant business: 'So you wants to fight,
Elmoooooooooo' She'd even gone so far as making the
necessary funeral arrangements with Mister Lester Cox,
the Creekwood County Coroner, just in case his
professional services were ever required in that regard,
which, of course, Elmo was always made aware of, not
only by Lester himself, but by everyone else in Harley
who would remind the sharecropper, either jokingly or in
all dead seriousness (more than likely a combination of
the two, and every chance they got) of the fatal
consequences of entertaining such adulterous thoughts,
not to mention actually engaging in them, and especially
being married to a farm girl like Nadine Simpson.
Naturally, what these same inquisitive folks, the men of
Harley in particular, always failed to mention was the
simple and sometimes unspoken truth that not only had
their own jealous and suspicious wives made similar
arrangement with Mister Cox, but even went as far as
paying the famous undertaker – in advance, no less! –
for those same perfunctory services, in the sad and all
too predictable event the dearly departed had left them
with little or no purse to perform the proper
obituaries; which, needless-to-say, was usually the case
in most Harlies relationships at the time.
But now that he
was a god, or at least a demi-god, the Harlie was
beginning to think that soon all of that too may change;
especially when it turned out that one of the king's
twenty-seven daughters, who went by the delicate and
descriptive name of 'Little Flower' and was by far the
prettiest, just happened to be the same beautiful young
woman he'd spied down by the river washing her long
black hair in the sun when he was still a mere mortal;
the very same blossoming princess, in fact, with the
large pointed breasts and smiling eyes who was presently
seated at Elmo's side like goddess in waiting. And
there she would remain, along with all her jealous
sisters and dozen or so vestal virgins summoned by the
king that fateful evening to minister to their every
need. Perhaps she was already a goddess and just didn't
know it, Elmo dared to imagine, wondering just how many
ways there are for gods make love. He was certainly
willing to find out... well almost. Maybe being a demi-god
wasn't going to be so difficult after all, he finally
capitulated. Naturally, Nadine would disagree with that
assessment. But she just wasn't there.
And so, despite
all ambivalences, mixed emotions, and any other
reasonable doubts and vacillations he still may've been
harboring at the time, particularly when it came to
protecting and maintaining his life-saving anonymity,
Elmo Cotton decided to stay, for a while at least,
depending, of course, on how long he was welcome, or
perhaps some other unforeseen factors that may very well
turn out to be beyond the control or influence of gods
and demi-gods, like himself. Only time would tell. His
only concern at the moment (if, in fact, demi-gods were
expected or even allowed to be consciously concerned
about anything at all outside their own private
indulgences and metaphysical thoughts) was that someone
might discovered, either by accident or design, that he
was just a Harlie after all and as human as anyone else
on the Long Island, or anywhere else on the godless
globe for that matter. It was a risk he was willing to
take, reluctantly perhaps, along with all the subsequent
consequences.
And so Elmo Cotton
became a demi-god in his own rite. His hair grew long
and curly and his skin darkened until he looked as
savage as anyone else on the Long Island. And if not for
his overalls, which he was obliged to wear at all times
as a symbol of his supernatural identity, he might've
easily been mistaken for one of the Redmen themselves,
as he easily blended right in, his divinity
not-with-standing.
A Native
American legend tells how the raccoon acquired a
wonderful, but costly gift. A raccoon can tell exactly
when a persimmon is ripe to eat. A very important skill,
for if the fruit is picked one day too early, they are
sour enough to pucker one's mouth, picked a day too late
and they are too mushy to eat. According to legend, a
man was called by the Great Spirit to take a journey. He
was told to leave at once. The Great Spirit explained to
the man that this was a journey of the spirit and not
the body. He must not stop to eat or drink until the
task was completed. This particular man was,
unfortunately, not quite ready for such a spiritual
journey, for when he came to a grove of persimmon trees,
he could see that the fruit was perfect for eating. He
could not resist the temptation. The man stopped and ate
till he could eat no more. The Great Spirit was furious.
He told the man he would never complete the journey
because he had disobeyed. The Great Spirit told the man
that he would spend the rest of his days scurrying
around the earth as a small, furry creature. The man
begged and pleaded for forgiveness, but the Great Spirit
remained firm. He turned the man into a raccoon. An
animal that leaves footprints like a human, uses his
hands like a man, and has the ability to always know
when the persimmons are just right for picking.
Chapter Nine
The Demi-god
IN THE DAYS AND WEEKS THAT FOLLOWED, the Harlie lived the life of the
demi-god; a life he could never have imagined back in
Harley, and one he was only beginning to understand. It
was a totally new and different experience, wild and
wonderful in its Pantheistic glory; Paganism in its
purest form. It was where he belonged; at home with the
flora and fauna, and all his brother demi-gods,
comfortable in his own raccoon skin, and equal... well,
only to himself. He adopted, as orphans often do in
these situations, a certain fatalistic philosophy: the
kind that seeks God from within, rather than without;
and in doing so, he finds only himself.
He became
proficient with the bow and arrow, the spear, the
tomahawk, as well as an assortment of knives and blades
(perhaps not as finely detailed as the cutlery he'd
found inside the cabin, but just as sharp and deadly as
his Bowie knife) used for hunting various game. He also
learned the proper use of the spear, which proved to be
effective not only for killing bears and larger game,
but just the thing for impaling the numerous species of
fish that naturally sought refuge in the shallow shoals
and rocky reefs forming the protracted coastline of the
Long Island. He even learned some of the Redman's
language; although Long Arrow still spoke to him in
perfect English, not only for the sake of expediency but
to avoid any miscommunication or embarrassment, as one
can never be too careful when conversing with a god, or
even one of the many lesser demi-gods who, for their
private pleasures and often at their own expense, are
famously known for not only misinterpreting the mortal
thoughts of man, but manipulating them to their own
mischievous advantage.
He also learned a
thing or two about deep-sea fishing; although his first
time out in one small but sea-worthy out-rigger canoes
naturally made him very seasick, which he found rather
embarrassing – being a demi-god and all – and which also
gave pause to not a few of his fellow native mariners
who thought it rather suspicious. In spite of being
dreadfully ill at the time, he did manage to hold it in;
at least enough to satisfy the concerns of all on board,
among them the High Priest who may have been
reconsidering the Harlie's credentials by then. Elmo
suspected all along that the tattooed priest was having
second thoughts about his divinity, and made it a point
to be more careful and discreet in the future, no matter
how much it inconvenienced him. There was something
sinister, thought the demi-god, about the bald-headed
holy man who was not only the Island's High Priest but
new 'Medicine Man' as well, since the old Medicine Man
who'd been treating the king for his impotency had been
recently dismissed for lack of success as well as having
his adulterous way not a few of Long Arrow's concubines;
for professional reasons, or so he begged the king's
pardon even as the king's arrows pierced his heathenish
heart. The High Priest, whose name it was forbidden to
enunciate for reason that remained unclear, even to the
demigod, not only commanded the king's royal ear but had
a great deal of influence over Long Arrow's decisions,
despite the fact that he was still considered, in the
sharp and cynical words of the old chief himself: a
dick-head, of the highest order, and reminded of it more
than once. Elmo, of course, shared the king's
sentiments, but kept his observations, as well as his
comments, to himself, for the time being at least. The
High Priest asked too many questions, and seemed just a
little too interested in the Harlie's past, even for a
Medicine Man who was typically allowed such personal
liberties. Elmo meant to say something about it to the
chief, but thought it best not to come between the king
and his priest. It was unbecoming of a demi-god to do
so, and could be considered impolite. It might even be
dangerous. Besides, protocol simply wouldn't allow it.
Although he knew
it was against the Law, Elmo couldn't help but notice
that some of the more ambitious Redmen warriors did, in
fact, carry rifles as well as other firearms. Exactly
where, when, or how, they came into possession of such
lethal and coveted weapons, the Harlie dare not guess,
although he'd heard, mostly from his dead uncle, that
pirates would often trade their old pistols and muskets
with the coastal natives in exchange for fresh fruit,
gold, or perhaps the sun-kissed hand of a nubile
princess, which always proved to fetch a very high
premium. At one point, Elmo was presented with one such
firearm – a shotgun, no less! which he naturally
declined. Having once nearly killed himself with his own
blunderbuss, the time he put down his dog and buried him
in his back yard, the Harlie preferred to stick to the
bow and arrow, and his Bowie knife, instead. Besides,
what would a demi-god do with shotgun anyway? Despite
his uncertainties about the future, he felt he'd made
the right decision at the time. And he still, even after
four and half years, felt sorry for the hound dog he was
forced to put down. After attempting to demonstrate,
rather comically it seemed, to his well-armed subjects
exactly how the unfortunate accident occurred, the
warriors all agreed that the demi-god had made a wise
choice in preferring the bow and arrow over the gun;
however, they could never fully comprehend why their
distinguished guest buried the dog after he'd killed it,
as he went on to explain. They considered such action
not only silly but totally unwarranted; an insult to his
brother demi-gods and unlucky as well – not to even
mention a complete waste of good dog meat. It soon
became clear to the Redmen, and particularly the High
Priest, that this Dark Messiah from across the water
indeed had much to learn not only about himself, but his
subjects as well. Naturally, they would be more than
happy to teach him.
And learn the
Harlie did. He slept in their mud houses and wigwams; he
ate their food and drank their wine; he smoked their
special blend of tobacco and herbs and hunted with the
Redmen all throughout the season, on land and at sea.
After successfully hunting down and killing one
exceptionally large raccoon proclaimed by the High
Priest, after careful examination, to be an evil spirit
and demon of the highest order, the Harlie hunter was
ceremoniously bestowed with the prestigious title of
'The Great Raccoon.' For as it turned out, these fury
little scavengers, considered a natural nuisance in
other parts of the civilized world, were, according to
the Redman's religion, supernatural beings, slightly
lower than demi-gods, but still a little higher on the
metaphysical plane than mere mortals men of any
particular affiliation. In other words, they could be
angles or devils, depending, of course, on how you
approached them. Apparently, Elmo had approached this
one very carefully, and killed it with one fatal dart,
which, he supposed at the time, more than made up for
the one he'd missed with his ill-fated blunderbuss back
home.
The Great Raccoon!
It was a name the Harlie took with an anomalous mixture
of humility and pride, as well as a certain amount of
irony; but he took it all the same, and would soon
answer to no other. It pleased the king, as well as his
many daughters in waiting; and, as raccoons were
considered sacred on the Long Island, just as they are
in other aboriginal parts of the uncivilized world, it
only furthered his reputation as a demi-god and warrior.
Hell! Who needs a Miracle-Maker when you have that kind
of power? the Great Raccoon quickly came to realize. And
he would come to learn a great many other things about
the Okeepanokee: dark and dangerous things, deep things,
steeped in legend and mired in myths of a distant past;
secret things, not unlike the undisclosed initiations of
the Free Masons, or the bloody oaths of the Mormons. And
with a new face and a new name, ones to match his
celebrated status and much coveted title, the onetime
Harlie sharecropper took on a new personality, a whole
new identity! He still wore his faded blue overalls
(some things you just can't change, I suppose) in which
he kept the Motherstone, safely buttoned deep within the
denim fabric, forever in touch with his own immortalized
heart; but outwardly, he draped himself in furs and
feathers, painting his eyes and nose black, not unlike
the marked bandit itself, the masked mammal in whose
honor he was appropriately named, and that seemed to
roam freely all over the Long Island in numbers too high
to count, especially at night when the moon waxed
brightly over the red river, or kill. The mask of the
raccoon, with its tell-tale white and black stripping,
suited the Harlie well while, at the same time,
protecting his anonymity; and it was actually quite
appropriate, he couldn't help but wonder. It was the
mark of a thief, an outlaw and fugitive which Elmo still
very much considered himself, notwithstanding is
recently acquired divinity. It may very well have been
the mark of Cain, passed down from one murderous
generation to the next, along with the black skin
sometimes associated with the Biblical curse, he further
postulated. However, the Redmen of the Okeepanokee had a
different explanation regarding the famous facial
disguise of the raccoon. This is the tale of how Raven
the Trickster was once himself tricked, and of what he
did when he found out who'd tricked him.....
One bright and
sunny dawn, many years ago, Raccoon was trotting back to
his burrow after a long night's successful hunting, when
he came across Raven's longhouse in the forest. Raccoon
saw Raven himself through the longhouse's half-open
doorway, in fact, but Raccoon couldn't quite see what
Raven was doing. It was all very mysterious. Now, in
those days Raccoon didn't look much like he does today.
In those days, Raccoon's fur was all one color, a
smooth, glossy gray from nose to tail. But Raccoon was
just as curious then as ever. Rather than go about his
business the way any well-behaved animal would, Raccoon
decided to find out just what Raven was up to. He crept
quietly closer to the side of Raven's longhouse, so he
could see what Raven was doing without himself being
seen. Peering through a chink in Raven's longhouse wall,
Raccoon could see that Raven had taken out a few of the
treasures he'd been hiding - as you know, Raven loves to
collect shiny objects - in a great cedar chest at the
foot of his sleeping mat, and was cleaning and arranging
them with care. On this particular day Raven was
admiring five beautiful silver rings, a matched set that
he had spirited away from a young squaw while she was
washing her clothing in the stream near Raven's home.
Raccoon saw the rings and coveted them, for he has
always been much like Raven in his love for bright,
shiny objects. But he knew that Raven would never
willingly give him the rings. So Raccoon slipped quietly
away from the longhouse and went back to his burrow to
think of a plan, to steal the rings from Raven without
getting caught. Late the next night, when the moon had
risen and set and Raven was fast asleep, Raccoon came
creeping back to Raven's longhouse through the dark
woods. This time, Raccoon was wearing a mask to hide his
eyes, and he carried a torch close to his chest, making
the light leap up and illuminate his face from below. As
you can well imagine, this made Raccoon look very
frightening. Raccoon crept up to the window of Raven's
longhouse and began moaning in a most ghostly voice.
"Oooh ! Ooowoooh !" Raven awoke with a squawk of fright,
and saw Raccoon's horrible torchlit mask peering in his
window. "Oowoowooh !" moaned Raccoon again. Raven leaped
from his sleeping mat. Raccoon hastily put out his torch
and ran around the corner of Raven's longhouse in the
darkness to enter the front door, counting on Raven to
run out the back in panic. But Raven was naturally
brave, and recovered quickly from being frightened.
Instead of running out the back as Raccoon had intended,
Raven picked up a cudgel and ran out the front! Although
Raccoon was surprised by Raven's quick action, he was
not so surprised that he forgot what he'd come for. It
was a close shave, but Raccoon was able to reverse
course and elude Raven in the darkness without being
seen, while Raven went crashing out through the
undergrowth around the longhouse, looking for his
attacker. Quickly running around the back of Raven's
longhouse, Raccoon scurried inside and opened up Raven's
cedar chest. The beautiful rings Raccoon had coveted lay
on top. Raccoon discovered that he couldn't pick up the
rings and hold his torch at the same time. And he
couldn't just leave the torch behind; he'd need it to
make his way through the dark forest without the moon in
the sky to provide light. Thinking quickly, Raccoon took
his long, bushy gray tail and slid each ring onto it in
turn. Just as he got the fifth ring onto his tail, he
heard Raven running back through the bushes. Raccoon
closed the cedar chest, lit his torch again from Raven's
fire, and scurried out the back of the longhouse,
unseen, just before Raven burst in through the front.
Grumbling and squawking in frustration, the exhausted
Raven went back to his bed. Raccoon was long gone. He
scurried back through the forest, through the damp
underbrush, skirting the sulfurous hot springs that
marked the trail to his burrow, where he removed the
silver rings from his tail and hid them in his own
secret place. When Raven awoke the next day, he noticed
that his cedar chest was not quite in the same place as
he'd left it. His first thought was for his treasures.
Pulling the cedar chest out and opening it up, Raven saw
that his prized silver rings were missing! Raven knew
then that he had been tricked - that the ghost he'd seen
last night had not been a ghost at all, but one of the
animals of the forest. But Raven did not know which one.
Raven went to all the animals of the forest: to Bear, to
Chipmunk, to Badger, to Rabbit, even to Eagle - but
without having any luck. Finally, late in the afternoon,
Raven came to Raccoon's burrow. "Halloo," called Raven.
"Raccoon? Are you in there?" Raccoon trembled in fear
but hid it with gruffness as he came to the mouth of his
burrow. "What do you want, Raven? I was sleeping."
Raccoon considered including a yawn for dramatic effect,
but decided against it. "Out late last night, were you?"
Now Raccoon did yawn. He couldn't help it. "No, I've
been sleeping in my burrow. I always do during the day.
What do you want?" Raccoon's act of innocence was very
well-done. Although Raven was by nature a very
suspicious animal, he was convinced. "Oh, nothing,"
Raven sighed. "Well, then, I'll just go back to sleep."
Raccoon turned to go back into his burrow, and at that
moment Raven caught sight of Raccoon's tail. There were
five black rings of tarnish on the gray fur. "Oho!" said
Raven, pointing at Raccoon's tail. Raccoon whirled
around and around, trying to get a glimpse of it. When
Raccoon saw the evidence of his theft displayed on his
tail for all to see, he hung his head in shame, and
confessed his whole plan to Raven. Raven chuckled
ruefully at the way he'd been taken in. That didn't stop
him from being angry, though. After Raccoon had gone
sheepishly inside his burrow and brought out the rings
he'd stolen, Raven sat him down on a tree stump and
passed judgment. "Raccoon, from now on you shall bear
the marks of your theft, as a reminder to you and all
the creatures of the forest. Forevermore, your tail
shall bear the marks of the rings you stole from me.
Your paws shall be black, to remind you of the torch you
held. And you shall wear a mask like the one you wore to
scare me. I have spoken." And it was so. Then Raven went
back to his longhouse, to hide his treasures in a safer
place. And Raccoon, after suffering many jeers from his
friends in the forest, eventually came to love his
distinctive new coat even more than the old one. But
Raccoon never really learned his lesson. Although he
never again tried to take anything from Raven, he still
comes to us sometimes, like a thief in the night,
wearing his mask and markings and looking for good
things he can steal.
Raccoons, as Elmo
quickly learned, were considered sacred on the Long
Island, 'Big Medicine', invested with certain
unalienable properties yet to be disseminated, and held
in the highest esteem. That is not to say, however, they
were treated as demigods themselves, never having
achieved that lofty and legendary status. Neither where
they protected in any discernable way, as it is in
various eastern religions where certain animals, such as
cows and monkeys, roam the crowded streets of place like
Calcutta and Bangladesh unmolested and untouched,
licensed, as it were, to go about their business with
little or no interference from the Humanity they'd since
left behind in their newly reincarnated state of
existence. Rank does not always have its privileges,
sometimes, it just has enemies; which is why, I suppose,
you seldom see a general on the battlefield. It's no
different in the animal world. The meat of the raccoon,
despite its somewhat gamey taste, made up a substantial
part of the Redman's carnivorous diet. It was also
considered quite the aphrodisiac when eaten raw, and
partaken of in its uneviscerated state. And it seemed to
work! for everyone, that is, but the king, who, on the
advice of his adulterous physician was said to have
partaken of enough of the furry little critters to have
them permanently placed on some future Darwinian's
endangered species list and doomed to extinction, if the
natural selection of man had anything to say about it,
and have grown a tail by now. Needless-to-say, it did
nothing to improve the king's flaccid condition or
sagging reputation; it certainly didn't help matters
between Long Arrow and his Medicine Man who, as a result
of his covertness, would become target practice. The
Harlie would often cook the meat himself over an open
flame and pass it around to his fellow warrior's right
after the hunt as if the meaty mea l came from his own
deified body. It wouldn't be the first time a god
invited his subjects to partake of his own flesh. It's
only natural, I suppose.
And it wasn't just
raccoon. Dogs, which were also considered sacred on the
Long Island, although in the more domesticated sense,
were equally valued for their meat, which is why, I
suppose, there were so few of them to be found; and the
ones that were found were typically kept as watch-dogs
or family pets and well-fed, enjoying all the benefits
befitting man's best friend, right up until the very
end, which usually occurred with a knife being driven
into the animal's heart, or a tomahawk blow to the
brain. In fact, the dog meat was considered not only a
delicacy but 'food for the gods!' as the Redman would
say, reserved for such deities, including gods,
demi-gods and other supernatural dignitaries the Harlie
would become most familiar with. Along with the canine
treat, the Great Raccoon was also served generous
portions of opossum, beaver, rabbit, squirrel, muskrat,
armadillo, skunk (after being carefully disemboweled and
properly prepared, of course), wild boar, and even rats!
which there always seemed to be a plentiful supply of
and were cooked, mostly by the children who caught them,
directly over an open flame.
Needless to say,
there was always a generous supply of sea food placed
before the demi-god, including, among other edibles:
oysters, mussels, sea-turtles, crab, lobster,
gator-tail, dolphin, swordfish, snapper, snook and
catfish; although ever since the day Sherman devoured
the dead catfish he'd found in on a back road in Harley,
Elmo Cot... I mean, the 'Great Raccoon', held a distinct
aversion towards any kind of food with the word cat
attached to it, or long whiskers for that matter,
especially those with eyes starring right back at him.
He may not have been alone in that regard. Naturally, as
in all discriminating cultures, there are some animals
that are simply 'taboo'; like cats for instance, which
the Okeepanokee considered unwholesome and unclean,
owing perhaps to the distinctly feminine qualities
associated with the feral felines which they also
considered bad luck. It's similar, I suppose, to the
way Orthodox Jews observe the Torah by avoiding certain
kind of animals, like the pig, which Muslims, the sons
of Ishmael, find equally offensive to their religious
sensibilities, if not more so; so much, in fact, that
one drop of the swine's contaminated blood, or so the
blood-thirsty Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him)
tells us, is enough to preclude them from entering into
Paradise and the amorous arms of the seventy-two virgins
who, fortunately enough, would never know what they were
missing. Unfortunately, for the pig that is, the
Okeepanokee knew of no such dietary restrictions,
religious or otherwise, and delighted in fatty flesh the
of the wild boar ever chance they got... barbecued, of
course
But it was raccoon
that reigned supreme on the Island of Long; and so the
hunted and the hunter became one, and the Great Raccoon
went on to kill so many of the ring-tailed critters that
they soon became as rare as hens teeth, and that much
more difficult to find. He ate them whole and raw, and
in ever increasing numbers, crowing himself with their
pelted heads and tying their lifeless tails to the back
of his own royal headdress which soon out-numbered even
that of the old king – a fact, the High Priest was quick
to make note of with a no small measure of suspicion.
The other Redmen found it somewhat amusing at first, but
soon became equally suspicious, wondering if, in fact,
if the demi-god had indeed gone crazy, which, as it
turns out, is not so uncommon and has been known to
happen from time to time, particularly among the darker
deities such as the Great Raccoon. Or maybe, they
further speculated in the privacy of their own teepees,
he was some kind of mischievous spirit, the demoniac,
the kind also spoken of in many of their own mysterious
legends, and perhaps not as benevolent as they first
thought him to be. In other words: The trickster!
Part of the
spiritual role and nature of raccoons is expressed in
the fact that they traverse the three worlds of air,
earth, and water. They are arboreal, climbing and living
in the upper world of trees and hollow stumps, yet they
travel almost exclusively on the ground. Raccoons also
have the peculiar habit of seeming to wash their food,
which gives them a special connection to the water.
Raccoons are also a major source of food themselves,
which associates them with fecundity. They are very
tricky animals as well, causing their spirit to overlap
with the nature of Trickster himself. This character
trait that makes Trickster like a Raccoon Spirit is
specifically the ability to mislead. This aspect of the
raccoon is well known to hunters, who soon discover
their clever techniques for misleading their pursuers,
such as doubling back on their own trail, or hiding in
the hollow of a tree. This misdirection is also
associated with their nocturnal lifestyle, where the
darkness renders all their pursuers at least partly
blind.
A number of major
spirits have close ties to the raccoon nature. One of
these is Wojijé, the Meteor Spirit. He is the spirit of
any 'star' that has a tail. Thus he is represented as a
child owning a ball with a raccoon tail attached to it,
a toy which he is always throwing around. In another
story, he wears a complete raccoon skin from head to
toe. Wojijé is a spirit of fecundity, and stands opposed
to purely predatory animals such as dogs. Thus in the
upper world the raccoon is identified with the comet or
meteor; but it also has an identity with a spirit known
as the 'Red Star.' Each of Red Star's brothers except
the youngest, who does not hunt, returns home each day
with a particular kind of animal. All the brothers
eventually turn into the kind of animal that he
habitually hunts except the one who hunted raccoons. He
turned into the Red Star. Red Star may be the Evening
Star, as his younger brother is Morning Star, but in any
case, Red Star is said to be the Waterspirit Bluehorn.
Thus the raccoon is at once identical to stellar objects
and to the spirits that dwell in rivers and lakes, which
reflects the fact that the raccoon is both arboreal and
strongly associated with water on account of its unusual
habit of taking its food to the edge of the water and
immersing it before it begins to eat. This Waterspirit
aspect of raccoons is expressed in Trickster.
Trickster, like
Wojijé, has a raccoon blanket which he always carries
with him. Trickster himself is strongly identified with
the raccoon nature, a fact expressed in his eating of a
whole raccoon family, where consumption may express the
internalizing of the nature of what is consumed, as it
is almost universally in mythology. In one of his
misadventures, Trickster lies by a river bank with an
elk skull on his head and his raccoon blanket draped
over his body. This makes him look like a spirit, and in
this context he is portrayed variously as an Elk Spirit
or a Waterspirit. He misleads the people into thinking
this in order to get them to crack the skull in which
his head has become lodged. However, in the end, like a
Waterspirit, he allows medicines to be made out of part
of his 'body,' namely the elk skull in which he jammed
his head. This again identifies the raccoon nature with
the Waterspirit who is particularly noted for misleading
people.
The raccoon seems
to have a special relationship to fish. A whole group of
tales recounts how two hunters following a raccoon trail
him right up to a tree stump. When one of the hunters
looks in, he sees in the water that has collected
inside, not a raccoon at all, but a fish. One of the men
eats this raccoon-turned-fish, and as a result, finds
himself overcome with thirst and must seek out the lake
to quench it. Soon he becomes a Fish Spirit himself. In
this role he grants his friend blessings. In one
variant, it is Waterspirits that set this train of
events into motion, so that the raccoon-fish is their
servant.
Raccoons
frequently live in the hollows of trees, including the
open hollow of tree stumps. Trickster, when he goes for
a ride on the back of a vulture, is the victim of a
trick when the vulture banks sharply and dumps him into
a hollow tree stump. He is unable to climb out, but gets
the attention of a group of women by pretending to be a
raccoon. They cut a hole in the tree, and see
Trickster's raccoon blanket, which convinces them that
they have indeed cornered a raccoon. But Trickster
persuades them to plug the hole with their clothes and
to return naked to their village for help. This
encounter with Trickster-as-raccoon, misdirects the
women so that they lose all sense of limits in the
pursuit of appetite, just as the man who ate the
raccoon-fish could find no limits to the pursuit of
quenching his thirst. In one story, a raccoon finds a
group of blind men in their lodge and soon sets them to
fighting each other by silently intercepting their food
as they pass their dishes from one to another. On
another occasion a raccoon misdirected two blind men
into a lake, for which the indignant villagers killed
him and tacked his hide to the base of a tree. This once
again expresses not only the association of a raccoons
with the bases of trees, but their nature in leading
people astray. These two associations are found in the
saga of Bladder and his brothers. A giant white raccoon,
the size of a bear, once led each of Bladder's brothers
to a tree growing out of a cliff, or a hollow tree in
which the raccoon concealed himself. Once one of the
brothers had been led there, the evil spirit One Legged
One, would descend and kill him. One Legged One would
make their skins into bladders. Here again the raccoon
leads them astray, this time in the service of an evil
spirit. Bladder himself is the very embodiment of misdirection,
and in a sense, the raccoon has taken over Bladder's
role as the leader of his brothers. Misdirection is also
evident in a supernatural competition between good and
bad spirits in which they attempt to jump over a hill.
Trickster shoots Grasshopper and the Meteor Spirit with
raccoon liver, knocking them off course and giving the
good spirits the victory.
The following
tale, The Raccoon and the Blind man, represents the
raccoon as the mischief maker, as the animal of like
propensities among other tribes is the coyote:
There was a
large settlement on the shores of a lake, and among its
people were two very old blind men. It was decided to
remove these men to the opposite side of the lake, where
they might live in safety, as the settlement was exposed
to the attack of enemies, when they might easily be
captured and killed. So the relations of the old men got
a canoe, some food, a kettle, and a bowl and started
across the lake, where they built for them a wigwam in a
grove some distance from the water. A line was stretched
from the door of the wigwam to a post in the water, so
that they would have no difficulty in helping
themselves. The food and vessels were put into the
wigwam, and after the relations of the old men promised
them that they would call often and keep them provided
with everything that was needful, they returned to their
settlement.
The two old
blind men now began to take care of themselves. On one
day one of them would do the cooking while the other
went for water, and on the next day they would change
about in their work, so that their labors were evenly
divided. As they knew just how much food they required
for each meal, the quantity prepared was equally
divided, but was eaten out of the one bowl which they
had.
Here they lived
in contentment for several years; but one day a Raccoon,
which was following the water's edge looking for
crawfish, came to the line which had been stretched from
the lake to the wigwam. The Raccoon thought it rather
curious to find a cord where he had before observed one,
and wondered to himself, 'What is this? I think I shall
follow this cord to see where it leads.' So he followed
the path along which the cord was stretched until he
came to the wigwam. Approaching very cautiously, he went
up to the entrance, where he saw the two old men asleep
on the ground, their heads at the door and their feet
directed toward the heap of hot coals within. The
Raccoon sniffed about and soon found there was something
good to eat within the wigwam; but he decided not to
enter at once for fear of waking the old men; so he
retired a short distance to hide himself to see what
they would do. Presently the old men awoke, and one said
to the other, 'My friend, I am getting hungry; let us
prepare some food.'
'Very well,'
replied his companion, 'you go down to the lake and
fetch some water while I get the fire started.' The
Raccoon heard this conversation, and, wishing to deceive
the old man, immediately ran to the water, untied the
cord from the post, and carried it to a clump of bushes,
where he tied it. When the old man came along with his
kettle to get water, he stumbled around the brush until
he found the end of the cord, when he began to dip his
kettle down upon the ground for water. Not finding any,
he slowly returned and said to his companion, 'We shall
surly die, because the lake is dried up and the brush is
grown where we used to get water. What shall we do?'
'That cannot
be,' responded his companion, 'for we have not been
asleep long enough for the brush to grow upon the lake
bed. Let me go out to try if I cannot get some water.'
So taking the kettle from his friend he started off.
So soon as the
first old man had returned to the wigwam, the Raccoon
took the cord back and tied it where he had found it,
then waited to see the result.
The second old
man now came along, entered the lake, and getting his
kettle full of water returned to the wigwam, saying as
he entered, 'My friend, you told me what was not true.
There is water enough; for here, you see, I have our
kettle full.' The other could not understand this at
all, and wondered what had caused this deception.
The Raccoon
approached the wigwam to await the cooking of the food.
When it was ready, the pieces of meat, for there were
eight of them, were put into the bowl and the old men
sat down on the ground facing each other, with the bowl
between them. Each took a piece of the meat, and they
began to talk of various things and were enjoying
themselves.
The Raccoon now
quietly removed four pieces of meat from the bowl and
began to eat them, enjoying the feast even more than the
old blind men. Presently one of them reached into the
bowl to get another piece of meat, and finding that only
two pieces remained, said, 'My friend, you must be very
hungry to eat so rapidly; I have had only but one piece,
and there are but two pieces left.'
The other
replied, 'I have not taken them, but suspect you have
eaten them yourself;" whereupon the other replied more
angrily than before. Thus they argued, and the Raccoon,
desiring to have more sport, tapped each of them on the
face. The old men, each believing the other had struck
him, began to fight, rolling over the floor of the
wigwam, upsetting the bowl and the kettle, and causing
the fire to be scattered. The Raccoon then took the two
remaining pieces of meat and made his exit from the
wigwam, laughing Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha; whereupon the old men
instantly ceased their strife, for they now knew they
had been deceived. The Raccoon then remarked to them, 'I
have played a nice trick on you; you should not find
fault with each other so easily.' Then the Raccoon
continued his crawfish hunting along the lake shore.
The Great Raccoon
would never admit to any such treasonous and
ill-conceived notion, not openly anyway. But he never
actually denied it, either. Under the circumstances,
'Leave em' guessin', was not such a bad idea, as many a
monarch should know.
In very short
order, at least by all previous accounts, Elmo Cotton
became a legend, 'Big Medicine', with powers and
privileges equal to, or surpassing, even those of the
High Priest, and with just as much access to the king's
ear; never mind the fact that by then Long Arrow's
hearing had diminished, not unlike some other vital
organs we need not mention, to a point of near
uselessness. His stature rose, along with a well earned
reputation; and he was revered as the demi-god he was
ceremoniously proclaimed to be, which, considering
Elmo's age at the time was actually quite an
accomplishment for any mortal, especially a Harlie.
After he'd finally
proven himself, and as many had already expected, the
Great Raccoon was offered the hand of Long Arrow's
youngest daughter who, as previously mentioned, just
happened to be the lady of the river with the high
pointed breasts and the most beautiful woman the Harlie
had ever laid his raccoon eyes on. She also happened to
be fourteen years old at the time, which Elmo found
rather interesting; although he'd known of some girls
back in Harley whose 'cherries were picked' long before
there sixteenth birthday, and were already 'showing'
long before they waddled down the altar in child.
If Elmo hadn't
already been married, the decision would've been an easy
one. But that just wasn't the case. Now he had a real
problem: for, by refusing Long Arrow's generous but
self-serving offer, the Great Raccoon would not only be
putting his own life, mortal or immortal, at risk by
insulting his king, who happened to be his biggest
supported and chief benefactor, in such a manner, but he
may very well doom to the heirless monarchy in the
process. And it wasn't as if he didn't care. If not for
his wife and child, the Harlie might've indeed taken the
Indian princess for his wife-goddess; but he knew it
would break Nadine's heart if she ever found out, in
which case he was also putting his life in jeopardy. He
never forgot (How could he?) Mrs. Cotton's earlier
admonishment on the subject of infidelity and the
consequences thereof: 'The only way you gets out of this
here marriage, Mister Elmo Cotton... is feets fist!' The
farmer's daughter said what she meant, and she meant
what she said, even when it was said in jest. 'You wants
to fight?'
As for Long
Arrow's youngest daughter, Little Flower, who was every
bit as sweet and lovely as her name clearly suggests,
Elmo was still not so sure. He knew, of course, that if
he had her for just one moment, he would want her
forever. It was the same with his wife. Beautiful women
always seemed to have that effect on him; and he knew he
wasn't alone in that regard; it' the price you pay for
being a man, I suppose. It's been happening for eons. It
is the reason women invented marriage in the first
place, or so Homer Skinner once tried to explain to the
newlywed Harlie in his own metaphorical way: '...So that
their husbands couldn't just drop whatever it is they
happen to be doing at the time whenever some pretty
young gal walks by with a wink and a nod, and go chasing
after her like a goddamn salmon swimmin' upstream
through the current, just to fornicate with the
floozy...' At least not without paying a very heavy
price, he might as well have added simple because it was
true. For most men (and thank God for the
resourcefulness of their stubborn and jealous wives)
that price was usually much too high to pay; and
besides, it just wasn't worth. Still, some have to learn
the hard way. Elmo Cotton, who'd bore the brunt of many
a woman's scorn in his own private past, and lived to
tell about, knew exactly what Homer was talking about at
the time; but that never prevented him from stopping
whatever he was doing once in a while and taking a look
around, especially the salmon were swimming upstream,
pink and round, and pleasing to the eye. Naturally,
Nadine was usually there to reel him in, and give him
plenty of time to think about the fish he had at home
while sleeping on the couch a night or two. Whoever said
'...Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn' certainly knew
what he talking about. He also knew a thing or two about
salmon fishing; and he was probably married. And for
that reason alone, the Great Raccoon suddenly began to
realize that he would soon have to be on his way.
There were a great
many things the Harlie could by now do that he never
could do back in Harley, or anywhere else for that
matter; but being unfaithful to his wife was just not
one of them. Of all the sins he'd ever committed, more
perhaps than he was aware of, adultery was never one of
them; and he intended to keep it that way. He still
loved his wife very much; and he knew Nadine would
always feel the same way about him, even he was never
exactly sure why, and even if he never did return. The
bond was still there, just as strong as ever; maybe even
stronger! in some remote and mysterious way; the same
way it is sometimes easier to tell the truth to a
complete stranger than it is not to lie to those we
love. Absence doesn't only make the heart grow fonder,
it actually makes it stronger. Anonymity has its
privileges; familiarity breeds contempt; but there are
some bonds that simply can't be broken, at least not
without a great deal of pain. So, in the end, Elmo
remained faithful to his wife and graciously, but with a
visible amount of shame and regret, refused the king's
generous offer, even though at times he wondered if
Nadine Simpson would have done the same for him if the
situations were somehow reversed. Perhaps he'd never
know; and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
And what if he
never did return? What then! The thought had entered
Elmo's raccoon mind from time to time. And what if he
was killed, by accident or design; either way
becoming more and more a distinct possibility. Who would
ever know? Certainly not Nadine. Who would care? And
would he really want his poor widowed wife to suffer
more than she already has? Could he blame her for
marrying again? Every boy needs a father. He knew that
better than anyone, having been abandoned himself at a
very early age. And now, here he was doing exactly what
his own father had done. He remembered what his uncle
had once said to him: 'Apple don't fall far from the
tree, boy'. Joe Cotton was right, of course; he always
was. The thought sent shivers up and down the raccoon's
furry spine. Nadine would never forgive him. It would
break her heart. But after all, it was he who had broken
hers first. His son would curse his own name. He could
not go through with it. It was the least he could do,
and the most, for Nadine and Lil' Ralph Cotton.
The old chief
seemed to understand; but he was left that day with a
wound in his brave and broken heart that would never
heal and would soon take his life. His daughters tried
to console him, as did the High Priest and all the
king's counselors and warriors that surrounded him that
day, but to no avail.
In the days that
followed, Long Arrow grew weary and grim, until one day
when he silently slipped into his great white pyramid,
put out the fire, went to sleep, and never woke up. The
Great Raccoon would never know what happened; although
deep down he knew that it had something to do with his
refusal to take the hand of his youngest daughter in
marriage, thus denying not only the king but the entire
Redman tribe an heir to the cypress throne. There was
talk of one of the other handsome young braves providing
Little Flower, or any of Long Arrow's twenty-six
daughters for that matter, with a son who might one day
ascend the Cypress throne; much of it coming from the
Great Raccoon himself who, as demi-gods often do, had
great say and influence over tribal matters in general,
particularly those of great consequence. But the king's
daughters simply wouldn't hear of it. It was their
father's dying wish that the Great Raccoon provide the
seed and semen needed to fertilize the egg and give root
to the tree that would one day blossom into manhood thus
fulfilling the prophecy and ensuring the survival of a
doomed and dying race. It was more than mortal man could
accomplish. It was something only a demi-god could do,
so stated the High Priest who had commanded so much of
the dead man's attention. Besides, what would any
self-respecting princess (never mind what race, religion
or nationality) want with a mere mortal when there's a
demi-god somewhere around the house? It would be like...
like drinking moonshine whiskey in the kitchen when you
got Kentucky bourbon in the basement.
Of course, Elmo
realized that he may be partly to blame for the untimely
demise of the great monarch and wished there was
something he could've done, short of breaking his
marriage vows, that is. But there are some things even a
demi-god cannot do, much to the disappointment and
perhaps even the chagrin of the rest of the tribe who
simply couldn't understand how such an unfortunate event
could've occurred in the presence of a...a god! Despite
his best efforts, the High Priest and witch-doctor tried
everything in his limited power to revive the royal
corpse, including numerous spells, potions,
incantations, and every other magical remedy he could
think of; but there was no medicine strong or powerful
enough to raise the dead king from his mortal slumbers.
It only gave the Harlie one more reason to leave. But
until such a time, and he still wasn't quite sure
exactly when that day would come, Elmo Cotton lived
comfortably and contently among the Indians of the
Redman River, not-with-standing the death of his chief
benefactor and protector.
It proved to be a
peaceful and learning experience for the Harlie
sharecropper who, up until now, never knew just how free
and easy life could be without constantly being told how
poor and stupid he was by men like Ike Armstrong. It
was a Pantheist's Paradise! And although he was still
allowed to maintain his demi-god status after refusing
to marry the chief's daughter, Elmo Cotton began
thinking a little less of gods and demi-gods and more
about his suitcase and sailin' shoes, which, as far as
he knew, were still in the root cellar of the cabin back
across the river. He was also thinking more about the
stone he brought down from the mountain, the one he
presently kept in his pocket. He knew by now that it
must be something of great consequence after all, and
probably had something to do with fact that he was still
alive, recalling to mind how his fortunes had suddenly
changed once it was discovered. It troubled him think
that the High Priest knew that as well; which was why,
especially after the death of the king, he found himself
being followed more closely than ever by the tattooed
'Dick-head'. Exactly why it was given back him when he
was first taken prisoner and still considered a mere
mortal was a mystery Elmo hadn't yet solved. He still
thought that Long Arrow probably had something to do
with that as well; but with a dead king and a vacant
throne, all that could and would change very quickly,
imagined the Great Raccoon, as much as he tried not to.
The only other disturbing news that came to the Harlie's
attention was once when a young Indian scout reported
back to the camp with news of a strange new
demi-god that was presently seen roaming the western
bank of the Redman River; not very far, the scout
suspiciously reported, from where the Great Raccoon
himself was once generously washed up by the gods;
perhaps, he suggested, it some evil dark spirit, more
powerful than the Great Raccoon himself.
When Elmo pressed
the young Indian brave for further details concerning
this unsettling event, the new deity was described to
him as: "...a great white warrior dressed like a bear,
with four eyes and..." And here the scout reached out
and touched the face of the Great Raccoon, savagely
running his fingers through Elmo's wild whiskers,
attempting to explain, to explain...What? "A beard!" Elmo
ejaculated, suddenly realizing how scarce facial hair
actually was among the Okeepanokee whose soft and subtle
complexions made the Harlie, at least by comparison,
look like Rip Van Winkle in search of the nearest barber
after his famous snooze. And even when the follicles did
appear on the unblemished face of the warrior, through
some genetic mutation or hormonal imbalance, one could
only imagine, they were summarily removed by plucking
them out at the root, as a woman of high-society might
vainly tear out her own protracted eyebrows, or any
other unsightly growth detracting from her...'natural'
beauty. Ironically, or perhaps not, it was the women of
the Long Island, particularly the older ones, who
displayed, rather proudly it would seem, such traces of
beard and mustache, the silky black threads of which
they would groom on a daily basis. Fearing that the evil
spirit might somehow strike him down at any moment for
revealing as much, the young scout refused to divulge
any more information regarding the mysterious
visitation, becoming strangely quiet on the subject.
Since then, he simply refused to talk to anyone at all,
and was appropriately re-named 'Man-without- tongue' by
one of the more opinionated Okeepanokeeians of the
tribe. Naturally, the description of this alien demi-god
immediately brought to mind images of the hairy stranger
Elmo had once seen in the bean fields of Harley, and
perhaps the same one who ducked behind the iron gate
just as he was about to leave. Coincidence? He couldn't
be sure. Not yet anyway.
In time,
additional sighting of this ambiguous spirit were
confirmed by other warriors returning home from the
river, which quickly became the talk of the tribe, as
well as local legend. For indeed, it was suggested that
this new 'river' spirit was yet another demi-god, not
unlike the 'Great Raccoon' himself, only darker in
nature and, for that reason alone, perhaps even more
powerful. And this one had a beard! much longer,
thicker, and blacker than anything Elmo could ever
manage to cultivate and something you just don't find on
your average demi-god; at least not the ones the
Okeepanokee were accustomed to worshipping. The High
Priest seemed to know something about this particular
spirit, further speculating that the mere presence of
the Great Raccoon may very well have initiated the
unexpected and supernatural manifestation of the spirit
itself. Or perhaps, it had something to do with Elmo
insulting the king by not taking his daughter's hand in
marriage when he was obliged to, insinuated the High
Priest while eyeing the Great Raccoon with a little more
disdain than usual. What the tattooed 'Dick-head' wasn't
saying at the time, but believed all along
never-the-less, was that this new 'river' spirit was
merely looking for something of grave importance,
something that was perhaps stolen from him in some
previous existence, something...like black stone he'd
found in Elmo's stripped overalls the day the Great
Raccoon was tied to a stick and beaten like a rug. It
was the same stone he was to return to the demi-god,
albeit against his better judgment and by order of the
king, that very same day. He knew by then that one of
them would have to die. The only problem, of course,
was: How do you kill a god?
Elmo thought
otherwise, and suspected all along that it was only a
mortal man that they were so afraid of – the same man,
perhaps, that'd been following him ever since he'd left
Harley; the same one who'd spoken to his wife nearly
half a year ago. He said nothing, however, about his
past encounter with this so-called 'dark spirit' to his
subjects and pretended not to even care, as demi-gods
are famously known for in situations like these when
they feel their authority threatened or challenged by
other spirits they are not quite sure of. You can't
really blame them, I suppose; there's simply nothing
worse, or so vain, as a frightened demi-god, especially
when his job is at stake. Besides, it's not the sort of
behavior you would expect of them, or any other
self-respecting deity for that matter. Not only would it
make him appear feeble and weak, but it might even get
him killed. Then he would be a dead demi-god, as well as
a cowardly one. It just wouldn't do. The Great Raccoon
had some serious thinking to do. And so did Elmo Cotton.
As in any culture,
past or present, the spirits and gods of the Redman's
world were not to be taken lightly; not even those of
the lesser demi-gods, like the one previously described
that had lately made such a disquieting appearance on
the banks of the Great White Snake – the one with the
beard. Being neither particularly good nor bad spirits
by nature (if indeed Nature had anything at all to do
with their metaphysical make-up) these divine transients
were, not unlike raccoons in general, considered
mischievous creatures, dangerous at times, and the
source of much superstition. This was even more likely
in their diminished states of being, which was suggested
to have happened over long periods of time, possibly
through physical contact with mortal flesh, particularly
in un-natural acts of sexual intercourse, resulting in
such contaminated hybrids as the giants found in the
pages of Antiquity. It was a union doomed from the
start. For the most part, these dark and dangerous
spirits were generally avoided. They were said to
possess the power of seduction, as well as corruption,
as evidenced by the imbecilic scout,
'Man-without-tongue', who, shortly after his brief
encounter with this one particular demi-god, was last
been seen paddling his canoe far out to sea in what
could only be describes as 'a dazed state of quiet
delirium'. He never did return, of course, which the
other warriors took as a bad omen, a sign, Big Medicine!
and one that only made them, and especially the tattooed
priest, that much more suspicious, not only this new
'four-eyed, fur-clad, bearded white demi-god of the
river' but of the Great Raccoon was well. It would seem
that not even the gods are immune from discrimination,
and suffer the slings and arrows just like the rest of
us at times. Let's just hope, and pray, they have
thicker skins.
Not long after the
supernatural sightings, Elmo came to realize that he
could no longer live in the Redman's world, even after
many of the dead king's counselors and relatives had
exonerated the Great Raccoon of having anything to do
with the death of their beloved monarch; despite the
sudden appearance this new four-eyed river spirit and
Man-without-tongue's mysterious absence. He was still a
demi-god, and a powerful one at that, and as such could
not be expelled from the Long Island without Long
Arrow's consent, whose regal corpse had, for over six
weeks by then, lie rotting inside the same whale-bone
tent Elmo was once held prisoner in, as the tattooed
priest tried in vain (mostly for the benefit of those
who would otherwise have him skinned alive and boiled in
fish oil for not at least trying) to resurrect the royal
bones of their beloved, benevolent, and very dead king.
It was the least he could do; but as usual, just as Elmo
suspected, it just wasn't enough.
As it were, not a
few of the king's most loyal and trusted warriors still
had it in mind to marry off one of his many daughters to
the Great Raccoon, even after he'd already rejected the
proposal on personal grounds and previous occasion. But
it was still considered Big Medicine to have a demi-god
living among the tribe, even a reluctant one. And with
no sons to take over the supreme vacant position, they
could sure use some Big Medicine, not to mention a
Messiah. But the man within the god told the Harlie that
that could never be. And so, once again, the Great
Raccoon gracefully, albeit a little more adamantly this
time, declined the generous offer. Besides, he was no
longer the only demi-god on the island, as there were
more and more sightings of this new demi-god who,
for whatever supernatural or metaphysical reasons, chose
to stay on the far side of the river, keeping his
identity, as well as his distance, from all the others,
or so it seemed. It was only a matter of time... thought
Elmo; and there just wasn't room enough for two
demi-gods on the Long Island. Sooner or later, one of
them would have to go, or die.
And so, taking off
his ring-tailed headdress, removing his furs, and
putting down his bow and arrow, Elmo Cotton was once
again just ordinary Harlie, and raccoon on the run.
Surprisingly, he'd even found his old raft. It was right
where he'd left if over six months ago, down by the
river, not far from where he first caught glimpse of the
river goddess who, if things had worked out differently,
might've been his wife. And as he paddled his way across
the back of the 'Great White Snake', he looked back one
last time, hoping to see her sitting on the rock by the
river's edge, combing her long black hair, perhaps, and
smiling at him. Instead, all he saw was the bearded
four-eyed demi-god, for the very first time, in fact; in
full view! and in all his furry glory. He had finally
made it. And it was just as Elmo had suspected. It
wasn't a demi-god at all! Not unless they started
wearing 'spectables', he said to himself, like the
reading glasses Homer once wore... or, he also began to
imagine, like the ones the stranger in the bean field
was wearing that day. And this one also just happened to
be carrying a firearm, the Harlie quickly realized,
gazing back at lone figure starring at him from the
river. "Now why would a demi-god...?" he wondered out
loud. And just before the glassy-eyed figure disappeared
behind a lone cypress tree, he fired off a round of
buckshot that flew directly over the Harlie's head from
clear across the river. Whoever, or whatever, it was,
Elmo knew by now that it could have easily kill him. The
shot was only a warning, he thought to himself; but he
just couldn't be sure. He was sure about one thing,
however; and that was that somehow, somewhere, perhaps
in the very near future, the two demi-gods would meet
again, maybe even face to face; and the next time, there
would be no warning. And so, he simply waved goodbye to
the Redmen warriors, the Long Island, the dead king and
his twenty-seven daughters, the river goddess and
would-be wife, and finally to the demi-god himself.
After that, he never looked back.
When he finally
arrived back on the mainland, the Harley raccoon ran
straight to the cabin. He wanted to make sure that his
suitcase was still there. It was. The only problem,
however, was that someone else had found it first. The
floorboard had been torn up while he'd been away across
the river, and the meager contents of his suitcase were
scattered all over the floor, including his uncle's
prized patent leather sailin' shoes. Apparently, they
were nothing in the suitcase worth stealing; unless, of
course, the thief was looking for something else, like a
stone for instance. Elmo removed the Motherstone from
his overalls and looked at it like he had never looked
at it before; he swore he would never let anything like
that happen again.
* * *
AS THE WEATHER BECAME WARMER and the days grew longer, and
the skies turned from silver blue to bloody red, the
Harley raccoon reckoned it was about time for him to be
moving on. He realized that someone would eventually
come looking for him, maybe even the sheriff with the
Chinese eyes, the 'coon hunter. He might even bring
along a posy. And others would follow; a bounty would
make sure of that. It always did. But the Harlie would survive
that as well, somehow. He always did. And for whatever
reason, the former demi-god and reluctant Messiah was
beginning to think that maybe his fortunes were being
guided by something more than sheer dumb luck and
coincidence; and that he might not be the 'lucky number'
after all, as he once supposed. He only wished he knew
who, or what, it was that seemed to have such an
influence over him – and why.
But he never had
to look very far. At night, he saw it in the moon and
stars; during the day light hours, he could see it in
the rays of an intensifying sun. He saw it the rain, in
the clouds, and in the trees; he saw it in the animals
as well, many of which had already crawled out of their
winter hibernations in search of the promises of spring;
and most of all, he saw it in the reflection of his own
raccoon face whenever he chanced to stop for a moment
and gaze into the reflective waters of a still pond, or
the medal of his Bowie knife which he would sometimes
use as a mirror. And what exactly was it he saw? besides
the whiskers and black-eyed mask he still wore, even
though he was no longer the Great Raccoon. It was hope;
and it was springing up all around him, it suddenly
seemed, in all its yawning strength and blossoming
beauty. It was spring! And it was as if he was seeing it
for the very first time, and all through the vagabond
eyes of a raccoon; eyes that, if he looked real close,
sometimes appeared as if they were crying, even when
they were not. It was more than a feeling. It was
instinct, which, as far as he was concerned, was even
better. It was the will to survive, to live, to
reproduce, like any other animal. But most of all, he
saw it every time he looked into the glassy black globe
of the Motherstone, which was never more than a
heartbeat away.
By now, the stone
was all Elmo could think about. It was always on his
mind, it seems; sometimes, a little more than others. It
was like living in a dream, simultaneously existing in
two separate and very different universes: one in which
you can live in but are never totally satisfied; the
other, you are satisfied with, but can never really live
in. Either way, you are a stranger. But what exactly was
it? He still hadn't figured that out yet; and perhaps he
never would. But he was sure of one thing: he just
couldn't live without it. Only time would tell, he
imagined. He didn't exactly know when, or how and why.
He just knew; and that was enough, for now anyway. Was
it magic? Uncle Joe seemed to think so; or at least,
that's the impression he gave to the sharecropper just
before he died. There was something about the stone that
commanded his immediate attention, all the time. It
compelled him in ways he simply couldn't understand, and
it happened more and more each day he was on the run. He
simply could not keep his mind, or his eyes, off of it
for any length of time, even when he tried to on several
occasions, which somehow made him feel a not little
frightened. He had once actually entertained the thought
of destroying it, if that was at all possible, and be
done with it. But how? And with what? Fire? It had
already survived a volcano, or so it seemed; but then
again, so did he. Or maybe, as Nadine once suggested in
a wake of a long intense argument, he would simply bury
the damn thing, for a while at least, and come back for
it at some other time. But where? He no longer had a
back yard. And even if he did, there were so many
burrowing about; one of them would eventually find it.
Or even worse, suppose someone else found it instead: a
farmer, or a miner, perhaps; he knew he wasn't alone.
Homer found it, and he wasn't even looking for it; and
so did Red-Beard. And then there was the demi-god. What
if he had followed him across the river? as Elmo was
recently beginning to suspect. Was it the stone he was
after? He'll never get it... The Harlie vowed to himself
right then and there. I breaks it first! Not that he
would ever do it, of course: for most precious gems, as
far as he knew, were immune to such destructive forces,
having long since been reduced to their bare basic
elements by Nature, or a combination thereof, which only
makes them stronger. Besides, smashing it to bits would
only multiply his dilemma by making it that much more
difficult to conceal. He wondered what would happen if
he simply threw it as far as he could into the river.
Would it sink like... like a stone? The raccoon couldn't
begin to imagine; and he wouldn't do that either. It was
just a thought; and a bad one at that. He knew by now
that he would have to destroy himself first; and
perhaps, he suddenly realized, that's exactly what the
demi-god, or whoever he was, had in mind.
And just what was
it about this particular stone that was so different
from all others? Sure it was black, and it was
beautiful, Elmo imaged; but lots of stones are black,
some even blacker and more beautiful than the
Motherstone, and certainly more precious, as far as
their monetary value is concerned, such as silver and
gold; not to mention diamonds, which he'd so far only
heard of. He once came across a black onyx stone that an
old miner brought down from the hills one day. He
claimed at the time that the dark gem or 'black
diamond', as he falsely but adamantly referred to it
as, was worth a hundred times its weight in gold; or at
least as much as the Harlie's farm, the miner insisted,
which, relatively speaking, wasn't worth very much, and
didn't even belong to him anyway. Whatever became of the
poor black miner and his 'black diamond', Elmo would
never know. But it was a pretty stone, the black onyx,
and something Elmo always wished he could have owned.
And perhaps he
already did. Maybe what he had was something even
better! There was something his own precious black stone
that intrigued the Harlie more than any other he could
imagine, including the miner's so-called 'black
diamond'. There was something miraculous about it,
magnetic, even if it never came back to life again like
it did on the mountain that day; and even if it wasn't
worth the price of a new bathtub, which he had been
promising his wife for so long. Man made or natural,
mineral or machine, there appeared to be something
special about it. But in the Harlie's small raccoon
hands, it presently appeared lifeless and dead, just as
dead as his Uncle Joe. But there was something else the
Harlie found very special, almost personal, about the
stone: the fact that his uncle saw very much the same
thing that he saw in; although it was something he
didn't seem particularly interested in talking about at
the time. If indeed, the old fly-catcher knew what it
was, he simply wouldn't say. But whatever it was, it
belonged to Elmo now, just as Joe Cotton said, and no
one else; and that's all that seemed to matter. And
considering how lonely and poor Elmo had become since
leaving his farm and family behind in Harley, it was
indeed worth something... to him anyway.
But it was, after
all, just a stone – Or was it? The Harlie knew better by
now; but what happened to it up on the mountain still
confused and confounded him. Was it just a dream? Or was
it a miracle? Red-Beard was certainly no dream. Was it
real? He was there. He saw it all. Did it really happen
that way? The gun just... went off! The Harlie could still
see the colonel lying there in the dirt, in blue and
grey, all broken and bruised and covered in his own
blood. And he was holding on to the Motherstone as
though his very life depended on it. Perhaps, that's why
he was dead.
And that's when it
happened, Elmo just then recalled: The lights! The
lines! The sounds! And the pictures! There were all
there – right inside the stone! It wasn't a dream. It
was real! But what was it? The Harlie still had no
answers. But whatever it was, it was alive. He knew that
by now. He remembered everything; everything, that is,
except for: Who shot Colonel Horn? Somehow – and he
didn't know how or why – he felt that if he knew the
answer to that, he would know the answer to everything.
And then maybe, just maybe, he wouldn't have to run
anymore. But Elmo didn't know; and he was still a
raccoon on the run; he thought he would be for the rest
of his life. It didn't take a demi-god or a Messiah to
figure that out. And even though the Great Raccoon
didn't realize it at the time, the Motherstone was still
showing him the way.
Like a needle on a
compass, the loadstone of which invariable draws the
needle in one true direction, the stone always pointed
the Harlie in that same direction, only in reverse. It
always, inevitably, pointed him South. It was a magnetic
phenomenon, which, just like everyone else who came in
contact with the stone, affected him in ways he simply
could not begin to understand. It frightened him at
times. It was almost as if the stone was forcing him to
look at things in ways he never looked at them before,
challenging and compelling him to go where he otherwise
dare not go. But where? and more importantly – Why? In a
strange and almost comforting way, the raccoon was only
beginning to feel that the choices he'd made so far, as
well as others he would certainly have to make in the
future, had already been made for him, somehow. There
was also a certain reassurance in knowing that, although
he never knew for sure whom or what it was that was
making those choices, they were always the right
decisions. After a while, he didn't even think about it
anymore. He just knew it was right; and somehow, that
was enough.
And then one day
it happened. It was towards the end of a long, hot, and
cloudless day. It was springtime. The air was fresh and
clean. And so, the Harlie decided to go for a walk down
by the river, as he usually did before sitting down to
supper. He had brought along his suitcase and sailing
shoes, having grown increasingly wary that the thief who
had ransacked the cabin earlier might eventually return,
looking for more than shelter, perhaps.
Although the water
was still very cold for that time of the year, and
running dangerously low, he thought he might go for a
swim, just to wash the day's dirt from his body.
Lowering the straps and stepping out of his overalls,
Elmo checked the top pocket to make sure the Motherstone
was safe and secure. And then he checked it again. He
rolled the denim cloth up into a tight blue ball, placed
it inside the leather suitcase, and buckled it shut.
Walking nakedly about for a while, he soon found an old
sea-oak with a hollowed out trunk standing near the
water's edge. He looked nervously around before placing
the suitcase deep inside the trunk of the tree, and
headed straight for the water.
The water was
colder than he though it should be; and so, he washed
himself as quickly and as thoroughly as he could before
wading back to the shore. Shivering cold and wet, the
raccoon crawled up the sandy bank of the Redman River
and headed straight for the sea-oak to fetch his few
belongings. He reached inside the suitcase for his
overalls, which were still tied up in a blue ball, and
was becoming very cold by then. He pulled them out
quickly with a sharp tug that must've undone the top
button of the denim, allowing the Motherstone to fall
freely out of the cloth and roll along the ground on
downward trajectory straight for the water's edge. With
accelerated speed and inclined momentum, the stone
quickly and suddenly found its way into the same icy
blue waters from which the Harlie had just emerged. His
first and most natural impulse was to go after it, which
he quickly did without hesitation, forgetting everything
else for the moment, including a pair of corrective
lenses spying on him from far across the chilling white
water.
Naturally, Elmo
dived right in after it. After only a few frozen and
frantic seconds, he came up with the stone firmly
ensconced in his trembling wet hands. With his mind on
nothing else at the time, he then sat down on the beach
for a moment to catch his breath and think of how stupid
and careless he had been lately. And then, just as he'd
done a hundred times before, he looked deep into the
Motherstone, the shinning black surface of which had
presently taken on a new shimmering dimension, as if the
watery baptism had suddenly and somehow brought forth
from the stone some new and different aspect it'd
previously lacked.
And as he held the
stone his cold and wet hands, as a mother might hold her
newly christened son over the holy fountain of
Salvation, Elmo noticed something very different about
it. It was rounder, it seemed, smoother to the touch;
and indeed, it felt lighter than ever before, at least
more than usual. And then, something strange happened to
the stone, something that hadn't happened since Elmo
found it on the mountain – It came alive! And it came
alive just like it did before when Colonel Rusty
'Red-Beard' Horn held it in his own murderous hands on
top of Mount Wainwright almost a year ago.
It happened just
like it did on back then. It was a miracle! First the
fine white lines appeared, cascading over the surface of
the black stone in steady rhythmic streams of motion,
horizontally, and then vertically. The lines grew
thicker, and brighter, as if competing with and crowding
one another for space on the curved radius of the cold
black slate. And then came the sounds. Indescribable and
inscrutable sounds, like...like music! But it wasn't
exactly music, at least not like any music Elmo had ever
heard, in church or anywhere else. It was better! Like
nothing the Harlie had heard since, since he first
witnessed the vital transformation on top of a mountain
of gold.
The lines faded
and the colors quickly followed, unfolding into a
spectrum of exploding lights, a rainbow of colors; and
it happened all in an instant, the blink of an eye, or
so it seemed. It was...Magic! The lights became sounds;
the sounds became words; and the words, they became
images, just as they did before. And then the stars came
out, one by one, growing in intensity and brightness.
Once again, the Universe was opening before Elmo's
raccoon eyes. He was soaring, just like an eagle it
seemed, high above the clouds, above sea and sky, in the
upper atmosphere of the ozone, in the hazy purple
twilight where Heaven and earth meet and become
practically indistinguishable from one another. It was a
place the dead Indian, Boy, certainly must have visited
on one of his many a celestial voyage through the
galaxy, Elmo could easily imagine; before the 'big
sleep' set in; a place where gods, devils, demi-gods and
angels stratospherically congregate when they're not too
busy making love and war.
And then the
descent began, slowly at first but with ever-increasing
velocity. Down and down he went, deeper into the vortex
as water down a drain, the sky revolving all about him
like a blue and white marbled shaft, a tornado, spinning
and waxing out of control in an ever downward trajectory
but growing larger and clearer with every quickening
revolution. If he wasn't so frightened just then, it
might have been wonderful. And then, out of nowhere it
seemed, the earth suddenly appeared. He could see trees,
but only the leafy green tops. And there was water off
in the distance; a river, perhaps. Life!
He was back on top
of the mountain again. But where was everyone? Where was
Homer? he began to wonder out loud, as if he had
expected to see the old man standing there on top of the
mountain, with his boots and badge, and his silly old
toothache, like he'd been waiting for him all along.
'Well... it's about time,' he all but expected to hear
just then. Instead, he saw many strange men, wearing
even stranger looking clothes, like those of the Redmen,
only longer; and they were all white. They were talking
to one another, but their voices were undistinguishable,
incoherent, and far away it seemed. And then they all
disappeared, and Elmo was left all alone.
He glanced down.
The stone was still there. It appeared white hot, like
the stuff the sun is made of; and yet, it didn't burn.
There were sparks everywhere, appearing as so many
blinking stars in the deep dark Heavens; or maybe, as
Elmo first thought, it was just the sun reflecting off
the wet surface of the stone. The sparks then turned
into fireflies that seemed to be hover about some inner
mounting flame that suddenly and somehow emerged from
the very the heart of the stone. They reminded the
Harlie of the night he spent with Homer under the moon
and stars, in the shadow of the mountain, when the old
man thought he was asleep. He remembered the firefly
with the wicked green glow, and he how it finally came
to its fiery death, devoured as it were by the flames of
the campfire. And then the fire went out.
From out of
nowhere, or so it seemed, a face appeared; not portrayed
on the hard wet surface of the stone, but rather from
deep within the mineral itself. At first, he thought the
face in the stone was merely a reflection of his own
image. He'd seen before under similar circumstances; but
never was it so clearly defined, which is why he knew in
an instant that the face didn't belong to him. The
image, if you could still call it that as it had
presently assumed the three dimensional aspects
associated with all other physical objects, was blurry
at first; distorted, as if impregnated with tiny grains
of sand that Elmo attempted to brush away with the tips
of his frozen fingers, but just couldn't. And then,
right before his eyes, as if sculptured by some unseen
hand, and in a matter of mere moments, the distinctive,
shapely, and unmistaken head of a woman materialized in
all its finely chiseled and feminine glory.
The face appeared
crystallized, as if frozen in time like a
multi-dimensional hologram, which Elmo was irresistibly
and inextricably drawn to. It was the face of a woman; a
face he'd seen once before but could not remember where,
or when. She had long delicate features and flowing red
hair that draped well over her shoulder like tongues of
orange flame. But what was most striking about her, were
her eyes. They were green, like those of a feral feline,
savagely beautiful, and wild. Yet, they were soft and
sorrowful, in a bewildering sort of way, and merciful.
They spoke to him; but not in so many words. It was more
like hearing a beautiful melody, the meaning of which is
better understood without words. They seemed to tell a
story, a tale of passion and woe, paradoxically shrouded
in mirth and melancholy. It was a pretty face, plain and
simple; but in a uniquely beautiful way. It was merely
the face of a woman.
It could've
belonged to any Creek woman, he imagined. It was that
white and fair. Her skin was smooth, too; not even a
blemish. She might've been an angel for all he could
tell, like the ones he once saw in a picture book in
Mrs. Skinner's parlor. Whoever she was, she was not from
Harley; that much he was sure of; although, it was
always possible that she might've been there at one time
or another. There were times, especially during the war,
when some of the good women of Creekwood Green would
brave the Iron Gates and assist their Harlie sisters
whose husbands were often taken away by confederate
officers, for logistical reasons, or simple ran away to
fight for their own freedom on the clandestine rails of
what was known at the time as the 'Underground Rail
Road', a vast, complicated, and sometimes deadly, system
of transporting runaway slaves, usually with the
assistance of evangelicals and other like-mined
abolitionists, through the swamps and backwoods of Dixie
and across the Mason-Dixon, where at least they had a
fighting chance for freedom. Elmo simply couldn't help
but feel that he'd seen the face before. And then, just
as he did on top of the mountain one day, the lights
went out, and so did he. In what seemed like a dream,
the raccoon found himself resting beside a cool stream
in the woods. All around him were tall leafy trees with
bright red bark, the color of rusty nails. He sat up in
the many blades of grass that came clear up to his knees
and could think of no other place he would rather be at
the moment.
Spying the idyllic
surroundings, he spotted a freckled face young boy
fishing in a nearby stream. He was sitting under an
apple tree and holding a long rod that angled far out
over the still blue water beyond. The boy couldn't have
been more than nine or ten years old, Elmo imagined, not
much older than his own little boy, Ralph. And he was so
quiet and still that the Harlie thought he might
actually be sleeping at the time, which, if fact, he
was, even as the pole played in his innocent young hand
with a catch, the rod suddenly bent and the line went
tight, making a clean crease across the surface of the
water. The boy did not so much as move.
Elmo stood up and
shouted out over the tall blades of grass, 'Hey! Look!
– You gots one, boy!'
Oblivious, or so
seemed, to any sudden movements, and taking no immediate
actions to the Harlie's vocal enthusiasms, the boy still
didn't answer. Not a single red hair on his head had
stirred.
By then the
excited raccoon was well on his feet and heading
straight for the creek to see just what the problem was,
or if there even was one. He still wasn't quite sure
what to make of the situation, and wondered if the boy
was indeed fast asleep, or just plain deaf and dumb.
Either way, Elmo thought he still might be able to
assist the boy, or at least give him some much-needed
instructions on creek‑fishing, something the Harlie had
learned from his Uncle Joe when he was just about the
same age. Poor lil' feller," he thought to himself,
don't even know hows to hold the pole. 'Tain't no way to
catch a damn fish!' he hollered.
The rod bent some
more, and nearly went under this time. "Hey!' the
raccoon shouted out again, much louder than before.
"Reel 'im in, boy! Quick! Don't let 'im get away now. I
say, reel 'im..."
Suddenly, and from
out of nowhere it seemed, there came a voice. "Stop," it
said, with no particular aim or direction. It was not a
particular loud voice, nor was there anything in its
vocal vibrations to suggest any real urgency or alarm,
other than the fact that it seemed to be everywhere,
ubiquitous and omnipresent at the same time.
"Stop!"
'There it go
again,' said the Harlie to no one but himself, looking
over the tall blades of grass as he drew closer to the
stream.
It was a man's
voice Elmo had heard; that much he was sure of. There
was a masculine quality about it; something children are
most aware of. It was earthy, resonant; and it didn't
seem to be very far away at all. But where? he wondered.
And to whom was it speaking?
It was a powerful
voice, too; one Elmo didn't particularly like at the
time. It was also intimidating, in a patronizing sort of
way that perhaps he should've been used to by now. It
was a voice that meant what it said and said what it
meant, and had to be reckoned with sooner or later. It
was a voice that meant business. But at the same time,
it was good and wholesome voice; and it did exactly what
it was suppose to, what it was meant to do all along: It
stopped the Harlie, dead in his raccoon tracks, just
like it would any other creature, mortal or immortal.
What else could he do? He had no other choice.
There, in a small
clearing somewhere off in the woods, stood a woodsman.
He looked tall and grim, and very old, but still very
strong. And he was holding in his hand a double‑bladed
axe, one edge of which was still wedging a small log
that was in the process of being split in two when the
incident occurred. He must've been working very hard
that day, thought the frozen Harlie, judging by the
amount of logs that were already split and piled up high
besides the old man in a great tall stack. There were
beads of perspiration covering the not only the old
man's furrowed gray forehead, but his entire neck and
chest as well, a single drop of sweat dangling
precipitously from the tip of his venerable old nose.
His wore long pants and no shirt, and his arms were as
thick as small tree trunks, the purple veins rising
visibly to the surface like confluent rivers branching
and meandering off in their own indiscriminate
directions. He also had a long beard that seemed to
match the steely white wool that covered so much of his
expanded chest. He was lean and muscular (for an old
man, that is) which gave him the appearance of someone
much younger, perhaps still in the prime of life. He
might've been a Creekman, thought the raccoon,
cautiously, of course, but he was too far away to tell.
And even if he was, it really didn't seem to matter. Not
as far as he was concerned. But there was something else
about this woodsman. Even from a distance, Elmo could
see that he was a man of authority, a man of reckoning,
a man probably made of the stuff lesser men were not.
And his voice was loud and clear, as he spoke out once
more: 'Be careful, son... and don't move'. He was, of
course, talking to his own son by then, the little boy
fishing in the stream.
At first, and for
whatever reason, Elmo thought that maybe the woodsman
was still talking to him, as he'd done only moment
before, only now in a more fatherly and less frightening
tone as he might've expected. But turning his attention
back to the stream, the wide-eyed raccoon noticed that
the boy was suddenly alerted by the sound of the old
man's voice, as well he should've been. And not only
that – he'd let go of the pole by then, and lost the
fish! It made the Harlie a little more than angry,
thinking that the boy should've paid more attention and
caught the fish by now, if he'd only listened to him,
instead of the old man, he sadly surmised.
But there was
something else, besides the benevolent voice of his own
father, that'd finally caught the boy's waking
attention, causing him not only to drop pole into the
water but stand at sudden and apprehensive attention.
The Harlie noticed it as well; for there, on the
opposite side of the creek, crouched in the shadow of a
tall evergreen, lurked a hungry lion ready to spring. It
was a big cat, with menacing green eyes, a slick silvery
coat, and a masculine mane that appeared to surround its
entire head in a yellow halo of hair. Its fangs were
long and sharp, like the twin white tusks as the
saber-toothed tiger. There was blood in the cat's
whiskers, as it hissed in the familiar feline sound
associated with that particular species. Its other teeth
appeared as two rows of very sharp knives, as pure and
white as virgin snow protruding from the dark red jaws
of the beast. The claws of the lion were exposed as
well, unsheathed as it were from their soft-mittened
housings, waiting for just the right moment to strike.
The sudden and
unexpected appearance of the dangerous mammal didn't
afford the Harlie much time to think about what to do
next, as it surely must've caught the youthful fisherman
off his guard as well. It looked first at the boy, who
was by now standing straight up and alert but not
necessarily afraid, and then back at the woodsman who
appeared calmly concerned, but from a much greater
distance.
The boy didn't
appear to perceive any immediate danger. For the time
being, he simply stood and stared curiously at the cat,
occasionally turned his gaze back to the woodsman, whom
Harlie had rightfully guessed by then to be boy's own
father. Neither of them appeared particularly worried at
the time, but the old woodsman was seriously and
genuinely concerned for the safety of his son, and it
showed. He'd seen the lion before; that much was
self-evident, even to a raccoon on the run. With his old
gray eyes firmly fixed on the lion's every movement, the
woodsman remained cool and calm.
By then, of
course, the big cat had stalked well within striking
distance of the boy and was well with range to attack.
It was easy for the Harlie to see, even in a dream, what
was about to happen next. And there was nothing he could
do about it. But the boy still didn't move, and the old
man kept his composure as if he'd rehearsed this scene a
thousand times before and already knew the outcome of
the play. He repeated his previous admonition: 'Don't
move, son'. And he said no more.
Apparently, and
for reason's the Harlie couldn't quite seem to
understand, the boy's father did nothing else to arrest
the dire and dangerous situations; in fact, it almost
appeared as though he would go right back to work,
spitting logs just as he'd been doing before the
potentially fatal incident took place. He certainly
didn't do what Elmo had expected him to do. But the
lion, the lion did exactly what it was expected to do,
what any carnivorous creature does in situations like
these. It only did what comes natural, what it was made
to do. It growled.
The boy turned his
head to the woodsman, and the back at the lion again. He
looked scared by then, as any little boy should under
such perilous circumstances. Something had to be done,
and fast. The Harlie felt a deep and sudden compassion
for the boy and, moreover, a growing and unabated anger
at the reluctant woodsmen for not doing what any good
father in his right mind and heart surely would've done
by now for in defense of someone he might've loved. And
for that reason alone, he decided to take matters into
his own raccoon hands. Elmo moved.
Then suddenly the
woodsman spoke out for a third time. Only this time he
did so in a slow, steady, and almost instructive tone
that sounded more like a father talking to his son what
to do rather than a direct command. And in his dream
this is what Elmo heard the woodsman say: 'Listen to me,
son, and listen very carefully. This is important. Now,
do exactly as I tell you, and nothing else. You hear?'
The boy gulped and
nodded.
But the lion was
listening too, or so it seemed, shaking its massive mane
from side to side, as if slightly confused at the
cautious words of the boy's father. It had seen this
wood-chopper before, and knew who He was. He was a great
hunter who'd stalked him in the past. His arrows were
long and sharp; they have pierced the lion's hide many
times, but never fatally – not yet. It was a hunt that'd
been going on now for over two thousand years; the game
was just as dangerous as it ever was, and the stakes
even higher. The lion growled and hissed, its venomous
fangs glistening in the morning sun, shooting daggers
into its paralyzed prey.
'Now, go in the
water...' the woodsman instructed next, a little more
sternly, his eyes forever fixed on his prey. 'Go ahead,
son. It's alright. I'm here,' he further coxed the boy,
'and walk in all the way into the water. And don't stop
until I tell you to; not even if it's over your head and
you can't feel the bottom anymore. Do you understand,
son?'
The boy opened his
mouth but, as it sometimes happens with little boy's
when they are suddenly overwhelmed with a certain dread
they can neither comprehend nor avoid, nothing came out.
He was speechless with fright by then, and quickly
became bewildered and distressed. He wanted to cry, but
was too scared. And so he did the only thing he could
do, what he was supposed to do all along; he listened to
his father and followed his instructions to the letter,
he went forward into the water, even as the lion made
ready to spring on the far side of the stream. It was
almost too easy, thought the Harlie, sadly, thinking for
sure that the wicked woodsman actually meant to
sacrifice his own flesh and blood in order to appease
the feline fiend from hell.
But the father
knew exactly what he was doing, which was more than Elmo
could ever imagine. He also knew what he was going
through the boy's head at that perilous and uncertain
moment. And so he spoke again: 'Don't worry, son. Just
do as I say and everything will be alright. I promise.
And don't come out until I say so. Go ahead now, boy. Go
ahead,' he quietly commanded. 'And don't be afraid'.
The boy was
hesitant at first. And no wonder! He wasn't even sure if
he could swim, having never tried it before, at least
not in water over his head. Besides that, the current in
the stream had suddenly picked up by then, and there
were now many rocks and other sharp objects in the
stream that only frightened him more. And so, he looked
to his father for assistance, re-assurance, hoping,
perhaps, that the old man would soon be coming running
over to help him at any moment, preferably with his axe.
But it just didn't happen that way.
All the while, the
Harlie kept his distance, thinking that it was really no
longer his business, and hoping for a quick and merciful
kill. He shuttered at the thought and tried to cover his
animal eyes, for there was little or nothing he could do
about it by then. This was between father and son. And
Elmo knew what it was like to be deserted in times of
trouble; it only made him pity the boy even more. But
the thought hadn't occurred to him, or the boy for that
matter, that at most the water in the stream was only
shoulder high at its deepest point; and that even for a
child, the prospect of drowning was extremely unlikely,
if not impossible.
And for the time
being the boy still wasn't in real and immediate danger,
not while that danger, the lion, that is, remained at a
respectable distance and his father was still close
enough by to rescue him, if he really wanted to. It is
an understandable fact, at least as far as little boys
are concerned, that if it can't reach you, it can't
touch you; and if it can't touch you, then it can't hurt
you. But that's why little boys are what they are:
little boys, and why they sometimes have to learn the
hard way if they are to learn at all, especially when it
comes to evil and dangerous things like lions. And still
the danger was far enough away as to not constitute an
eminent threat. As a matter of fact, it was also a
danger that hardly seemed worth the risk of drowning, or
even getting wet over. And from a practical standpoint,
it was a hazard that would only be nearer in proximity
to the boy if he did what his father was telling him to
do him to do, which was to into the water, rather than
run back to the woodsman, which was clearly still a
viable option at that point.
These and a myriad
of other notions passed through the raccoon's
conscientiousness as he lay sleeping on the beach that
day with the Motherstone still resting in his trembling
wet hands. It was almost as though he was reading the
boy's thoughts, like his mule would do to him on
occasion, and felt just as confused. It was almost as if
they were both thinking the same thing; as if it were
he, the Harley sharecropper and bean farmer was the one
in imminent peril and being asked to make the decision
rather than the woodsman's son. Would he choose
correctly? Would he go into the water, despite all he
knew by then, and regardless of the fatal outcome? Or
would he run, like the scared and frightened and lonely
raccoon that he'd become. What would the boy do? He
still didn't know.
Of course, the
possibility of actually drowning that day never really
existed at all. But the boy didn't know that; and
neither did the Harlie who was even more surprised at
what happened next. You see, the woodsman did
know what would happen all along. He always knew. You
might even say he was expecting it. He'd actually done
it many times before; but not always with the same
results, and not always with the same boy. But this one
knew what to do. And he did it! which was exactly what
his father had told him to do. He walked straight into
the water, a little hesitantly at first, but with a
growing confidence that made the crouching lion lick its
salivating lips in anticipation. With the water leveling
his shoulders by now, and his head bobbing on the
surface like bright red cork, the boy halted and stood
there until he heard otherwise. And then the woodsman
smiled from a distance, and almost appeared to laugh
right out loud. Whether the boy did what he did out of
fear of the lion or respect for his father didn't seem
to matter. He did it, and that's all there was to it. Of
course, if he'd done anything more, or less, the lion
would've had the upper hand, or paw that is, and surely
would've killed the boy by then.
But the raccoon
still didn't realize exactly what was going on, and he
wanted to scream: 'Run for your life, boy! Run!' He felt
for sure that the lion would take advantage of the
situation by attacking the boy in the shallow stream and
strike at once. After all, the water wasn't that
deep, even in the middle, or so it seemed. At worst, the
hungry cat would only get a cold bath, he further
imagined, and at best, a healthy young meal, which
apparently was all he really wanted anyway. Whether or
not the boy had realized this as well, and why he did
what he did, would remain a mystery to the raccoon for
some time to come. Elmo knew what he would've done under
similar circumstances – run like a raccoon! And that's
exactly what he did.
The last thing
Elmo remembered before waking up on the sandy shores of
the 'Great White Snake' was looking back and seeing the
boy smiling, and waving back to his father by the
woodpile with a big yellow fish in his hand. The lion
was gone by then, of course, and was nowhere to be seen.
The father simply waved back, laughed, and went right on
with his work as though nothing had happened, at least
not anything he hadn't expected to happen all along.
Sharp and
cunning is the raccoon, say the Indians, by whom he is
named Spotted Face. A crawfish one evening wandered
along a river bank, looking for something dead to feast
upon. A raccoon was also out looking for something to
eat. He spied the crawfish and formed a plan to catch
him.
He lay down on
the bank and feigned to be dead. By and by the crawfish
came near by. "Ho," he thought, "here is a feast indeed;
but is he really dead. I will go near and pinch him with
my claws and find out."
So he went near
and pinched the raccoon on the nose and then on his soft
paws. The raccoon never moved. The crawfish then pinched
him on the ribs and tickled him so that the raccoon
could hardly keep from laughing. The crawfish at last
left him. "The raccoon is surely dead," he thought. And
he hurried back to the crawfish village and reported his
find to the chief.
All the
villagers were called to go down to the feast. The chief
bade the warriors and young men to paint their faces and
dress in their gayest for a dance. So they marched in a
long line--first the warriors, with their weapons in
hand, then the women with their babies and children--to
the place where the raccoon lay. They formed a great
circle about him and danced, singing:
"We shall have a great feast
On the spotted-faced beast, with soft smooth paws:
He is dead!
He is dead!
We shall dance!
We shall have a good time;
We shall feast on his flesh."
But as they
danced, the raccoon suddenly sprang to his feet.
"Who is
that you say you are going to eat? He has a spotted
face, has he? He has soft, smooth paws, has he? I'll
break your ugly backs. I'll break your rough bones. I'll
crunch your ugly, rough paws." And he rushed among the
crawfish, killing them by scores. The crawfish warriors
fought bravely and the women ran screaming, all to no
purpose. They did not feast on the raccoon; the raccoon
feasted on them!
Chapter Ten
The Turtle and the Raccoon
(Another trick of the light)
BEFORE LEAVING THE OLD INDIAN CAMP, he burned down the cabin
and thus completed a job left unfinished. It was a sad
and melancholy moment, and one the Harlie would just as soon
forget. And so, with his suitcase firmly in hand, he
continued his journey by picking up the trail that
headed south along the western bank of the Redman River.
Once again, Elmo Cotton was a raccoon on the run.
More than once, he
looked back over his shoulder, thinking that someone
might still be following him. He was never completely
sure if he was alone, not since he'd first left home.
And just as he turned onto a dirt road that ran parallel
to the river, he thought he saw the tall stranger once
again, the demi-god. It looked like the same figure he'd
once seen in the bean fields and at the Harley Gates;
and then a third time not too long ago, on the other
side of the river. He was standing in the ashes of the
burnt cabin, appearing almost as if he were waiting for
someone. He'd be waiting for a long time, Elmo imagined.
"Go to hell" barked the raccoon as he turned tail and
headed straight for the river.
For the present,
the Harlie's destination was Old Port Fierce, the
harbor-town located southeast of Harley where the Redman
River emptied into the sea. It was named for Captain
Benjamin Fierce, the original commander of a fort that
once stood there during the war but no longer exists,
except for a few grave-markers where some dead soldiers
had been buried.
Old Port Fierce
was a busy place where the tall ships came in, either to
load and unload their cargo or simply rest after logging
many nautical miles at sea. It was a dry haven for
sailors, merchants, and other mariners that stayed in
town just long enough spend their hard-earned wages,
which, of course, never seemed to take very long.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending upon your point
of view, I suppose, most of their meager monetary gains
usually found its way into the pockets of saloon keepers
or the purses of prostitutes that thrived in the
northwest section of the old port city, especially along
Avenue 'D', not far from the inlet, in a place known
only as Shadytown.
With the exception
of a man-made reef jutting out into the sea, consisting
mostly of submerged concrete boulders, old scrap iron,
and a few shipwrecks, the broken masts and smokestacks
of which could easily be seen at low tide, the port
itself was chiefly a product of Nature. The jetty
stretched about hundred yards or so out into the bay,
strategically located for both commercial and military
convenience, occasional reinforced with other man-made
materials supplied by the merchants themselves. At one
time, the military had jurisdiction over the entire
territory and, to a certain extent, they still do. But
due to changing demographics and certain economic
factors that came about as a result of the war, much of
that had changed since then.
With the opening
of more lucrative ports along the Eastern seaboard that
were more accommodating to the larger vessels that
cruised the oceans with ever-expanding hulls and deeper
drafts, the old port had actually declined in the use it
was originally designed for, as did the rich and
diverse communities surrounding the port. And to make
matters worse, as far as the sea-merchants were
concerned, there was the new railway system to compete
with which was rapidly displacing the transport and
cargo ships of the merchant marines. Not only did these
so called 'Iron Horses' from the North prove to be more
profitable from an economical and operational
standpoint, but they were not subjected to pirates and
renegade privateers that still roamed that watery part
of the globe in search of booty, or whatever else they
could plunder. But even they were becoming part of a
distant and shadowy past, the skull and crossbones of
their Jolly-Rogers having lost since lost their famous
grin, replaced as of lately by military banners flown by
ironclad warships and the merchants who paid them to
keep them afloat.
For some, the war
never did end; and if they could no longer turn a profit
by supplying arms, smuggling slaves, running contraband,
or merely sinking or boarding enemy vessels – never mind
which flag might've flown over the doomed and desirable
ships – they would find some other way to make a living;
which of course, they did, never forgetting, however,
their salty roots and barbarous past. For the most part,
they simply traded in their crossed swords for six guns,
their longboats for horses, their Jolly Rogers for the
stars and stripes, and their gold for greenbacks. Hell!
they may have even shaved off their beards by now.
Instead of wreaking their own special brand of terror on
the high seas, these modern-day buccaneers simply turned
their spyglass and guns to stagecoaches and railway
cars, which, although not nearly as profitable as the
frigates and galleons they were accustomed to boarding,
with hulls packed full of guns and gold, were far easier
to negotiate, and seldom shot back. Some of these went
on to become famous politicians, statesmen, ambassadors,
lawyers, and other semi-legitimate professionals – even
bankers! What they used to steal they would now buy,
which, in some cases, was a whole lot cheaper, and
easier! Extortion was just another way of doing
business, on land as well as sea. There was something
old and traditional about it, something...Sicilian. Nobody
complained. No one dared. Some of the more notorious
businessmen tried to legitimize their nefarious
professions by giving a portion of their ill-gotten
profits to the poor, in the same spirit the marauding
Mongols would sometimes throw pennies to widows and
orphans they plucked from the pockets of their dead
husbands and fathers. Leopards seldom, if ever, change
their stripes; they never change their ways. For a
while, at least, the world was theirs for the taking, a
virtual cornucopia of un-taxes treasures; their own
ubiquitous and bountiful oyster bed, there for the
picking.
But Beneath their
altruistic masks and charitable endeavors, they were
still thief and pirate at heart. The sea was in their
blood; they were sons of sailors. And when they weren't
plowing the oceans, plundering other vessels, or killing
one another over English pounds, Spanish pieces of
eight, Ecuadorian doubloons, or good old plain silver
dollars, there was really no other place these seadogs
would rather be than old Port Fierce. It was place to
'drop an anchor, pull a cork, and dry some wood' as they
say in their own salty vernacular. And what better place
to do it than good ol' Port Fierce? Naturally, being
located so close to the ocean itself, and with a deep
enough harbor to accommodate the long and heavy draws of
their ever-increasing hulls, was only one of the port's
many advantages the captains and commodores of these
vessels were appreciative of, especially when a quick
and clean get-a-way was in order, which was known to
happen at the drop of a hat, a slip of the lip, or the
sound of a gun. But as the saying goes: 'Any port in a
storm'. And Old Port Fierce was just as good as any, I
suppose, maybe even better.
More than once,
Elmo thought about first going back to Harley before
continuing his uncertain sojourn, just to see if
circumstances might have had changed since he'd left, or
if anyone knew, or even cared, if he was still alive,
not least of all his own wife and child. He would have
to pass close enough by the 'Iron Gates' on his way down
south; it was simply unavoidable, unless, of course, he
chose to take a more westerly route, which would take
him into parts unknown and places, at least from what
he'd heard about them, he'd rather not be. But he
decided against both. It was just too risky. He was
still a fugitive and a raccoon on the run. Besides, he
couldn't face his wife; not yet, anyway. The time was
just not right; and besides, he was too ashamed. And
there was still a sheriff with Chinese eyes who, even at
that very moment, might be out there somewhere huntin'
'coon'. He decided to stay close to the river, the Great
white Snake, the one he knew so well.
A year had passed
since he'd first left home. He thought for sure there
was a bounty on his head by now, which, as far as the
Harlie was concerned, was just as good as a rope around
his neck. Elmo Cotton, the Harlie, had a date with the
Grasshopper; and he knew it; he just didn't know when,
and, from that point on, began wondering if he would
ever go home at all. The prospects did not look too
good. And so, he traveled south staying as far away from
Harley and Creekwood Green as possible, out of sight and
out of mind. If necessary he knew he could always make a
quick and clean get-a-way across the Redman River, the
Great White Snake, which was never more than a stone's
throw over his left shoulder. He intended to keep it
that way. Elmo didn't have a raft anymore – he'd burned
that as well, along with the cabin; but, unlike some
less fortunate land-locked animals, raccoons do know how
to swim; in fact they're very good at it, and can
actually drown a dog, if the canine is foolish enough to
follow a coon into the water. It was just something
else the raccoon had learned about himself, mostly from
the Indians, that he knew would eventually come in
handy. And it did.
The waters of the
Redman River were unusually low for that time of the
year, exposing the rocky contours that formed the
backbone of the Great White Snake, a term, by the
way, first coined by the Indians and later used by the
Creekman who lived there about to describe the rapid
flowing motion caused by the natural geographics and
hydrodynamic phenomenon otherwise known as 'the Rapids'
and forcing the water along at a much greater velocity
than it otherwise would when the river ran high. Looking
back to the east and over the rushing white hump of the
snake, he thought he could see smoke plumes rising up
over the Long Island in the vicinity of where the Redman
camp should be. The smoke was dark and ascended in large
ominous clouds, which, if his memory served him
correctly, meant only one thing: something bad had
occurred, something evil.
The raccoon's
first impulse was to run back to get a better view, and
perhaps even swim across the river to see what it was
all about; after all, he was still a demi-god, at least
in the eyes of those who could still appreciate it; but
calling to mind the evil High Priest and the
bear-skinned demi-god who may very well be the subject,
if not the source, of the smoke, concluded that maybe it
wouldn't be such a good idea after all. Besides, he
wasn't quite ready for a Second Coming; and neither were
they, he reckoned. But still, the Harlie found himself
drifting closer and closer to the water's edge, as if
drawn there by the same hydro-dynamic force, perhaps,
the same magnetic energy that was also driving him
closer to the sea itself. It was his destiny; that
watery part of the world he was so unfamiliar with. It's
where he had to go. The stone had told him so; and so
did the sailin' shoes.
As previously
alluded to, Elmo cotton had only recently learned how to
swim; and ever since the Motherstone suddenly sprang
back to life on the bank of the river, the fear of
drowning was always on his mind. He couldn't imagine a
more helpless and horrible way to die. It frightened him
to n o end. The dreams he'd been having recently and the
incident with the bear might've had something to do with
his newly acquired hydrophobia; it certainly didn't help
matter. Not to mention the fact that not too long ago
he'd once almost drowned, in little more than two feet
of water, deep inside a hungry mountain. He clearly
recalled the little boy fishing by the stream, along
with the lion and the woodsman, and shuttered to think
what might've happened if the boy hadn't listened to his
father. And then there was the stone, and all its watery
images. He could still vividly see the face of the woman
with the red hair and green eyes. But it was more than a
face. It was real. More real than anything else,
perhaps.
At length, the
raccoon came to a place along the sandy slopes of the
river where there stood a tall log cabin alone in the
wilderness. It was not at all like the cabin he'd found
earlier in the woods, the one he'd destroyed. For one
thing, this one was occupied, as clearly evinced by the
smoke emanating from a tall brick chimney attached to
the north side of the cabin. It also appeared well kept
and very clean. There were even curtains in the
windows. He kept far enough away from the structure so
as not to be noticed; but not so far that he couldn't
hear the sweet sound of the woman within. She was
singing, it seemed; the melody coming from an opened
window that looked like it might've been made of stained
glass, the kind he'd seen inside a big church in
Creekwood Green that Homer had once taken him to. Among
other verses, this is what the raccoon on the run heard
that day:
"A sailor's like is like the sea
That rolls in with the tide
It comes and goes, then fades away.
But never really dies..."
The sound
immediately put the raccoon at ease, even though he was
very suspicious, and the words made him wonder. It was
sad song, something about a sailor... Maybe the woman's
husband, he imagined. Did he die? At sea, perhaps? It
was hard to tell. The words were too vague; the song,
unfinished. The woman's voice reminded him of the way
Nadine would sing while mending socks or pumping a churn
back home in Harley, especially on such a bright and
sunny morning as this one. It was a good sound, he
reckoned, something he hadn't heard in quite some time.
Not far from the
cabin Elmo spotted a young boy standing near the water's
edge. He was skipping flat stones across the glassy
surface of the water. The water was calm that day, and
the Harlie counted nine skips from one stone alone. It
was a good throw, and a lucky number at that! The boy
appeared to be about the same age as Lil' Ralph, which
only left the Harlie feeling more homesick than ever. He
wondered what his son was doing just then. Probably
banging on an old copper kettle with a long wooden
spoon, he imagined, and driving is poor mother crazy.
Except for his
Indian acquaintances, he hadn't spoken to another human
being in over a year, and was surprised at just how
quickly the time had passed; it didn't seem like all
that long ago. After being alone in the woods for so
long, Elmo thought he might have a word with the woman,
or perhaps just say hello to the boy who looked like he
could use a little male companionship, even it was just
a Harlie. Actually, he just wanted someone to talk to –
anyone! And it didn't matter who. But these were
Creekfolk, reckoned the raccoon, instinctively; and
recalling prejudices of the past, a whip across his
back, and a sheriff who had a thing for hunting coon, he
thought that maybe it would be in his best interest to
keep his distance, for a while at least.
Still, he wanted
to talk to someone, even though he wasn't quite sure
what it was he would actually say. By now his hair and
whiskers had grown long and wild; he doubted that even
his own wife would recognize him. He was still dressed
in his blue overalls, which were very old and dirty by
now, in some places as thin as skin. He felt ashamed,
embarrassed. And he really didn't want to frighten
anyone, especially not a little boy who probably had
never even seen a Harlie like him before. Of course, he
was still a fugitive from justice, and very much a
raccoon on the run. He waved to the boy by the water's
edge. With stone in his hand, the boy smile and waved
back, his face was freckled by the sun. And just as he
turned to walk away, Elmo could hear the woman calling
the boy home for supper: "Jim-Bob! Jim-Bob Moses! Time
to eat!" she shouted in the way mothers often do.
The boy didn't
appear to hear her calling him home that day. Or maybe
he just wasn't listening, Elmo speculated, having
witnessed such behavior from his own son from time to
time under similar self-absorbed circumstances. As he
rounded a bend in the river, he could hear woman's voice
cry out once more: "James Robert Moses! You get in here
right this minute! You hear? Supper's almost ready!" And
when Elmo turned his attention back to the boy, he was
gone – just like Lil' Ralph.
* * *
TO
PASS THE TIME OF DAY, the raccoon on the run and former demi-god
skipped a few stones of his own across the tranquil back
of the Great White Snake as he strolled along its
serpentine banks. In his own meandering mind, the Harlie
pictured all kinds of boats sailing up and down the deep
blue channel of the river that day and into the old port
city where he knew his destiny to lie. Beyond that, he
imagined – Who knows? He had never been this far south
before, except for one time when Joe Cotton took him to
Old Port Fierce to visit distant some relatives who
lived there at the time; but that was so long ago he
could barely recall their names, or faces. All he
remembered what that it was smelly and crowded, just
like his uncle said it would be; and noisy, too: 'The
hum of the hive!' is how an old man once described it to
his eager young nephew at the time.
Walking
along the river bank that day with suitcase in his hand,
Elmo decided once and for all he would go to Old Port
Fierce; and from there...well, he would have to just wait
and see. His first destination, of course, would be
Shadytown where he hoped to find the man they called the
Miracle-Maker, who he still wasn't sure even existed.
And where would he look? Would he even recognize him?
All he had to go on was what his uncle had told him,
"...it's in a choich, son, on Avenue 'D', in a place
called Shadytown. They calls him the Miracle-Maker. At
least it was a start. He reached inside his pants leg
and ran his fingers over the serrated edge of his Bowie
knife. This time it would be different, he said to
himself, remembering what happened that day on the
mountain. This time there would be no doubt, no
hesitation, and no fear. They would both know who the
murdered is this time.
And then, just
like the stone had told him in so many, he would take
to...to the sea. All signs pointed him in the same watery
direction. It was his true North, no matter where the
compass needle rested. It all began to make sense: the
Motherstone, the 'sailin' shoes, the boy fishing in the
stream; and now, the river in all its awakening glory!
Beckoning more clearly and loudly than ever. Water was
his future, his hope and salvation. In the romantic
words of the mariner: 'Take almost any path you please,
and ten to one it carries you down into a dale, and
leaves you there by a pool in the stream. There is magic
in it....' Not unlike wretched Jonah who once upon a time
set out on his own fantastic voyage across the
Mediterranean Sea (no less in size, perhaps, than the
vast Pacific itself in the eyes of more ancient mariners
who first went down to the sea in ships with lateen
sails) to escape God's unrelenting pursuit, all the way
to the pillars of Hercules if that's what it took! so
too would the rambling raccoon flee his own mortal
persecutors, hopefully with more favorable results, or
at least without being drawn up like an anchor and cast
into the belly of some wayward whale who was after all,
simply doing the Almighty's bidding. Would the Harlie
share a similar fate as the reluctant prophet? He could
say. But he would first have to find a ship, bigger
perhaps than the ones he'd seen floating up and down the
river that day, to affect such a bold undertaking, and
one that wasn't too particular about its passengers. His
ambitions ran deeper than that, as deep and dark as the
mysterious ocean itself, and just as dangerous. But
those kinds of ambition are expensive, and would cost
the Harlie more than he could presently afford. It
seemed that no matter where he went, or how far he
traveled, money was always at the root of his problems.
Some things just never change, I suppose.
With little or no
capital to speak of, and no particular skills, other
than bean farming which he really wasn't very good at
anyway, that might be easier said than done. He knew he
would eventually have to earn some money to pay his
fare, if indeed he ever got that far. Life in the city
would be very different from what he'd been accustomed
to; and despite what he'd heard regarding Cornelius G.
Wainwright III and his doomed expedition, Elmo Cotton,
perhaps better than anyone: there was no such thing as a
free lunch, a free ride, or a free anything for that
matter. Everyone pays... one way or another. That's just
the way it was, in Harley or anywhere else, even in Old
Port Fierce. He would just have to make some money. But
how? He wasn't very good at farming, or mining. Hell! He
wasn't even much of a Combobulator. And having survived
in the wild for so long, he'd even forgotten how to
cook, preferring his meat raw by now, like any other
animal, having discovered early on that it was not only
tastier that way, but more nourishing as well, when
prepared in its natural un-eviscerated state. Still,
there must be something he could do....
He'd heard of men
who were known to hide away on the ships – 'Stowaways,'
his uncle once called them, with a certain amount of
disdain in his froggy old voice for these floating
freeloaders. Hobos of the sea!' was another colorful
expression often applied to these nautical nomads who,
for whatever risky reason, abandoned the iron rails and
boxcars they'd grown so accustomed to, in exchange for
the cramped quarters of a leaky vessel and a boundless
blue sea. 'And they coitinly ain't no gentlemen!' he
recalled his uncle saying at the time, as if he'd
personally run across one or two of these 'stowaways' in
some previous existence. They were actually lazy and
evil men who would slit a captain's throat, if you gave
them half a chance, or at least a bottle of rum, and
then plant the knife on you. Becoming one of these
'stowaways' was something Elmo's never considered and
dreaded more than ever; but it might be his only ticket
after all. And he was more determined than ever to get
on board one of the ships once he reached Old Port
Fierce. That was the plan, for now anyway; and he was
sticking to it. And he didn't care how long it took,
either; of course, he would much rather prefer it to be
sooner, rather than later.
The very next day,
lady luck would shine her fleeting face down upon the
Harlie for the first time in a very long time. Nearing
the southern border of Creekwood Green, where the
serpentine river began its slow and widening journey
back into the sea, the raccoon spied a small wagon
traveling south along the sandy right-of-way. Assuming
there was a bounty on his head by then, he quickly
concealed himself behind a tall earthen berm rising up
like a rampart from the ground along the edge of the
river.
The wagon, which
appeared freshly painted yellow and red, was being drawn
by a single horse that not only looked both worn and
weary but was obviously too small for the burden it bore
that day, which was to pull a full wagonload perhaps ten
times the poor creature's own weight. It was a cargo
consisting of so many burlap bags carelessly piled high
atop one another in such a haphazard fashion that it was
a wonder they hadn't fallen off the wagon by then. It
was even more of a wonder the little wagon was able to
move at all, thought the Harlie from behind the loamy
berm. Indeed, it was a comical sight, if not so pitiful,
and one that, under any other circumstances, would have
made him laugh right out loud. But there was something
else...
The man driving
the wagon looked vaguely familiar. He appeared not
unlike the Harlie himself, only much darker and a whole
lot heavier. At first glance it would appear to be just
another dirt farmer on his way to the harbor with a
wagonload of produce. But if that farmer just happened
to be coming from Harley, then he was sure to recognize
Elmo Cotton, which, needless-to-say, was the last thing
the raccoon on the run wanted to happen that day, or any
other day for that matter. He also noticed, almost
immediately, that not a few of the burlap sacks had
somehow burst open, scattering the precious produce into
the sandy soil below. Oblivious, or so it seemed, to his
'leaky' condition, the driver of the vehicle never even
noticed; nor did he once look back to see the trail he'd
left behind, all the way to Harley perhaps, presently
being fed on by hoards of hungry seagulls as far back as
the eye could see. They were beans, of course; and not
just any beans – they were Harley beans! Elmo could
smell them a mile away. No other bean gave off such a
unique and odorous scent; and, unlike other beans grown
in and around that region, Harley beans grew all year
round, yielding two generous crops – one harvested in
the autumn; the other, although in a much lesser yield,
the springtime Apparently, the beans on the back of this
particular wagon were of the latter variety, and on
their way market... well, most of them anyway. And the
fact that they were Harley beans could mean only
one thing: the driver of the wagon was also from Harley.
For the time being, the raccoon kept his presence
unknown, as well as his distance. It could be someone he
knew; but then again, it could be someone who knew him
as well, and therefore someone who could easily identify
him; and for a raccoon on the run, that could be
extremely dangerous. But still, he had a long way to go,
and the thought of hitching a ride on the back of a
wagon, even a slow moving and leaky one with a fat
dim-witted driver, became more and more than appealing.
He would just have to wait and see.
It was not all
that unusual for bean farmers to make the long and
arduous journey into Old Port Fierce that time of year;
but neither was it very likely. Typically, the merchants
would make the transactions in Harley and, being
distrustful of everyone in general, supply their own
transportation for the precious and perishable produce.
It was also a way making an additional profit by
deducting the cost of transporting the beans to their
final destination from the price they would eventually
pay for them. It was a common practice at the time, and
one the merchants tried not to take unfair advantage of,
even though they certainly could have considering the
circumstances; and besides, the Harlie's often had no
other choice. Business is business; and sometimes you do
what you have to do, in Harley or anywhere else. Only a
few Harlies actually owned a wagon, and Elmo was never
one of them. They would make the long journey down to
Old Port Fierce themselves, despite the ever-present
dangers they faced on the long and winding road which
only seemed to increase the closer they got to the port
city by the bay. Highway robbery was more than just an
expression, it was a reality; almost a way of life!
according to not a few of local pedestrians who knew the
area better than others. Muggings were also not
uncommon. And it seems that Harlies in general, and
especially after the war, became the prime target of
such criminal enterprises. And more often than not the
only ones in authority who were in a position to either
stop of mitigate the illegal activity, simply chose to
look the other way, like the police for instance.
Apparently, the
farmer Elmo had spied on the road that day was one of
the lucky ones. For not only did this one own his own
wagon, but a horse as well! Although the poor animal,
having to pull such a tremendous load let alone the fat
man holding the reins, was perhaps not so lucky. Unlike
the denim-clad raccoon, the driver of the particular
vehicle was conspicuously dressed in plain black
trousers, a patched brown shirt that rode up his back
like the checkered shell of turtle, and a conspicuous
smile on his fat round face, so permanently fixed,
observed the Harlie, that not even Lester Cox with all
his mortuary magic would be hard pressed to remove; not
that he would ever want to, of course; but the challenge
alone would certainly be appealing to a man of such
anatomical skills. The driver's clothes seemed to
accommodate his broad brown frame while complimenting
the brightly painted wagon. Elmo also noticed, from a
comfortable and reassuring distance, that the driver of
the wagon also appeared to be wearing shoes, which only
added to the raccoons suspicions, since not too many
Harlies, except for maybe Ike Armstrong and a few of the
other wealthy landlords, owned, or even wore shoes;
footwear, of any kind, being considered somewhat of a
luxury reserved for those who could afford them.
Climbing over the
berm and finding temporary refuge behind the manifold
trunk of a ficus tree, the raccoon came in for a better
look. Once in the immediate proximity of the slow moving
wagon and upon closer examination of its leaky contents,
not to mention the fat man on the buckboard, Elmo
recognized the farmer almost immediately as none other
than his old friend and neighbor, Mister Sherman Dixon.
Like most farmers from Harley, Mister Dixon was just
another sharecropper on Isaiah Armstrong's farm, not
unlike Elmo himself, before he became a raccoon on the
run, that is, who was on his way to the market with a
wagonload of freshly picked Harley beans, which was
something Elmo should've been doing himself by now, if
he had a horse and a wagon, instead of standing behind a
ficus tree and spying on his best friend and neighbor
like some goddamn fool. Well, at least it wasn't the
sheriff, he thought with a long sigh of relief, guarding
against all possibilities and willing to rule nothing
out when it came to protecting his anonymity, as well as
his life.
The painted wagon
came to a sudden and abrupt halt as Elmo emerged from
behind the sheltering tree like scarecrow in search of a
pole. He approached the wagon with a nervous wave and a
smile, not knowing for certain how he might be greeted
in return under the circumstances, or if he would be
greeted at all. He wasn't quite sure if he was doing the
right thing at the time, considering Mrs. Dixon and Mrs.
Cotton talked to one another on a regular basis, not to
mention the fact that Sherman Dixon simply couldn't keep
a secret if his life or money depended on it. But he was
so weary from walking all day, and so starved for
company, that a ride with an old friend appeared to be
just the thing Elmo needed to boost his dwindling
spirits. It was a risk he was willing to take. "Howdy,
Sherman," he said, as if he'd spoken to him only
yesterday.
Without
immediately recognizing his old Harley acquaintance,
Mister Dixon looked somewhat surprised and,
understandably, a little uneasy at first. He'd run into
trouble on the road before and was suspicious of just
about everyone, especially strangers, whether they knew
his name or not. "Who dat?" he demanded to know in an
usually high-pitched voice that some would come to say
sounded suspiciously like that of a woman at times.
Elmo lowered his
head, as if he was either too afraid or ashamed to say
anything else. "It's just me, Sherman," he finally
admitted, stirring the sandy soil with his bare toes, "–
Elmo."
The unexpected
event of meeting another Harlie on the road, especially
so far from home, gave Mister Dixon further pause for
concern. The voice, he thought, sounded familiar; but
still, he didn't recognize the man behind the voice, or
the beard. And even if he did, it would only have made
him that much more suspicious; for he hadn't actually
seen his good friend and neighbor in many months and
still wasn't sure if he remembered what he looked like.
"How do I knows that?" he questioned the bearded man
before him with a long hard stare, his previous smile
having long since fled from his otherwise cheerful
cheeks.
It was the first
human voice Elmo had heard in a long time; and it
sounded not unlike like his own. It was a good sound,
too; a familiar sound; like the sound of a dog's tail
slapping the tiles on the kitchen floor late at night,
or a woman singing in the kitchen. It just felt right,
like slipping into an old pair of slippers, he imagined,
even though he had never owned a pair of slippers,
except for the sailin' shoes inside his suitcase which
he never wore anyway. "Know what?" the raccoon wondered
out loud, arching an eyebrow, not a little offended at
the sudden inquisition. It just wasn't like Sherman to
be so unfriendly. It was downright... un-Harleyish! And
Elmo had a good mind to tell him so. But then, after a
much needed pause of self-examination, Elmo suddenly
came to the realization that it was not Sherman's fault
for the present state the ambiguity, but rather his own.
Why, his own wife wouldn't have recognized him, he had
to admit while wiping his face and running his hand
though the long dirty locks on top of his head so that
he looked a little more like the man Sherman Dixon once
called neighbor and friend. He even managed to smile
through a year's growth of beard, which may have also
added to the fat farmer's uncertainty.
After rubbing his
eyes, tilting his head this way and that, and leaning
backwards a time or two just to make sure he wasn't
seeing things, Sherman Dixon finally realized who it was
he was actually talking to. The famous smile slowly
returned to the fat man's face, along with a very
distinctive laugh that could only have come from the
soiled lungs of a Harley bean farmer. It was loud,
clear, and it was that real! "Well, I'll be... You sho'
could'a fooled me, Mister Cotton!" declared the driver
of the wagon between two perfect rows of pearly white
teeth and sudden fits of laughter. "Didn't rec'nize you
at first, Elmo... but I must confess right 'chere and now,
those overalls do look mighty familiar. Yes, sir –
mighty familiar! And they smells familiar, too!"
"They's the only
ones I got," reminded Elmo.
Then, suspiciously
eyeing the brown luggage hanging from the Harlies
unusually thin arm, the driver further inquired, "Say,
what you got there, Mister Cotton... Lunch?" Although it
was totally unnecessary, the fat man from Harley would
always address his male acquaintances by their last
name, preceded by the tile of 'Mister', even if they
were old and familiar acquaintances like Elmo Cotton. It
was just the way he was brought up; something his momma
taught him. Some things just never changed; and thank
God for that.
Attempting to
avoid a subject he was sure would come up sooner or
later anyway, Elmo sheepishly replied, "No...It's just a
suitcase, Sherman. That's all." He then instinctively
tried to hide the bag between his raccoon legs.
Sherman had seen
the suitcase before. "That belong to Joe Cotton," he
noted, having been at the funeral the day Elmo received
it, along with some other inheritances, including the
old man's pipe collection and some old shoes and Joe
Cotton's favorite rocking chair which had somehow
disappeared the day after Joe Cotton was buried, "That
be his bag," repeated the fat man, "Ain't it?"
"Well, it's mines
now," returned the raccoon, a little suspiciously.
"And the shoes,
too?"
"They're inside.
Never did fit me no-how."
"Well, I guess ol'
Joe won't be a'needin' them no mo'. That's fo' dang
sure," smiled the fat man. "Not unless they wears shoes
in Heaven."
"I wouldn't know
'bout that, Sherman."
"Now if he goes
to that other place... you know? Ooooweee!" cried the
driver, like he just stepped on the devil's red hot
tail. "Now I knows they has to wear shoes down there.
All that fire and ash. Hum, hum..."
Elmo laughed, but
with traces of sadness in his voice, the way they
sometimes do in Harley. He knew Sherman only meant well
when he spoke of his deceased uncle that way. And he
also knew he'd made the right decision. "I's sure glad
to see you, Mister Dixon. I surely am."
The farmer was
pleased as well, and was just as surprised to see his
good friend and neighbor, if not more so. But he was
still just a little bit concerned. "Say, where you been,
Elmo? Folks been a'lookin' for you," he stated as a
matter of fact after the initial shock of the reunion
quickly turned into the casual conversation they were
both more accustomed to. Nodding his head beneath a
carpet of tiny black springs, Sherman cautioned his
neighbor, "Folks s'been axin' (which was just a
Harleyism for the word 'asking') 'bout you. Sheriff's
been comin' 'round, too, you know."
"His name is
Mister Townsend," reminded the raccoon, "John Townsend."
"Gots them funny
lookin' eyes, like... like..."
"Like a
China-man," Elmo assisted.
"That's him,
Mister Cotton!"Sho' am mighty peculiar. He be axin' lots
of questions, too; mostly 'bout coon huntin'...or sumpin'
like that there. Don't be comin' 'round as much as he
used to tho'," noted Sherman in a more relaxing tone,
"Not since you up and left, that is. 'Spect he still be
lookin' for you. Lots of folks s' been lookin' for you,
Elmo, or so I's been told. All this talk 'bout you and
Mister Homer goin' off with some Creekmens. And then
sumpin' 'bout findin' a dead man up in them there hills.
And they say..." And here the farmer became understandably
silent
Elmo scratched his
head. "They say I killed him. Ain't that right,
Sherman?"
Pausing a moment
to catch his breath, Sherman continued. "Folks say lots
of things, Mister Cotton, foolish things. But that don't
mean..." He was obviously having trouble speaking his
mind, chiefly on account of Elmo's unfamiliar
appearance, but mostly because he was still a little
confused. Never-the-less, he knew what he wanted to say,
and said it: "It don't mean a thing, Mister Cotton. Not
a thing."
For reasons he
decided to keep to himself, Elmo tried to look surprised
and unconcerned at the same time. It wasn't an easy
thing to do, especially for someone who had been alone
for so long and in no need for such pretensions; and
besides, he could already feel the duplicitous horns
sprouting once more from his furry head. Then he tried
to pretend that he just didn't care, which he found even
more difficult. But he knew he'd have to do some
explaining sooner or later, if he expected a ride.
Harlies are just funny like that. They like to know whom
they're sharing their wagon with, as well as their meals
and beds, even if they are old friends and neighbors;
and they don't like being asked a lot of foolish
questions either. Sherman Dixon was no different in that
regard, only a little more friendly about it, especially
when there was food involved and he was on the receiving
end. Elmo thought it best to play dumb and get as much
information from his cautious neighbor before willingly
supplying any of his own. But he knew he would have to
be subtle about it. Harlie's don't like being played
that way; and they certainly don't like being used. They
had been used for such a long time, like old dish towel;
and you can only use a towel for so long, before it
stops being a towel and becomes a rag. And then all you
can do is toss it away.
Among other
things, Sherman was also a well-known gossip and
tattle-tale (although he would never admit to such
scandalous accusations) but he was never malicious about
it and never once intentionally set out to hurt anyone.
He was also curious about things going on in and around
Harley, and always seemed to know what people were
saying and thinking at any given moment and on almost
any subject. Naturally, most of Sherman's information
came from Mister Lester Cox, the Creekwood Coroner and
undertaker-at-large, who would occasionally employ the
services of the fat brown turtle and his painted wagon
whenever an extra hand, or a hearse, was needed; or if
he just wanted the company and needed someone to talk
to. Even undertakers have their melancholy moments, I
suppose, perhaps more than most. He always paid the
farmer well for his services; once with a custom made,
super-deluxe, hand-carved, double-wide, silk-lined,
cedar coffin with brass handles and mother-of-pearl
inlay, specifically designed to accommodate the fat
man's well proportioned dimensions; whenever, that is,
he was ready to make use of it... with the standard money
back guarantee, of course. It was a generous offer, but
one the fat man seldom made mention of, and hoped he
wouldn't have to make use of for a very long time.
Elmo had been gone
for so long by then that news, any news, from home would
have been welcomed; even if it were the kind of news he
would rather not hear. At that point, even gossip was
golden. And knowing his neighbor the way he did, Elmo
knew he'd struck the mother-load! When it came to
finding out the news of the day, the week, or for that
matter, the entire year, there was no better source than
Mister Sherman Warren Dixon. "What else they sayin'
about me, Sherman?" asked the Harlie, coolly, as if he
still didn't care.
"Ohhhhh, just the
usual," said the driver, as if it really didn't matter.
"But don't pay them no mind, Mister Cotton. You know how
folks is. They's just nosey-bodies... like ol' Ike. Most
folks just wants to wants to know when you is comin'
home, Elmo. That's all. Say, when is you comin' home,
anyway? If'in' you don't minds me axin'."
"I do mind," said
the Harlie, perhaps a little more harshly than he really
meant to, or should have. "I mean...That is...I just don't
know," he retreated.
Sensing a certain
amount of anxiety in his neighbor's response, and the
mixed messages it seemed to be conveying, Sherman
insisted, "Don't worry, Mister Cotton. Ain't nobody say
nothin'. Not me, anyway. No sir! Not Ol' Sherm. Mum's
the word. And I ain't a'gonna say no mo' about it. Not
me. Not another word. You knows me, Elmo. Theys can
string me up on the Redstone Tree, and I don't talk. And
I don't be axin' no foolish questions, either. Humph!"
And at that point,
the raccoon almost believed him.
"Now, tell me,
Mister Cotton," the turtle winked and whispered in the
strictest confidence, "when is you comin' home?"
With a hint of
sarcasm that probably wasn't necessary, but
never-the-less did not go entirely un-noticed by his
potential driver, Elmo replied in the usual manner
Sherman was so accustomed to by now: "When folks stop
axin' foolish questions – That's when!" Then he smiled
and winked right back as if to say, "...But that don't
nes'cerily mean you, Sherman."
Mister Dixon
smiled back, the way friends often do in awkward
situations, and decided to just drop the subject. "I
ain't said nothin'."
"All right, then.
You did the right thing, Sherman." But he somehow
thought that he owed the friendly farmer an explanation.
And besides, he still needed a ride. "I don't know how
to explain this..." he began.
Before Elmo could
go any further, and feeling a little ashamed of himself
for having greeted his neighbor with such gloomy news
from back home, Mister Dixon leaned down from his wooden
perch and whispered in confidence once more, "I know.
It's a secret. That's it... Ain't it, Mister Cotton? It's
a secret."
In his own
innocent and ignorant way, Sherman was right – it was a
secret; and the sly raccoon was beginning to think that
he might just use that to his own advantage in not only
explaining the ambiguity surrounding his unexplainable
disappearance but also in obtaining what he really
wanted in the first place – a ride, and without sounding
too presumptuous about it. And so, putting a finger to
his raccoon lips in a silencing gesture, Elmo Cotton
quietly cautioned his good friend and neighbor: "Can't
talk now, Sherman. Not there. It ain't safe. Too many..."
He then darted his eyes in one direction and then
another, as if someone was indeed spying on them at that
very moment, just for effect. "They could be anywhere,"
he further suggested without necessarily revealing the
source of his anxiety which, considering the
circumstances, was not altogether unfounded. "You never
know... You know?"
The smile quickly
flew from his farmer's fat friendly face as he nervously
glanced over his left shoulder, just as Elmo expected,
to see if anyone was indeed watching, or listening at
the time. He then lowered his voice even more. "You
reckon, Mister Cotton?" he quietly asked.
"I reckon," nodded
the raccoon, feeling just a little bit guilty of taking
advantage of the farmer's gullible nature, and in such a
beguiling sort of way. He was still hoping for a fast
and free ride, and with no questions asked – if in fact
that were at all possible in Mister Dixon's wagon. He
knew he was asking for a lot. But that's what friends
are for, he imagined; they're supposed to be there when
you really need them, whether they like it or not.
"Never know who might be listenin'," he further
admonished.
And then, as if
the trees had suddenly sprouted ears, and rocks grew
eyes, the driver leaned down from his wagon, looked here
and there, and nervously whispered back, "It's them
Creek people... Ain't it? You would think they would leave
us Harlies be by now. Humph! Ain't none of their
business what we's doin' no-how. Where've you been
anyhow, Mister Cotton?" he asked for a second time that
day, reconsidering the sudden seriousness of the
situation. "You know, your farm ain't been lookin' too
good. S'been almost a year now. Is you in some kind of
trouble, Elmo?"
"Best not talk
around here, Sherman. Not right now anyway. Say, how
'bout a ride?" he further suggested, as if the idea had
only just then occurred to him, "My feets...they's barkin'
at me!" he sorely added, digging his toes deeper into
the sandy soil just to make it stick.
"Sure thing,
Mister Cotton," returned Sherman, resuming his natural
smile, but still somewhat confused over the Harlie's
secretiveness. "But why didn't you just say so in the
first place?"
"Well... You see,
S-Sherman," Elmo began to stutter, wishing by now he'd
simply told this neighbor the truth to begin with,
which, knowing Mister Dixon the way he did, was going to
happen anyway.
"And that's
another thing," snapped the turtle, glancing at the
suitcase hanging conspicuously behind the raccoon's back
by then. "If yo' feets is hurtin' that bad, as much as
you say they is, then why don't you just put on them
ol' shoes you has inside the suitcase? The ones yo'
uncle Joe done left you. Now, I ain't none too smart,
Mister Cotton, and I ain't one to go a'pryin', but I
reckon them shoes might work a whole lot better if you
puts 'em on yo' feet, where theys belong."
Elmo silently
agreed, thinking now that he might be better served just
walking the rest of the way to Old Port Fierce as were
his original intentions. But the shoes still didn't fit,
and he was too ashamed to admit it. Besides, his feet
really didn't hurt that bad, the soles of which
had grown so thick and calloused by now that he hardly
even noticed them anymore. All he really wanted was a
ride, and maybe just to change the subject. The last
thing he wanted to do, however, was to open the suitcase
for fear that anyone, including his best friend and
neighbor, should see what he was really hiding inside.
Earlier that day, Elmo had removed the stone from the
top pocket of his faded overalls and placed it inside
the suitcase where he thought it would be less
conspicuous. "They calls 'em sailin' shoes," was all he
said, and left it at that. .
"Now look'ye here,
Mister Cotton," Sherman tried to explain, "I done heard
of workin' shoes. I done heard of travelin' shoes. And I
sure done heard of them ol' walkin' shoes. But if you
don't mind me sayin' so, Mister Cotton, I ain't never
heard of no... what's that you calls 'em – sailin'
shoes?"
Recalling an
earlier commitment he'd made to himself not to reveal
any more about his current situation than necessary, the
raccoon barked right back, "That's right, Sherman! You
never did hear of them. Not from me, anyway. And just
try to remember that. You hear?"
The turtle
replied, "Just axin', Mister Cotton – That's all,"
cranking in his telescopic head an inch or two back into
his hard brown shell.
It was the second
time Elmo had admonished his good friend and neighbor
that day, rather crossly he now thought; and he feeling
ashamed of himself. They had known each other ever since
they were kids, and always got along just fine...well,
except for the time Elmo had to punch the fat little boy
in the stomach for, for... Hell! He could even remember
that anymore. He wanted to apologize to Mister Dixon and
say how sorry he was, not only for being rude and
un-neighborly but also for punching him in the stomach;
but instead, he simply shrugged and smiled, "How 'bout
that ride, Sherman?"
"That's what
friends is fo'," replied the turtle, thinking little or
nothing about it.
"Thank'ye,
neighbor!" the Harlie gratefully acknowledged. He then
climbed into the back of the overloaded wagon and
quickly buried himself in the rough burlap sacks. It
felt good. It smelled good. It smelled like...like Harley!
And it reminded him of everything he once knew and loved
so well. Immediately he began shuffling his naked feet
through some of the cool green beans that had fallen out
of their bags just like he used to do as a child. It
felt just like home. And in a strange and almost
shameful sort of way, it made him sad, knowing that he
couldn't go back. Not yet anyway. But it also made him
that much more determined to keep his whereabouts
unknown; and so he tried to put it out of his mind.
"Well, you still
ain't told me where you is goin'," said Sherman, while
waiting for his horse to finish grazing on a patch of
scrub grass it happened to find growing in the sugar
sand, "Or is that a secret, too?"
Elmo didn't know
what to say. "Nowhere in particular," he lied.
"Alright then,"
the driver acquiesced, as if it was none of his business
anyway, "But nowhere can be just about anywhere, Mister
Cotton... if you don't knows where you is goin', that is,"
he said half-jokingly.
Under any other
circumstances Elmo might've even laughed; but the facts
simply wouldn't allow it. His neighbor's observation,
however extemporaneously expressed, only reminded the
Harlie of what his uncle once told him, not too long ago
it suddenly seemed, along those same logical lines:
'Foist, you has to know where you is, befo' you can know
where you is goin'. He wondered if Sherman had heard it
from the old man as well. "I can't tell you, Sherman. I
can't tell anyone," he finally confessed after a long
and deliberate pause, "And that's just the way it is."
The turtle shook
his massive armored head. "You sure there ain't sumpin'
troublin' you, Mister Cotton?" he asked. "You sho' is
actin' mighty peculiar."
"Is you gonna
talk, or is you gonna to drive?" barked the raccoon in a
voice the turtle almost didn't recognize.
"First you has to
tell me where it is you wants to go," insisted the
driver, patiently waiting for Abraham to finish his
crab-grass meal, which he was still chewing from side to
side. And then, suddenly, from out of nowhere it seemed,
a familiar voice sounded from the back of the wagon.
"I'm goin' where
can't nobody find me, Sherman," Elmo finally admitted as
truthfully as circumstances would allow. "But first I
gots to finds me this here Miracle-Maker." He left it at
that, and hoped Sherman would do the same.
Sherman did not.
"Miracle-Maker? he asked. Who that?" And with that, the
fat farmer reached forward and gave the horse a slap on
the rear that set the poor pony's feet once again to
moving.
"Someone my
uncle... Oh, never mind, Sherman. Just drive."
"Well now, Mister
Cotton, I don't know nothin' 'bout no Miracle-Maker. But
I do knows sumpin 'bout miracles. And I'll be damned if
I ain't got one sittin' right 'chere in the back of my
wagon," said the turtle, turning his head a hundred and
eighty degrees just to make sure. "Yes, sir, Mister
Cotton, when I first 'spected it was you, I thought I
done seen me a ghost. Why... you bein' gone for so long.
And all that talk about dead men and such. Not to
mention the fact that ol' Lester... I means, Mister Cox,
already done made you up a coffin. A fine lookin' box
too! You should see it, Elmo! Almost as pretty as the
one he made up for me. 'Ceptin' mines is a little wider
abouts the middle... Just like me, I 'spose. And that
ain't all! Some folks even say you's dead! But I don't
believe none of it. No, sir! And here you is, Mister
Cotton, right 'chere in the back of my wagon. Now ain't
that a flip! And if that ain't no miracle, then I don't
know what is."
Here the pony
suddenly stopped, lugubriously lowering its head and
neck for one last mouthful of Crab-grass, which it
instinctively knew would probably be its last. "Oh, and
about this here Miracle-Maker of yours..." Sherman
continued, having not forgotten what the raccoon had
just said to him, "all I can say is, I hopes you finds
one. And if you thinks you can finds him in Old Port
Fierce... Well then, this yo' your lucky day, Mister
Cotton. And you sho' is in the right place. 'Cause
that's 'zackly where you's goin'...if you's goin' with me,
that is."
As the Harlie sat
up in the back of the wagon it suddenly dawned on him
that if he couldn't trust Sherman Dixon, then he
couldn't trust anyone. And that seemed just plain silly,
maybe even a little stupid; and it certainly wasn't
neighborly. He also knew that sooner or later he'd have
to tell someone where he was going. What if, after all,
he never did come back? What if he died? There would be
too many questions left un-answer. Nadine deserved
better than that, and so did Little Ralph, he imagined,
even though he was too young to understand. "Well... in
that case, Mister Dixon," the raccoon finally
acknowledged, "I guess I'm goin' to Old Port Fierce!" It
was where he was going anyway; and, on the whole, it did
make Sherman feel a little better about things. Besides,
it was his wagon, and he did have the right to know. It
was just the right thing to do
"'Spose to meet a
man there by the name of Hatch... Mister Elijah Hatch,"
said the turtle to the raccoon, as the horse resumed its
long and weary journey, "Came by Harley not too long
ago. Took one look at my crop and made me an offer right
then and there on the spot. Didn't even haggle! Say he a
merchant-marine, or sumpin' like that. Say he headed for
the Islands, whatever that is. Goin' on one of them big
ol' sailin' ships, I reckon. Say the captain be needin'
some vittles – the kinds that don't spoil so easily...
like beans and grains and such. He be lookin' for some
horses, too. But not like ol' Abraham here," the farmer
was quick to explain, meaning, of course, the little
pony pulling the wagon that looked as old and tired as
the mule he once gave to Elmo as a wedding present, and
just as slow."Too old, you know. Don't get me wrong,
Mister Cotton. He's a good ol' horse. Do everythin' he
supposed to do, and then some. But I don't reckon he'll
be around much longer. Yes, sir, I's gonna miss ol' Abe.
Don't think he be missin' me, tho'... or this here ol'
wagon either. Ain't that right, Abe?" he questioned the
dumb beast, in much the same way Elmo used to converse
with his own ornery mule.
Naturally, it made
Elmo think once more of the old mule he brought back
down from the mountain that day. It occurred to him how
much he missed their little conversations, even though
he knew animals can't talk and it was only his
imagination. He suddenly wished he'd been kinder to the
animal. As if reading the Harlie's sobering thoughts and
looking down on his own beast of burden laboring under
the yoke, Sherman felt it necessary to relay some more
troubling news he though his passenger should know at
the time. "Ike tried to take that ol' mule of yours,
Mister Cotton," he said in a long heavy breath, "Sumpin'
'bout a contract. Say you ain't never comin' back
no-how. Say it belong to him now. But Miss Nadine, she
wouldn't let him. No, sir! Chased him away with the
broom. He had it comin' too. Never did belong to him
anyway. Shoot! Everyone knows I done give you that mule,
Mister Cotton, at your weddin' – 'Member?"
Elmo remembered
alright, but the mere mention of his wife's name
suddenly drove out any and all other thoughts he might
have been entertaining at the moment. And it showed,
even though Sherman never took the time to turn around
and notice.
"Don't know what
he wants with that damn mule anyway," Sherman continued,
"Ain't like he don't have enough mules of his own... and
horses, too!" But anyway...where was I? Oh yeah! So I
tells this here Mister Hatch feller that I ain't got but
one horse, ol' Abraham here. And he ain't no good for
nothin'... 'cept pulling this ol' wagon. And he ain't much
good at that, either, I says. And I damn sho' ain't got
me no mule. But I gots me plenty of beans! I tells him.
Best damn beans in all Harley!"
"Best damn beans
in the whole damn county!" Elmo agreed, running his
hands and toes through oblong pellets as if they were
nuggets of pure green gold. And as he did so, the Harlie
was suddenly struck with a bold idea. "You say, this
man...this here, Mister Hatch?" he questioned with a sly
look in his raccoon eyes, "You say he be goin' to the
Islands? That's what you said now – Ain't it, Sherman?"
"I say what I
said," acknowledged the turtle, a little suspiciously.
"Well, Sherman,"
Elmo began, "I may be just a po' dirt farmer who don't
know much about nothin'. But I do know sumpin'. And I
knows he ain't goin' get to them islands in no damn
wagon. That's for sure."
"Not unless that
wagon can float," the turtle wondered out loud. "And I
ain't never seen me one of those... not yet anyway."
"He ain't a'goin'
to swim there, either."
"Too far..." Sherman
agreed. "Shoot! Mister Cotton, even I knows that."
Elmo shook his
head. "Well, the way I sees it, that man gonna need a
boat! Ain't that right, Sherman?"
"Mighty big boat."
"A ship, Sherman.
They calls 'em ships. Uncle Joe told me so."
"I heard that."
"Is he a good man,
Sherman?" asked Elmo, "I mean this Mister Hatch?"
"That's what I
hear," shrugged the turtle. "Give me a right fair price
on these here beans. Promised me mo' money, too; ifin' I
delivers 'em on time. I 'spose that mean befo' the
boat.... I means ship, go away."
The Harlie had to
laugh.
The turtle took it
as a good sign.
"When that is,
Sherman?"
"Don't know fo'
sho', Mister Cotton. But soon – real soon! Told me to be
in Old Port Fierce by Saturday. And that means tomorrow,
if I's not mistaken. And I's runnin' behin' as it is.
Maybe we..."
"Well...what we
waiting for!" voiced the raccoon in the back of the
wagon.
"We's waiting for
ol' Abraham here to stop fillin' up his damn belly,"
said Sherman.
"How long that
gonna take?"
The turtle
shrugged his shell. "Don't right know, Mister Cotton.
Gots him a big belly... just like me. And he don't like
to be rushed neither. He mighty peculiar like that. Abe
mighty peculiar 'bout lots of things. Tho' I 'spect he
just bein' ig'nant. But wait here a minute, Elmo. Maybe
I can talks to him a little bit." And here the fat
farmer slowly climbed down from his wooden perch to see
just what was the matter.
The pony was still
gnawing on a mouthful of crab-grass when Sherman came up
behind him and whispered something into the horse's ear.
Elmo couldn't hear what he said, of course; but whatever
he said, it appeared to do the trick. For at that very
moment, the wheels of the wagon began to roll and the
wagon moved forward. It seems that, aside from grabbing
one last grassy morsel, the pot-bellied pony had taken
the opportunity of discharging its bowels, which its
master hadn't noticed until just then when he happened
to step right in it.
"Sum-bitch!"
cursed the fat man as he wiped the fresh manure from the
thinly worn soles of his shoes. "He do that just to
makes me mad, you know" he sighed out loud.
"Looks like it
done worked," the raccoon wryly noted, not used to
hearing his neighbor use such foul and offensive
language; not even on a poor dumb animal. "Maybe ol' Abe
ain't as dumb as he looks."
"Maybe," replied
the turtle. "But you gots to admit, he sure am ugly." It
reminded Sherman of a picture he once saw in a newspaper
of a tall man with a scratchy beard. He was wearing a
big black hat, the kind that looks like the cylindrical
top of stove pipe, for which it is appropriately named.
His face was sunken and shallow, like that of a man aged
well beyond his years, or someone with all the weight of
the world bearing down on him. And his eyes were dark
and deep, but with a life in them that spoke of better
times to come Mister Dixon would later come to know who
that man was, which was just one reason he'd named his
little pony after the Great Emancipator himself.
"Ugly is as ugly
does," reminded the raccoon, waving the obnoxious fumes
from his face.
Before climbing
back up on the wagon, the farmer insisted, "Oh, I'm not
mad at that, Mister Cotton. Like I say befo', that's
just 'ol Abe's bein' ig'nant. He's like that now and
then, you know." With the problem solved, at least for
the time being, Sherman shook the reins and the little
pony proceeded; but not nearly as quickly as Elmo would
have liked. "That's another thing," Sherman added. "He
too damn slow, too,"
"Ever try usin' a
carrot?" suggested the raccoon, "It sometime work for
me... with he mule, that is." He was thinking of the time,
a hundred years ago it suddenly seemed, when his own
infernal animal vomited up one of the tapering orange
roots in the un-welcomed presence of his landlord, Ike
Armstrong. It was the same piece of semi-digested
vegetable that Sherman had gulped down so easily that
same day, just like the dead catfish he found on the
road, and with no apparent ill effects.
"Tried that once,"
said the owner of the horse." Didn't work tho'. Like you
say, ol' Abe, he ain't as dumb as he looks. Just ornery
and ugly... and slow, too!" he reiterated with a sharp
slap on the reins.
From a different
and perhaps more personal perspective, the raccoon
suggested, "Ever think of usin' a whip?" Naturally, the
benevolent farmer had never even considered such cruel
methods of coercion, not even when it came to animals.
He didn't think it was right; and besides, he just
didn't have the heart. "You mean like the one they used
on you, Elmo?" the driver casually enquired. He was
thinking, of course, about what had happened to the man
in the back of the wagon shortly after he'd broken
another young man's leg for peeing in his bathtub.
Sherman was there when the Grasshopper laid the
cat-o-nine-tails on the Harlie's bare back. He could
still see bits of flesh clinging to the long leather
strips. It was something he would never forget. And, of
course, neither would Elmo.
The raccoon didn't
even flinch. The sting of the whip had since
disappeared, but the purple stripes on his back were
still visible through the straps of his overalls. He
hardly thought about them anymore, or why they were even
put there in the first place. Whatever it was that had
transpired between the two 'boys with beards' up in the
mountains that day seemed to have healed all wounds.
Time has a way of doing that, I suppose. And besides
that, Dick Dilworth was dead; and it wasn't right to
think unkindly of the dead. And so he tried not to. "It
wouldn't hurt," Elmo finally suggested, thinking that a
little corporal punishment might not be such a bad idea
after all, if it meant nothing more than making the
wagon go a little faster and getting them both that much
closer to their mutual destinations.
The driver only
frowned at the idea. "It hurt you, Mister Cotton...
Didn't it?" he sheepishly responded without really
thinking the matter through. Then, drawing his
turtle-like head back into the silent sanctuary of his
bulky brown shell, he sighed, "I's sorry, Mister Cotton.
Truly, I is," he sincerely apologized. "I don't means
what I say. I's bein' ig'nant a'gin. Just like ol'
Abraham."
The Harlie seemed
to understand. "Ah shucks! That's alright, Sherman," he
smiled. "We's all ig'nant sometimes."
The cruel episode
the farmer had brought up, quite unintentionally, of
course, was one that'd taken place so long ago that the
Harlie had all but forgotten about it by now. It was
presently as far from his mind, and eyes, as the scars
themselves. "Forget about it, Sherman" the raccoon
smiled, "– I did."
Now it was
Sherman's turn to change the subject, which he was glad
to do anyway, as the wagon rolled laboriously over the
sandy white soil. "Bad crop this year, Mister Cotton,"
he said, as if it were something Elmo didn't already
know. "Not much rain, you know. S'been like that for
some time now. 'Course, if there ain't no rain, there
ain't no crop. Now how's we 'spose to farm if there
ain't no crop, Mister Cotton?" Sherman demanded to know,
as if he really expected an answer. "And ol' Ike, he
don't care. Say it don't matter to him if it don't rain.
Nothin' he can do 'bout that anyway. It only means we
has to work that much harder. He say it's in the
contract."
"Well, I ain't
never heard of such a thing," the Harlie replied,
allowing a handful of beans to fumble loosely through
fingers. "And I ain't never read no damn contract," he
coarsely added, which, of course, was true – although
Joe Cotton did try to explain to him exactly what it all
meant at the time he scribbled his initials on the
legally binding document – since he never did learn to
read, except for a few small words Mrs. Homer tried to
teach him whenever he stopped by to help Homer with his
chores.
"And neither did
I," replied the farmer, who had signed his own name
under similar conditions, but always too ashamed to
admit it. "But Ike say that ain't no 'scuse," he angrily
stated. "Well, you know what he can do with his damn
contract. He can... And oh, by the way," he just then
remembered, "Some of these here beans is from yo' farm,
Elmo."
"Look too good to
come from them ol' fields, Sherman."
Sherman pretended
not to hear. "Nadine told me to see if I can get some
money for them, so she can buy her a new cow. Old one
died, you know."
Elmo had always
been fond of the cow, just like his mule perhaps, but in
a different sort of way. He would sit and watch the old
heifer chewing on a pumpkin while he was milking her
early in the morning. He would sometimes try to mimic
the side to side motion of the bovine's teeth, which,
for some unfathomable reason, little Ralph found very
amusing. "She was sick when I left," acknowledged
sharecropper. He wasn't too surprised, just a little
sad; and not just for the cow. He knew things were
already hard enough for Nadine, and he suspected they
would only get worse. "Might use it to buy her a new
bathtub instead," he thought out loud.
"She still come
over now and then to...well, you know," blushed the
farmer, not thinking it appropriate to bring up Mrs.
Cotton's private business at the time. Perhaps he was
recollecting the time he saw her naked in the bathtub;
perhaps not. It was just one of those things he tried
not to think about, at least not in front of her
husband.
"That's alright,
Sherman" the Harlie replied, although the fat farmer
would never know for sure if he was talking about the
beans, or his wife. And maybe that's the way it should
be.
"Didn't want to
see 'em go bad," continued the farmer, "the beans, that
is. Not that they were much good to begin with," he was
thinking at the time. "Nothin' lasts forever. Not even
these ol' Harley beans. But if'in' you wants me to,
Mister Cotton, I gives you the money instead – whenever
I gets it, that is; after all, you's the man."
Elmo wasn't so
sure anymore. "Give it to Nadine... all of it," he worded
from the back of the wagon. Then he paused. "And don't
tell her I told you that. Don't tell her you saw me,
either. And I mean that now, Sherman!" he boldly
admonished his neighbor in a most un-neighborly manner.
"You hear me? Don't you say nothin'. Nothin'!" And then
the raccoon became strangely silent.
Sherman
giddy-upped the pony and, surprisingly, the weary beast
seemed to respond accordingly. "Don't worry, Elmo, I
won't say nothin' – if that's what you wants. I guess
you know what's best. But if you don't mind me sayin'
so, Mister Cotton, you sure is become mighty peculiar.
And if you don't minds me axin', what exactly is you
gonna do in Old Port Fierce anyway, besides lookin' fo'
this here Mir'cle-man of yours?
"Maker, Sherman!
Miracle-Maker. That's what they calls him."
"Who?"
"Uncle Joe –
That's who"
"He say that?"
"Told me so
his-self."
"Who he is?" asked
the turtle, sounding a little more demanding than Elmo
would have liked at the time.
"I don't know,"
Elmo lied.
"Then how you
gonna finds him?"
Elmo wanted to end
the conversation right there and then, wondering how it
got that far in the first place. But this was no
ordinary Harlie he was dealing with: this was Sherman
Dixon. He knew he had to say something. "There's a
church. In a place called Shadytown. It's not far from
Old Port Fierce. North-west, I think. Leastways, that's
what Uncle Joe told me. Do you know where that is,
Sherman?"
The turtle looked
not a little surprised. "Kowns 'zactly where that is!"
he exclaimed.
"You do?"
"Uh-huh," nodded
the turtle, "That where Alma live. You remember, Alma
Johnson? She my wife's momma, you know. Her husband, he
dead now. Died up in Harley, long time ago. Bad whiskey,
they say. Alma say he just got what he deserve. That why
she move down south. Had to go away. Nothin' left for
her up in Harley anyway. Needs a man to work the farm,
and Alma...well, I guess she just too old to finds her
another husband. But she a good woman, Mister Cotton; a
church-goin' woman. Good cook, too! She live right there
in Shadytown now. Down 'round Avenue 'D', if I's not
mistaken; which I hopes I ain't 'cause, to tell you the
truth, Mister Cotton, I gots me a mind to spend some
time there myself, and maybe even a little money, after
I gets rid of these here beans, if you take my meanin'.
Elmo nodded.
"Alma, she takes
kindly to tavelin' folk," reminded the turtle.
"'Specially thems that gots relations to her, if you
know what I'm sayin'. Say, Mister Cotton, why don't you
comes along with me. Alma don't minds. Gots plenty of
room. She be happy to sees you!"
Keeping in mind
his fugitive status, as well as what he'd already knew
of Sherman's relatives, Elmo had to think it over for a
moment. "Oh, I don't know," he said with some
hesitation. "You're kin. And that means she has to take
you in. Me? I's just another Harlie. And I and don't
wants to be obligin'. Besides, I ain't gots no money."
Sherman laughed.
"Shoot! Alma don't wants yo' money. She glads to help."
It was a wholesome laugh, the sound of a man who knew
the value of money, but never let it cloud his judgment
or get in the way of his friends. The trouble with
Sherman, however, was that he simply could not
understand why so many others did. "We's all Harley now,
Mister Cotton," he re-assured his reluctant passenger.
'Besides, I gots me some money – See?" And as he said
it, the fat man reached down and pulled off his shoe,
exposing the broad beamed foot of a Harley bean farmer,
in all its earthy unctuousness. The shoe he'd removed
just then was a full size thirteen, double wide; at
least, that's what Lester Cox told him the day he
purchased the footwear from the Creekwood coroner.
Naturally, Sherman never asked the resourceful
undertaker exactly where, or from whom, he'd obtained
the extra large shoes. Not that Lester would ever reveal
such privileged information; but he did mention at the
time of the transaction that the previous owner of the
shoes was a very wealthy man of generous proportions who
had expired on the day of his own wedding, right there
on the altar, even as the sacrament was administered and
the sacred vows exchanged, as a matter of matrimonial
fact when, out of nowhere it seemed, a woman run up from
the back of the church holding her seven month pregnant
belly in one hand and a pistol in the other. She never
made it to the altar, being wrestled to the floor by one
of the bride's beefy brothers; but she did manage to get
off one shot. And that's all she needed, or wanted. She
lay bleeding on the floor as the portly groom fell face
down in a bouquet of red roses, leaving his widowed wife
behind to pick up the pieces and pay the bills, not to
mention the cost of burial. Being a woman of modest
means and humble upbringing, she offered Mister Cox her
dead husband's shoes as payment for services rendered,
which Lester gladly accepted, knowing, perhaps, that was
all the poor woman had left after the wanting woman's
lawyer got through looting the dead man's estate for
statutory rape, as well as suing her brother for causing
her miscarriage when he wrestled the poor unfortunate
woman to the ground. On the death certificate Lester
wrote down 'Accidental' as the cause of the big man's
untimely demise. What he really wanted to put down was
'Unavoidable'; but he couldn't find any such
justification in the Coroner's Handbook. And, knowing
what he did of the three main characters involved, he
simply couldn't call it murder. It was later revealed
that this was not the first time the pregnant woman
approached the altar in such a 'family way' and that the
fat man may very well have been the victim of a fraud,
planned and perpetrated many times before, and with
equal success, by the pistol packing momma. It was
insinuated that her lawyer might also be involved, to
one extent or another; but there was no indictment. As
it turned out, she was actually the mother of six
bastard children, all from a different relationship. She
didn't call them bustards, of course; mothers never do,
not even the bad ones. But perhaps they should; then,
maybe, we wouldn't have so many of the little bastards.
It was an unhappy ending and something Lester preferred
not to talk about. The truth, he would say, is sometimes
ugly; but, never-the-less, it's still the truth. There
was no trial.
The shoes were old
and worn, having lost much of their original polished
luster, as well as their value, by now. They even
looked like something you might expect to find on the
feet of a corpse; after it had been lying in and the
ground for a year or two, perhaps. Never-the-less, they
were still the most beautiful things Sherman Dixon had
ever laid his turtle eyes on, other than Mrs. Cotton
stepping out of the bathtub, and something he simply
would never let go. He then reached deep inside the
leather toe of the dead man's shoe and produced seven
silver coins he'd hidden there for safe-keeping, or
emergencies that were know happen along the road from
time to time. "It isn't much," he humbly stated before
placing the coins back in their leathery safe, "But
they'd all mines! So I reckon I can take care of myself.
Humph! Now how about you, Mister Cotton? What is you
gonna do? You ain't got a place to stay. You ain't got
any money. And you ain't even got any shoes, 'ceptin'
for those... What you calls 'em again?"
"Sailin' shoes!"
exclaimed the barefooted raccoon. "They calls 'em
sailin' shoes, Sherman. My uncle give 'em to me. But
they too big, you know. That's why I keeps 'em in the
suitcase," he sadly had to confess.
The fat man was
right about one thing: That's about all Elmo had, except
for a few other things he'd hidden away in his suitcase,
which he wasn't willing to share with anyone, including
his pipe. The shoes were of no practical use, not yet
anyway; and the stone he show to no one, he thought to
himself without saying anything about it to his
suspicious driver. And as for money... well, he never had
much of it anyway; it never was problem in the woods,
and something he rarely even thought of anymore. You
don't miss what you never had, or so the saying goes.
But even a raccoon on the run needs a little money now
and then, especially if his destination is a place like
Old Port Fierce where, as they say in Harley at least:
'Life's cheap, dyin's easy, and nothin's free'. He knew
accommodations would be expensive. He was right.
But Sherman did
say some of the beans were from the Harlie's own farm.
And even though he hadn't worked it in almost a year,
Elmo thought that he should at least get something for
his efforts, however little and however long ago it
happened. "'Spose I could use some of that money to rent
me one of them boardin' houses I hear tell of. Must be
one in Shadytown," he said thinking out loud. Elmo had
heard of such places from his Uncle Joe who'd been there
enough times to know. Truth is, he'd been there himself,
once when his uncle took him to Shadytown to visit some
relatives shortly after his mother had died. He was only
a child at the time, and remembered thinking it as the
last place he wanted to be. The people there were all
strange to him, unfriendly; some of them he didn't
particularly like. But time changes everything,
including people, the raccoon wisely reckoned, with only
himself to look at for evidence of that. He didn't know
if that was necessarily a good thing or a bad thing. But
he knew he would soon find out.
"Boardin' house!
You mean up 'round Avenue 'D'?" questioned the driver
who had been that way more than once before and was well
aware of the temptations the old city had to offer a
young man; or woman, for that matter.
Not being all too
familiar with the old neighborhood, as Sherman obviously
had been, nor of its infamous reputation, Elmo merely
shrugged and said, "I reckon."
As it were,
Shadytown was a sociological experiment that began at
the turn of the century when the trading ships from the
north first dropped anchor in the naturally formed
harbor of the bay. It was a place where virtue and vice
co-existed side by side, comfortably for the most part,
suspicious at times, in the same symbiotic relationship
first formed on the western frontier, especially in the
newly formed towns that sprang up along old military
trails or wherever there was gold to be found, and
usually by men. And where men go, the women are sure to
follow, albeit not necessarily in the traditional sense.
Serving its transient constituency as it had for over a
hundred years, Old Port Fierce stood as the oldest
active port on the southern seaboard, having changed
little over the years, except maybe for the size of the
ships that found their wakeful way to the infamous city
by the bay, and perhaps a few more banks and other
business establishments, some of questionable enterprise
serving characters of equal suspicion. You could often
find them standing in smoke filled gambling halls,
saloons, as well as in church, kneeling at the pew,
perhaps, right next to the man who, only hours ago, had
just stolen his coat, or his wife. It all depends, of
course, on the day of the week and their own personal
status of Salvation. Or maybe they were just hungry; not
only for the word of God, but whatever morsels they
could lick from the plates of the Master. And in that
case, there was really no better master to have than the
Reverend Willie B. Wright, and no better place to be
than the Miracle Temple and Barbecue Pit of Avenue 'D'
where the plates were always full and the dog most
welcome. It was there on these same solicitous streets,
with their steeples and bars, the sailors would often go
to spend their hard-earned lay or simple pass the time
of day; or better yet, the night. It was a diverse
enterprise shared by merchants, shop-keepers, pimps,
prostitutes, priests and preachers, each peddling their
own brand of salvation and competing for the souls that
so proudly paraded the streets of Avenue 'D' on a
nightly basis.
"Best not let your
wife hear you talk like that," warned the portly bean
farmer, "Or my wife either! Lord knows Bernice don't
want me goin' to no boardin' house. No, sir! Not in
Shadytown leastways. She knows what goes on there.
Shoot! Everyone knows what goes on in them ol' boardin'
houses. Ain't no secret. And ain't no family man gots no
business on Avenue 'D'. That's what Bernice say. Ain't
nobody! Ain't no'how! Why, you should be 'shamed of
yo'self, Mister Cotton, for even thinkin' such a thing.
–'Shamed!"
It seemed that the
raccoon had been on the run for so long he'd almost
forgotten what real shame felt like. Or maybe he just
didn't want to remember. "If I ain't mistaken, Sherman,"
he earnestly enquired, "ain't that where Alma Johnson
lives now – in Shadytown?" As previously mentioned, the
Harlie had been there once before. Only, he didn't
remember much about the northern part of Old Port
Fierce, otherwise know as Shadytown, except for a little
house at the end of a dirt road surrounded by a white
picket fence. It was the house that Alma Johnson lived
in, along with her unwed daughter, Regina. She was the
eldest of Sherman's wife's three sisters. She was also
the prettiest; a fact that neither of the two traveling
sharecroppers, or anyone else in Harley, would ever
disagree with, or could easily ignore. "That's what you
said," Elmo insisted. "Aint it? You say she be in
Shadytown."
"I say what I
said," replied the turtle, in his usual perspicacity.
"But Mrs. Johnson, she don't like to talks about it
much. 'Cause of what folks say about that part of town.
Too much evilness, I 'spose. You know how womens is.
Alma be funny like that, too. She used to live up in
Harley, you know. But that was a long time ago, when her
husband, Isaac, still alive. She moved to Shadytown
shortly after he died. 'Member? Some say she had no
choice... whatever that mean. Don't suppose she wants to
tho'. Queer things happen in Shadytown, she say – Mighty
queer. Queer folks, too! She rather not too many folks
know where she live now, if you takes my meanin'," said
the driver, rather discreetly.
Even though it
really made little or no difference to him where Mrs.
Johnson lived or how she got there, the raccoon nodded
in agreement from the back of the wagon. The pony did
the same from up front as if it had heard the story many
times before and was only being polite to its gossipy
taskmaster. Indeed almost everyone in and around Harley
were aware of the queerness, and sin, associated with
Shadytown. Elmo had heard things about that part of the
old city, especially one street in particular known as
Avenue 'D' which was said to be the queerest and most
sinful of all. But he wasn't necessarily thinking about
Avenue 'D' at the time, or Old Port Fierce for that
matter. He was thinking about a girl he once knew.
Sherman was
thinking about the same girl, who happened to be his
sister-in-law, and continued his discourse in perhaps a
more delicate manner. "Regina live there now too, with
her momma. You 'member her, Mister Cotton – Regina
Johnson? Used to live up in Harley with Alma and the
girls."
The silence coming
from the back of the wagon that spoke volumes. The
turtle heard it loud and clear, and suddenly wished he
hadn't brought it up. Of course, Elmo remembered. How
could he not remember? Sherman was well aware of what
happened between Elmo Cotton and 'Gina' Johnson. Hell!
Everyone knew, even Nadine. But that was all in the past
now, or so he thought at the time. But the mere mention
of her name was enough prick the raccoon's sensitive
ears; and, apparently, that's exactly what happened.
Suddenly, Elmo
lost all desire to go to Shadytown, and wished he'd
never climbed into the back of the little wagon. In
fact, he suddenly wished he was back at the cabin, where
at least he knew he was safe; or better yet, on the
Island of Long where women were to be subjected, and
not feared. But it was too late; the Great Raccoon was
on his way to Old Port Fierce, and Shadytown. He wasn't
exactly sure which one they would arrive at first, but
considering the close proximity of the two towns, and
the girl who now lived there in the little house with
the white picket fence, it really didn't matter. He knew
that sooner or later they were bound to meet again. And
he was right.
"She have a little
boy now," continued the driver, steadily, like a
skeptical but skilled surgeon removing the bandage of on
old wound to see if it has healed yet. "His name is
Oley, Oley Johnson. He a good boy. He live with Alma and
his sister. Regina never done got married, you know.
Guess it was just one of those things. Eh, Mister
Cotton?"
No response; only
more deafening silence from the back of the little
wagon.
Regina Johnson
was the last person Elmo ever expected to see again. It
just wasn't supposed to happen; his wife would make sure
of that. Nadine Cotton was able to overlook all of Elmo
pasts indulgences; all, that is, except for one – Regina
Johnson. It was warning given to him, with hard cold
stare to match, just before they jumped over the broom
together and got married. It was a look, and a warning,
the Harlie knew he would take to the grave, at least if
he knew what was good for him. 'That's just the way farm
girls is...' the uncle admonished his newly groomed nephew
on the front porch of his little house shortly after the
wedding ceremony that took place in Farmer Simpson's
parlor, 'They protects what's theirs... and that includes
you!" said Joe, poking a big brown finger directly into
Elmo's small chest at the time, just to make it stick.
'So stay away from Gina Johnson... You hear me, boy!
Nadine won't have it. She'll leave you fo' sho'. Don't
even thinks about it.
He'd brought up
her name only once after that; and he couldn't even
remember why. It was the only time Nadine ever
threatened to leave him. Uncle Joe turned out to be
right, as he usually was, especially when it came to
women, which, by the way, was actually a little
surprising since the old fly-catcher never did marry.
But he made his point; and so did Mrs. Elmo Cotton who
drove hers home with the business end of a carving knife
one particular evening when, at the climatic end of an
exceptional round of love-making, or fighting if you
prefer, the raccoon cried out Regina's name (perhaps
inadvertently or subconsciously; he couldn't remember
actually saying it at the time, but knew he would be
reminded of it for the rest of his life) at the height
of the orgasmic release. With the point of the knife
pressed firmly into his burning flesh, the poor Harlie
promised it would never happen again. Needless-to-say,
it turned out to be the last 'fight' they would
have for quite some time; and even then, it just
wouldn't be the same.
"Just one of those
things..." repeated the man at the head of the wagon,
"Just one of those things..."
Elmo didn't want
to talk about it anymore; he didn't even want to think
about it – or her, or the boy. He only wanted to be left
alone. And he was going to tell his neighbor to be quiet
and mind his own business; but instead, he only buried
himself, along with any lustful longings, further and
deeper in the beans and said with a sigh: "How should I
know, Sherman?"
Having witnesses
first hand Elmo's first awkward and unsuccessful
advances towards the young farm girl named Regina
Johnson, Sherman seemed to understand. It was Elmo's
first attempt at sex and doomed from the start. It
happened, naturally, inside the barn one day in Harley
where Regina Johnson was living at the time with her
mother, Alma, and her two younger sisters, Sophia and
Bernice, the latter being the youngest and Sherman's
future wife. Elmo was only thirteen at the time; 'Gina'
Johnson, a year older. It was the raccoon's first
experience in dealing with the femme fatal, which
at the time seemed to him more of a curiosity than
anything else.
It was a time in
the young Harlie's life when his own teeth first began
to ache. Not for gold, adventure, or anything like that
(that would all come later, of course, as Homer Skinner
had found out already) and not necessarily for a woman,
as some might come to suspect, although that was
certainly part of it. What Elmo Cotton was really
looking for was something different, something far more
alluring and, perhaps, more dangerous. What he wanted,
what he needed, more than anything else was simply that
which he couldn't have. And he didn't even know what it
was. Not yet. Regina Johnson just happened to be there
when it happened. It all seemed so innocent at the time,
so right, and so... natural. They thought they were
alone. They weren't. Sherman had been eavesdropping at
the time (an equally natural phenomenon, if not as
innocent) from right outside. Peeping and peering in
through a crack in the barnyard door, he'd seen it all;
or at least he thought he did, which was actually far
less than what Elmo would later claim to have happened
that day on the other side of the barnyard door. It's
true that boys will be boys, and will sometimes lie when
confronted by others of their kind on the hot and heavy
subject of sex, about which, even though they claim to
know everything there is to know about it, actually know
very little, or at least just enough to be dangerous.
But that's what boys do. Girls realize this, of course –
or at least they think they do – and that's what makes
them girls. It all goes back to Adam and Eve, I suppose.
Sin has no gender.
Mister Dixon never
told his best friend what he saw, or what he didn't see,
that day inside the barn (best friends seldom do in
situations like these, at any age) but he always
remembered what happened. And now that they were both
older, and perhaps a bit more callous to the cruelties
that the young sometimes inflict upon one another in the
jealous rivalries of youth, the peeping Tom, or Sherman
in this case, at last confessed; and he did so in the
only way he knew how: he laughed. "Reckon you done
caught Miss Regina behind the barn, after all – Eh,
Mister Cotton?" Heh! Heh! Heh!" he laughed again, even
though he knew by then that he probably shouldn't have.
"I didn't thinks
anyone be watchin'," replied the raccoon, slightly
embarrassed and even a little angry by then with the
turtle for not only having spied on him, albeit so many
years ago, but for just now 'fessing up to the crime.
There was simply no excuse for it. He slipped slowly and
silently further into the beans.
Sherman didn't
seem to notice, and laughed even louder at his
neighbor's expense. "You sho' look funny, Mister Cotton...
And Gina, too!" he howled. Say, what you tryin' to do
with her anyway?"
"What you talkin'
about, Sherman? I didn't even get her dress off," the
raccoon fought back.
"I know...That what
makes it so funny, Mister Cotton. Heh! Heh! Heh!"
laughed the driver even louder than before.
Elmo was not so
amused; and he wanted to say so. But he didn't. He knew
it would only make it that more shameful and, perhaps,
even funnier! The truth can be like that at times. He
remembered Regina Johnson alright. How could he not? He
remembered exactly what happened and, more importantly,
what didn't happen inside Farmer Johnson's barn that
day; and he didn't consider it a laughing matter. But
Sherman was right about one thing, he finally had to
admit: it was pretty funny. And even funnier now! as all
things take on a more comical aspect the further we are
removed from them.
Feeling slightly
more at ease in the company of such a fine and excellent
turtle, the raccoon thought he might open up even more
and, as they say in Harley 'spill the beans' by telling
Sherman all about what had happened to him since leaving
his little farm and family, and in particular what he
and his uncle had talked about just before the old man
died, especially in regard to Zeke Harley, the man he
called the Miracle-Maker, who would soon be dead, if he
existed at all and Elmo Cotton had anything to say about
it. But he decided that it wasn't the right time. He
didn't think Sherman would understand; and even if he
did, there was nothing he could do change things. And
besides, Sherman wasn't good at keeping secrets, and was
already asking too many questions. So, to avoid any
further interrogations or un-necessary complications,
the raccoon slid silently back into the beans and began
singing the words to a song he often heard his uncle
singing on the back porch while he was catching flies.
"Woke up this mornin' feeling the blues
So, I puts on these here ol' walkin' shoes.
Go down to the crossroads, and makes me a deal
Now I gots me a Hellhound at my heel..."
"Oh, by the way,
Mister Cotton" said the driver, not sure what to make of
the melancholy melody and wondering what his good friend
and neighbor was really up to. "Ifin' you has nowhere in
particular to go, and ifin' you wants to, that is, well,
you can stays with me at my Auntie's house.
The Johnson's had
three daughters: Regina, Sophia and Bernice. Bernice
Johnson was the youngest, and the homeliest (which also
meant she was the fattest and ugliest) and would
eventually become Mrs. Sherman Dixon. Farmer Johnson
died shortly after Bernice was born, leaving his wife,
Alma, and the other two siblings to work the farm alone.
It wasn't easy, being all females; but they somehow
managed and eventually carried out the terms of old
man's Johnson's contract, himself a sharecropper under
the hard black thumb of Ike Armstrong who'd recently
been granted a generous portion of bottom land for
services rendered both before and after the war, which,
for reasons that remained mysteriously undisclosed, were
never documented.
It happened a very
long time ago, when Elmo was only thirteen years old, a
mere child, and orphaned as well. The smell of the
freshly cut beans made him think of the times when he
and Regina Johnson would sneak off together behind the
barn or into bean fields when they thought no one was
watching them. He recalled the first time he nervously
put his hand down the back of 'Gina' Johnson's blue
dress. It was funny how the smell of Harley beans always
reminded him of that, and of her, even until this day,
in fact, and especially when they were freshly cut and
still green. As he sat back smothering in the
intoxicating aroma that brought back so many memories,
both good and bad, he could still feel the smooth brown
skin beneath the blue cotton dress; how warm and moist
if was, dark and delicious, like the unctuous meat of an
undercooked game bird with all its natural juices
preserved under an oily surface of fine black pubescent
hairs. It was the Harlie's first taste of a woman. But
it was only a taste. He knew he come back for more. And
so did Gina.
He was actually
glad when he'd heard that Miss Regina Johnson had left
town to go live with her mother in Old Port Fierce; and
so was Nadine. He didn't realize it at the time, but it
only made him want her even more. It was something he
never told his wife. He'd never forgotten what she'd
once told him after a long and exhaustive night of
love-making at the pointed end of a carving knife when
he once whispered the name of Gina Johnson in the heated
throes of a long and passionate embrace. It was the same
admonishment she'd used on more than one occasion: 'The
only way you get out of this here marriage, Mister Elmo
Cotton – is feet first!' Somehow, with the edge of the
knife glowing so sharply before the raccoon's fretful
eyes and the handle held so firmly in his wife's small
but powerful hands, the warning took on a whole new
meaning. "I'll cut it off first...' she added the
following morning just to let him know she meant
business. And, like I said before, fightin' was
never the same after that.
"Now how about it,
Mister Cotton?" squeaked Sherman from the buckboard of
the slow moving transport. "You wants to go with me to
Mrs. Johnson's house, or not? 'Cause I ain't a'goin' to
no damn boardin' house. That's fo' sho'. That's fo' dang
sho'! Besides, they's too 'spensive. And Harlies ain't
gots that kind of money no-how," he correctly stated.
The thought of
actually seeing Gina Johnson again both frightened and
excited the Harlie raccoon. He didn't suspect that she
knew he was married to Nadine by then; not unless
Sherman had told her already, which, considering the
fact that they were, after all, brother and
sister-in-law, was always possible; but because of the
distance that separated the two in-laws, it was still
not very likely unless, of course, Gina Johnson had some
other means of gathering such personal information,
which knowing farm girls the way he did, was not
entirely out of the question. They can be very
resourceful in that regard, especially when they want to
be. But if such a meeting were ever to take place, what
would he say to her? What would she say? It would be a
difficult and awkward moment, for both of them, he
sometimes imagined; and it was something he really
wasn't looking forward to. But in the end, the helpless
romantic decided to take Sherman up on his generous
offer, at least until they got to Old Port Fierce. "You
think she remember me... Alma, I mean?" Elmo inquired from
the back of the wagon, which suddenly seemed to be
moving more slowly than ever.
"Alma 'members
everybody" Sherman insisted, knowing his mother-in-law
better than his own wife in many ways. "Believe me,
Mister Cotton, that woman never forget a thing."
The Harlie
actually had another Johnson in mind when he said it,
but didn't say anything more to Sherman about it. He
didn't think it was necessary.
"Oh, and another
thing, Mister Cotton," cautioned the fat farmer before
he forgot, which was something that happened to Sherman
more often than he cared to admit, "Ol' Ike's been
talkin' 'bout you lately. S'been going all around
Harley, tellin' folks how you is dead, or some such
foolishness. Now, why you think he be doin' sumpin' like
that, Elmo? That ain't right."
The raccoon
agreed, thought he knew the answer. He just didn't want
Sherman to hear it, not yet anyway, and not under those
circumstances. "You don't believe that now, do you,
Sherman?" he said with audible air of indifference.
"'Course not!"
declared the farmer, sounding a bit more confused than
usual.
"Good. Then
neither do I," replied the raccoon.
"Huh?"
"Never mind,
Sherman. Can you drive a little faster?"
"Ohhh... I gets
it," acknowledged the farmer at his own expense. "That's
a joke, Mister Cotton! Ain't it?"
"Not a very good
one, I'm 'fraid," answered the raccoon as he tried to
laugh it off.
The turtle laughed
too. "But I tell you sumpin' what ain't no joke," he
warned the Harlie on a more serious note. "And it ain't
funny at all. Ike's been talkin' to Miss Nadine. See him
over there at the farm almost every day. He's makin'
eyes at her, Mister Cotton. And you know what that mean,
if you know what I mean... I mean."
Neither driver nor
passenger was laughing at that point. Elmo knew exactly
what his neighbor was talking about. And Sherman was
right, it wasn't funny. It was devastating.
The driver
continued. "Now, I don't know fo' sho' what be going on,
and I sho' ain't one to gossip. Likes to mind my own
business, you know. But I do know one thing, Mister
Cotton – Folks is talkin'. Talkin' up a storm! And you
know what that means in Harley, when folks begins to
talk. Don't you?""
As the raccoon sat
motionlessly between two lopsided bags of beans, a quiet
rage that had been building up inside him ever since
he'd left the farm suddenly felt like it would explode.
He was angry, and didn't want to run anymore. All he
really wanted at moment was to jump out of the wagon and
run straight back home, just as fast as his raccoon legs
could carry him, and kill Isaiah Armstrong, just like
the mule suggested over a year ago. It was something he
should have done a long time ago, he was thinking to
himself just then, reaching down and feeling the
distinctive outline of his Bowie knife though leg of his
overalls. It didn't really matter how he did it
(although it would have been convenient if he still had
his shotgun) and he didn't care if anyone saw him. After
all, he was a criminal – a murderer, no less!
That's what they were all saying back in Harley. Wasn't
it? "They started it... Not me," he whispered out loud,
trying to keep his thoughts to himself at the moment.
"Say there's gonna be a hangin'? Humph! Well, I'd like
to see someone try to put a rope around this Harlie's
neck. I'll kill 'im first. I'll kill 'em all!" he boldly
stated, without considering the consequences or who
might be listening.
Like any other
wild animal, a raccoon will fight back when he knows he
trapped or cornered. The Harlie was no different. And if
he was a criminal, and a murderer, like everyone
said he was, why should they expect anything less from
him? And what if he did kill someone? That's what
murderers do. Ain't it? They kill! And if anyone
deserved to be killed, that would certainly be Ike
Armstrong. The Landlord had it coming, especially after
what Sherman had just told him. And if not Elmo Cotton –
Then who? In his own feral instincts told him he was
right. Why not kill the landlord? Any other man would
have done that by now, and taken his medicine along with
the consequences. Besides, he'd killed once before, up
on top of the mountain, or so he was told. So why not do
it again? What the hell's the difference? Why not kill
ten, or a hundred? How about a thousand! Ah... Killing
ain't so hard," he'd almost convinced himself by then.
Murder's easy! But living... Now that's hard. To borrow an
expression from a dead colonel: 'It's the easiest thing
in the world to kill a man...once you knew how to do it,
once you have 'the knack'. Why, it's just like... like
killing a fly, Elmo dared to imagine, thinking of the
horseflies his uncle would squash in his lethal hands on
his front porch in Harley. And who would blame him? And
with all the other sharecroppers Ike had taken advantage
of over the years, and all the women he'd molested, if
not physically then at least mentally and emotionally,
it was a wonder Lester Cox hadn't already sized up the
greedy landlord for a cedar-lined coffin along with a
'money back guarantee' Taking advantage of a poor and
stupid dirt farmer was one thing (he could certainly
understand that, even though he was always too afraid to
do anything about it) but taking advantage of another
man's wife when her husband wasn't around to protect
her...well, that was something entirely different. It just
wasn't right, or proper, even if that man happened to be
a criminal and a murderer.
Naturally, the
raccoon on the run knew that his good friend and
neighbor only meant well, and that Sherman was only
trying to help, just as he always did. Maybe it was the
fat farmer's way of getting Elmo to go back home, where
belonged, even though they both knew by then that he
would have to stand trial. Nothing moves a man to anger
more than thinking of his wife with another man, I
suppose; it's the stuff wars are fought over, and what
men die for. It was good try. And it almost worked. But
Elmo knew better. He thought he knew his neighbor better
than that. He didn't. "Let em' talk," was the raccoon's
final response to the deeply disturbing question. "I
know my own wife. And Nadine knows me! She know what to
do."
Naturally, the
turtle was quick to defend the raccoon's interests, as
well as his wife's honor. "I know what you's thinkin',
Mister Cotton," he said with a reassuring nod, "and you
gots the right to say what you say. Ol' Ike, he know
better than to mess around with Nadine. She's a good
woman. No need to worry about that, Mister Cotton. But
if I was you..." he began to add.
"If you was me,
Sherman!" Elmo interrupted. "If you was me..." he suddenly
withdrew, trying to control all the emotions swelling up
inside him at the time, "you'd be doin' the same thing.
Or else, or else, you wouldn't be me. Do you
understand?" he said, even thought he wasn't sure if he
understood it entirely himself.
The farmer didn't
understand; he couldn't if he tried. "Huh?" was his only
response to the paradoxical inquiry.
"Forget it.
Sherman. It's just a manner of speech."
"Alright then, but
I'll tell Nadine..."
But once again, he
was cut short by the frustrated raccoon in the same
ambivalent manner. "You tell Nadine... You tell her. You...
You... Oh, go ahead and tell her whatever you wants to,
Sherman. I don't give a damn no mo'." He then rested his
head down on a fallen sack of beans and began to weep in
private.
Sherman's eyes
grew round and moist as he slowly turned and looked back
at his lonely passenger in back of the wagon. It was a
pitiful sight to see a grown man cry, he thought, and
something he wasn't quite used to, especially when the
man doing the crying was someone he'd known for so long
and never seen in such a distressful and sorrowful
state. It was the first time he ever saw another man cry
like that.
The tears, which
Elmo made no attempt to hide, were real. Sherman was
worried about his neighbor and wondered if there was
anything he could do to help. He cursed himself for
saying too much already and for just being plain stupid.
He should've listened to Elmo and minded his own
business. Mister Cotton was right, he concluded; and, as
usual, he was wrong. Sometimes you do need more than a
carrot, and sometimes it hurts. And so, picking up the
whip he was once so reluctant to use, Sherman Dixon
cracked it across the back of his tired little pony and
cried out loud: "Giddy-up Abraham! You ol' jackass."
Reluctantly, the
animal obeyed.
As the sun burned
brightly overhead, the little red and yellow wagon
rolled slowly along the River's edge. By then, the road
had turned into soft white sand mixed with tiny
fragments of seashells, which meant only one thing: They
were rapidly approaching the harbor of Old Port Fierce,
where the tall ships were. Both the farmer and the
raccoon were hoping that they weren't too late.
Feeling a little
less grieved over the latest news from back home, Elmo
sat up in the back of the wagon inhaling the distinctive
aroma of freshly cut Harley beans mixed with the salt of
the sea. It was a good smell, and a good combination. It
reminded him of church, when as children he and Sherman
would chew the sweet-tasting sprouts up in the balcony
during the Sunday service and spit them down on the
pig-tailed heads of unsuspecting girls below. He never
realized that the sense of smell could be such a
powerful reminder. It was the good smell, the smell of
his family, which he sometimes found disturbing, but now
today. Not now. It was the smell of his wife baking
bread in the kitchen, the smell of Lil' Ralph doing what
babies do best; it was the smell of his mother, from
what he could remember of her, holding him close to her
breasts. It was also the smell of working in the muddy
bean fields of Harley. How could he ever forget it? But
that's what makes the Harley beans what they are, he
imagined, the smell. That smell! It was the scent of a
workingman, perfumed with blood, sweat and tears. But
mostly sweat. He could smell his dead uncle was in those
beans, too.
It reminded Elmo
of story he'd once heard from Joe Cotton when he was
still a little boy. And just like the smell of the
Harley beans, the story had stayed with him all those
years, as all good stories should. The words rang true,
thought the Harlie, his eyes still a little watery as
they slowly but surely approached the city by the sea.
And now that he was a raccoon on the run, the story took
on a whole new meaning for Mister Elmo Cotton, the
Harlie. It went something like this....
ONE FINE DAY
THERE WAS A RACCOON with a long black nose, black eyes,
and a bushy brown tail. And like all critters of the
woods, he had just one thing on his mind: a quick and
easy meal.
All morning
long the raccoon roamed the countryside in search of
something that suited his taste, which naturally
included anything that didn't have a taste for raccoon.
He searched long and hard but at last could not find a
morsel to eat – not even a borrow rodent or a scrub jay,
which were suppose to be plentiful that time of year.
And so, with an empty stomach and four sore feet, the
hungry raccoon sadly began his long journey home to his
hole in the ground.
Before long, the
raccoon came upon an open field where he spied a great
white eagle lying suspiciously on the ground. The bird
was crying in pain because it had just been wounded. The
coon's hopes suddenly brightened, in that a damaged bird
appeared to be fair and easy game; and he hadn't tasted
foul in over a year. 'Hey there!' the raccoon smiled,
raising his tail and licking his short black snout.
'What have we here? An eagle brave enough to lie alone
in an open field; or, should I say, foolish enough?'
'Neither
foolish nor brave, Mister Raccoon,' replied the eagle,
boldly looking up from the ground, 'and only slightly
damaged, as any coon can clearly see who would be kind
enough to notice.'
'Kindness...'
grinned the raccoon, 'is a virtue. And being virtuous
only makes me hungry'.
'Ahhhhhh!'
replied the eagle. 'You mustn't always judge a bird by
its feathers. Not all that glitters is gold, or so the
saying goes. Appearances can be deceiving, you know,
even to a wise and noble raccoon such as yourself'.
The raccoon
stroked his beautiful brown tail and stared with pity at
the helpless foul for a long time with his big brown
eyes. He could find no reason to spare the eagle; but
still, he was intrigued by the temerity this particular
bird. He knew, naturally, that the eagle would surely
die if left alone for any length of time out in an open
field. And he was getting hungrier by the moment just
looking at the poor and pitiful creature. 'Under the
circumstances,' the coon finally concluded after
thinking it over for a while, 'Death would only do you
justice; and it would fill my belly as well. So, that
puts me in enviable position of solving both our
problems in one quick bite'.
'Indeed, it
would do me no good to argue such a logical point,'
stated the damaged foul, while carefully preparing his
case. 'But first hear me out; like they say: 'All that
glitters is not gold'.
'Oh, very
well,' the raccoon nodded, 'But make it short; and I
promise you a quick and painless death'.
'Well,' began
the eagle in its own lawyerly way, 'Do with me as you
wish and live long to regret it. But first let me tell
you something you don't know. My name is Walter, and as
you might've guessed by now I am a prince among eagles.
My nest lies high in the Silver Mountains, miles above
the clouds. I don't imagine you've ever seen it; if you
have, it was only by chance I should wonder. Anyway, to
make a long story short,' he said, even though his
intentions were just the opposite, 'I was on my way
South... to pick a feather or two with my brother eagles
when suddenly, and from out of nowhere, this nasty black
arrow found me in flight'. He then held up a broken wing
and showed the raccoon that there was indeed a long,
black, and nasty looking arrow piercing his left wing.
The raccoon was
not impressed, or surprised; nor was he moved to pity
the fallen white eagle. 'Go on!' he insisted, becoming a
little more impatient with the bird's sad and
unfortunate story.
'Well,' continued
Walter, as a matter‑of‑factly, 'I was horrified! I was
Mortified! I was Humiliated, to say the least. Who
wouldn't be! And who would dare such a thing? And on my
birthday, too! I could've screamed... Come to think of it
– I did! And in doing so, I lost all aerodynamic control
of the situation. Who wouldn't? Flying is a very serious
business. If you don't believe me, just try it sometime
for yourself. Have you ever tried to fly with a broken
left wing? No, I suppose you haven't. How could you?
You're a raccoon! You might as well try to chase
butterflies. It ain't easy, you know'.
By that time, the
raccoon was growing even more impatient, not to mention
very hungry. 'I never tried such a thing,' he growled,
taking one step closer to his meal.
'I realize
that,' said the eagle, dragging himself two steps
backwards, 'Just a matter of speech, my fine fellow. So
where was I? Oh, Yes. Bless my beak! I thought I was a
goner... and I might've been!" he insisted, 'if not for
this fluffy field of grass, which I luckily just
happened to land in. Not that luck had anything to do
with it, mind you. Even an eagle's fate may be guided by
more than the four winds, or a high-flying projectile'.
'I would say,'
said the raccoon, drawing ever so closer to his prey,
'that right now your fate is guided by the appetite of
one hungry raccoon. I would also say that you are
beginning to bore me with your sad little story. If you
spare me the rest of it, I may just drag your sorry
feathers home and give you a proper cooking rather than
eat you here and now, as was my original intention'.
'And that would
suit me just fine,' lied the eagle, seeing that his own
plan was still in effect, for the most part, and working
to his advantage. Walter knew that the owner of the
arrow would soon come to claim his mark – and the sooner
the better, as far as he was concerned. If he could only
stall the raccoon a just little while longer, the eagle
imagined, he just might get out of this mess with no
more than a broken wing and a bruised beak. He was quite
aware, as most eagles are under these and other
circumstances, that any self-respecting farmer would
much prefer a healthy raccoon to a busted eagle any day
of the week. He was also quite aware that, although
clever in many wild and wicked ways, the raccoon was no
match for own superior intelligence and much
underestimated avian brain. However, the fact remained
that he was dealing not only with a very clever raccoon,
but a very hungry one; that could make all the
difference. And so, he devised a new and more cunning
plan.
'Mister
Raccoon,' said the prince of eagles (if that what he
actually was, which, of course, he'd yet to prove to the
raccoon's satisfaction) knowing the end was indeed
drawing near one way or another, 'Before we go any
further and you do what you must, what raccoons do best,
that is, I should like to repay you for your kind offer
of taking me home for a proper stuffing rather than
eating me here in this cold and lonely field. A prince
such as I deserves nothing less! But first hear what I
have to say, and mark my words well: Long before any man
walked the earth, my fathers and their fathers before
them roamed the heavens for time untold. We were kings
of the sky and lorded over all manner of bird and beast.
Even the dinosaurs genuflected in our presence. Why, it
wasn't until the age of Man when things took a turn for
the worse. Man! Phew! They ruined it all! They cut down
the forests, dried up the lakes. They killed the birds
and beasts, and other creatures as well. And what did we
get in return. I'll tell you what – Pollution! It's a
wonder there's anything left at all.'
The raccoon was
suddenly intrigued; for now, the eagle spoke of a common
enemy – Man. He'd been hunted by them before and once
nearly killed when he was chased up a tree by a pack of
hungry hounds, only to escape by the hair of his
whiskers when the farmer's wife suddenly screamed out
loud at the sight of her prized cock being dragged from
the henhouse by a very large and determined fox.
Naturally, the hounds obeyed by bolting straight back to
the farmer's house, leaving the lucky raccoon to climb
down the tree and run back off into the wild.
And ever since
then, the raccoon had avoided humans at all cost. But
all this did not alter his decision one bit; nor did it
change his plans, or menu. However, he did wish to hear
the bird out; it was the least he could do. And so, he
and lay down in the tall green grass and listened with
open eyes, ears, and mouth.
'As time went
by,' continued the Walter, 'Man made game of every bird
and beast he could catch or kill. All but the White
Eagles of the North escaped his treachery...Well, at least
up until now, as you can plainly see. Damn my hollow
bones and feathered brain for getting myself into such a
mess!' cursed the bird. 'I'm a disgrace to my flock. A
real Dodo! Anyway,' he continued, appearing quite beside
himself by then, 'it was bound to happen sooner or
later, I suppose. And lucky for you, my fine fortunate
friend; for you see, not only am I a prince among
eagles, but I happen to be a very wealthy one. For many
years, more than you can imagine, I suspect, my fathers
were lords over the sky, kings in their own right, and
highly regarded. Man, despite all his wickedness,
honored them with gifts of silver and gold, and
treasures beyond description. In time the eagles of the
North, of which am one, stored up enough gold in their
nests to buy a small kingdom, if we wanted one; that is;
generally speaking, eagles have no use for such
ephemeral and superficial things, and are content to
live in our own heavenly space. But we do love gold! Who
doesn't? And if you look up in the mountains to the
north, just through those clouds,' he pointed with his
one good wing, 'you just might...There it is. Gold! You
see it?'
The raccoon
suddenly sprang up, forgetting, for a moment at least,
his own immediate hunger. Stretching out his neck and
proudly lifting up his bushy brown tail, he fixed his
black bandit eyes steadily to the North. And in a moment
of joyful hope and anticipation, he thought he saw the
faint glimmer of gold high on top the misty mountain.
'You see? You
see!' cried the eagle, appearing equally excited at the
lofty yellow glow. 'There it is! And here am I. The last
and least of my kind, and the only guardian left of my
father's – or should I say, your – treasure? It's all
yours now, I guess! That is if you're not too busy
stuffing your belly with bruised beaks and broken bones
to go and get it. It won't last forever, you know.
Already I can see others climbing the mountain. It won't
be long now, I suppose'.
And it looked
as though the Walter's plan had succeeded after all, and
better than he actually thought it would. You see, by
then the raccoon was so full of greed and lust that he'd
forgotten all about his hunger (which, by the way, he
might've satisfied right on the spot if he were not so
gullible and easily tricked) and was already thinking of
ways to bring the gold down from the mountain and spend
his fortune. And without so much as a 'thank you',
'goodbye', 'good luck', or even a hardy paw-shake,' he
started towards the great mountain in a trot.
He hadn't
traveled very far, however, when suddenly and from out
of nowhere, it seemed, he heard the sound of running
feet thundering up ahead and advancing in his direction.
He'd heard that sound before; and he knew what it meant.
At once the raccoon knew he was a fool and cursed
himself for being beguiled by the eagle and tricked so
easily. 'Rats!' he cried. 'Out-foxed! By a bird-brain,
no less. Why, I should've eaten the nasty little
trickster when I had the chance!'
But it was too late.
The sound and
smell of the farmer grew nearer and nearer. There was no
time to lose. There was no gold; it was only a trick of
the light, as the raccoon now understood. The best he
could hope for was a quick get-a-way, if that was at all
still possible. Turning around, he headed straight back
to where he'd left the eagle, but the farmer were so
close by then that he could feel his broad-booted
footsteps vibrating the earth all around. He glanced
back; and seeing the giant farmer armed with a longbow
and knife, he bolted for his life.
When the raccoon
next saw the eagle, he was dragging himself through the
open field, painfully it seemed, along with his broken
wing and bruised beak, the black arrow still lodged in
his wing. It was a pitiful sight, but the raccoon didn't
care; he was still very angry at the eagle for tricking
him and was tempted to stop and take a bite out of the
prince just for spite. But he didn't want to take the
chance; and besides, he had his own problem to deal with
at the moment. The farmer was chasing him by then and,
for a clumsy old fellow, he was very fast; but the
raccoon was faster, and the hounds, he thought, were
soon to follow. It was only a matter of time. He'd been
down this road before.
And just when
the raccoon thought that he was out of the woods, so to
speak (of course, he would much rather be in them at
that very moment) a knife popped out from behind and
nipped off beautiful bushy tail brown tail. He barked
like a dog and ran even faster. And when at last he was
at a safe distance, or so he imagined, the raccoon
stopped to catch his breath. Looking back he saw the
farmer pick up the white eagle by the tail feathers and
stuff him into his sack. And as he rode off back towards
the farmhouse, the raccoon could hear the prince of the
eagles crying out a final word of beguiling admonition:
'All that glitters is not gold!' At first it sounded
almost like an apology. But then the eagle laughed, and
the raccoon knew he'd been tricked.
When the
raccoon returned home to his hole in the ground that
evening, weak and weary from the chase, and without his
beautiful tail, he was very angry, and still very
hungry. He wept over his loss because his tail was so
long and beautiful. He guessed by then that it would
most likely end up on someone's head, as a hat or
something, or over the farmer's mantle piece. The
thought of it made him ill. After all, what is a raccoon
without his tail? He felt as though he'd been
emasculated and castrated all in one blow. It was
disgraceful. He was afraid to go out of his hole, even
at night when none of the other animals were around to
laugh at him.
As time went
by, the raccoon grew bitter and bold, and schemed to get
even with the farmer one day for all the trouble and
humiliation he caused him. And so, one night when the
moon was full and bright, the old he-coon crept out of
his coon-hole and headed towards the farm house. He
traveled far and wide into the land of the giants,
which, by the way actually was much farther than he'd
ever journeyed before. By midnight, he came to a big red
farmhouse with a detached barn and a wooden chicken
shed. As quiet as a raccoon (they can be extremely quiet
whenever they want to be, you know) he made his way past
the barn and through the giant's garden until he came
atlas to an open window.
Slowly, he
climbed up to the ledge and poked his cold wet nose
inside through the open widow. And there, high over the
giant's fireplace, the raccoon saw his own beautiful
brown coon-tail. It was tacked to the mantelpiece, just
as he suspected, like some kind of trophy, along with a
number of other tails both big and small. "Rats!' he
said under his raccoon breath.
Meanwhile, the
farmer was snoozing contentedly at the table with a pile
of white eagle feathers at his feet, and a very big
belly. The raccoon grinned and almost laughed out loud.
So...he thought to himself, his black eyes wide with
dilating with vengeful delight, the eagle finally got
what he deserved. It only reminded him; and he was still
very hungry. And so he pulled the curtain down over the
open window and decided to make the most of the
situation.
Sneaking back
through the garden and past the barn, the hungry raccoon
stopped at the hen house. And before the rooster even
knew what happened or could sound the alarm, the raccoon
was in and out with the farmer's fattest and prized hen.
It was just that quick and easy – as quick and easy as
slicing off a tail, the coon rightly imagined.
Stopping by the
farmer's gate with a fat and frightened hen in his
mouth, the raccoon looked back to see the farmer
stomping out of his front door in his bright red
long-johns. He had a shot-gun in one hand and a long
sharp knife in the other. But it was too late. The
raccoon got away. All the farmer found that night in the
hen house were some shocked and surprised hens nervously
counting their chicks and eggs, some loose flying
feathers, and one worried old rooster. The angry farmer
ordered the rooster to start explaining. But
needless-to-say, the cock could not crow. He'd been
napping also – just like his giant master.
The following
day, the raccoon sat in his hole and devoured the fatted
hen. The farmer had roast rooster that same evening and
slept even better. When at last the raccoon finished his
meal, he looked up to the mountain and thought he saw a
soft shimmer of light. He shook his head and, as he fell
asleep, softly sighed, 'All that glitters...
End of Book Three
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